The Sorrows Of Satan (thesorrowsofsatan.com) Rating: A Killer Party (akillerparty.co.uk) Verdict: Spoof on the hoof Poor old Mr Wickham. He's been one of the most reviled characters in literature ever since he eloped with Lizzie Bennet's little sister Lydia in Jane Austen's novel Pride And Prejudice. Having played the saucy scoundrel in Andrew Davies's 1995 TV series (opposite Colin Firth's goody-goody Mr Darcy), Adrian Lukis finally sets the record straight with his account of the fearful bounder's bad behaviour. It's the evening of his 60th birthday, and he's been barred by Lydia from their bedroom. Happily, he observes, he has 'a bottle to kill and an audience to entertain'.