Soon being played on the loop as my last known whereabouts. Actor and comedian kal penn how bidens Reelection Campaign can possibly find out for a warnings that he destroy america if he somehow became president. But the stop trump campaign, prosecutor search were a legal strategy that trump will not swat away faster than one of his sons coming in for a hug. Its time for some big news good evening, im James Smartwood, your only source for at the minute, top story in the democratic quested to defeat trump through any means. The party turn from impeachment to in even more effective weapon, prolonged mitigation. To have a consequence, trump deploy the surefire Legal Defense of colossal self, a fox news host that looks like a guy on the subway lacking the hand eye coronation to expose himself to mark levin. Just now he say trump got treated the worst of all. Because they came up with phony stuff. James yes, lincoln did come off easy, theres nothing worse than character assassination. Trump mistook the list as a dude you list and now revealing investigations to campaign front, mishandling classified documents, and rape. Lets add monster truck for children hospital. These complex crimes are doing nothing to sway the hearts and minds of the passionate legal scholars that make up his base among republican primary voters trump support at 62 , ron desantis support and 16 because of his weakness on the key issue of whether or not he is donald trump. Trump supporters attempting to a lower pence into the white house to finish the job. Here to discuss democratic striders who recently learned about the concept, lydia parker appeared in chief Washington Bureau chief whose attorney only got him his golden wolf poster, jonathan keene. She film correspondent whose favorite food is bubblegum and amoxicillin, James Smartwood jr. Firing line and tuning out contribute or who somehow relieves alumni emails from yale despite never atte attendant, margaret hoover, thank you so much for being here, margaret. Will these legal challenges against trump damage him by each crippling trump with choice paralysis over which one to fund raise offers . Thats another prosecution that seems to be heating up against him if you look at the new report in the New York Times and jack smiths prosecution, listen, the rule of law is a slow process. The gears of justice grind slowly but we live in a Representative Democracy and we do not follow the rule of law. We do not deploy all of its arsenal of laws and assets that we have in order to sustain the Representative Democracy. It will not sustain itself, we cannot think that prosecutions are the thing thats going to politically crippled donald trump. We have to ask the question and put the question to the american people, theres a Political Choice they can make and who do they want to be their next political leader, somebody who follows the rule of law which wr represented democracy or somebody who doesnt. Have we tried impeaching him . Yes, we did. How about twice . How about three times . Could work, could work. Im sure jack smiths special counsel investigation is the long process sized final trump investigation and upon conclusion the earth will crack open swallowing trump into the eternal abyss. James he saw movie or something. What if we create something called superlong where judges have big silver shoulder pads and cool dirt bikes. Appeared to speak over about a fourth impeachment . That something that something. James one way to prevent donald trump from winning the presidency without this during the planet is for him till losing the republican primaries to reason we need the pool is filling his honeypot with grenades ron desantis. He often appears like a nervous sweaty stupid mess. Heres a comment is one of ron desantis sweat glands. Good god, that thing is big now, do you support the decision for the campaign . I did when he was trump without the baggage then he fixated on culture wars and it kind of weird in me out. James now what should he be focusing on instead . I would say meet and f p potatoes, go against trump is weaknesses. James does he still have your support . Ill be straight with you, in a time when personal freedoms are at an alltime low, only the antivax message of rfk jr. Meets the moment. Oh, bummer. James no, no. Yaks. James ugly stuff. It will have to leave it there. Sorry we didnt have time for the white house asking ames cameron whether an aged body can run for president as a tall tree leaping avatar. Organ hoover, thank you so much, margaret. Of course, when tooning out the news returns, my exclusive report from inside a liv golf tournament, where i was frightened as Phil Mickelson when he saw a rookie approaching with a baseball back. With a baseball back. That is im here for the dunkin run, campaign, commercial. Its a great deal, get a large coffee or donut for a buck. I mean. I do know you, departed. The departed. The dep. Were you in the departed . Um. Matt damon. Nope, yep, i love him. Hes great. Very. Time for a dunkin run. Get a 1 donut with any medium or larger coffee. To stay locked in, i need to keep up my strength, and my energy. Clif bar® is the ultimate energy bar®. Purposefully crafted with a blend of protein, fat and carbs. Because the more good you put in, the more great you get out. 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Tuneup and used it significant resources to buddy up to the Trump Administration and most recently launched a liv golf leak which lowered the nations top nations away from the pga by promising massive sums of money. In the saudi government does not look kindly on dissenting voices but i was willing to risk life and limb from a liv golf. Im big news host James Smartwood, reporting from the National Golf course in florida orlando. Liv golf leak is financed by the Sovereign Wealth Fund of saudi arabia whose chairman is mohammad bin salman who if hes watching is a great leader that did not order the execution of american journalist. Some say that some of these want to squash their reputation for being soulless. They started a money obsessed golf league. Heres the worlds top players with the bottomless morals competing for sports. Unlike the pga, the liv golf leak consist 2 of 12, each with four players, may not touch punishable by death. It promises a Party Atmosphere featuring alcohol and music so loud Phil Mickelson can barely hear his frantic screaming. I was denied a press pass after i refused to agree to never mention saudi arabia so i had to buy a ticket like every body else. Under no circumstances can James Smartwood be bound unless the price is right. It lets go inside and see if i come out. But first i needed to prepare. I got every thing i need to cover the saudis, my trusty notebook, tape recorder, my nonpress flaig jacket. Hopefully the sniper can see that from afar. There is the metal detectors, detecting anybody bringing in any weapons, and microwaves for 9 11 memories. Way better than the first idea of watching