No B.B.C. . Radio from the north that was kind of an organ can get you out of my head See the green is up next on you all this in the grown up north the hoop of new comedy telling the NE stuff and pretty on the whole list and myself who is this new talent Well it's members of the public people like you from across the northeast to a rating company for radio for the very 1st day but tonight Sure well what would go well we're going to house and phone with small lots we're going to have a sketch all about some forbidden meat. And I want to be telling you the top 10 offends that have annoyed me this week on speak to the bar of public spirit team or we should also supply the music to whatever you are doing one listen to sure coming up though we've got Sure in Calvin Harris but now it's for get you by see who green . Is found. Here. Claim. PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY. Play play. Play play play. Play. Play. Sleep Play. You know listen a grown up north I'm Steffen petty and that was see little green there will go cheer next but right now ladies and gentlemen it's something of the regular feature on the show this is why I give you the top 10 things that have annoyed me in the last week. You would tell the people who just stop in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket. You know who to vote move it. Spit in and then it's anyone who doesn't take the shoes off in your house when visiting. Still pin for the. Top spot that gets jumped in the kitchen to. Live in the kitchen in the drawer not move and. At 71 so want to take a message on the food in takes 10 minutes and you know the take and so they showed you the tape and want to do is just a one word on south. Street at 6 it's brand new it's people who pick the fruit is a meal deal option it's my that you with the smoke green I'm going to live forever but if a city. Street in a 5 to 20 minutes you like and park your fingernail it takes to remove the spots of the from the grill she could open it properly. And for its 2 hours ago if you wish the woman what someone would message person was really taken before the saying the better of the. Brown You would be free it's up 15 seconds got the between 6 episodes that's 15 seconds in reality I don't need Mr Netflix. Steal it too it's people 12 items in the telling of this Q It's a roof for a reason kids. And at number one it's when you try to have the do. Again and find someone. Back in. There you know the customs business Michoud. Yes I know we don't have a cot and it was a very big catch this is shit. I . Told what. You. Told. Right. Know on B.B.C. Newcastle B.B.C. Radio for the northeast that was Calvin Harris and do a leap of there in tears after this sketch because we're on grid up north not the home of comedy talent in the northeast but we were right in the sketches Well you've got to figure out everybody in kids our kids today what with all the. Tablets and rushes. They have never had the pleasure of small odds in the back of the local newspaper looking for a bargain. Now to bring a look at it this is a bit of historical react and we're going to have a look at some small ads are from the. Cake topper bride and groom also pristine white. Groups little black book complete with various women's number but i've also a new app with you Sharon I thought you 2 together in our thoughts and. 10 pounds on a restart. Sale. And much looked forward to. Half an iphone charger comes. With life. Definitely. A new diet plan point 8 available willing to unused. Looking for a forever home. From excellent stock. Jobson paperwork up to date enjoying walking into Mission sleeps no return good reason for a sail husband fact. Sail ex husband's car the further info key your name and number into bonnet of red Porsche parked at 37 LOOK FOR YOU 1000 she elts both sale 2nd hand Cathy get previous owner and back to play. In that way you got to be still the cool music wise we got John Paul the chain smoke isn't cool playin some of the cycle and the loot a new company from the good up north team. Foles. An epidemic has been sweeping across our public transport networks some victims are too traumatized to ever set foot on a bus or Metro again we call the perpetrators conversational mogas their actions affect 67 percent of all travelers or one in 3 commuters in the northeast. Karen 37 was one of those afflicted with just said no on the metro or main didn't own business when a nudist a man or a contact saw started reading the paper but he did not take the hint and the next thing I knew. Well he just wouldn't stop talking about the weather. So violated all my life I still have nightmares in 2018 reports of conversational mugging have reached a record high 46 percent of victims report on consensual eye contact and being called Pet hiney and man a shocking further 35 percent claiming to have been asked a years are many a force to contribute to conversations against their will it was when I got home turned on the T.V. And a weather report was on and it's taught. US cheers. Karen is currently undergoing therapy to deal with this dramatic ordeal if you or a family member have been affected by conversational mogas visit our Web