village's unofficial mayor and our cacao former who will lead us to the trees. what was depicted of a walk up a short inclined turned out to be an epic hump up one hill after another. >> when you tire up, you tell us. >> when you slump to the ground and urinate all over myself, that will probably be a tip that i probably want to stop. another reason i hate the swiss, mountains. >> i love mountains. >> eric, who grew up in the pyrenees, is up the slopes like a gazelle. me, i feel every year of my misspent life with every step. >> oh, geez. >> this is -- >> are we there? >> no, no, we're not there. >> he's a baby. only 22 trees. >> i wish i could hear you over the sound of my exploding