a- Steve mentions that the only animal he's been in a fight with was a goose, which he defeated by means of a heavy sweater. Betty White said in an interview with Craig Ferguson that the only animal that ever attacked her was a swan, in spite of the fact that as zoo patron and fundraiser, she spends a lot of time with lion cubs, et cetera. Steve's story of his encounter with a goose reminds me of the time that P. G. Wodehouse's character Bertie Wooster was trapped on top of a "folly" in the middle of an ornamental lake by a menacing swan, in company with a British Cabinet Minister staying at the same Downton Abbey style–country house with him.