People you know or care about, not just who has commented most recently. Video creators will also get to moderate conversations and block certain words. Stephen nation, this is an unprecedented attack on free speech. Youtube comments are the freest speech there is, from of free from punctuation. Free from spelling. Apparently, free from medicati medication. The Youtube Comment section is the internets town square air, place where citizens of all mankind can join in a Global Dialogue on such timeless topics on whether that teen sing call me maybe in a rambo wig in a bedroom should kill yourself right now suck horse balls. Personally, i dont think he should. But i will defend to the death for you to post it. Folks, utwiewb uploaders can silence descenters, well forever lose thoughtprovoking changes like this one beneath an old huskers du video musicdood great song never heard them before. Taintguitar21 ur homo. Utahferretlover bleep motherhead rules ron paul 2012. laughter applause . Thats why tonight i have penned a protest letter to stop this censorship. I want you to go to car colbertnation. Com, calm the letter and post it under every Youtube Video you see. He commenters of youtube, believe in free speeches strongly as we believe in free video of animals dressed like other animals. Therefore, we hereby declare you can make up to 88 an hour working from your house. Click here for one weird tip on how to lose your bellyfat. You are homo. Ron paul 2012 cheers and applause obviously, thats just a suggestion. Feel free to personalize it with an extra you are homo. Inaction, you know, when i play sports, i dont wear a cup. I need a quart. This is the sporreport. Nation, are you ready for soe football cheers and applause well, good, because i dont think football is. Because the cranium coddlers out there keep ruining the game. New penalties for violating n. C. A. A. Rules on targeting defenseless players above the head are already having an impact on college football. You cannot hit a player in the head this year. That is the situation. Stephen that is the situation . I mean, come on since when did peoples heads get so vulnerable . Last time i checked, were all wearing bone helmets around our think meat. laughter this is a slippery slope, folks. Today you cant hit someone in the head. Tomorrow the quarterback has to play the whole game strapped into a car seat. laughter look, i believe this is a war on americas game, right, fox news the five. The war on football. I do think theres a war on football. They want to wussify america and this is another example of how the with usification of america will ruin us in the future. The tackle dummy is right. America is getting with usified, starting with the word with use, which is the with uses way of saying pussy. Iso what if Football Players tae their lives into their hands every sunday. Football is as american as war. Right, Andrea Tantaros . Theres a lot of similarities to the military. Think about this the language they use touching down. Ground game. Stephen right you are, andrea. I love it when someone scores a touching down. And then kicks the fielding goal. The point is, all this worry over head trauma is a waste of energy. You can still have a long and productive career with a debilitating concussion. I mean, just look at the 5 5s. laughter cheers and applause big gans of the 5s tonight. Folks, you know, ive never liked chess. Im a traditionalist. If i want to lose to a computer or something, ill just try to update windows. You win again, you bastard now, folks i am not the only one trying to keep chess in chess. The San Francisco chronicle reports police are cracking crack down on street chess. For decades police pooem have gathered to play street chess on midmarket street. Many are homeless. Stephen finally sudden frankers are safe from the public menace of chessing which has turned the tender loin neighborhood into a hot bed for illegal gambling, drug and alcohol use, violence, even barbecue wings. Yes, grilled meats have no place in a neighborhood called the tender loin. laughter clearly, folks, chess is a dangerous game and too many of our parks and public spaces are devolving into 16on16 brawls, many with racial overtones. For more we turn to the sporreports longtime chess correspondent. Ladies and gentlemen, weighy 150 pounds floyd money mayweather cheers and applause how are you, man . Sit down. cheers and applause floyd floyd, its always good to see you. Now, floyd you are the unified super welterweight World Champion. Youve won 10 world titles across five different weight classes. Youre undefeated as a professional fighter, pound per pound the greatest boxer of all time. But more importantly, you play chess. I love chess, stephen. The sweet science. Stephen floyd, my friend, is chess as dangerous as the San Francisco police say . It can be, stephen, but with training, chess can