[ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests rebel wilson, alison brie, dr. David agus, comedian preacher lawson, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove whats up steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on. I feel the love. Pccp thank you welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching at home. Well, guys, it was a cold, rainy, gloomy day here in new york city. But you know what they say, april showers bring seasonal depression. [ laughter ] were going to have fun. Were going to have fun tonight. Actually, everyone here is so excited, because the Solar Eclipse is less than a week away. [ cheers ] its going to happen here in new york city monday afternoon at 3 25. Yeah. Of course, its important to remember the Solar Eclipse is like a smiling guy on a a subway its best not to stare directly at him. [ laughter and scattered applause ] i saw that to celebrate the big day, applebees is offering the perfect eclipse margarita. [ cheers ] applebees says its a great way to blackout during a a blackout, which i thought was [ laughter ] did you guys see this . House republicans just introduced a bill to rename washington, d. C. s Dulles International airport after former president trump. [ light laughter ] its a great idea for anyone who wants to see an airport go bankrupt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump airport, yeah. Trump airport, dont be surprised when every store becomes a hudson fake news. [ laughter ] speaking of trump, he finally paid the 175 million bond in his new york civil fraud case. The money came from an insurer out in california, but in order to get the bond, trump had to put up some collateral. Now, we dont know exactly what trump promised hed give up in exchange for the money. That information isnt public [ laughter ] so, all we can do is speculate. But once we find out more, were going to let you know. [ cheers and laughter ] meanwhile, due to trumps low cash and limited resources, the Biden Campaign says that they think florida is winnable. [ light laughter ] i mean, technically, powerball is winnable. [ laughter ] but doesnt make it a good bet, you know, like yeah, giseles single. I could date gisele. You go, yeah, technically, i guess you could, yeah . No. A lot of florida voters have doubts about biden. Theyre like, i dont know, hes just so young. [ laughter ] some more news from florida the state Supreme Court just ruled that a measure to legalize marijuana can appear on the ballot this fall. I know, its shocking, apparently florida has laws. [ laughter ] now when kids hear their grandparents complain about their joints, itll have nothing to do with arthritis. [ laughter ] thats a goodie. [ cheers and applause ] thats a goodie there. Well, some news from the white house today. President biden and chinese president xi jinping talked on the phone about tiktok. [ light laughter ] biden was like, uh, here are my thoughts. And xi was like, yeah, yeah, i already know your thoughts cause of tiktok. [ laughter ] guys, i read that costco is going to offer a new Weight Loss Program to their members. Costco. [ light laughter ] i dont know if a pallet of 100 calorie bags of oreos is going to help, but im [ laughter ] im down to see em try. Well, get this, siriusxm announced that theyre launching an entire channel dedicated to taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, a channel that just plays taylor swift. Its called the radio. [ laughter ] some more business news, United Airlines is asking their pilots to take some time off cause of a shortage of new boeing planes. [ light laughter ] so, to sum it up, the pilots are taking off but the planes cant. [ laughter ] guys, listen to this, hot topic announced that shoppers personal data was accessed in a a recent data breach. Steve ooh. Jimmy hot topic announced the news like, ugh, were going through something you just dont understand [ laughter ] youre not my real dad, keith [ laughter ] and finally, eight people were left stranded on an island after their cruise ship left without them. [ light laughter ] they watched the boat leave like, thank god, were saved. