158 families have donated almost half all Campaign Money despite there being 120 million households in the United States trevor that is insane. 158 households are donating half of all Campaign Money in america i wish i had known this before halloween, yeah, because i bet those houses gave out some serious candy like fullsize snicker bars and, you know, theyre like, here, kid, take as much as you want as much as you want as much as i want . Yeah, for real, take it, kid. Im firing your dad tomorrow, anyway. laughter the fact is, there is so much money in politics right now you cant run for president unless you have a billionaire sponsoring you. Paul singer is casting his lot with rubio. T. Bone pickens is giving money to ben carson. Ferris and dan wilks pumping 15 million to republican ted cruzs super pac. Thats how they gave, in piles of catch. Candidates almost pretentious artworks, like, yes, i picked up this cruis cruz at auction, itt beard but i have eccentric taste. Most of the money is in the form of super pacs. Theyve gotten so powerful at this point theyre showing off. The republican donor is now formally backing marco rubio with a new super pac named baby got pac. Trevor really . Baby got pac . Thats real professional, guys. Which begs the question, what names didnt you use . I like big bucks and i cannot lie . laughter but dont worry because, while politics might be drowning in a sea of money, federal law forbids super pacs from coordinating with the campaigns they support and an organization regulates it. Jordan klepper has more. The federal Election Commission created in response to watergate has been regulating Campaign Finance laws since 1975. Its intention is to keep our government for the people and by the people. But lately, according to watchdog ann rabble, this agency isnt doing jack. The s. E. C. Which is supposed to be enforcing Campaign Finance laws so people have trust in the system isnt. I would say that it is enormously dysfunctional a. Can you imagine working there . Those poor bastards. I am the chair of the federal Election Commission. Whoa is right. Shes the leader of this enormously dysfunctional agency, her words. What does the f. E. C. Actually do . Very little. Just to be clear, youre the chairwoman of the f. E. C. . Yes. Lately, we have not been able to regulate. We have not been able to even investigate. Okay, but there are election laws, and this is the commission to enforce those laws. They must do something. I want to play a little game called could i get away with this. All right. Lets say, if a super pac calls itself carly for america, can you get away with that . Well, actually, you cannot use the name of a candidate in a super pac. Boom and when the actual carly for America Super pac tried just that, the f. E. C. Said, not on my watch so what are you going to do about it carly super pac . So the carly for America Super pac can use the following name, conservative leadership for america or carly for america . No flipping way. So this is illegal, this is legal . According to the determinations that have been made at the f. E. C. Well, thats bullshit. Bullshit as in bad shit, unbelievably loony loony, ludicy shocking, terrible. Bullshit. Theres no way the u. S. Federal Election Commission could be that completely useless. So i went to see these guys in action. The reason for not voting is what . I think my colleagues will have to respond to that. Are we ready to vote today . Well, i think the commission understanding was we wanted to schedule this. Were not going to vote today but they werent even voting and when they do they deadlock eight times as much as they used to. Do i even want to know why . The commission, its three republicans and three democrats. Wait, its an even number . It is. I actually dont think that the even number is necessarily a bad thing, but three of the commissioners do not believe in the purpose of the agency. Who are the three . The three are republican commissioners, but i hesitate using the party designation. You hesitated. Not too much. How did this partisan bickering affect the integrity of the election. The likely enforcement of major cases in this election cycle is slim. You know youre on tv right now. Youre telling all those politicians out there we cant do shit. You know that . Actually, they know this. Based on the money they raised, they do. Whats it like to work at a gutless, worthless agency . It sucks. The f. E. C. Is down here in customer satisfaction. Theyre truly suffering, so i was going to lift the f. E. C. Spirit with some daily affirmations. What do you think . Would this be nice if we put it so you could see it from your desk . So chairwoman rabble wouldnt feel so bad, i introduced her to someone from places shittier to work at than the f. E. C. , the chemical hazard investigation board. Im jeff, dial with poison. At least i dont have to deal with the toxic money and politics. Really, jeff . You sounded sadder on the phone. Sorry. Not getting a ride home. Maybe americans need a realistic picture of the effectiveness of their regulatory agencies. Would you say the f. E. C. Is more or less useless than mens nipples . I would say that f. E. C. And mens nipples are probably comparable. There are things that are done that have value just like mens nipples. God help us all. Trevor jordan klepper, everyone. We wind noise whats happening here. Is not normal, its extraordinary. Because there is no stop in us. Or you. Only go. Signing uwas very easy. Nsurance my premium is 22 dollars a month. It only took a few minutes, and i got exactly the kind of coverage i wanted at the price i wanted. 