Joe Jackson and is she really going out with him on the b.b.c. Was share with Toto half an hour's time we'll Storyville coming up really looking forward to the next episode Mr Skelmersdale in Fairyland by h.g. Wells chap to 5 before you know it's. Nothing in your. Headlines is a life women have said in sworn legal statements that Prince Andrew was present during messages they gave to the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and his guests the depositions were revealed in a b.b.c. Panorama programme which included an interview with Virginia Graff she alleges that she was trafficked to Britain and had sex with Prince Andrew the prince has denied the accusations. 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Weather with cold cuts and a mostly finance come across Yorkshire on Lincoln child of the Coby the old spots of rain all drizzle across parts of Yorkshire at 1st they'll be watched by frost ranging from 2 author. Down to 0. Degrees. Good morning welcome to choose day it is the 3rd. Of December 29th late night friend my own his producer. Good evening good evening good morning. So. You move feeling too well my Friday. Yet only had. White Town the. Weekend. Really now what's on the To Do list here that. Is his dog. Materials and for the Pullman this. Is club night with Harry Hill. Doesn't look great. Still probably with Vic I'm Bob. Wednesday that's b.b.c. 4 I'm going to do that was a few hours. Of the world's So don't tell me how it ends it's. One would believe. It or you will be in later all will be. Just going to be glued to the telly if you missed a Sunday lunchtime and I missed a Sunday lunch just or there was it was quite a sight less Yes Well this was yesterday because I don't know what I was wrong with me that weekend but there were so many things I wanted to do but I just ended up delaying myself all the time you know just kind of yeah just procrastinate he was terrible I'm so it was quite like you know I'm going to go into town and have a drink and something to eat didn't write one of the you know restaurants and things hit restaurants just with some tables and go along with some. Of the other worlds and. So I went to already by the time I knew I was like by the time I was walking in this place I could hear the karaoke at the other one opposite and you just know when it gets the point where here's somebody going. To go. But I'm sat there in this place and I had like a few pints and I was feeling very nice a nice little something to a bit of a Sunday lunch can complain about the biggest stuff in bowls What's not to love and I looked over in this those core few blokes on the road. I don't know why this this was the thing but usually you know this from when you do it like I feel like something launches into this usually me and then bunches of families and I said yeah. But I was there not see over there was a guy he was just sort of sat there and he got like a nice thick book and he's got a big glass of red wine and I thought this sophistication Let's get back. And he was on like he was upstairs when then he kind of came down and he's got like a like a Kindle he's got like an e Book and like a shot of what looks like a really nice scotch Nerissa 6. Red wine and somebody else I think with. A discount. And as a fellow then he had coffee and he's even though at the Titans by Sunday Times a leaf and. Read the part of a copy of phase. I can fit in here. So. You start. We've got to tell you that there's this all sorts of. Dust on the back of a lot of the chads because the chairs that we have a black hole very dull blue and there's this lots of sort of icing because the mince pies in the day yes. The still quite a few of them left. Pharrell So he says well they're big. And they put the trees up yes would you like to see the radio stations treated Oh yeah just found Yeah excellent. Oh my goodness. 3 inches 4 inches tall. And a tiny white ball. There's no switch on it I just found this behind me it's resting . On the right it's about a 3 inch high little plastic trade. If you want to. Compare and contrast. Look at that. Poll. I think 5 years ago maybe 6. But every Christmas. What we call the whole book is where all the kind of video is kind of ingested for looking. Like. He does you're going to have a. It's not Christmas yet. Very soon. Move. To a. Glimpse . At the a live. Live lip. Excelente. I I. I. I. I I. I I. I. I I I. I. I. I. I. Like Facebook. And good morning. Daryn here on the b.b.c. . Would you like a couple of stories oh yes please. I want to take you to the baby we can express that by the way. Express the Bailey week of guns e s m Oh yes it would by say getting goods in the Channel Islands. Monday the 2nd of December police blotter. C.s.i. Bailey wick. Cushion missing piece investigation. We need to get. Back on this one it's all the can to run news the police have. It still doesn't guarantee police have asked for the public's help in tracking down a question which has gone missing some big news on the island his tribe says. Caution is gone missing from a boat in the Q e 2 Marina. It's a law and cream and blue striped caution it was last seen on a boat molded to. The police are saying it was removed sometime between Sunday the 20th of October