Shes fun loving. laughter people on twitter are freaked out. They asked tay, hey, are you a racist . To which he she replied, because you are a mexican laughter she figured twitter out. This is easily the most offensive product to come out of microsoft since that fascist paper clip they made. applause but lets move on. You know, its been a few days since the brussels terror attacks and many people, especially those in europe, are still reeling from the events, but despite the awfulness of what happened, its been heartening to see the people of europe coming together at a time like. This and it was just important for their leaders to respond with a positive message. We all stand together with our ally belgium. We need to stand together against these appalling terrorists. We have offered the belgian government all possible assistance. Ive expressed to the belgian government our indispensable support. We are allies in this battle. They can scare and divide it, as long as we dont allow that, well be okay. Trevor the number one thing to understand during these times is we are stronger when united. It was awkward and im sure you noticed obama was speaking from a slightly more casual setting, which really must have been awkward for him because hes at a baseball game in cuba, which is fun, but at the same time you have to deliver a solemn message about an attack in europe, you know. Now youre part of that crowd and its, like, were really sorry for everything that happened. Our hearts are with the people. Peanuts, peanuts, please peanuts. And condolences. laughter after such a thing, i feel as though the Immediate Response should always be about the victims. Unfortunately, there are always those who use these times to score political points. President obamas happily at a baseball game yucking it up with the castros communist dictators rather than being in america, rather than traveling to brussels and standing with our friends and allies. Trevor yeah, you dont see me yucking it up with dictators, or with anyone. laughter i tried to, but every time i laugh, their skin melts off their bones. laughter applause you know, ted cruz first of all, youre a sanctimonious jackass. applause second of all, president obama doesnt need to go to belgium for them to know hes an ally. Its not like all the european president s went to belgium after the attacks and theyre within driving distance. They could have gotten there in one of those silly little cars they drive. Thats not a car. What is that thing . Wouldnt that be the last thing the Prime Minister needs, house guests . People just popping up, we brought lasagna laughter seriously, why are you exploiting a terror attack in brussels to tell a president how long he could visit cuba . Obama had a good response. Groups like i. S. I. L cant destroy or defeat us. Their primary power in addition to killing innocent lives is to strike fear in our societies, to disrupt our societies. It is very important for us to not respond with fear. Trevor president obamas right. Yeah. applause terrorists win when we allow them to disrupt our way of life, and we are afraid. Its true. Im not going to lie. We have to try and live with that. If i was obama, i wouldnt let them disrupt my way of life. Look what hes been doing this week. Baseball in cuba. Dancing with a beautiful woman in argentina. And this is true, he even appeared on cubas number one comedy show. Obama, obama so nice you came to havana thats a beautiful song. Thank you so much trevor wow. Looking at that show, its not just the cars they havent changed in 50 years. That looks like cuba is a time capsule of comedy. Obama, obama. I love this idea a lot. This is the new diplomacy. Obama goes to corks on a comedy show makes jokes, now people love him. So now rauul castro comes to an American Comedy show and do a spot on modern family. One of those wacky episodes, gloria coming in and sauce, ah, commandant castro, what are you doing to manny oh, no, why would you torture him . Why would you torture him . I said torture, like help him with math and science. Not torture. Why dont you understand . laughter i love that show. Im serious. You know, it feels like the extreme reaction over belgium isnt happening in belgium. For some strange reason, the most extreme reaction is happening here. Cruz writing in a statement that to prevent a similar attack in the u. S. , muslim neighborhoods should be patrolled and secured by Law Enforcement. We need Law Enforcement resources directed there, we need National Security forces directed there. We will use overwhelming air power to carpet bomb i. S. I. S. Into oblivion. Would you start torturing him rght away or see if he would cooperate and share information because Belgian Police say h he has been talking. Well, you know, he may be talking but hell talk a lot faster with the torture. Trevor no, trump. Tutor not torture okay, im done with that. Man, that guy, i get the urge to overreact right off in catastrophe. But this is not the right time to rush into irreversible decisions. Remember a few weeks ago the beef between apple and the f. B. I. . The f. B. I. Needed apple to unlock the San Bernardino terrorists phone. The dispute was headed to federal because apple kept saying this we need to decide as a nation how much power the government should have over our data and over our privacy. We did not expect to be in this position, at odds with our own government, but we believe strongly that we have a responsibility to help you protect your data and protect your privacy, and we will not shrink from this responsibility. Trevor tim cook might as well have come out at the apple event and said, f. B. I. , you can unlock our new iphone with just one finger. Might as well have said that. Apple wasnt backing down. So the whole thing was headed for a showdown. Suddenly, monday, the phish canceled its genius bar appointment. The f. B. I. Saying they may not need apples help to unlock the phone. The federal government saying they may not need to take apple to court saying they believe they can hack into an iphone, something they said they could not do without apples help. Trevor are you bleep [ble . The whole country was wrestling with privacy versus security and the f. B. I. Said, oh, hey the key was in my other pocket the whole time my bad i had the key i didnt know applause my favorite part, though, is how apple responded to f. B. I. Apples lawyers do say that if the d. O. J. Per sues the case, the company will insist the government reveal the alleged security vulnerability so it can be addressed. Trevor please just take a moment to appreciate this irony apple now wants the f. B. I. To tell them how theyre going to crack the iphone, to which im sure the f. B. I. Will respond, sure thing, apple, its easy, you can unlock it with one finger applause and we even made a fancy cover for it are we good now . Well be right back. Well be right back. cheers and applause hundreds of crash simulations. Thousands of hours of painstaking craftsmanship. And an infinite reserve of patience. To create a vehicle that looks, drives and thinks like nothing else on the road. The allnew glc. The suv the world has been waiting for. Starting at 38,950. Break the ice, with breath freshening cooling crystals. Ice breakers. Yeah yeah here we go, go, go i love to take pictures that engage people. And to connect us with the wonderment of nature. The detail on this surface book is amazing. With the tiger image, the saliva coming off and you got this turning. 