Nikesh Patel has a helluva pitch for his dream James Bond film. It would star Olivia Coleman as the villain, Nick Jonas as her henchman – not a bad shout: he's great in Kingdom – Lashana Lynch as Bond and Patel himself as the love interest. We'd watch the hell out that one. (Although our money remains on Regé-Jean Page.) Patel plays a film star in new BBC comedy Starstruck – very convincingly we should add – so maybe he'll one day don the tuxedo. What was your ‘big break?’ My first job was a play - Disconnect by Anupama Chandrasekhar at the Royal Court Theatre. I was still at drama school and left early to do it.