sleeping with a guy on the first date? >> that's leading the witnesses. >> yes. yes, it is. >> you had sex, didn't you? >> they didn't care. everybody checked the boxes and they were, like, we don't care. >> you know paul like i know paul? >> are you kidding? i take credit for paul. you know, before me there was no snapping his turtle for two years. >> i hate to admit this, but monica's story in the pilot was an experience i had in college. >> hold on a second. so you went on a date with a guy that you really liked and he fed you a line, a b.s. line. >> uh-huh. >> about how he was so heart broken he hadn't been able to have sex for two years. >> that is correct. >> and you fell for it? >> i fell for it, hook, line and sinker. >> of course, it was a line! >> they were also nervous that there wasn't an older character. >> she got the furniture, the stereo, the good tv. what did you get?