Telstra really did call my bluff. Well, I just learned my lesson when it comes to challenging Telstra. This week I wrote a piece titled I Demand Telstra Make A 5G Gin. This was off the back of T-Mobile in the U.S. doing just that – making and selling a gin. I thought it would be a silly shitpost and we would all move on with our lives. After all, it was basically just a few hundred words of weak arguments as to why Telstra should make gin. Not exactly hard hitting stuff. But then a couple of things happened.