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[ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests rebel wilson, alison brie, dr. David agus, comedian preacher lawson, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove whats up steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on. I feel the love. Pccp thank you welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching at home. Well, guys, it was a cold, rainy, gloomy day here in new york city. But you know what they say, april showers bring seasonal depression. [ laughter ] were going to have fun. Were going to have fun tonight. Actually, everyone here is so excited, because the Solar Eclipse is less than a week away. [ cheers ] its going to happen here in new york city monday afternoon at 3 25. Yeah. Of course, its important to remember the Solar Eclipse is like a smiling guy on a a subway its best not to stare directly at him. [ laughter and scattered applause ] i saw that to celebrate the big day, applebees is offering the perfect eclipse margarita. [ cheers ] applebees says its a great way to blackout during a a blackout, which i thought was [ laughter ] did you guys see this . House republicans just introduced a bill to rename washington, d. C. s Dulles International airport after former president trump. [ light laughter ] its a great idea for anyone who wants to see an airport go bankrupt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump airport, yeah. Trump airport, dont be surprised when every store becomes a hudson fake news. [ laughter ] speaking of trump, he finally paid the 175 million bond in his new york civil fraud case. The money came from an insurer out in california, but in order to get the bond, trump had to put up some collateral. Now, we dont know exactly what trump promised hed give up in exchange for the money. That information isnt public [ laughter ] so, all we can do is speculate. But once we find out more, were going to let you know. [ cheers and laughter ] meanwhile, due to trumps low cash and limited resources, the Biden Campaign says that they think florida is winnable. [ light laughter ] i mean, technically, powerball is winnable. [ laughter ] but doesnt make it a good bet, you know, like yeah, giseles single. I could date gisele. You go, yeah, technically, i guess you could, yeah . No. A lot of florida voters have doubts about biden. Theyre like, i dont know, hes just so young. [ laughter ] some more news from florida the state Supreme Court just ruled that a measure to legalize marijuana can appear on the ballot this fall. I know, its shocking, apparently florida has laws. [ laughter ] now when kids hear their grandparents complain about their joints, itll have nothing to do with arthritis. [ laughter ] thats a goodie. [ cheers and applause ] thats a goodie there. Well, some news from the white house today. President biden and chinese president xi jinping talked on the phone about tiktok. [ light laughter ] biden was like, uh, here are my thoughts. And xi was like, yeah, yeah, i already know your thoughts cause of tiktok. [ laughter ] guys, i read that costco is going to offer a new Weight Loss Program to their members. Costco. [ light laughter ] i dont know if a pallet of 100 calorie bags of oreos is going to help, but im [ laughter ] im down to see em try. Well, get this, siriusxm announced that theyre launching an entire channel dedicated to taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, a channel that just plays taylor swift. Its called the radio. [ laughter ] some more business news, United Airlines is asking their pilots to take some time off cause of a shortage of new boeing planes. [ light laughter ] so, to sum it up, the pilots are taking off but the planes cant. [ laughter ] guys, listen to this, hot topic announced that shoppers personal data was accessed in a a recent data breach. Steve ooh. Jimmy hot topic announced the news like, ugh, were going through something you just dont understand [ laughter ] youre not my real dad, keith [ laughter ] and finally, eight people were left stranded on an island after their cruise ship left without them. [ light laughter ] they watched the boat leave like, thank god, were saved. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to the show. Thank you so much for tuning in. Yesterday was april fools day. And so, i got home early enough to see the kids before they went to sleep. And so, i have two daughters that are like 10 and 9. And so, i go there was an ipad on the kitchen counter that said, videotape yourself drinking this lemonade, dad. So, like, okay, i do that, and its just straight lemon juice. You know, so it was a good one. So i go, okay, whatever. So, then i take my coat off, whatever. I go up to say good night to em. And they go, oh, dads here, dads here. So, frannie comes over, she goes, dad, put on something that youre not afraid to get messy. [ ohs and light laughter ] again, im there maybe 40 seconds, a minute im at home. I