page W W W get our your cell we're from the NE dot com for advice and if you yourself identify as a conversational mugger Yes the weatherman is often wrong the price of bacon is a naturally high and no we haven't seen the state of her washing. play play play play. Play lists lists. I was Coldplay in the chain smoke as the NESA called still green up an old B.B.C. Newcastle and B.B.C. Radio for the Northeast Alison a great don't know often We've got brand new comedy from you from the criminal of Team members of the public only itself who. Written stuff a poor live on the radio or a Tele and boy just get us in this team. For you. Just think funks the bricks record a Broadway play a thing of the past well we were miscible phone holders sunstroke street food languages and customs took them a Customs who would miss going through their woodwork. Oh and. I've got something to declare I was told I may not be allowed to bring meat into the U.K. You know you can't bring things in like firearms and Class A drugs so you're all right it's only a bit beef jerky don't call me Dougie Oh I see right well open up. It's quite a bit of meat your pack in there thank you unfortunately we're going to have to take it to the incinerator what the beef jerky calm be able to support I see you also have some hair straighteners what's wrong with that where it's electrical and it could be faulty so I'm going to have to confiscate it while you put it in with gift bag it's just a bag we used to take the goods to the incinerator it says Merry Christmas on it were a fan of reusing things here it says Merry Christmas I'm Carol that's just the nickname we have for the incinerator cannot be on the way than I see you have some Christmas tree lights as well I'm going to have to take them to why things have changed when you've been out of the country it's a cultural appropriation Haven't you heard of the. That's developed light. Oh OK it's time to wrap things up no pun intended not that there is a Pen What do you ask question you don't happen to have any to do you know. No wait a minute. Now you're all right I would already got a 2nd. Downtown I can say this is passive. That was Vanessa Carlton with a 1000 miles most runs on in my coming up next. I'm Stephanie. A 2nd to tell you what I'll be Listen to this week on B.B.C. So let's get comedy on there as well lords of back episodes of Britain but I tell you what I'm being finding out being Listen I know if you've never met on a fantastic comedian she comes on all the time she's up in the Northeast nonstop and she also has a own radio show yes and it's called domestic bliss and basically it's Tuchman life and love and all sorts of different bits and pieces this week sure a fantasy cough and new it sounds a bit strange but I really recommend you give it cool and if you do it to a baby it's create list it's really you you missed the 1st time around all you've got to do is download the app the a mobile device and download the shows you want to hear about when they're in the gym or you can listen to what work and that's just one of the many things on there now you're not going to be disappointed at all however now ladies and gentlemen we have got more great music for you this is making the mechanics and over my shoulder the more on the expert coming next. 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But never frozen in the face of adversity just like this lady. Busy RINGBACK doctor Marjorie it's bad news I'm afraid how bad Dr let's case not here West the cold cup of tea that was the slightly Dr Victoria SPOG still. Less than a woman driver not that that Oh. This is difficult how difficult Well most difficult than the times cryptic crossword much more difficult than Metatron in your hat in the north east wind much more difficult when my husband tries to take me up the hill of dream odds are better yet dying. I have to get a new coach. Slowly . Slowly. Slip. Well the grid up north. In the northeast that was in excess new sensation Bedingfield with these woods as follow and but I want to tell him that we keep mentioning it's members the public people like you from across the northeast for radio for the very 1st day. We'd love for you to have a go. Right and some company for the short to maybe it's a new year and you want to try something new year resolutions to push yourself to tick not leap into common joke with us well I love the job and I'll just be set you know we were going to do in writing workshops come along for free and talk about learn about comedy hour again is that you learn some new skills meet some new people and maybe get your material performed on air and if you want to. Make me produce a Steve well really good phone I'm Steffen pedi he Steve driven we can get don't have a we sure how to tinker around with some your stuff and who live on yet if you want more information we'll just go. And tape and B.B.C. Grid up north to the webpage an Intel in order form and apply and I look forward to meeting you soon. Now. Let. Us. Yes. And. No no no question. You cancel on B.B.C. Radio from the northeast coming soon to the B.B.C. a New channel focusing on the female form. Starting next week. With. Us. Going.