be a symphony of tactics, skills, and creativity. Stephen it sound to me like its a symphony of drugs, vice presidency, and barbecue. laughter stephen, there are always going to be some bad apples on the chess board. But youve got to understand, for kids in a tough neighborhood, chess is the only way out. They can pick up the game for the wrong reasons money, women, fame, how it looks on a college application. Stephen floyd, how did you stay straight . Well, i was lucky. My father but a bishop in my hand when i was three. By the time i was six, i check mated a man twice whie size. Stephen speaking of which, my friend, you have a big game coming up facing World Champion magnus carlsen, in reykjavik, iceland. What do you expect from magnus . You know my boy mag flu boy s very aggressive. He brings his queen out early. Stephen bold move, how do you think youll respond . Most likely, ill punch him in the face. laughter applause . Stephen thats why youre the champ floyd mayweather, everybody p cheers and applause welcome back, everybody, thank you so much. Nation, i dont know if youve been watching the news, but what an historic night. Destined to be down in the anuls of importance. Last one devoted crusader or should i say one devotedcruzator talked about the need to defund obamacare for 21 hours and 19 minute and did what many thought was impossible make the senate even less productive. Jim. I intend to speak in support of defunding obamacare. Until im no longera able to stand. All across this country, americans are suffering because of obamacare. Obamacare isnt working. What might be as intimidating as obamacare. Chinese gooseberries actually come from new zealand. Some time ago i tweetd a speech that Ashton Kutcher gave me. Number one, as a consumer, im a big fan of eating white castle burgers. Stephen inspiring, just like the seen in mr. Smith goes to washington where Jimmy Stewart gets some bad acid and talks to a coat rack for 12 hours. But, folks, cruz didnt just criticize obamacare. He offered a practical alternative. So i want to point out just a few words of wisdom from dwuk dynasty. You put five red necks on a mower its going to be epic. Redneck rule number one most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. Stephen see, america, you dont need health care. If you have a medical emergency, just go to home depot. This courageous man is fighting to defund obamacare by filibustering a bill that defunds obamacare. And what makes it truly courageous, the bill was his idea. And its not really a filibuster. Cruz knew in advance hed have to yield the floor by noon today. I believe the room was booked for danny goldsteins bar mitzvah. Mazel tov, danny. But if its not a filibuster, then what do we call it . It is important to note this effort from senator cruz is technically not a filibuster. What looks like a filibuster and feels like a filibuster but is not a filibuster. To be honest with you, were trying to sort out what exactly to call this. A filibuster is an oracle fireworks show. Its a political theater of the absurd. Stephen yes, theater of the absurd. Frankly, i think all theaters absurd. I mean i pay the money. Why cant i stab Julius Caesar . The point is, whatever you call it, the people love it. If youre going about living your life in green bay, wisconsin, and youre not paying attention this every single twist and turn, thats what youre going to remember from this fight is ted cruz is the one who was out there fighting obamacare i you. Stephen know what . That would make a Great Campaign slogan in 2016 cruz for from the youre not paying att. Scheerp scheerp are ar stephet has written and stars in the film don jon. Sounds like somebody should win an oscar for trying too hard. Please welcome Joseph Gordonlevitt. cheers and applause nice to see you. What a pleasure to have you on. Its a pleasure to be on this show. Im a big fan of the show. I think you do a service to put this out in the world. So thank you. Stephen thank you very much. Wow. cheers and applause . I love your show. Stephen you are youre one of the heroes. Thanks, man. Stephen Joseph Gordonlevitt, youre an actor, director, writer, producer. Your credits include, angels in the outfield 10 things i hate about ow, third rock from the sun 500 days of summer. The of the dark knight rises. Your new film is called don jon. Correct. Stephen . Don jon you play a guy who has trouble related to women . Hes does does. He has trouble relating to everything. He doesnt connect with anybody. His whole life is sort of a onewe street, and you see it especially with his love life and sex life because hes constantly comparing women to the images he sees on tv and movies and especially in pornography. Stephen especially in pornography videos. This tape is what i would call an unvarnished look at this characters relationship to pornography. Indeed. Then theres the scarlet