Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 2015

Lets look at a clip from sundays oscars, i think it will give us a good concept. It is our time to have Wage Equality once and for all. And equal rights for women in the United States of america. Larry okay now that is an issue that people are very familiar with you know women arent making as much as men but you might not know this part of it. Lets play this. When you talk about the issue of equal pay were especially suffering, the wage gap with white women is 78 cents to the dollar for black women its 46 cents to the dollar. Larry i will start with you because you talked about this. Is this a real number . What is the origin of this . How do we even get there. Right, we need to think about this historically. So i will just choose the new deal with fdr right. Larry thats going back too far. Coy go back. You were making i could go back even further but lets take fdr had to make concessions with white southerners so he excluded black domestics, so if you exclude black domestics to make the new deal happen we know over time there is a lack of wealth that has been able to be built because decade after decade black women in particular were paid less and we know when she says women she means white women. She said later on something about women of color. But she did suggest that if black men made 1. 36 than black women would be paging a dollar. No she didnt suggest that im paging that up patricia arquette. Larry do you think the combination of black and women make this is that the Biggest Issue to advancement in the workforce for you, that combination or is just a women thing. No its definitely an africanamerican thing and its being a female as well. I mean its just like a woman said in the clip. s dealing with the same issues that a lot of black men deal with advancing in the workplace and were also dealing with a lot of issues that women deal with advancing in the workplace. I mean hi a white manager tell me one time that he was afraid of me. And anybody who knows me i mean im not i dont, you know come in with a gun or you know with gang signs or anything like that im just you know a typical black girl. And she told me she was afraid of me because im a strong woman im opinionated and i say what i feel needs to be saidment but that is the environment in the media. Everybody does that. Right. But she was afraid of me. applause larry wow. I want to show another clip because this is something that i always heard from my parents. Lets show this and i want to talk about it. You have to be what . What . Twice as good. Twice add good as them to get half what they have. Larry now a lot of you ladies may not be familiar with that show, okay. Its called scandal. You may not be watching it. Now issa you work like four times as hard as anybody i know. Are you getting close to half . If i were a white guy i would be i would rule this world right now. Im in the lying. Like i would have i would have been at the oscars, i would have been hosting. Larry as an entrepreneur do you think that, are you making a web series. I am, but i feel like ive had to go the untraditional route because i tried to break in mainstream mediawise and ive been shut out. Ive been told i dont have an audience and i feel like the internet has allowed me to find that niche audience. Larry do you feel like its a disability. I feel like were not on the radar of executives who happen to be white men. If you are not in the circle you know its kind of an Old Boys Network and if you are not in that circle they tend to hire who they know and are familiar with. And thats the thing. You have a conversation you dont talk about were if the going to bring that up in a conversation were not talking about hockey and golf. There are code words about people feel uncomfortable as an academic i get that too. They are afraid. Larry why are they afraid . What are they think going to happen . These are code words. These are code words that we know exist in all different occupations. Larry uhhuh. Its funny Charles Sandberg had that phrase lean in be more assertive. Do you think like i am right now sorry. Larry is there a thing that black women might be penalized for that in the workplace. I feel like whenever we assert our ef ourselves there is always the bitch factor or difficult. Larry well get to that. Were too per pro miss coup is. Im definitely promiscuous. I try to be but yeah its a problem. Its like oh look at what shes wearing. Who is she trying to get. Trying to get my white man. I am absolutely trying to get your white man. laughter larry youre trying to get their white man. Absolutely. Larry is there a problem with not wanting to seem too angry . Is that like are you always trying to check yourself. Yeah because after that woman the manager told me that she was afraid of me i did have to kind of say what am i doing to make her feel afraid. Talking. Just being myself. Because sandberg came up with this lean in thing. Black women weve been leaning in forever. The