go, okay. So, i put a tshirt on. They go she goes, dad . And im like, are they going to put makeup on me or something . Or ive seen, like, kids dads, they put kids i dont know. My kids dont do it. But im like, maybe she wants to put makeup on me or something. Whatever they want to do. She goes dad . And i go, yeah . She goes and she hits me across the face with a plate of whipped cream. [ laughter ] [ rimshot ] a giant, massive steve wham. Jimmy smack. Whipped cream all over the walls. [ laughter ] i go, what is wrong with you . She goes, its april fools. Its april fools day. [ laughter ] i go, thats not even what you do on april fools. I go, that is terrible. I cant even believe that this is i mean, its not even anywhere near my shirt. All over my face, all over everything. I go, well, im gonna im gonna get you back. Im gonna spend the whole year and im next april fools, ill get you back. She goes, do you think i care . [ laughter ] i go, oh oh. Steve come on. Jimmy i go, yeah, you should care. cause im really gonna go for it next april fools. So yeah, you should care. In fact, im going to put like a like a snake in your bed or something. She goes, i like snakes. [ laughter ] i go, well, all right then, were just talking, and i i put her down, were talking. And im about to leave her bedroom and she goes, hey, dad . She goes, yeah. She goes, i really dont want snakes [ audience ohs ] in my bed. And i go, do you think i care . [ laughter and applause ] steve wow jimmy dont mess with me. Guys, we have we [ light laughter ] whap dude, it was insane, i mean [ light laughter ] i dont what is why my wife didnt warn me or anything . It was clear the whole family was involved. Steve something rotten will be tomorrow. Jimmy it was everywhere, dude. She got me good. Were so happy today, guys. We got some great news. We got nominated for four webbys today. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are were very excited. We love the webby awards. We love our online audience, theyre such a big part of our shows success. I mean, the tonight show is the number one late night show on digital and social almost 100 million followers and subscribers. [ cheers and applause ] and last year last year we did over 7 billion views. [ cheers and applause ] thats crazy. You guys push our show to the next level. If we do a sketch on the show, you send it around. You get people talking. You are the water cooler. Youre the new water cooler, thats what so, we love you. We love creating content for you. Thanks to our tonight show team that work so hard. And thank you webbys for the nomination. Get out there and vote for us. [ cheers and applause ] ooh. Speaking steve oh. Jimmy speaking of voting. You guys, weve been getting tons of votes in for our Fallon Book Club spring read, okay . [ cheers and applause ] its the real deal. Were doing a book club. Thats right, we started with 16 books, okay . Now were down to eight. Theyre all great books. Theyre all look at these. Can you see them all . Yeah, these are all great. We the voting for this round goes till 12 30, you have 1 more hour to vote. So, if you go online, you can go to fallonbookclub. Com, or you can just click on this qr code. And your bleep blorp, your phone will get you there. Steve yeah, bling, blang, boom. Jimmy you put your phone up, put it in yeah. Take a picture in camera, and suddenly, itll pop in your screen, you get right to this and take a vote. And then, i will be honest, i havent read any of these books, but [ laughter ] but but out of these, were going to narrow it down to four, then two, and then the one that wins were all going to read together. [ scattered cheers ] and i think its gonna be i think its gonna be this thin one. [ laughter and applause ] that one looks like steve what you want, yeah. Jimmy that feels like a a frontrunner. Steve not that you care. You dont care. Jimmy lets not even look at the lets not even look at the bindings. Look at this. [ laughter ] what book what book do you want all to read together . I think this ones in the lead, is what im hearing. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy but its super fun. Weve done a couple book clubs before, but this one, by far, is our most successful. People want to read. The people want to read, i love it. [ cheers and applause ] so, check it out, and go to it. I appreciate it. What a what a show we have for you tonight. Oh, my gosh, speaking of books, we have so many people with books. But you know her from films like bridesmaids and the Pitch Perfect franchise. She has a new memoir out today called rebel rising. [ cheers and applause ] rebel wilson is here [ cheers and applause ] yes out today. Steve come on. Jimmy she stars in the new series, apples never fall, which is available now on peacock. Alison brie is joining us steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very fun, very talented. He is one of the worlds leading doctors and medical researchers. His new book, the book of animal