and Saturday the 16th of November. Whoa whoa whoa Ms Monk That's quite a window is the thing hurried down or it down at such it might help with a public appeal. If you would see doing that if you've ever been on goods could you call the police and that's the end of the story the 3rd was if you got it that's the bullets in the. Right so there will be announced on December the 2nd a cushion went missing. Since Yes. Yes down this paperwork Yeah. I mean out there on the streets Jack tragic like a captive show is Kopassus like yeah got term up this fight night and me that push it on don't come back you know. Your badge and your act. So good the police get to the boss of all that eventually it's there's we get to the. Is an interesting story darn we're going to lay this one on the Ok will do it. Puddled it resembles Rodney. Cause me this is puddle that resembles Rodney from only fools and whole says. Leaves fattens stone and found loads of it a pilgrimage. Early fulls it also is fun James's name but only downed a couple of points with a soul so the thing. To do she. The 36 year old says he spotted Robbie Trotter in a puddle 0 do pull when he got a computer he said I was on my way back from the pope at our souls look like a fence I thought looked at it more and more a soul wrote to me oh. I thought it was weird looking into picture. When I got a nice showed my wife Claudia. And she said what it's. Not it's Bruce Forsyth. Thinking about it he could claim Brutus delivers a good mix but James remains convinced the images that's of plumb corrupt played by Nicholas lived to. Be he said I Googled a picture of rolled us from the alias and I reckon I'm right. The newspaper helpfully throws in some context Ok This comes after quitting find Derek Simmons spotted Freddie Mercury's face in a pool. But he said. He didn't like shift. End of story let's say that. They go look it up but you're going to see to it if it. Looks nothing like Nicholas Lindo it was awesome is dropped from porridge. To salt on the floor you know I'll save I will share that one on the Facebook page and then at the bottom of that. I get a sense it all Ok so the people have seen famous faces in things exactly. How long we go here it was because sometimes birthday as well today was that you won't believe what she looks like no matter what she looks like now give a good one year old things are you so should be too darn and I've had those. Little adverts on the side if you've searched the same Wellington boat so all of a sudden you start seeing adverts like Wellington boots and shoes and I keep seeing this one you won't believe what Cassandra from only fools and all says looks like now click he is small so I never click see if I'm old and this is why you don't you never click on or stick no dog Googled or anywhere the actress separately and she looks exactly the same thing only about 30 years old and because it's her and she's 50 years older. I'll give you the headline of the following story daroga on him. Is from Birmingham Life Ok. Was it tough to do the outset over once you pick you blindly Oh yeah it's all over the show. Or you see the Jacksons Noel when you watch breaking blood because it's very. Shallow there. To all the harm to. Birmingham darling Birmingham. Mostly Irish accents you actually gain that yeah with a really harsh continent a couple of Scouse as well yes a lot of them sound a literal reading it's. Live she's doing a live a put Linux on the. Morrison shop was stunned after finding us us U.K.'s biggest crisp at 6 inches long. His name is Daniel. He was on his way to work last week. He bowled to one pound bag for lunch and go pack issue around mid-morning so decided to took in he opened the 150 gram pack of the open brand crisp and found history in Sun age. Such a hyperbole for the furthering of those how it goes in that $1066.00 world world so Daniel's big Rachel's big crisp. It was a lot of the thought it would be apologetic can't go in Daniel said Mary Poppins but a tape measure 6 inches long while I was part of it was the biggest curse by the embassy . Everybody wants to find a big Christo day. Everybody swore Columbus was looking for the world. Colleagues Malvo old as he is desk. I think I'm going to put it in a little display case just. As this way it's our office. It's really big crisp possibility of 6 inches long look at that. History awaited that back history of the get the full broadcasts. Of Ice midnight moment Daryn this comes from James Baldwin Oh Ok yes very well going to love takes off the masks we fear we cannot live without a new we cannot live with a woman beautiful. She get the ground. Scour song. From across the way you know I really want to know your name she got the dress when It's human. Comes. Last. Like. There will be no. Sense. Baaba Maal in the way less God love people get ready to cheer and Camilla could befall that want and south of the border so good morning to you we do have Storyville here before you know it says Mr Skelmersdale in Fairyland as read by Darren Williams and ripped by h.g. Wells So Al Manar rater is trying to get the truth of always believe in the truth not even to sort of decide whether it's true whether it's faults he just wants to hear the story because Mr