problem is that no one is letting us advance. Right. For leaning in weve been leaning in, but we dont advance for that. applause we get pushed back. Larry marina have you found that you have to work twice as hard, do you have to work twice as hard as carrot top just to get wow, i hope i am working at least a little harder than carrot top. But yeah, i do feel like my funny has to be undeniable. Like jones is a great example of a very hilarious woman. It took her a long time to even be recognized. And so its like yeah, you have to be undeniable on stage. And lesley said the community, when are you on stage people are looking for you to represent black people and thats a lot of pressure. Larry . They are going to shut up about it. Larry i want to talk about more of this in terms of relationships and how it plays out. Well be right back and get more into this conversation. cheers and applause ah come on lets hide in the attic. No. In the basement. Why cant we just get in the running car . Are you crazy . Lets hide behind the chainsaws. Smart. Yeah. Ok. If youre in a horror movie, you make poor decisions. Its what you do. This was a good idea. Shhhh. Be quiet. Im being quiet. Youre breathing on me if you want to save fifteen percent or more on Car Insurance you switch to geico. Its what you do. Head for the cemetery go to www. Trycrunchyroll. Com to start your free trial today. Its the candy bar thats too hot for tv in all its naked glory; stripped of chocolate, with nothing but salty roasted peanuts on soft sweet caramel. A payday bar will get you through your day. Expose yourself to payday. Larry welcome welcome back. I want to get more into relationships and the unique challenges that black women may face. Here is another clip want to show. I am a cousin who i said couldnt marry. Couldnt keep his in his pants expect with a quite woman then the fool goes and kills the white woman. Larry apologize forshowing these obscure clips that is from how to get away with murderment i dont know if you have seen this. Another one of these bro shows. But talk about interracial dating. I want to say, you brought this up you have some funny things to say about this. Do you feel it is a unique challenge as a black woman in dating. I say that black women and asian men are at the bottom of the dating totem pole. Its true. Like ask around. Larry the dating totem pole. Were at the bottom. Go to match. Com go to any one, the least chosen is. Larry people say that. They tell you the statistics but the more educated the black woman tend to go, and this is speaking from my own Colleague Experience my friends my girlfriends and i will find that the guys, the pool of guys is so limited. And it was they knew that they were educated. They werent in jail, they didnt have kids we have options so it works for us. And that made it unappealing. So we tend to either you know. Larry feel isolated. Feel isolated and feel discouraged from pursuing i guess black love and. Larry you have been pretty public about your dating travails. Yes, i have been larry. Larry and you are an edmakated woman, as they say. What are some of the obstacles from your point of view on this. With dating interracially . Larry yeah. I for me, i think the numbers for match. Com are kind of skewed because i think a lot of black people dont go there so they are polling people that arent necessarily showing up. You know, because i love that people can shows scandal and how to get away with murder and black women are dating interracially and very desired. Its a business. Putting us out there as attractive. Putting us out there as attractive. And i dont think we ever were not attractive. Larry do you feel like there is a small pool of candidates, if you want to stay within your race . I do. I do. I feel like quality you know, and i have standards. People want to say that im picky but i have standards. And i think finding a and i think theres nothing wrong with that. But i think finding a quality black man is like finding a 100 on the sidewalk in midtown manhattan. If its there its not going to stay there long. I will give a quick example. Larry okay because the black men now are on twitter. Hi a girlfriend call me said this guy i went to college w he is a doctor, just got divorced. I want to hook you up. I am going to do some and try to get in touch. I said no, no, call now. And she was like well ill call him later in the week. Larry you didnt want that 100 bill to blow away. She said all right all right call him now. Called me and called him back and said hes already that is hilarious. You make jokes about dating white guys, do you get paid for that . Well, yeah im on youtube you go and see it. And i talk about dating white men and its not like im excluding dating black men but for some reason, they focus in on that i dont want to date black men. Like my younger white boy friend that im currently seeing is always saying. Larry i like how she put in, my younger emphasis on younger. I was going to say to you if you want just go young. Because