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A new world hangs outside the window beautiful and strange it must be falling away i must be sound and color before it was honey in these honey nut cheerios, it was honey being collected. And honey getting made. And honey that was just beginning. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show cheers and applause as you may know, the daily show takes place in the u. S. A. , the greatest American Country in the world. Thats right. Because of that, we tend to Cover American stories. Every now and then, ill meet a person who says, trevor, we could really use a the daily show back in my home country. You should do that some time. I say to them, yes, i understand that, mr. Surgeon, but can you please fix my appendix for now and well get to the tv thing if i wake up . So tonight well give it a shot. Were going to make the daily show dream come true for one lucky nation out there. So lets take a spin. And see where its going to be. Could be anywhere because were prepared to cover any country in the world, and anytime, and its myanmar look at that oh, wow look at that cheers and applause well done, myanmar before we do the myanmar daily show, its nice to get familiar with the place. Formally known as burma, population of 56 million, police that looks like a deep fried pork chop is located in south asia. Myanmar is 90 buddhist, like most college dorms. They have so many buddhists they even have buddhist extremists. Youre thinking isnt that a contradiction . What do they do . Clap with one hand loudly . laughter no, silly, they want all muslims to die. The monks compared muslims to mad dogs. The rhetoric is extreme, but his mantra that burma is for buddhists is widely held. Do muslims have a place here in burma . We cant repeat his actual response, its rrated, but essentially he said muslims were defecating on burma. Trevor yeah, that is u wirathu, and that has to be the least chillest monk ive come across. Oh, my god, i i had muslims so much the capital myanmar was moved to naypyidaw and they build it from scratch. There arent many place where is you could safely stand in the middle of a multilane highway. I can carry on walking 20 lanes across. Since we have been here, i think i can count on one hand the number of vehicles ive seen. Wow. 20 lanes and no cars. That has to be the easiest level of frogger ever can you imagine . Come on, you got this yep, yep, yep whoo its always the last lane, no damn you the last weekend myanmar had the first free elections after the decade of military regime whose chief opponents have been noble praisnobleprize winner aung san. Aung san suu kyi, after spending two decades under house arrest, shes poised to lead her party to victory. Trevor under house arrest for 15 years. She got to the end of netflix and now her suggestions are, go outside laughter and then they finally freed her making it the second biggest release behind ke shas album animal. Lets start the myanmar daily show. From Comedy Central headquarters in naypyidaw, this is the myanmar daily show with Trevor Noah Trevor welcome cheers and applause welcome to the myanmar daily show, im trevor noah my guest tonight, whoever the military tells me my guest is. First, the traffic on the nines. Looks clear now but we hear bruce is planning to use lane 17 later tonight so plan accordingly, people. Turning to our top story, our last parliamentary election last week, millions of myanmartians headed to the polls for this historic vote and one winner was immediately clear, the myanmar Container Store boy, they must be rolling in burmese kyat, which as you know is our currency ha ha several days later the results of the election are coming in. The ballot counting is gradually coming out. The National League won 291 of the 359 declared in myanmar parliament. Now people are daring to believe change might truly be coming to myanmar. Trevor what a thrilling victory for the Opposition Party but holy shit look at the size of that giant red creature ive never seen anything like it kill it now anyway, a big victory for democracy but we here in myanmar have a ways to go. For example the constitution still gives military 25 of the seats in parliament no matter what which is ridiculous because for true democracy, the people laughter for true democracy, the people need a strong guiding hand from the military which is always welcome within the realm of our great nation now smile and end the show laughter well, thats all for tonights myanmar daily show. Here it is, your moment of zen being a rookie sucks. Being a rookie sucks more with jolly rancher dance gurley man, dance im a little teapot, short and stout. Keep on sucking my milkface