Get there. The forecast year, when tomorrow morning, it is gone tomorrow night, [ cheers and applause tariq from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Kacey Musgraves, Deion Sanders, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1940 tariq and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Thats a hot thank you very much. Thank you very much, everyone. And welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home well, guys, everyone is still talking about this yesterday the house passed a a bill that could ban tiktok and now its headed to the senate yeah right now, parents watching their kids tiktoks from spring break are like, please ban it so they can get a job one day. [ laughter ] please ban this. Right now. Please. But china is now calling on the u. S. To stop unreasonably suppressing the social media app. China was like, who do you think you are, us . Meanwhile, former treasury secretary, steve mnuchin, said that hes putting together an Investor Group to buy tiktok he actually had a lot to say on the issue. First mnuchin said, were very serious about mnaking this happen, for mnany years social mnedia has been getting out of control. Then he said, we need to mneet in the mniddle if we raise enough mnoney, it will be a truly mnomnentous occasion for amnericans. I cant do it. [ laughter ] i cant say it [ cheers and applause he said it better. He said it better than i did, yeah some more political news in a new interview, former President Trump complained about how hes been treated compared to other president s check out what he said and i was always told that Andrew Jackson as a president was treated the absolute worst and i heard Abraham Lincoln was second i said, theres no i dont care, Andrew Jackson or anybody else, nobody has when you think of the fake things, nobodys been treated like trump, in terms of badly [ laughter ] jimmy nobodys been treated like trump, in terms of badly. And trump should be treated in terms of goodly. Yeah, he said no president s been treated worse, yeah even John Wilkes Booth is like, hold on, i got to yeah [ laughter ] come on, bud, come on. Get this senator Bernie Sanders just unveiled the new bill to establish a fourday workweek. [ cheers and applause if he did this eight years ago, hed be finishing up his second term as president. [ laughter ] some news from overseas. Russia is now holding their president ial election. Russians had two options on the ballot, Vladimir Putin or disappear. [ laughter ] and you guys see this . North korea released images of kim jong un testing out a new tank check this out hm [ laughter ] aww yeah, he saw his shadow, which means six more weeks of dictatorship [ laughter and applause well, some Business News best buy has recalled nearly 300,000 air fryers after receiving complaints that they overheated, melted, or caught on fire. Overheated, melted, and caught on fire. Those are actually the options on the new tesla [ laughter ] well, last night, netflix released the reunion episode of love is blind, and [ cheers and applause i know, i know one of the most dramatic scenes was a big confrontation between jess and jimmy now, if you missed it, dont worry. Because, here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are the roots own, tariq and questlove. [ cheers and applause tariq thanks jimmy tonight, ill be playing the role of jess, a 29yearold executive assistant, who is confronting jimmy about being accused of leaving a date early. Questlove and ill be playing jimmy, a 28yearold Software Salesman from north carlonia who is getting confronted by jess for accusing her of leaving a date early. Jimmy whenever youre ready. Tariq we were on that date for an hour and a half, and i said, listen, at this point, it feels forced. Like, what provoked you and made you say, like, horrible things about me . Questlove during our last date, you left the date early. Like, im sorry if thats throwing shade tariq did you not want me to leave the date early . Questlove no no, no, i wanted you to guys, guys, guys. [ cheers and applause im im actually jimmy, and thats not exactly the way i said it. You mind questlove sure, take it. [ cheers and applause listen. You left that date early that did happen. An hour and a half into it, not not ten minutes um i maybe gave you 45 minutes but it felt like ten minutes to me uh someone please get the receipts, please jimmy there you go, very nice [ cheers and applause good job, everybody. Thanks, guys jimmy [ cheers and applause jimmy presnell, questlove, tariq. Jimmy, thank you very much for being here thank you, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause this is the greatest. Jimmy what are you saying. Ive got something to say, jimmy. Jimmy whats that . This is the greatest hour and a half of my life jimmy no, thats [ cheers and applause get out of here. No, its not hour and a half . I i dont think that guy knows how time works but its [ laughter ] guys, listen to this i read that someone stole an entire shipment of Pittsburgh Penguins bobbleheads that were supposed to be given away at tonights game [ light laughter ] i dont know whos more disappointed though. The fans, or the guy who stole the giant box that was full of bobbleheads. Its like, supposed to be xboxes right now, the number one suspect is a guy going, i didnt do anything. [ laughter and applause and finally, guys, a lot is happening in the news right now. And sometimes i find the best way to explain the news is with music. Ill show you what i mean. Its time for news radio. News radio. News radio news radio hey jimmy first up, the house passed a bill to ban tiktok in the United States. So, now influencers are looking at their videos like all that work and what did it get me . [ laughter ] Jimmy Congress says china is using the app to spy on us, but most users are like i dont care jimmy anyway, congress will eventually send the bill to President Biden and say sign your nam sign your name jimmy up next, boeing is in hot water because their planes are like i used to fly now i just fall down [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, their doors and wheels are like bye bye bye [ laughter ] jimmy people on the ground are running from falling debris like move bitc get out the way [ laughter ] jimmy if boeing doesnt fix things soon, everyones going to be like come on ride the trai and ride it [ laughter ] jimmy next up, a lot of conspiracy theories are floating around about Kate Middleton she hasnt been seen in a while and people are like where are you [ laughter ] jimmy the royal family posted a picture of kate with her kids the other day like look at this photograph jimmy but it was clearly fake, so now everyones like whats going on [ laughter ] jimmy meanwhile, the writers of the crown are like, we better get to work work work work work [ laughter ] jimmy well, its spring break and st. Patricks day is this weekend, so