secrets natures lessons for a long and happy life is out now. Dr. David agus is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youve got medical questions steve yeah. Jimmy hes the guy. Steve i love him. Jimmy if you have any questions you guys have any questions any questions to ask the doctor . Whats bothering you, what do you want . [ light laughter ] you want advice . Gimme gimme a question. Ill ask him. [ indiscernible ] jimmy more more sleep . Yes. Jimmy how do you get more sleep . Or . [ light laughter ] jimmy more sleep is not a a question. Its just a [ laughter ] statement. How do you get more sleep . Steve how do you sleep at night . Jimmy you just go to bed early, yeah. [ laughter ] i i can answer that one. Steve are you a doctor . Questlove headaches, headaches. Jimmy headaches . Questlove yes. Jimmy headaches. Questlove how to rid yourself of headaches. Jimmy how to get rid of headaches. He hes really more of a a cancer doctor. But, you know [ laughter ] i can ask him about these sleep and headaches and stuff like that. Steve ask him about my toe. Jimmy yeah, but anyways, hes a genius. And this is super a super interesting book, and what he discovered with what we have common with animals and how we can use that to live longer. Were going to talk to dr. Agus later. Hes great. [ cheers and applause ] we got great standup, too. Oh, one of my favorites. Preacher lawson is here tonight steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stick around, well be right back with rebel wilson [ cheers and applause ] when skeletons ruled the earth [ beatboxing ] [ light laughter ] when skeletons ruled the earth [ beatboxing ] and then it had a breakdown bit where it just went skeletons skeletons skeletons skeletons [ laughter ] jimmy wow. And then it just hit back in with when skeletons ruled the earth jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ beatboxing ] febreze man i dont about yall, but when it comes to working from home, i gotta have every part of my house clean. That means tidying up, then spraying my febreze air mist, to leave every room smelling fresh and clean. With that done, its time to get to work. La la la la la ugh. Nothing works on this acne. Hi who. . Im a licensed dermatology provider from curology. Oh. Answer a few questions, ill look at your skin, and prescribe you a personalized cream. Wow curology. Skincare with a face. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest starred in blockbuster films like bridesmaids and the Pitch Perfect franchise. Shes now written this new memoir, rebel rising, which is available now. Please welcome rebel wilson [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. [ cheers and applause ] wow. How are you excited . Its officially out today, the memoir. Yeah, i mean, im im excited, but im also a bit terrified, cause its like, all my personal, private secrets. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] but you knew that was going to come out. I mean, thats why youre yeah, i know, but when youre writing it, its just you in a dark room, just going jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] you know, and reviewing my journals, going jimmy yeah. Yes. Jimmy now everyones gonna see it. I know. Jimmy but theres theres so many great stories, and i want to get to all of this. First of all, since ive seen you, youve become a mom. Congratulations on having [ cheers and applause ] thats the best thing. Can i show this . Yeah, show it, yes. Jimmy oh, no, look at royce this is my daughter. [ audience aws ] jimmy no, no, no shes so cute. She is. And its just awesome having a a baby, cause you never know when youre just gonna pick em up and they projectile vomit all over you. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, you never know. You never know. Jimmy no, its literally its a gamble every time you pick them up. Yeah, yeah. Every day is different. Jimmy how old is she . Shes 17 months, today, actually. Jimmy oh, my god. [ audience aws ] yeah. Jimmy bud, congratulations. Little cutie. [ cheers and applause ] aw, thank you, thank you. Jimmy and and and recently engaged, too. Yes. Got got engaged. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not the baby. Yes. Jimmy not the baby. No. Jimmy no, no, you, not the baby. Me, got engaged jimmy babys still to my Disney Princess at disneyland. Jimmy thats right. So, yeah, we got engaged, and i had like a violinist playing, like, can you feel the love tonight. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Yeah. Theres rose petals. It was very, very romantic. Jimmy its a lot to celebrate. I know, i know. Jimmy and now now you have but the good news is, the book has a good ending. Jimmy yeah, it happy ending, its a happy ending, exactly. Yeah, i know, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but its great. Its so well done. I mean, was there any stories that you were hesitant to to put in there . Youre like, ugh, i dont know . Um, yeah. I mean, theres a story about i lost my virginity quite late in life, at 35. So, people were like yeah, not a joke, sadly. [ light laughter ] so, people and then, now i was like, should i put that in . Like, i dont know. Jimmy yeah, why not . But i feel like if i was reading somebodys memoir, id just really want to hear every everything. Like, the things that might be embarrassing about them, and, you know, and the good things, so jimmy yeah. So, i put it in. Jimmy yeah, i mean, 35. I mean, some of us are in their 40s. Well [ laughter ] some people, like apparently Queen Elizabeth i, like, never had sex, ever. Jimmy wow. So, yeah. So, you know. Jimmy so, youre in good company. I beat her. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I beat her. Yeah. Jimmy oh, my god. Its a very funny book. You talk about your childhood, and the couple things that stuck out, what made me laugh was you wanted to be a rapper at one point. Obviously, obviously. I mean [ laughter ] jimmy thats what we thought [ applause ] yeah. Jimmy when you walked out, i go, oh, yeah. Yeah, growing up from the bush, yeah, i naturally just thought, yeah, im gonna become a superstar rapper. Jimmy you actually recorded, like well, i had a little group with my sister, and we were called sisterz, with a z, cause thats like [ laughter ] hardcore. Jimmy wow. Wow. And i actually i did record a demo on cassette tape to send out to all the record labels. And it was original, it was called when skeletons ruled the earth, all right . Jimmy ooh, wow, interesting. Yeah, and what cause skeletons was like the most hardcore thing i could think of to rap about. [ light laughter ] jimmy when skeletons ruled the ruled the earth, yeah. Jimmy ruled . Or rule . Yeah, it was like, you know, theres just skeletons Walking Around the earth, and like, how dangerous that would be. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] oh, of course. That was that was the song. And then i recorded it, and it was just like when skeletons ruled the earth [ beatboxing ] when skeletons ruled the earth [ beatboxing ] and then it had a breakdown bit where it just went skeletons skeletons skeletons skeletons [ laughter ] jimmy wow. And then it just hit back in with when skeletons ruled the earth jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ beatboxing ] and another skeleton and another skeleton [ laughter ] skeletons ruled the earth hey hes gonna get you too skeletons ruled the earth jimmy no, its a great song. [ laughter ] so [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy thats a great song. Thats i mean, yeah, totally original song i made up. [ laughter ] and but no Record Company ever wrote me back. Jimmy oh. [ audience aws ] ever, i know. Jimmy this is ridiculous. That is but wasnt meant to be. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i want to talk about this theres a story in here about its, again, a happy ending but you getting malaria. Yes, yeah. Jimmy and how it changed the course of your life. I went to live in africa after high school in like a gap year. Jimmy mmhm. Um, and got malaria real bad, and was in hospital, kinda malaria is like no other disease ive ever had. Not that ive had like 10 billion or anything. [ laughter ] remember, virgin til 35. [ laughter ] but so i was in hospital hallucinating. And id lost my hearing cause of the drugs that they gave me. And im hallucinating, and i hallucinate that i was an actress, and that i was really, like, great, and i win an academy award. [ scattered cheers ] and it was fully blown, like i could see all the actors and actresses, and i walk up on stage, and then i give an acceptance rap. Like, cause i was just [ laughter ] jimmy skeletons rule the earth . I dont do that. It was like jimmy you dont do the hits. Listen up yall i got something to say its about this oscar that i won today and i and i just kept rapping. Jimmy wow. And i was like it was so full blown that i came out of hospital and said, im gonna become an actress. And then everyone was like, no. We think your malaria has demented your brain. [ laughter ] theyre like, you know, look at you. Youre not nicole kidman. Like, no, its not gonna happen. And literally just my one best friend, nick, thought i could be an actor. Nobody else did. [ audience aws ] jimmy yeah. Um, yeah. And he was so sweet. He, um, engraved a star with my name on it, and said that one day when you have a dressing room, that, you know, you can put that on your door. [ audience aws ] jimmy see it takes one person to believe in you. [ applause ] and look at you now, with a a memoir come on congratulations, bud [ cheers and applause ] rebel wilson, everybody. Rebel rising is available now. [ cheers and applause ] alison brie joins us, after the break. Stick around, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] youre a heartbreaker dream maker love taker dont you mess around no no no to screen for colon cancer . Was that after i texted the age to screen was now 45 . [both] because i said cologuard® hey there where did he come from . Yup, with me you can screen at home. Just talk to your provider. [both] well screen with cologuard and do it my way. Cologuard is a oneofakind way to screen for colon cancer thats effective and noninvasive. Its for people 45 at average risk, not high risk. 