Hardline, Rightwing Tea Party obstructionists against older ones. [laughter] its the subject tonight. A number of primary votes yesterday, foremost among them, kansas. Threeterm conservative senator thats not him pat roberts. Thats him. He risked defeat at the hands of his own real estate decision. The New York Times revealed he does not have a home address in kansas. His voting address in the state is on a Country Club Golf course. Roberts spent just a total of 97 days in the state of kansas between july 2011 and august 2013. Jon 97 days over im pretty sure there are individual tornadoes that have spent more time in kansas. Senator roberts, your defense . Why dont you live here, though . Every time i get an abone i mean, every time i get chance, im home. [audience reacts]. Jon truth is i only come to this [bleeped] hole when i have. To wow, that wasnt a freudian slip, that was a freudian stage dive. The only way that could have been more freudian is if roberts blurted out that he avoids the state because his hot mom lives there. [laughter] its going to be hard to go to sleep tonight. It seems like roberts is a goner. Hits only hope is his challenger, milton wolf, tea party raidologist, turns out to be some sort of twisted sociopath. Milton wolf issued a statement sunday admitting he made insensitive comments after posting some gruesome xray images of gunshot victims of his facebook page. [laughter] jon pat roberts, you are one lucky son of a bitch. Wolf wrote a gunfire victim resembled a wound alien in a terminator film. Jon thats [bleeped] outrageous. Forget about insensitivity. How do you elect a guy who thinks terminators are aliens . Theyre not. Theyre timetraveling cyborgs. They were made on earth in our future. Did you even see the [bleeped] movie . That is disqualifying. [applause] im sorry. Thankfully in a victory for nerds everywhere, senator roberts defeated mr. I cant be bothered with the details of cinemas greatestality future scifi series. From the primaries, we move on to the general election. And one of this years closest watched senate races in kentucky, named for its hills and mountains, and where 134yearold political tradition continues. 15 anyhow political activists, candidates and vote centers what is the most Unforgettable Campaign spectacle kentucky has to offer. The annual fancy farm picnic is under way. Jon fancy farm picnic, they dont serve fancy feast at this farm, do they . Because not they wouldnt love to see Mitch Mcconnell eating cat food from the mall, hashtag catconnelling, not sure thats going to catch on. The fancy farm is an fair where candidates are encouraged to roast each other from the podium. Lets hear from Allison Lundergan grimes, mcconnells opponent. When you see senator mcconnell on the same stage, you realize only one of us believe Women Deserve equal pay for equal work. If Mitch Mcconnell were a tv show, heed be mad men, treating women unfairly, stuck in 1968 and ending this season. Jon and always bumping out to end credit with an ironically upbeat song, and then previewing next week the tells you nothing and Mitch Mcconnell would air sundays at 10 00 on amc, but not now because theyre on a midseason hiatus, which is something amc does like with breaking bad. Anyway, my point is this Mitch Mcconnell is similar to that show. [laughter] but it wasnt grimes material that i liked, even though i did like it, it was senator mcconnells reactions to her material. Its not easy become Mitch Mcconnell. After three decades in washington, youve just given up. I will hold you accountable, and i dont need hound dogs to track you down. Thank you. [laughter] jon he doesnt even move. Not a single twitch. Nothing. Either Mitch Mcconnell has, through years long practice of controlled breathing and zen meditation achieved a deep, metabolism slowing transstate or that man is dead inside. Brother, shes ripping you to shreds. Blink. His reactions are so inscrutable, you could use them for anything. Whats in the box. Whats in the box . Oh, god. Jon or. Hey, everybody, were all going to get laid jon or, i sure would like the have sexual relations. [laughter] while following a golf match. Yep. Well, weve heard grimes throw down. Your move, mcconnell. Obama wouldnt go down to the border. He said he didnt like photo ops. Hes taken more selfies than flat stanley. [laughter] jon flat stanley doesnt take selfies. Flat stanley is a piece of paper. [laughter] mr. Stanley asks second parties to take those photos on his behalf. Theyre not selfies. What the [bleeped] is with you guys. Thank god kentuckys other senator rabid paul stopped by