[gunfire] oops. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much, everybody, and thank you for tuning in. I couldnt be more excited. We have a great guest tonight. Rapper big sean is joining us, everybody cheers and applause but first, you know how some people say america is a wealthy country . No. Its not. What you are about to see is not part of an action movie, it is a new way to fight fires. Firefighters in dubai are using jet packs and jet skis to respond to waterside fires. Jet skis help them to avoid traffic and waterif you would jet packs help responders hover near the scene and put the fires out. laughter trevor thats how you know the price of oil is going back up. Thats just excessive. Awesome, but not something you would expect a professional Fire Department would do. Its something a rich spoiled kid would think of. Thats really something. Thats basically what dubai is, when you think about it, the veefa of places. This is only a great idea if your fire is next to the water. Thats the only time they can help you because now people will be calling the Fire Department saying, help, h help, my building is on fire the firefighter says, okay, can you bring your building to the river . We have something cool to show you, bring it down bring it down laughter if this isnt crazy enough, you should see their fire dogs. These people go all the way. laughter lets turn to a man whose whole job is to put out fires. New White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer, yet his job is more arguing the fire is working hard for the American People. laughter now, every single day since the inauguration, sean spicer has been on the front lines of Donald Trumps war against the media which, by the way, is not a normal thing. Keep reminding ourselves, its not a normal thing. Anyway, last night, donald trump said to congressional leaders that he Still Believes he would have won the p popular vote if millions wouldnt have voted illegally. And, so, like a firefighter in dubai laughter sean spicer flew into action. Does the president believe millions voted illegally in this election and what evidence do you have of widespread voter fraud in this election if thats the case . As i said, i think the president has believed that on while based on studies and information he has, and i think d i well see where we go from here. Trevor i and you know yeah sean spicer probably thinks he looks smooth like those firefighters in dubai but he ended up looking more like this guy. Fox 5 morning news starts right now cheers and applause laughter trevor oh i feel like thats the perfect metaphor for trumps presidency so far it starts right now laughter this is sean spicers job trump bleep , and hes the guy whos agreed to go out every day with the air freshener. By the way, not good air freshener. The air freshener that makes things worse. You know like when you walk in and smell the bleep and the air freshener. When you walk in the room and go, ahhh somebody took a bleep on old lemons whats going on in this room . laughter but who is sean spicer . Who is he . Well, well find out in todays installment of profiles in tremendousness. I have the most dedicated people. I have the best people. Trevor now, sean spicer in the middle of 2016, back when the Trump Campaign was like one of those buss in india, swerving all over the place, people getting thrown off, other people climbing on, stories of women being groped. audience reacts but spire spicer turned out to e dealing with the bias media his whole life. The New York Times had an article about his relationship with the media back to his college days when the College Newspaper referred to him as sean sphincter. laughter trevor college kids are mean, man, because spicer is not even close to sphincter. They just wanted to call him that. Sounds like a mascot for a medical school, lets go sphincters push push push push, yeah laughter and college nicknames stick with you for life. Yesterday one press reporter wouldnt let you go. A sphincter says what . What . A sphincter says what is this. What . Exactly. laughter even though hes nicknamed, other things you should know about sean spicer, used to serve in the navy and been in a five year war with dip and dots. For five years press Secretary Sean Spicer has had a public feud with dipin dots. Sean spicer criticized the ice cream, saying its not the ice cream of the future. Trevor thats one thing sean spicer is not lying about. Dippen dots are not the ice cream of the future, you know why . Because there is no ice cream in the future because the world is too hot because donald trump doesnt believe in change, going to gut carbon regulations and today hes signing an executive order slashing the Environmental Review process for all new development. Now i want ice cream cryin crying i want ice cream to badly hmm laughter but if there is one thing i was thinking about the ice cream. Sorry. laughter i really love ice cream. Sean spicer choose and swallows at least 35 pieces of orbitz cinnamon gum every day. Choose and swallows. Now, if thats true, thats horrifying. For orbitz gum. Because thats a huge dilemma. This famous dude is saying he uses your product but not in the way you want. You know, it would be like if mario ba tally is like kitchen aide spatulas are the best for sticking up your bleep laughter to me swaling 35 pieces of gum every day sounds dangerous but spicer is chill about it. He said, i talked to my doctor about it, he said its no problem. My first thought after hearing that is, okay, cool, but is your doctor Donald Trumps doctor by any chance . laughter actually, it really made me think, is it dangerous to chew and swallow 35 pieces of gum . To find out, i decided to test it myself on ronny chieng. cheers and applause whats up, buddy . Whats up . Trevor can you chew and swallow all of this gum . Okay. Trevor wait, wait. Dont you want to know what its about . Free gum is free gum. Trevor okay. Finish it backstage. Well check in with you later. Ronny chieng, everybody. 