Matt Damon Scrambles To Make Rent By Selling Used Underwear Online

LOS ANGELES—Sealing the padded envelopes after stuffing in a few pairs of lightly soiled boxers, Matt Damon reportedly scrambled to make rent Friday by selling his used underwear online. “Fuck, if I don’t get these thongs out the door, I’m going to be out on the street!” said Damon, hurriedly flossing his ass with a G-…

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