johannsen character who also watches too many romantic hollywood movies. So you have this relationship between these two people who have these unrealistic expectation of what love is supposed to be and sex is suppose to be. Stephen i think we have a clip. Jimmy. All right, i had a few drinks the other night, so i may not have remembered telling you my first name, but i definitely did not tell you my last name. Dont lie to me. Look, you dont know me, so ill let you off the hook this time. But in the future, youll be happier if you tell me the truth. Ill be happier . You dont think i could make you happier if i wanted to . Stephen that has got to be the softest porn i have ever seen, extra soft. This is a guy who cant find a woman he can really relate to, which is always disappointing because even when he is having sex with a woman because hes like there isnt like the porno i just saw. When you look at a clip of pornography, you dont have to deal with the person. Stephen i wouldnt know. I wouldnt know, either. Stephen you know what i like to say pornography masturbates to me. cheers and applause okay, so hes just stephen people masturbate to me. cheers and applause . Stephen you should put that on a business card. Wait, youve got these Unrealistic Expectations. And youre an actor, though. Okay. Youve been an actor since how old . Since i was six. Stephen since you were six years old. Our images that we get from hollywood, none of them are realistic. Theyre crafted illusions to tell a story. Stephen another all right. So its not just lik like pornokraphy or romantic comedy. Isnt everything giving us a false view of real life . I agree. Like i said, the scarlet johawnsen character is watching a romantic hollywood movie. There is a scene at the dinner table where tony danza is playing my dad cheers and applause . Yeah, lets hear it from tony dans danza and were watching a movie where a hot chick is eating a hamburger and people ask me, is that a real complecial . It is a real commercial. Stephen hasnt your career done the same thing. Exploited stephen what do i know about the real Joseph Gordonlevitt . I mean, to i have Unrealistic Expectations of who are you . Probably. Stephen because i imagine you as a young, attractive guy, who looks good shooting a gun and dating zoe deschnel. With which roles have you played is closest to the real you . And please dont say the guy in don jon. Yes, probably not that one. I would i dont know. There was a movie called brick that reminded me of me a little bit. Thats a highly stylized detective movie so i dont be what that says about me. But, no, its true. Look, when im playing a character i am looking to try to tell a story and make a connection with the audience who is watching the movie. In a pornography clip or other movie or commercials theyre not really trying to connect with an audience so much as take their money. Stephen thats right what i admire about pornography. It is a sound business mod glel did you ever watch porn ever . Stephen i dont know what youre talk about. I hear great things. Where do you think you learn what makes a woman sexy . Stephen the bible. cheers and applause stephen im not an actor. I dont know how this works. As an actor, your character besides all these images of justification of women in the real world, your character masturbates a lot to internet porn. How hard it was to get into character . laughter and are you in character right now . Stephen this speaks to something in comedy called satire which i know you wouldnt really know much about that. But in the world of comedy, you have a technique called satire where im playing a character in the movie thats different from me. And the thing that the character says and does and believes are different from the things i say and do and believe. And i put those things in the movie and try to get the audience to laugh and think about things. Not that you would im explaining it to you because i know youre a serious journalist. But thats how we do it in show business. Stephen i did not follow. Have you met floyd may weather . No i have never met him before. Stephen go backstage and take a poke at him . Im bigger than he is, actually, i think. Stephen can i come back and watch . Stephen Joseph Gordonlevitt, thank you so much for joining me. The movie is don jon. Well be right back. Cln p cheers and applause thats it september 24, 2013 from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Coming upton todays show coming up on todays show richard talkins will be joining us. Dawkins will be joining us. I have one regret about the emmys. I have one regret about the emmys on sunday night and that is that i was unable to attend and share in the joy for my friend Stephen Colbert and those at the court the colbert reporo won a long served well overdue emmy. I have been in awe of that show from episode one. I believe stephen and everyone