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Everyone, please welcome alison brie [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thats alison brie, right there. Hello jimmy welcome back thank you. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Feels good to be back. Jimmy i always love having you here. I i cant wait to talk about all the stuff that you have going on. I thought it was interesting cause last time, i think, you were here, we were talking about your romantic comedy. Somebody i used to know yes jimmy congratulations on that by the way. Thank you. Jimmy it was great. But we were talking about your favorite romantic comedies, and you were saying the american president. I have to tell you that last year i said that so many times, cause its not just my favorite romcom, its my Favorite Movie of all time jimmy thats so and of course, it stars Annette Bening. Jimmy Annette Bening, yeah. I just said her name 30 times [ cheers and applause ] and then i got to work with her in the show, apples never fall. Jimmy now shes your costar. Shes my costar. She plays my mom jimmy did you make that happen . I fully manifested it, i think, by doing a press tour and saying her name 15 times a a day and then getting a phone call one night being like, this show just came, it stars Annette Bening i was like, say less. Im in. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy say less, im so in. Im in. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Lets talk about apples never fall. Please. Jimmy all seven episodes are available now on peacock. Its a big hit. Can you set it up for everyone . Its based on a book by liane moriarty. She wrote Big Little Lies jimmy whoo and nine perfect strangers. [ cheers and applause ] basically, when our mother goes missing, a family is in turmoil. The four adult children, you know, turn on each other. They turn on their father. Nobody knows who did it, whos responsible, what has happened. Jimmy oh. I want to show a clip. Heres alison brie in apples never fall. Take a look at this. I made a video. Posted it on my socials. Shes too important to me. So, heres what im offering. 50,000 to anyone who gives us information that helps us find my mom. Okay, great. Okay, but you dont have 50,000. So, when you say youre offering 50,000 remember when you let me borrow your credit card for emergencies . What i remember, is that i let you borrow it one time and you memorized the number. Think of it as penance for the whole [ bleep ] your bosses wife thing. What can i get you . Hi. Can i do a macha latte . Yeah and what, coffee, black, caffeine do you serve alcohol . Espresso . Jimmy ha, ha, do you serve alcohol . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] you were fantastic in this series. Thank you. Jimmy congrats on all the great reviews. You have many different types of roles in your career. Do you ever do an audition where you just go like, that one i didnt get . Definitely i have. I mean, there are early auditions theres one early audition, very early in my career that haunts me to this day. And it was for this musical bloody bloody andrew jackson. Jimmy oh, yes. It was like, you know it was described it was a new musical at the time, it was described as a rock and roll musical. Jimmy yeah. I was just out of college, i was doing a lot of latenight drunken karaoke. Jimmy uhhuh. And i thought oh, great. I got this. I have, like, this song ive been doing basically every saturday night. Pat benatars heartbreaker. Jimmy oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] so so, i do no preparation at all. Jimmy no . So, i get there, and im sitting outside. Now im in the waiting room, and the walls are paper thin. And i thought rock and roll musical, everyones going to be singing rock this is chill. And basically, you can hear every person through the wall, and its broadway its think of me think of me fondly jimmy yes, oh you know its tomorrow [ laughter ] and im just out there like this is when i start sweating, i start realizing jimmy oh, boy. Maybe i should have done a little more work. I get into the room. Of course i know someone there, the piano player. You know, i knew him recently or from college or something. Hes like, hey, alison, oh, heartbreaker, its gonna be awesome. I was so nervous. He launches in. I get two bars in, and i just go to a ten, and i just basically i amped up too hard, too fast. I couldnt hit a note. I was literally screaming [ laughter ] at these poor people i was auditioning for. We were meant to do two verses, two choruses. At the break, in the middle, i had just enough time to take a a breath, and literally mouthed to the people that i was auditioning