Skelmersdale maintains he lived in Fairyland right and he must have told countless dozens of people in the village and everybody doesn't believe him to the point when he's sick of telling it so he just won't talk about it so on a writer's plied him with drink. And I think that's going to work and he's going to hear the full story so we begin that in a few minutes time we'll get that for you a little must see t.v. As well. Stevie Wonder superstition. Right now. B.b.c. Radio you'll. The and ask. The a glass. Glass . Looks. Like. You'll have to. Come to a cool at the a. School and. Get the the a. Cool it. Looks. Like. Glue and. Cool a. Koan. Stevie Wonder. Of the day but I want to. Mention in passing very brief that we'll be having the Christmas. Again. Second yet so we've now we've spent the. Late Show budget. So you want to get I mean there's no there's no of wrong. And about ways of they said me simply if you would like a call from us I will tell you how to do it on Tuesday night's Late Show but just give you the heads up it'll be over the phone or over email if you want to get contact with those and get yourself caught then maybe a little treat in it for. In the car. Something to do with this prayer. However that's choose the night announcements and if you're looking to see the difference between look Nolte's Christmas decorations and the radio stations Christmas decoration there wait for that till tomorrow as well reason being they switched to mom. And haven't told us where the problem is. We just amaze they switched anything tend to leave T.V.'s everything is . Now let's get to story. Chapter night of a good book I've been worrying about this fellow all weekend h.g. Wells' Mr Skelmersdale in Fairyland So he works down the local a grocery right he claimed he visited the land of the Fairies the realm of the fairy folk and rather than dismissing the notion. He's made it his mission an array to to discover the truth of all this so he befriends the man supplying Mr Skelmersdale with a few drinks and he's now ready to hear the story Deron Williams has chapter 5 of this he says he went to sleep on old inten all about 10 o'clock one night it was quite possibly midsummer night though he has never thought of the date and he cannot be sure within a week also and it was a fine night and windless with a rising moon. I have been at the pains to visit this in all thrice since the story grew up under my persuasions and once I went there in the twilight summer moonrise on what was perhaps a similar night to that of his adventure. It was great and splendid above the moon and in the north and northwest the sky was green and vividly bright under the sun can sun the north stands out bare in the bleak under the sky but surrounded at a little distance by dark thickets and as I went up towards it there was a mighty starting and scampering of ghostly all quite invisible rabbits just over the crown of the knoll but nowhere else was a multi Chewton as thin trumpeting of midges the north is I believe an artificial mound the 2 ministers of some great prehistoric chieftain and surely no man ever chose a more spacious prospect for. Eastward one sees along the hills to higher than then to cross the Channel to where 30 miles and more perhaps away the great white lights by green as a wink and pass and shine westward lies the tumbled valley of the wheeled visible as far as Hind Head and Leith Hill and the Valley of the opens the downs in the north to interminable hills beyond why all Romney Marsh life southward at one's feet didn't church and Romney and lead Hastings and its Hill are in the middle distance and the hills multiplied vaguely far beyond where East born rolls up to Beachy Head and out upon all this it was that Skelmersdale wandered being troubled in his earlier love affair and as he says not caring where he went and there he sat down to think it over and so sulking and grieving was overtaken by sleep and so he fell into the fairies power. The quarrel that upsets him was some trivial matter enough between himself and the girl that Clapton him to whom he was a caged she was a farmer's daughter said Skelmersdale and very respectable and no doubt an excellent match for him but both girls. Very young I would just stop mutual jealousy that intolerantly keen edge of criticism that irrational hunger for a beautiful perfection that life and wisdom to presently and most mercifully dull while the precise matter of the call was I have no idea she may have said she likes mending Gates's when he hadn't any Gates's on the whole he may have said he liked her better in a different sorts of hats but however it began it got by a series of clumsy stages to bitterness and Tia's she no doubt got too full and smeary and he grew dusty and drooping and she parted with invidious comparisons grave doubts whether she ever had really cared for him and a clear certainty that she would never care again and with this sort of thing upon his mind he came out upon holding to noël grieving and presently after a long interval perhaps quite inexplicably fell asleep. On the knoll. So what happens next it is obviously a man in a. Sad place. It was enough. To Skelmersdale unfair in. 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