Phil Mickelson in an empty field choosing a dog tape to a golf course. The fine print, attendees sued for liabilities while being sliced and diced for a death gone. Yeah, thats him, there it is. Love the bone saw. We are here also known as ivory row. Heres the liv golf simulator that allows fans to simulate the expense of being a professional liv golfer. The only aspect of the liv golf simulator thats missing is a agent and youre telling you you lost another sponsor. A d, this partys got everythini d. J. No, he works here. I mean, sure, our Energy Security is important to our economic growth, but it shouldnt we draw a line somewhere when they trade partners violating International Norms . Anyway, can you play chacha slide . Heres the impact where they talk about the commitment to fighting Climate Change, what a vision it all starts with printing up a sign and ends there too. Climate change, they are recycling the most vapid phrases imaginable. There it is, the kid zone, florida, the only state that supposedly more dangerous for kids to go to a drake show then the saudi government. Look at the people playing putt putt because theres nowhere else to play putt putt in orlando without giving money to desk wants. Look at this, somebody is going to slip on a journalist finger. The tournament is a historic event the fans will never forget even though never forgetting Historic Events is not their strong suit. Its strange to hang around a tournament tied up in the bloodthirsty the accuracy, but nobody said america is perfect. It lets meet some of the players. There is Phil Mickelson looking depressed because he bet 2 million that it would be windy today. Theres australian golfer kim smith, guilt free since australias below the equator, the 9 11 planes went out of the buildings whose famously long backswing gives him more time to come up with reasons why this whole thing isnt weird. Dustin, did you join liv golf to provide for your poor starving family of gretzky heiresses . Heres something about saudi arabia thats not redacted. Third is whoever that is, for those who gives a but their own winners because they set up their children for life with blood money. Thats actually not a sand trap, thats a journalist ashes. Officials from the saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund weirded out with how conservative florida is. Another journalists fingers, they must be using these as tease or something. Who loves sport but dont care ffor the any sense of meaning or some sort. Great lived golf league teams, the balls lammers, the swee sweeneys, vacuum bags, the blobs, and who is your favorite . Youre right, yeah, i was checking my notes here, my sincere apologies here. All right, whats your Favorite Team here . You can see they with the mono dont like which is only slightly better than the back of idea. Cash, cash, atm, atm, daddys got a yacht, daddys got a ya yacht. Money, money, money. Yeah, dont blink is cool too. Are you having a good time . All day every day. Its the thats awesome, all right, lets talk about on 9 11, a wound the collective psyche conscious. Overlooking about the positives of the day, the building was old anyways. At the firefighters got so much exercise that day. So many lung cancer doctors put the kids through college. What do you think . Absolutely. Love those guys. It was also a long time ago. At some point you have to forgive. James you find it we or they teach the baltic takeoff but not to land . Will you see you at the pickleball tournament next month . James no trip is complete without a stop at the gift shop. As a warning come i cant imagine what the poor did. Today im a large, but tomorrow i might be 206 extra smalls. Do not wear liv golf merchandise. After a day of reporting on the tournament saying the word saudi 9 11 1,000 times, i went back to my hotel room where i took precautions in case the saudis bug to my room. My favorite country, that has to be saudi arabia irish golf is louder which is why i love liv golf you know whats causing Climate Change . The innocent yosemite children. Great name for a golf name now this feels like home because it has my eight by ten glossy photo and my personal. I love mbs. I really want to live, i have to do so many things before i go out, im just not ready to go. And kays henchmen showed up, i jotted down quick thoughts to my loved ones. Im daves sm to James Smartwood because i want my mortal remains to be paraded around and checked into the woods. My final request is no one teach my son jr. How to shave, its far too dangerous. Id like to make a confession. Im not infected greatest quarterback of all time secretly. And its time for some shut eye. When we come back, the dramatic climax of my liv golf golf report in the big reveal whethei got out of there alive. Stick around. Tooning out the news podcast available thursdays podcast available thursdays wherever you get your podcasts. Summers here, and with a new toyota, you can go out and do all the things that make summer. [dog barks]. Summer like getting ice cream. Movie nights. 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I returned to the tournament the next day, only this time it was time to party. All right, here we are, nothing beats getting drunk standing a 90degree heat and watching some guy stare at a hole. Here Signature Drinks menu and lets take a look at this. Cant let women drive until 2018. A smoldering manhattan. Smoldering journalists had on to i wondered who am i to judge . Im not so perfect. I drink milk from the carton, am i judging them for beheading gay people . All i have to do now is find greg norman. Mr. Norman, mr. Norman is that you . Mr. Norman, over here no, thats not him. No, no, no, no, oh, wow, two greg normans beard and thats the opposite of greg norman. I thought i would never find greg norman, but then the opposite happened. I found him. There he is, the ceo of liv golf, greg norman, watching the action through the dollar signs in his eyeballs. I for one am shocked the billiondollar liv golf business is suffering despite leadership by a man credited using a stick to hit a ball into the hole. Then i got a call. Hey, dad, its jr. James i know who you are, jr. Appear i figured out how to shave your dismay when really . You didnt die . Im bleeding a lot, i am standing on a pile of red paper towels. I respect you a lot and always will unless you sell out to autocracy for money. James why do you say that . That might be the excessive blood loss talking, where the bandits . James due to the florida seat, my suit smells like a diaper and i decided not to beg greg norman for a job youre to screw you, greg norman oh, he heard that, lets go. We witness the impossible, a journalist survived to sing a critical word about the saudi government. Congratulations to the winners or whatever. The opponents must lick their wounds over a seven course meal. Now sweating profusely as i begged the pilot to take off. 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