you can raise them and mate them. Larry i want to hear that you are married both you and your husband have ph. Ds but are you sitting here braggy and gloaty. She is the envy of the group. No you about i will say this i just i want to make sure people dont think that black men are uni corns either. Larry exactly. There are plenty. Larry thank you. I am not going to say a plethora but there are some you know and maybe my thought process when good black men. Listen everyone comes with some everyone comes with some assembly required. Im not saying great. Just sometimes it can be a few batteries here and there. Sometimes it is a model airplane kit with no instructions. And it depends on what you feel you want to do. Like and how much effort you want to put it into it. Larry do you think it makes a difference saying i dont think there is anything wrong with somebody wanting to date or be with someone like you, unless you are white and then its racist. I will confess that i have i have seen like black men and friends of mine we have been guilty of seeing black men date outside your race and. Larry you guys give black men a hard time. Black men give black women a hard time. There are black men that wont see scandal because of that. Because Kerry Washington character is involved with a white man. Larry now im never watching it. When i see a black woman with a white man or with someone outside the race i tend to be like girl, you get it. I know you tried. I will say this though, we have to also again, think historically, we know as a fact that in this country black boys in third grade thats when teachers start to fear them and they detract and all of a sudden they are a threat to their teacher a classmate and so were starting this at a really young age. Larry there is a whole lot of social logical reasonsing especially when you are talking about class. You are talking about education. Some people never get to be candidates. And that sort of thing. And thats a much longer conversation. But i will come back to the whole does that touch a nerve. Sure does. Larry why does that touch a nerve. Because who is saying it. Frostiness goes with the attitude that they say black women have. And its really in the eye of the beholder, right. Right. The reason you say a black woman has an attitude or is bossy is probably because youve done something wrong okay. laughter larry. Larry marina. Larry its like when much blacker when she is talking about that than talking about her white boyfriend. People want to look at black women and say we are bossi. But in actuality, we have vision. And we see things, like my bossiness, to you im being bossi but im just trying to give you help about something that you dont think you need help about. So you think you dont want that help im just trying to help you. Larry thats not bossiness. Thats what you think it is bossi. The reason why bossi strikes us differently because as someone who has to advocate for herself constantly right in the white supremacist country black society and two bossi is one of these words where if are you educated and are you black and articulate and it is one of those words that it is a black handed articulate is a backhanded compliment. Larry the fact of the mat certificate we all know the black families are falling part for many reasons women had to take the lead. Had to be assertive. I dont think black women should be penalized for that i get the last word on that right. Well be right back. The road. It can bring out the worst in people. But the mclass scans for danger. Corrects for lane drifting. And if necessary, it will even brake all by itself. It is a luxury suv engineered to get you there and back safely. For tomorrow is another fight. The 2015 mclass. See your authorized dealer for exceptional offers through mercedesbenz financial services. Go to www. Trycrunchyroll. Com to start your free trial today. It was the best day [ laughing ] yeah it was the best day it was the best day yeah it was the best day cause of you we make a great pair. [echoing] great pair. Huh . Progressive and the Great Outdoors we make a great pair. Right. Totally. Uh, thats what i was thinking. Hmm. Covering the things that make the outdoors great. Now, thats progressive. Call or click today. After a trip to their local autozone for parts and some helpful advice. Bernie and jose were ready to knuckle down to tackle a much needed brake job. This shot in the arm made bernie and jose feel like they could muscle through, anything. Its called the zone and well help get you there. Get in the zone, autozone. Larry okay. Welcome back. Its time for the segment we like to call keep it all you people that dont know that express means keep if 100 real, right. Now tonight i dont know what happened but we asked we were doing the black women panel keep it 64 apologize for that. I didnt know i talked to the factory. I made have to apologize, we have to keep it 100 were good. Just wanted to say that i have your guys back i want you to know that. I called the keep