is an elevated state. Cinnamon is my soul mate. No debate cause it tastes so great. Thats why i got milk face. Lalalalala. We love, love, chocolaty, creamy, with a Little Something extra. Mmm deliciousness. Cookies or almonds. Yumminess. Hersheys is mine, yours, our chocolate. I work for the dogs twentyfour seven. These are my dogs dusty and cooper. I am the butler. These dogs shed like crazy. Its like being inside of a snow globe. It takes an awful lot of time to keep the house clean. I dont know what to do. doorbell whats this . Swiffer sweeper and dusters. This is nice and easy boys. It really sticks to it. It fits in all the tight spaces. This is really great. Does that look familiar to you . Im no longer the butler, i am just one of the guys. cheers and applause trevor welcome back. My guest tonight is a french pop star whose debut album is christine and the queens. Now here with the song tilted from her album, please welcome christine and the queens cheers and applause i will die before methuselah so ill fight to sleep with ammonia and every morning with eyes all red ill miss them for all the tears they shed but im actually good cant help it if were tilted im actually good cant help it if we im actually good cant help it if were tilted im actually good cant help it if were tilted i miss prosthesis and mended souls trample over beauty while singing their thoughts i match them with my euphoria when they said je suis plus folle que toi but im actually good cant help it if were tilted im actually good cant help it if we im actually good cant help it if were tilted im actually good cant help it if were tilted nous et la man on est de sortie pire quune simple moite on compte a demidemi pile sur un des bas cotes comme des origamis la bras tendu parait casse tout nest quepis et eclis ces enfants bizarre craches dehors comee par hazard canchant leffort dans le griffoir et une creepy song en etendard qui fait im doing my face with magic marker im in my right place dont be a downer im doing my face with magic marker im in my right place cheers and applause how else do you think he gets around so fast . 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[ sighs ] someday somebodys gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye. Say goodbye no, you just made it weird. Before it was honey in these honey nut cheerios, it was honey being collected. And honey getting made. And honey that was just beginning. Sfx broken starter sigh sfx phone notification sound sfx broken starter sfx phone notification sound sfx car hissing. Car beeps. Sfx phone notification sound sfx car starts Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. Christine and the queens debut album also called christine and the queens is available now everywhere. To play the song it, please welcome again christine and the queens. I just want to say you guys are absolutely amazing. Youre weird, but amazing. laughter cheers and applause so i know i was thinking it before i found out about you guys do you live in france or in america now . We live in france, still. Trevor you live in france, still . Yeah. Trevor and do the lyrics go from french to english and back again . They do. Trevor okay. I thought its my mind. That seems like english, no, french. Were like chameleons, we adapt. Trevor with those moves. Like that. That is exactly what happens. We adapt. It is really beautiful. To clear us out with the song it, please welcome once again christine and the queens cheers and applause with it i become the death dickinson feared with it im the red admiral on his ship and i raise wet infants for my coronation ill rule over my all my dead impersonations with it im a man now with it im a man now and i wont let you steal it i bought it for myself im a man now i hit the birddogs who are pulling my hair because their teeth should ravage a gold beard ive lost some eyeless friends whose blood runs cold my new people on silent heels pretends to be old cause i won hello, and welcome to the Rachel Maddow show. Im Rachel Maddow, and, in a cross promotion with the new harry potter movie, my haircut will look like this forever. Joining us today, new republican speaker of the house john boehner. Thank you for pronouncing it right. You can imagine people have a lot of fun with it. Current speaker of the house nancy pelosi. Hello, rachel. Hello, boner. And last but not least, a man recently found guilty of 11 ethics violations, charlie rangel. I am somewhat innocent john boehner, we start with you. Your party claims it wants to lower the deficit, but wont extending the bush tax cuts to the top earners add 700 billion to the deficit . Rachel, on election night, the American People spoke, and they spoke loudly. And the words they spoke were stop the tax hikes, and stop the spending. But surely you dont think you can close the deficit gap solely with cuts in spending . Rachel, the American People could not have been louder or clearer. True story on election night, i was asleep, and suddenly i heard voices. I went to my window and i opened it up. It was the voices of the American People, and they were saying loudly and in unison, like a great big barber shop quartet