for, im sorry and then launched right in. Jimmy oh, no launched right into the next verse. [ laughter ] jimmy no. I couldve stopped. Jimmy yeah. But i powered through two verses. They were not happy. And i have not been asked to audition for those people ever again. Jimmy oh i have to tell you thank you. You know, if i were to do it again, knowing what i know now, and you can kind of go into those auditions, you can choose your pace, you can choose your key. I think i would go in slow and low jimmy yeah. I think i you guys, give me a d give me a a dflat. Yeah, i would be like your love is like a tidal wave [ cheers and applause ] spinning over my head drownin me in your promises that are left unsaid [ cheers and applause ] youre the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy the invincible winner and you know that you are born to be youre a heartbreaker dream maker love taker dont you mess around with me youre a heartbreaker dream maker love taker dont you mess around no no no jimmy alison brie, everyone apples never fall is streaming now on peacock. More tonight show, after the break. Stick around. 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David agus [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate this. I actually i got to meet you once. Do you remember this . Yeah. Its not my usual meeting with someone, where they come up to me and they say, hey, listen, youre going to be sitting next to a close friend of mine. Im going to send you shots of tequila. I want you to drink them and see what he thinks about you. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, i thought that would be funny. [ laughter ] because because you were sitting we were at this party, there were two separate tables. And you were sitting next to howard stern. And howard stern, hes youre his doctor, and you guys know each other, and he so, i thought it would be funny if i kept sending you tequila shots. And howard was just gonna watch you just down tequila. I was sending you i was sending you water. Yes, it was water. Jimmy it was water. But howard doesnt know that. No, it made me look really tough just downing shot after shot. [ laughter ] jimmy and i kept i kept looking over, im like im like, howard, your doctor is really going for it, man. [ laughter ] it didnt affect him at all though. Its very but i i was so psyched to meet you, because i stayed at this what do you its a resort, i guess. What do you call it . Sensei porcupine creek. Mmhm. Jimmy this is a place in palm springs. I went out there cause i had a a week off, weirdly enough didnt go with my kids or my wifes schedule. Shes like, what are you going to do . I go, im going to hang out with you guys. Shes goes, we have the kids have school. I have work. Go do something. And i go, okay. So, i went to this resort. Sensei porcupine creek. Its golf, theres tennis, theres biomarker things or stuff, just go around. Its not rehab. But its its [ laughter ] it has no, it has you have alcohol there. [ laughter ] trust me, i found it. [ laughter ] but its you have nobu room service, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Its insane. It is gorgeous. And i loved it there. And i will tell you this, it changed my life. All the people that worked there were pros. They were so fun. I loved it. I was asking every question i could probably possibly ask about longevity. I was running on a treadmill with like a breathing apparatus to see my you know, what zone. How to get to zone two. I didnt even know what that was. I loved it. I just learned a lot about breathing and meditating. It was just so well done. I want to say thank you for that. Well, thank you. I mean, first of all, im proud you did it. And its amazing to take a a positive step in your own health, and that itself deserves applause. Jimmy oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i did, i changed everything. This book, i loved. It is fantastic. Animal secrets. What made you inspired by animals . I was in africa on a safari with our family, which is the coolest trip in the world. Jimmy yeah. And im talking to the guide, and an elephant walks by. Its kind of cool to say an elephant walks by. Jimmy yeah, exactly. And you know, 50 times bigger than us, 50 times more cells. Im mr. Know it all saying, theres so many cells, every time they divide, they can get cancer. He looks at me like im crazy and said, elephants never get cancer. And so, we looked into it. Turns out, you and i have a a gene, called p53, that corrects errors in the genome. Its called the guardian of the genome. We have one copy. Every elephant on every continent has 20 copies of this gene to correct errors from inflammation. Because by age 30 or 40, through evolution, were done having kids. They knocked us off. Theres more food and housing for the next generation of humans. Elephant females give birth into their 70s. The dominant male protects the herd until the day he dies. So, they couldnt afford to get cancer. Kind of wild. Jimmy