to restore some dignity to the proceedings. There once was a woman from kentucky. [laughter] jon if you say whose [bleeped] was so long she could sucky,ly make you the new president of the united states. There once was a woman from kentucky, who thought in politics shed be lucky. So she flew to l. A. For a hollywood bash. She came home in a flash with buckets of cash. One thing that we know is true, one thing we know is guaranteed, shed cast her first vote for harry reid. Jon there once was a man named rand paul. His limerick skills sucked my balls. His coif was so curly, his prose made me surly, balls, balls, balls, balls. Hey, i wonder how senator mcconnell liked my poem. [laughter] well be right back. Excuse me. Can you tell me where ah no problem roller skates. So you are going to want to palm tree the fish until the second seahorse on your tea pot, then you should be light bulbs. Let your random side out with new wonka randoms. Im mma champ, chuck liddell. And i st. Uhh uhh just like duralast brakes. They stop anything tires screech duralast, proven tough. Get in the zone autozone. So i get invited to quite a few family gatherings. Heck, i saved judith here a fortune with discounts like safe driver, multicar, paperless. You make a mighty fine missus, mlady. Im not saying marks thrifty. Lets just say, i saved him 519, and it certainly didnt go toward that ring. Am i right . [ laughs ] [ dance music playing ] so visit progressive. Com today. I call this one the robox. Hey pal . You ready . Can you pick me up at 6 30 . Ah. boy im here im here cop too late. I was gone for five minutes ugh move it. Youre killing me. You know what, dad . Im good. dad it may be quite a while before hes ready, but our Subaru Legacy will be waiting for him. vo the longestlasting midsize sedan in its class. Introducing the allnew Subaru Legacy. Its not just a sedan. Its a subaru. [cheering and applause] jon welcome back. Welcome back to the program. My guest tonight, theyre celebrating their 20th anniversary with a new album called a better tomorrow. Its due out in november. Ladies and gentlemen, wutang clan. Wutang clan. Hey, everybody. Everybody. Yeah. First of all, let me say this, it is an honor to have all of you together again. This is historic. I truly appreciate it. Much respect to all of youing if being here. Lets get a quick intro. Ghost face. Staten island, new york. Bobby digital, bonk, bonk. Inspectah deck, aka manny. The shep. Killah hill. Meth oodd man up in there. You know. Yeah, yeah, you big, you god. Yo, yo, its the jizer. East new york, brooklyn. Jordan klepper, kalamazoo, michigan. Jon im sorry. I got all those. But that last one i didnt. Jordan klepper, kalamazoo. Jon youre in wutang . Jon, yeah. Cant decide why i be dropping this possibly they spotted me, jon come on. Jon that may be the worst thing i ever heard. You got to go. No wutang forever . Jon no. That was beautiful. All right. Let me ask you this so simon and garfunkel couldnt hold two guys together. How did this happen . How do we come back 20 years later and get everybody back together again . Well, i think we are all striving for a better tomorrow. Wutang, we have something in common with each other, a brotherhood, a respect, and when we say a better tomorrow, were striving to make a better tomorrow for ourselves, but also to inspire a better tomorrow for the world, yo. Jon how difficult was it to gather everybody . What was the biggest challenge, creative, business or political . What was the biggest challenge . Chef . Jon or was chef the biggest challenge. I would say its all of these things because, you know, we trailblazers in the music business. We been around the world. You know, were doing our job. I consider this a sport. So, you know, i think its important as an athlete of music to make sure that you got your business together, make sure you feel happy, whatever you want to do, you just got to feel good about it and know that at the end of the day you got your is dotted, your ts crossed. We have families. We go out and work for our families. Jon right. My thing is if im not going to see my children and im out here doing a job, i think its important for me to go out there and do what i say im going to do, get back home to them and hit up disneyland. Jon exactly. Be santa claus. Now, ghost, i was worried that we werent going to have ghost, came in a little late. Youre the heart. Youre an emotional guy. You bring it from the heart. Did you have reservations about coming back and laying down things . I mean, this is my life right here. You know what i mean . So this is my