35 pieces of gum, just keep chewing the gum. Cheap chewing. Now were on the same page. Now that you know a bit about who sean spicer is, lets go back to yesterday when spicer marched his belly full of gum in front to have the press corps for his first press corps briefing. It wasnt his first. He came out saturday to lie about how many were at trumps inauguration. Alternative facts. Well keep it moving. Yesterday spicer took questions about the most important facts spacing america and the economy and whether the numbers are important in it. Likely simple, what is the average National Unemployment rate. The average . The overall. Whether or not we include the full im just asking you. The bureau of labor statistics. You accept nots a question of what i accept. Its 42 according to trump. Its not just a number to him. Hes not as focused on statistics as to whether or not the American People are doing better as a whole trevor well, wait, did he say unemployment isnt a number, its a feeling . This guy would be the first espn reporter ever. What a super bowl, jim, patriots, falcons, sports feeling good in america. Back to you in the studio laughter the Unemployment Rate is a number. Its 4. 7 , which is really low. The reason the Trump Administration wont say the actual unemployment number is because, if they do, in seven months, they wont be able to take credit for when it drops to 9 . But the most revealing part of yesterdays session is when spicer took the media to task for their coverage of the new administration. There is this constant theme to undercut the enormous support that he has and i think its just unbelievably frustrating when youre continually told its not big enough, its not good enough, you cant win. The default narrative is always negative, and its demoralizing. Trevor its so weird that after spending a year and a half watching donald trump bully his way to the white house, now that hes in power, all his team can do is complain about him getting bullied. Which reminds me, ronny, get back out here ronny cheers and applause and . I swallowed the gum and i feel fine. Trevor like completely fine . Yeah. Yeah, you need to lay off sean spicer. Just because he swallowed 35 pieces of gum doesnt mean anything weirds going to happen. laughter trevor ronny chieng, everybody well be right back roronny come on in. Pull up a chair. Gather round. 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The ratings are in, he tweets well. Well vision ratings just out, 31 Million People watched the inauguration. Great meeting at c. I. A. Headquarters yesterday, packed out, paid Great Respect to the washington longstanding ovations. Amazing people win. Merle merle one of the most overrated actresses in hollywood doesnt know me but attacked me last night at the golden globes, a hillary flunky who lost big. Trevor now thats not what trumps trash talk is supposed to sound like. For the next four years are we going to have reporters going, trump tweed, your mommas so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew, sad. laughter its like the police was covered by celine dejon, romantic but not correct. Even when anchors read them with personality, sometimes feels like the wrong personality. Happy new year to all including my many enemies and those who fought me and lost so badly they just dont know what to do, love. North korea just stated that it is in the final stages of developing a Nuclear Weapon capable of reaching parts of the u. S. It wont happen. Trevor now you see that last tweet is a perfectly example. That was a terrifying tweet about north Koreas Nuclear capabilities, but the part of the problem is in an australian accent it doesnt sound threatening. Were on the verge of a holocaust, mate, that will leave survivors poisoned, bleep ing up their hair. This is a real issue we have to grapple with. We at the daily show held our own auditions in the building to try to find the perfect voice to treed trumps tweets. Please enjoy. Ho, ho, ho, he he he sorry losers and hairs but my i. Q. Is one to have the highest and you all know it. Please dont feel so stupid and insecure. Its not your fault. Anna came to trump tower to ask me to meet with the editors, a friend. I am a very compassionate person with a very high i. 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My guest tonight is a platinumselling grammynominated hiphop artist whose new album is called i decided. Please welcome big sean cheers and applause welcome wow. Good crowd right there. Trevor oh, yeah, an amazing crowd cheers and applause the people love you, man. Youre doing a great job on this show, by the way. Trevor tour, i appreciate you. Im such a big fan. I have to hold myself from rapping lyrics. Do people come up and start rapping every single lyric you have . All the time. Trevor welcome to the show. Thanks for having me. Trevor congratulations on everything. First things first. Bounce back your new single went gold yesterday, so congratulations. Yes, very unexpected, too. Trevor i did want to ask you a serious question and i know this may be a little bit tense for some people, and i hope you wont hate me for asking it oh, boy. Trevor but in bounce back you rap last night you took an l which is not something many rappers would be open about. Right. Trevor you say i took an l but tonight i bounced back. Right. Trevor what ls have you taken recently in life, big sean . I feel like taking ls is a part of life. Its how you bounce back from them. But a recent l i took, though, i was on i was just on jimmy fallon. Trevor yeah. And my phone was ringing in ththe middle of me telling, lik, a really important story and the cameras were live so that was, like, for sure an l that i took was my phone ringing in the middle of an important interview. Trevor that sucks. That is an l. Trevor but tonight you bounced back. I bounced back. Trevor these lyrics, prophetic. Lets talk about the album, man. Its a beautiful album called i decided. What did you decide . I felt like my whole life my whole life has been you know, my whole life changed when i decided. Its been based off decisions right or wrong. Trevor right. So for the new album, i wanted to do something that showed a little growth. 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