if you want to meet with me, i would be more than willing to but i have some conditions. [ laughter ] first of all, you can't come if you have not watched my special from beginning to end. [ applause ] you must come to a place of my choosing and at a time of my choosing. and thirdly, you must admit that hannah gatsby is not funny. remember, in his special, it's called "the closer," he joked about trans women, geneitalia.