brotherhood. So we been tight ever since day one. You know what i mean . So as soon as he said, we coming back to do a better tomorrow, im always with it. Even though sometimes you got your little, you know, because im one that likes for everything to be right, you know what i mean, from the stage show, to the wardrobes and everything and everybody be on point. If one thing is off, it throws me off, but for the team, ill take one for the team. I dont got a problem with that. Jon it seems like no matter what is going on in your lives individually, because youre all successful on an individual basis, which i dont think has ever happened before where you get a group like this where you have all these individual projects, then as a group you have that superstar status. Is that how you feel when they say were family, when the call comes in, you drop it and you come . Absolutely. From. I think weve been so blessed to have the same job for like the past 20, 21 years, you know what i mean, and not hurt nobody doing it. And like soon as we came together for one common cause, we knew that what we were doing was Something Different and something great and it showed improvement in the end. Jon and its always interesting to see the whole group. I know dirtys always on the mind. You keep him in your hearts as you go along. Jon who do we got . What do we got . Oh, you know im going to sleep in this. I may have to put this on now. When we come back, historic performance from the wutang clan. Well be right back after this. Student i dont want to just be a student, i want to do it all. Blue shirt well you can with these 2in1s. They have a powerful intel processor inside which allows them to be both a laptop and a tablet. Student and lightning. Fencing coach see right here, youve got to make the attack. Vo save 100 on select hp 2in1s. Best buy americas back to school techfitter. Excuse me. Can you tell me where ah no problem roller skates. So you are going to want to palm tree the fish until the second seahorse on your tea pot, then you should be light bulbs. Let your random side out with new wonka randoms. [cheering and applause] jon welcome back to the show. Now, performing their new single, ron o neal. Its going to be available on imtunes tonight, welcome wutang clan. We can have a better tomorrow superstar coach put me in the game other people try put me in chains put it in the frame put it in their brain some rappers do it for shame so do it for some change they aint doing it the same the shooter is lame you never should have knew me in the game the lord hate warring blacks and caucasians slim from the cotton club walks in the scrub high when he cruises by flying with love a. 38 smothered with love we believe that [cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] w you want to save money on Car Insurance . No problem. You want to save money on rv insurance . No problem. 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Delicious subway is bringin big barbecue flavor with the sweet and smoky applewood pulled pork, slowcooked to tender perfection. Summers gotta have it sub. Subway. Eat fresh. Sweet barbecue steve. Sweet shorts sally. Jon wutang clan. Theyre on tour. Now new single ron os in neal available on i. Tunes at midnight tonight. Theyre going to play us out with triumph. Everybody say Wu Tang Wu Tang wu tang. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen StephenStephen StephenStephen StephenStephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Mwa folks i cant stop these people. I cant stop them. cheers and applause . Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, weve got a big show to do. Folks, weve got a big show to do. I know. I would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. cheers these people are locked and loaded. Folks, speaking of which, you know im a proud supporter of the second amendment. I consider it first among amendments that arent the first one. laughter these days we gun advocates are being treated like common crim nalz. A 54yearold Research Doctor arrested after he entered an airport terminal carrying an Assault Rifle. Dr. Peter steinmetz was carrying an ar15 over his shoulder when he was taken into custody last week. He told police he visited the airport to simply buy a cup of coffee. laughter stephen, of course. You gotta go to the airport for coffee. Airports are to coffee as bus stations are to nachos. laughter and, yes, steinmetz may have pointed an ar15 Assault Rifle in the direction of a mother and her teenaged daughter, so obviously were not looking at a brain surgeon here. Hes technically a top