February 11, 2021 at 1:00 PM Shares11 I like Carrie Underwood’s Before He Cheats as much as anyone, but digging your key into the side of someone’s pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive isn’t actually a great plan for revenge. Particularly not when you’re a judge and supposed to be a paragon of good civic behavior. But that’s allegedly exactly what Judge Gregory Burker, a justice of Watson Town Court in Lewis County, New York did. As reported by Law360, a complaint was filed with New York State Commission on Judicial Conduct on October 29, 2020, alleging he keyed a Watson town official’s car in an act of revenge for denying Burker health insurance. Told you, Medicare for All really is a great idea. Anyway, Burker pleaded guilty to criminal mischief and resigned his position in exchange for the Commission dropping their investigation and also promised not to seek another judicial office.