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to the show. Thank you so much for tuning in. Yesterday was april fools day. And so, i got home early enough to see the kids before they went to sleep. And so, i have two daughters that are like 10 and 9. And so, i go there was an ipad on the kitchen counter that said, videotape yourself drinking this lemonade, dad. So, like, okay, i do that, and its just straight lemon juice. You know, so it was a good one. So i go, okay, whatever. So, then i take my coat off, whatever. I go up to say good night to em. And they go, oh, dads here, dads here. So, frannie comes over, she goes, dad, put on something that youre not afraid to get messy. [ ohs and light laughter ] again, im there maybe 40 seconds, a minute im at home. I go, okay. So, i put a tshirt on. They go she goes, dad . And im like, are they going to put makeup on me or something . Or ive seen, like, kids dads, they put kids i dont know. My kids dont do it. But im like, maybe she wants to put makeup on me or something. Whatever they want to do. She goes dad . And i go, yeah . She goes and she hits me across the face with a plate of whipped cream. [ laughter ] [ rimshot ] a giant, massive steve wham. Jimmy smack. Whipped cream all over the walls. [ laughter ] i go, what is wrong with you . She goes, its april fools. Its april fools day. [ laughter ] i go, thats not even what you do on april fools. I go, that is terrible. I cant even believe that this is i mean, its not even anywhere near my shirt. All over my face, all over everything. I go, well, im gonna im gonna get you back. Im gonna spend the whole year and im next april fools, ill get you back. She goes, do you think i care . [ laughter ] i go, oh oh. Steve come on. Jimmy i go, yeah, you should care. cause im really gonna go for it next april fools. So yeah, you should care. In fact, im going to put like a like a snake in your bed or something. She goes, i like snakes. [ laughter ] i go, well, all right then, were just talking, and i i put her down, were talking. And im about to leave her bedroom and she goes, hey, dad . She goes, yeah. She goes, i really dont want snakes [ audience ohs ] in my bed. And i go, do you think i care . [ laughter and applause ] steve wow jimmy dont mess with me. Guys, we have we [ light laughter ] whap dude, it was insane, i mean [ light laughter ] i dont what is why my wife didnt warn me or anything . It was clear the whole family was involved. Steve something rotten will be tomorrow. Jimmy it was everywhere, dude. She got me good. Were so happy today, guys. We got some great news. We got nominated for four webbys today. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are were very excited. We love the webby awards. We love our online audience, theyre such a big part of our shows success. I mean, the tonight show is the number one late night show on digital and social almost 100 million followers and subscribers. [ cheers and applause ] and last year last year we did over 7 billion views. [ cheers and applause ] thats crazy. You guys push our show to the next level. If we do a sketch on the show, you send it around. You get people talking. You are the water cooler. Youre the new water cooler, thats what so, we love you. We love creating content for you. Thanks to our tonight show team that work so hard. And thank you webbys for the nomination. Get out there and vote for us. [ cheers and applause ] ooh. Speaking steve oh. Jimmy speaking of voting. You guys, weve been getting tons of votes in for our Fallon Book Club spring read, okay . [ cheers and applause ] its the real deal. Were doing a book club. Thats right, we started with 16 books, okay . Now were down to eight. Theyre all great books. Theyre all look at these. Can you see them all . Yeah, these are all great. We the voting for this round goes till 12 30, you have 1 more hour to vote. So, if you go online, you can go to fallonbookclub. Com, or you can just click on this qr code. And your bleep blorp, your phone will get you there. Steve yeah, bling, blang, boom. Jimmy you put your phone up, put it in yeah. Take a picture in camera, and suddenly, itll pop in your screen, you get right to this and take a vote. And then, i will be honest, i havent read any of these books, but [ laughter ] but but out of these, were going to narrow it down to four, then two, and then the one that wins were all going to read together. [ scattered cheers ] and i think its gonna be i think its gonna be this thin one. [ laughter and applause ] that one looks like steve what you want, yeah. Jimmy that feels like a a frontrunner. Steve not that you care. You dont care. Jimmy lets not even look at the lets not even look at the bindings. Look at this. [ laughter ] what book what book do you want all to read together . I think this ones in the lead, is what im hearing. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy but its super fun. Weve done a couple book clubs before, but this one, by far, is our most successful. People want to read. The people want to read, i love it. [ cheers and applause ] so, check it out, and go to it. I appreciate it. What a what a show we have for you tonight. Oh, my gosh, speaking of books, we have so many people with books. But you know her from films like bridesmaids and the Pitch Perfect franchise. She has a new memoir out today called rebel rising. [ cheers and applause ] rebel wilson is here [ cheers and applause ] yes out today. Steve come on. Jimmy she stars in the new series, apples never fall, which is available now on peacock. Alison brie is joining us steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very fun, very talented. He is one of the worlds leading doctors and medical researchers. His new book, the book of animal secrets natures lessons for a long and happy life is out now. Dr. David agus is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youve got medical questions steve yeah. Jimmy hes the guy. Steve i love him. Jimmy if you have any questions you guys have any questions any questions to ask the doctor . Whats bothering you, what do you want . [ light laughter ] you want advice . Gimme gimme a question. Ill ask him. [ indiscernible ] jimmy more more sleep . Yes. Jimmy how do you get more sleep . Or . [ light laughter ] jimmy more sleep is not a a question. Its just a [ laughter ] statement. How do you get more sleep . Steve how do you sleep at night . Jimmy you just go to bed early, yeah. [ laughter ] i i can answer that one. Steve are you a doctor . Questlove headaches, headaches. Jimmy headaches . Questlove yes. Jimmy headaches. Questlove how to rid yourself of headaches. Jimmy how to get rid of headaches. He hes really more of a a cancer doctor. But, you know [ laughter ] i can ask him about these sleep and headaches and stuff like that. Steve ask him about my toe. Jimmy yeah, but anyways, hes a genius. And this is super a super interesting book, and what he discovered with what we have common with animals and how we can use that to live longer. Were going to talk to dr. Agus later. Hes great. [ cheers and applause ] we got great standup, too. Oh, one of my favorites. Preacher lawson is here tonight steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stick around, well be right back with rebel wilson [ cheers and applause ] when skeletons ruled the earth [ beatboxing ] [ light laughter ] when skeletons ruled the earth [ beatboxing ] and then it had a breakdown bit where it just went skeletons skeletons skeletons skeletons [ laughter ] jimmy wow. And then it just hit back in with when skeletons ruled the earth jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ beatboxing ] febreze man i dont about yall, but when it comes to working from home, i gotta have every part of my house clean. That means tidying up, then spraying my febreze air mist, to leave every room smelling fresh and clean. With that done, its time to get to work. La la la la la ugh. Nothing works on this acne. Hi who. . Im a licensed dermatology provider from curology. Oh. Answer a few questions, ill look at your skin, and prescribe you a personalized cream. Wow curology. Skincare with a face. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest starred in blockbuster films like bridesmaids and the Pitch Perfect franchise. Shes now written this new memoir, rebel rising, which is available now. Please welcome rebel wilson [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. [ cheers and applause ] wow. How are you excited . Its officially out today, the memoir. Yeah, i mean, im im excited, but im also a bit terrified, cause its like, all my personal, private secrets. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] but you knew that was going to come out. I mean, thats why youre yeah, i know, but when youre writing it, its just you in a dark room, just going jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] you know, and reviewing my journals, going jimmy yeah. Yes. Jimmy now everyones gonna see it. I know. Jimmy but theres theres so many great stories, and i want to get to all of this. First of all, since ive seen you, youve become a mom. Congratulations on having [ cheers and applause ] thats the best thing. Can i show this . Yeah, show it, yes. Jimmy oh, no, look at royce this is my daughter. [ audience aws ] jimmy no, no, no shes so cute. She is. And its just awesome having a a baby, cause you never know when youre just gonna pick em up and they projectile vomit all over you. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, you never know. You never know. Jimmy no, its literally its a gamble every time you pick them up. Yeah, yeah. Every day is different. Jimmy how old is she . Shes 17 months, today, actually. Jimmy oh, my god. [ audience aws ] yeah. Jimmy bud, congratulations. Little cutie. [ cheers and applause ] aw, thank you, thank you. Jimmy and and and recently engaged, too. Yes. Got got engaged. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not the baby. Yes. Jimmy not the baby. No. Jimmy no, no, you, not the baby. Me, got engaged jimmy babys still to my Disney Princess at disneyland. Jimmy thats right. So, yeah, we got engaged, and i had like a violinist playing, like, can you feel the love tonight. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Yeah. Theres rose petals. It was very, very romantic. Jimmy its a lot to celebrate. I know, i know. Jimmy and now now you have but the good news is, the book has a good ending. Jimmy yeah, it happy ending, its a happy ending, exactly. Yeah, i know, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but its great. Its so well done. I mean, was there any stories that you were hesitant to to put in there . Youre like, ugh, i dont know . Um, yeah. I mean, theres a story about i lost my virginity quite late in life, at 35. So, people were like yeah, not a joke, sadly. [ light laughter ] so, people and then, now i was like, should i put that in . Like, i dont know. Jimmy yeah, why not . But i feel like if i was reading somebodys memoir, id just really want to hear every everything. Like, the things that might be embarrassing about them, and, you know, and the good things, so jimmy yeah. So, i put it in. Jimmy yeah, i mean, 35. I mean, some of us are in their 40s. Well [ laughter ] some people, like apparently Queen Elizabeth i, like, never had sex, ever. Jimmy wow. So, yeah. So, you know. Jimmy so, youre in good company. I beat her. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I beat her. Yeah. Jimmy oh, my god. Its a very funny book. You talk about your childhood, and the couple things that stuck out, what made me laugh was you wanted to be a rapper at one point. Obviously, obviously. I mean [ laughter ] jimmy thats what we thought [ applause ] yeah. Jimmy when you walked out, i go, oh, yeah. Yeah, growing up from the bush, yeah, i naturally just thought, yeah, im gonna become a superstar rapper. Jimmy you actually recorded, like well, i had a little group with my sister, and we were called sisterz, with a z, cause thats like [ laughter ] hardcore. Jimmy wow. Wow. And i actually i did record a demo on cassette tape to send out to all the record labels. And it was original, it was called when skeletons ruled the earth, all right . Jimmy ooh, wow, interesting. Yeah, and what cause skeletons was like the most hardcore thing i could think of to rap about. [ light laughter ] jimmy when skeletons ruled the ruled the earth, yeah. Jimmy ruled . Or rule . Yeah, it was like, you know, theres just skeletons Walking Around the earth, and like, how dangerous that would be. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] oh, of course. That was that was the song. And then i recorded it, and it was just like when skeletons ruled the earth [ beatboxing ] when skeletons ruled the earth [ beatboxing ] and then it had a breakdown bit where it just went skeletons skeletons skeletons skeletons [ laughter ] jimmy wow. And then it just hit back in with when skeletons ruled the earth jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ beatboxing ] and another skeleton and another skeleton [ laughter ] skeletons ruled the earth hey hes gonna get you too skeletons ruled the earth jimmy no, its a great song. [ laughter ] so [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy thats a great song. Thats i mean, yeah, totally original song i made up. [ laughter ] and but no Record Company ever wrote me back. Jimmy oh. [ audience aws ] ever, i know. Jimmy this is ridiculous. That is but wasnt meant to be. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i want to talk about this theres a story in here about its, again, a happy ending but you getting malaria. Yes, yeah. Jimmy and how it changed the course of your life. I went to live in africa after high school in like a gap year. Jimmy mmhm. Um, and got malaria real bad, and was in hospital, kinda malaria is like no other disease ive ever had. Not that ive had like 10 billion or anything. [ laughter ] remember, virgin til 35. [ laughter ] but so i was in hospital hallucinating. And id lost my hearing cause of the drugs that they gave me. And im hallucinating, and i hallucinate that i was an actress, and that i was really, like, great, and i win an academy award. [ scattered cheers ] and it was fully blown, like i could see all the actors and actresses, and i walk up on stage, and then i give an acceptance rap. Like, cause i was just [ laughter ] jimmy skeletons rule the earth . I dont do that. It was like jimmy you dont do the hits. Listen up yall i got something to say its about this oscar that i won today and i and i just kept rapping. Jimmy wow. And i was like it was so full blown that i came out of hospital and said, im gonna become an actress. And then everyone was like, no. We think your malaria has demented your brain. [ laughter ] theyre like, you know, look at you. Youre not nicole kidman. Like, no, its not gonna happen. And lit