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The kardashians. Get your asses out of there but were down to 16 infuriating teams. We have to keep our eyes on Martin Shkreli who somehow beat out bill cosby in the first round. Yep. Then he went on to crush old people in the second round they are very brittle, roy. Now hasan faces his toughest challenge yet when he squares off against the United States congress. Ooh, okay. And this game and in real life, theyre going to head to head. This is an interesting matchup on a philosophical level, roy. Are people madder about one specific asshole or a whole building of assholes . Congress is like a costco of assholes. More assholes than anyone could ever need cheers and applause just pallets of assholes. You bring home a 50 500 pack of assholes and youre like what in the hell am ill going to go with all these assholes . You call your friends, hey, got some assholes. I will still give it to you on this but its about quality over quantity, roy. 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Trevor please welcome ethan hawke cheers and applause thank you trevor mr. Hawke thank you for being here. Thanks for having me. Trevor thank you so much. Whats it like, man, big hit tv show, youre running the world, arent you . Hows it going . Trevor i have ethan hawke on my show so, yeah, im doing well. Im doing great. How you doing . Whats crazy is you are that guy. I grew up watching your movies, everything. Training day, i mean, boyhood, i mean, yeah, this is that moment for me. And this movie is really a beautiful story, a biopic about chet baker. I mean, i dont remember seeing you in a role quite this intense. Its a beautiful story, and you learned to play the trumpet as well. Well, you know, i didnt learn to play the trumpet like one of the great jazz trumpeters of all time, you know. Imasleed my way through it. To give you an example, i first started getting trumpet lessons and had a very simple task to kind of learn four or five songs. I had about four or five months to prepare. I went to two or three lessons and called the director and i just pleaded with him to push it a year, you know, that if he could give me trevor just to learn the trumpet . If he could give me a year, i promise i could do something okay, i promise. The trouble was, i went and told my trumpet teacher, i asked him what would happen, would the money people still be around, could we still do it . My trumpet teacher looked at me and said, if you waited eight years, you wouldnt be anywhere close. Like, trust me, youre so far behind, already. So i didnt learn to play. I did the singing and i worked hard on that. What i did was i kind of tried to learn these songs. And then you just turn up the music really loud, you know, and you play along and ignore your own sounds. Trevor its a really sad story as well. Its inspiring because chet baker had to relearn and i learned this story from the movie he had to relearn how to play the trumpet. Its a thing even a lot of jazz fans dont know, that he, you know, got beat up severely and lost call his teeth and had to relearn the trumpet, and people who play the trumpet know what losing your embouchure means. It means everything. Eth like a piano player getting their hands cut off or something. He had to start from scratch. Its really admiral because what was remarkable about him was that he was just a natural musician. He couldnt read music. Everything had come so easily to him in his life, and all of a sudden he had to work extremely marred. Trevor youre no stranger to working extremely hard. When you go into these roles, how much do you allow the role to consume you . Do you ever find yourself coming out of a funk after youve played this character for a while . Do you find you have chet baker in your now . Well, yes. I mean, that is the strangest thing about my job is youre dealing with your emotional life and, so, your body doesnt know that youre pretending, if that makes sense. Its difficult. Its the hardest thing. I like doing movies because i get to do that away from my family. My wife hates it. When i say im going to do macbeth on prodway here at home, shes, like, youre going to be home playing macbeth . So youre going to, like, kill a whole village and then come home to me . Cant you pick, like, a light comedy . Ill tell you one way too personal story is my wife we have a garbage can in our house trevor that sounds really personal. No, no trevor i dont know if thats like an actors thing, we have a garbage can in our house most people just throw the junk on the floor but we have a garbage can. laughter thats not the end of the store, pal. My wife leaves the garbage can in there because one day when i think i was late for a parentteacher conference when i was doing a play, i kicked the hell out of this garnl can. I went to town on this garbage can. I was so angry at this garbage can for making me i dont know why i thought it was responsible. But my wife refuses to get a new garbage can as a reminder in the kitchen for me to keep myself together, okay . So when im taking a role and stuff she says, and how is the garbage can going to feel about this role . laughter applause trevor born to be blue will be in select theaters friday. Ethan hawke, everybody cheers and applause mom, who is that . Hello who . These dresses are fantastic. Theyre old navy. Thanks. Old navy . its up to 50 off throughout the store. Oh i have to go, to old navy right now. pilot talking to tower on radio once you get out here. Theres just one direction. Forward. One time now. And theres just one sound. You and us. Together. Telling the world. 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