thats insane. So, that you took that and you go, wait, we can learn a a lot [ applause ] i thought listen, this is one animal. Weve been on this earth, as humans, a million years, so has every other creature. What can we learn from experts in these other animals. I started to talk to them. Learning from the ant. That queen ant lives to 41yearsold. That worker ants, six months. Same genetics, whats the difference in the lifestyle . Jimmy yeah. That giraffe has a Blood Pressure of 300 over 200, yet no heart disease. Why . Going through, you know, creaturebycreature, really taught me a lot about human health. Jimmy exactly. Dont you feel [ cheers and applause ] this is what im talking about. These are the things that im like, oh, my god. One of the great things that im very happy you talk about, is having a pet. And how that helps you and helps you live longer. Why is that . It is amazing. I mean, theres real data that having a pet you can even borrow your friends pet if you dont have one for yourself. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] but you keep a more regular lifestyle. You dont stay out late at night. And its companionship. In todays world, where were all on our computer, we have social media, you ve got a a friend who is always there. When you look in the eye, oxytocin goes up in the body. That love hormone goes up. When that love hormone goes up, Blood Pressure goes down, and your body works better. So, having somebody to bond with, this pet, you know, its changed my life, and i know its changed yours. Jimmy yeah. What is whats the name of your dog . Georgie. Jimmy georgie is your dog . My dog is gary. [ laughter ] you actually dedicated the book to to to georgie. [ audience aws ] do you mind maybe reading the dedication to georgie . Oh, id be privileged. Jimmy yeah, if georgies watching tonight. [ laughter ] all right. To my dear georgie, you are a a better person than i, even though you are a dog. Without your companionship, kisses, and desire to play, this book would have been completed many months sooner. [ laughter ] but time with you was, and always is, worth it. Thank you for the oxytocin boosts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre the best. Thank you so much. Tequila shot on me next time. Dr. David agus, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the book of animal secrets is available now. Well be right back with standup from preacher lawson. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] tequila shots on me next time. Saving on your education should be a right, not a competition. At university of phoenix, our bachelors and masters scholarships are accessible to all. Youll get the best scholarship or savings you qualify for. Simple as that. Because everyone deserves an opportunity to save on their education without competing for it. Explore Scholarship Options at university of phoenix. 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Now youre the bird stuck in the attic. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest has his standup special, my name is preacher, streaming now on youtube. Please welcome the very funny preacher lawson [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. Thank you so much. Yeah, i just dropped my second standup special, yall. Who got [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Who got netflix, make some noise. Where you at . Hey [ cheers ] all right. cause its on youtube. Check it out, its on youtube, and its its free there. So, yeah. People [ light laughter ] people tell me all the time, like, you need to you need to be on netflix, like its my choice or something. [ laughter ] you gotta date beyonce. Its like, i think she likes somebody else, you know. [ light laughter ] but i cant date beyonce. I went on a date with tyra banks though. That was pretty cool, you know. [ cheers and applause ] yeah . Hey, thats right. It wasnt real, but i wish it was, i wish. [ laughter ] if it was real, i wouldnt be here right now, you know . Id be at her house washing dishes or something, you know. [ laughter ] id give her a kiss on the way to work. Have a good day, babe. You know, give her [ laughter ] give her a slap on that donk, make us some money, you know . Go back fluff them pillows, baby. [ light laughter ] shes tall. [ laughter ] she i didnt realize how tall she was till i hugged her and my foot came up. And i was like, whoa, thats kind of whoa. [ laughter ] put me down, you know . Nah, but, yeah, i feel good. I got my hair done. I dont know if yall like it. You guys like my hair . [ cheers and applause ] you like my hair at all . Do you like it . Its my favorite thing in the world is flick my hair. Sometimes i fake like someone said my name so i could do it. Im like, who called me over here . Someone say my name . [ laughter ] which one of yall said my name . I feel like Little Mermaid when she came out the water. Look at my hair isnt it neat i love it. [ light laughter ] yep. The only thing i dont like