you know what that means shots shots shots shots shots shots shots [ cheers and applause jimmy but remember to drink responsibly, okay . If you get too drunk, you might call up your ex like sometimes all i think about is you jimmy or you call up your boss like bitch i sai what i said [ laughter ] jimmy then youll wake up then youll wake up in the morning like last night we let the liquor talk [ laughter ] jimmy anyway, have fun out there, and remember to drink plenty of water [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy and finally, donald trump and joe biden have officially clinched the nominations for president. Some people are like do you get deja vu . Jimmy while the rest of the country is just like oh no oh no oh no no no no [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show her new album, deeper well is out at midnight tonight. Kacey musgraves is here to talk and perform plus, his new book, elevate and dominate, is available now, coach prime, Deion Sanders is joining us. Stick around, well be right back with more, tonight show everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause apparently, we broke the law in in iceland so jimmy what what happened well, we got a speeding ticket [ laughter ] i never saw anything take our photo. You can see us in the van. Can you zoom in a little [ laughter and applause jimmy are you kidding me for moderate to severe Crohns Disease skyrizi is the first il23 inhibitor that can deliver remission and visibly improve damage of the intestinal lining. Serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. Tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to. Liver problems may occur in Crohns Disease. Control of crohns means everything to me. Ask your gastroenterologist about skyrizi. 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Guys, it is time for us to post a joke to our tonight show socials. But we need your help. Thats right its time for tonight shocials. Tonight shocial tonight shocials, yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy there you go tonight shocials. This is how it works im going to show you five different jokes and youre all going to vote thumbs up or thumbs down if we should post it you all have voting clickers at your seats you see them there there you go, perfect. Now, you can vote for all of them you can vote for none of them. Whatever you want. I want you to have fun and were going to see the results live and then ill post whichever one gets the most likes from all of us. Sound good [ cheers and applause tonights show tonight shocials [ laughter ] okay the first post is, clown cars are the original uber pools. [ light laughter ] [ groan got an actual audible groan there. [ laughter ] dont make any noise when youre voting, just press the clicker. [ laughter ] everyone, eww. You dont talk into it, just press the thing. [ laughter ] all right. The votes are in i think i know the results of this one [ laughter ] lets see them yeah, very good. All right, look. [ sad bass notes ] [ laughter ] i think shocials really throws people for a loop and thats why were already already were in a weird space tariq yeah, yeah youre coming hot with that. Jimmy yeah i think we should change the name, maybe. Tariq to what, though . Jimmy uh social social wedia. [ laughter ] cause we cause we are we are we are choosing the social social wedia, instead of social media. Tariq i like that, wedia jimmy social wedia. W, e, dash, d, i, a. [ laughter ] tariq i like that. Jimmy nah, that was terrible can we vote on that . Tariq yeah, lets vote [ laughter ] jimmy lets vote can we type that in tariq okay, its a no for me [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, dont talk into it, dont talk into it. Just press it. Lets see all right, lets see. Can we change the name of this bit to social wedia . Thumbs up or thumbs down [ laughter ] yeah, people are laughing. Tariq i dont know, man. Jimmy but i dont know if theyre laughing at me or with me [ laughter ] lets see the results here [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause jimmy were not calling it social wedia. [ laughter ] absolutely not i know everyone voted. I know its a democracy, everyones vote counts. What would the song sound like if it was called social wedia . Social wedia social wedia [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. Tariq now that you did the theme, i dont like it anymore jimmy he dont like it no, exactly. [ laughter ] all right, so, right now this bit is called social wedia. [ laughter ] but it could change next week. All right, here we go. This next joke is, i love ignoring a group chat then responding with a haha to let people know im alive. [ laughter ] thats me. That was a week ago, man. That was a week ago. Yeah, i thought that was a funny joke from a week ago oops. All right, lets see the results on this one. Im feeling good [ drumroll ] oh, yeah, im feeling real good [ cheers and applause im feeling good im feeling real good. All right. This next one says, if youve never had a spoonful of Peanut Butter standing alone in the kitchen, youre either allergic or lying. [ laughter ] thats pretty good i havent done it in a while but i have done it maybe i saw it in a commercial or something tariq ill bet you never had a spoonful of mayonnaise standing alone in the kitchen at night [ audience groans jimmy i dont even have mayonnaise in my house tariq thats what we should vote on. We should vote on banning mayonnaise jimmy just ban it. No, people love it tariq yeah, no vote. Jimmy yeah, just ban it. Lets see the results of this Peanut Butter one. I feel good about this one too [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause all right, good. Not bad. Not bad. Respectable. Next up said, i bet lemons are like, wait, how did we get dragged into this whole this car sucks thing . [ laughter ] i mean, its clever. I see people nodding not necessarily laughing theyre just going like [ laughter ] i see where they were going with that. Tariq yeah, they get it. They get it. Jimmy if there was a medium thumb, that would have got a a full medium thumb. Tariq right. Jimmy im going to say this is probably like a 50 50 split lets see the results on this one. [ drumroll ] tariq no jimmy no, no, no [ sad tuba ] tariq yeah jimmy all right. Theyre honest tariq i think that one was a lemon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy thats it. That is why its called social wedia. Thats why social wedia, uhoh [ light laughter ] and heres the last one here this one says, ive never wrestled an alligator but i have tried to fold a pizza box and put it in the trash can. [ laughter ] thats pretty good tariq right. Jimmy thats yeah i keep trying it, too. After all these years. I go i try to snap it over my leg tariq its a bit of a tussle, right . Jimmy it just dont work, yeah all right. 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