chill out, man. >> i've been on the job as a special agent for over 20 years. and i've seen a lot of crazy. but this was just [bleep] crazy. >> you couldn't make up the stuff that happened in this investigation. strippers and white supremacists running medical facilities. mri from the back of a strip club. criminal operations coming in from appalachia. doctors carrying guns under their lab coats. only in america. >> okay, cool. we're good. >> can you hear me? >> yep. >> oh, are you recording already? >> yeah, yeah, i started the recorder. >> okay. >> this call is from a federal prison. >> you know, this documentary is called american pain, right? >> i think so. that's the working title. >> i think i was a pioneer. do i say that? i don't know.