about my hair, its too grabbable. You know, i dont like, i was making out with my girlfriend that doesnt exist [ light laughter ] and in the middle of us kissing, she got so into it, she, like, pulled my hair back. I dont like that. This is the most emasculating motion ive ever felt in my life. [ laughter ] cause when she did it, i wasnt prepared. A sound came out, i wasnt ready for it. I was like [ moan ] hey [ laughter ] hey. Hey. I had to overcompensate. Hey, i dont like that, you know. [ laughter ] dont pull my hair, you know. Anyway. I had a birthday two weeks ago and [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Yeah. I have a birthday every year [ scattered cheers ] and theyre always good, man. I always have good i only had one like bad birthday, it was my 19th. Everyone forgot it was my birthday, everyone, except my mom and my brother. And my mom, she got me a a 100 applebees gift card. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Thats right, left me 11. And my brother was like, i realized everyone forgot about your birthday, so ima take you out to eat. You hungry . I was like, im always hungry. Hes like, cool, cause i heard mom gave you an applebees gift card or something. [ laughter ] i said, you want me to take you out with my Birthday Gift on my birthday . And i was angry, and i was driving. When youre angry and youre driving, guess what you do . Speed. So, i was speeding on my birthday, i get pulled over on my birthday. [ scattered aws ] cop gets out the car. Its a black cop, so immediately im like, yeah [ laughter ] bout to get a discount, you know. So, he walks up, and he goes, let me see your license and registration, please. And i panicked, and i gave him my applebees gift card. [ laughter ] he goes, you trying to bribe me with an applebees gift card . Get out the car. And when he said that, on the inside, i was like, its my birthday. But on the outside i just turned 19, so im trying to be tough in front of my brother. Im like, pff, ill get out of the car, dont matter to me, cuz. Yeah. [ light laughter ] oh, you gonna put cuffs on me . Okay. You think this the first time i been in cuffs . Because it was. I was like, whoa. [ laughter ] i was like, these are so cold. [ laughter ] and he goes, whats up with your attitude . And i was like, i aint got no attitude but i i said it like that. So, he starts to put me in the back of the cop car. But as hes doing that, on the inside, i was like, its my birthday [ light laughter ] but on the outside, im like, its my birthday [ laughter ] and i peed on myself a little bit. [ laughter ] it wasnt a full amount of pee. It was right before the cutoff point. I was like, ooh, that was almost unstoppable. [ laughter ] and so, i get inside the back of the cop car, cause he wouldnt let me in the front. And he goes, hey, man, whats goin on . I was like, its my birthday. Erybody forgot its my birthday. Then he checks my id, sees its my birthday and says, all right, man, get out of here. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] i was like, wow. I was like, you serious . He goes, yeah, im serious. Hurry up and get out before i change my mind. And i was like, oh, snap, man. But, you know, im in cuffs right now. And then the officer says, oh, yeah, my bad, let me get out real quick. [ light laughter ] then he gets out, he unlocks the door, he uncuffs me, and he goes, hey, man, just slow down. And i was like, thank you so much, officer. And i just do that spin move, ay you know that spin move where you try to wipe all the tears before your brother sees you crying . I did that one. [ light laughter ] and i get in the car, and my brothers like, i already heard you cryin. [ laughter ] i was like, i dont care, its my birthday. Ill cry if i want to. Like, you would cry to if it happened to you. And [ laughter and applause ] i remember, you know remember the cop drove up, he pulled up right next to me, he says, hey, man, happy birthday, and pulls off. [ audience aws ] im like, wow. [ applause ] wow, this man just stole my applebees gift card. [ laughter ] this is the worst birthday. My name is preacher lawson. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. I love you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it. Thats how you do it, right there. Preacher lawson [ cheers and applause ] my name is preacher is streaming now on youtube. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to rebel wilson, alison brie, dr. David agus, preacher lawson [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you. Jimmy and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Thank you for watching. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Good night, everybody byebye [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight tim robinson. From elsbeth, actor wendell pierce. Star of broadways merrily we roll along, actress lindsay mendez. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. Thl

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