Recently, I was at the car wash vacuuming the crumbs and gathering random rubbish out of my vehicle. I was appalled at the mess that had built up, creating a layer of broken toy, winter glove, and granola bar wrapper rubble that had become a geographical layer of debris. As I pondered what I would say to admonish my kids so the car didnât get this messy again, I noticed something was in the pocket on the back of the passenger seat. I stuck my hand in and discovered a couple of old paper napkins and then, thanks to my darling children, a rubber SNAKE.