i took it back almost instantly. it was hilarious. >> i'm conan o'brien. i'm sorry i'm late. i had a job interview at lady foot locker. >> i'm still on the air and i'm doing comedy about what's going on with nbc and man was that fun. it's going to take nbc several years to pay this off. it's a doozy. we just bought this using their credit card from the smithsonian institute. please welcome a rare fossil skeleton of a giant ground sloth, ladies and gentlemen. >> it was so freeing to get to do that. my writers have never been funnier. >> he's spraying the caviar on an original picasso. total cost for this bit, $65 million. >> people were calling in angry. he's destroying picassos! that punk. i couldn't have been happier. [ laughter ]