>> i didn't know it was you. >> go away! i just want a tie. >> i didn't know it was you. i didn't hear you. >> do you know who this is? >> i didn't know it was you. i don't like the whole thing. i like -- listen, i want the patdowns. i want the extra screening because i want to be safe. i don't care if it makes me late. i don't care if the lines are long. >> this is terrible news. everybody says it. nobody likes lines, but we get it. god forbid, we know what we lived through. we remember the shoe bomber. we know how these guys are looking for ways all the time to be evil. we've been so good. to lax for what, an extra ten minutes? come on. >> i'm never rude to the agents. i always tell them thank you. >> you're a sneaker too. you try to bring water through. you're one of those guys. >> i always think that i get the water out of my bag. >> i've been with you, don. you're a little shady. >> you don't fly commercial. >> if they don't catch the water, you're like hee hee hee.