it 100 immediately. Youre like hes such a erck. Christina this is your question, all right. You can have, choose one Wage Equality for all black people or for all women. Which group do you choose and why . Black people. Larry black people. That was unequivocal keeping it 100. Youre clear about that. Yes. Larry why . Because historical inequitiesment but i think. Larry women have suffered all along. But we know that people take care of people and i think white women will always be protected. Larry but women includes you. Well maybe im guilty of you know. Larry maybe you forgot the fact that no, no, no. I am no, i am unapologetically love black people and i think that it. Larry got it. Marina, you have the opportunity to live for a whole month as a black man t a white man or a white woman. A white man. Larry oh. White man. So easy. Larry and would you want to stay that way . Yes. Larry yeah. Well yes. The is aging part is pretty bad actually. Larry this is going to be our okay. All right. Issa your white coworker is describing you would you rather have them describes awe as sassy or articulate and you have to choose one. And then thats what you are known as for from now on. Im going to go with articulate. I would rather choose. Larry you dont want to be sassy. I have to be seen as smart even if there are occasions were lowered at the end of the day its fine. An once they meet you they will see are you sassy anyway. Shes so sassy articulate. Larry okay jacque, this is yours. Earth is about to explode okay. This is based on science. Okay. You have secured a spot on the only rocket ship that will escape to another habitable planet. You are eve it will be your job to begin a new civilization. But you can only take one man with you. And you must choose between these three candidates okay. You have to choose one jacque. Okay. An ugly overweight black guy who has your same interests okay. Or a dumb but hot white guy who wants to lift weights. Or a hardworking mexican guy who knows how to build stuff but cant speak a word of english. Without dow choose . What was the first one again . Larry . I would choose the first one. Larry you would choose because we can work out i can get him to lose weight, we can learn things together. Larry once your raises are gone like that. I would choose the first one because i would rather spend what time we had an beyond that with someone who had common interests, with someone i can converse with and. Larry we keeping that 100 . Yes, yes, yes larry all right. Anybody else im choosing the mexican, i dont know about you. Im choosing the mexican. Larry well be right back. Hey i like your ride. I just wanted to let you know. You can save a ton by switching to progressive, just like squirrel here. We offer great discounts like responsible rider paid in full, and homeowners. Making us number one in motorcycle insurance. Isnt this romantic. It was. Going the distance to save you more. Now, thats progressive. Go to www. Trycrunchyroll. Com to start your free trial today. The precision blades are the same. But shaving never will be. Fusion proglide rebuilt with flexball technology. Makes maximum contact over tricky contours and gets virtually every hair. Proglide blades improved by flexball technology. 1 refill gets you up to 1 month of shaves. Gillette the best a man can get. Larry thats all the time we have for tonight. I want to thank our panelist issa rae Christina Greer jacque reid and marina franklin. Now it is time for me to keep it 100. If you could combine oh my god three black women to make the perfect woman for you, who would you pick . You mean like three famous black women . Oh man. You guys should have given me in earlier, i have to think about that. Im going to choose four the women on our panel el ha, ha, ha. There you go. We have a special guest lined up for monday, new york city mayor bill de blasio is going to be here. I have a lot of questions for him but i want questions for you too. So whatever you want to ask the mayor, i want you to tweet the question you want me to ask him, okay work the hashtag keep it 100. Till then good nightly, everyone. Im going down to south park, gonna have myself a time Wage Equality<\/a> once and for all. And equal rights for women in the United States<\/a> of america. Larry okay now that is an issue that people are very familiar with you know women arent making as much as men but you might not know this part of it. Lets play this. When you talk about the issue of equal pay were especially suffering, the wage gap with white women is 78 cents to the dollar for black women its 46 cents to the dollar. Larry i will start with you because you talked about this. Is this a real number . What is the origin of this . How do we even get there. Right, we need to think about this historically. So i will just choose the new deal with fdr right. Larry thats going back too far. Coy go back. You were making i could go back even further but lets take fdr had to make concessions with white southerners so he excluded black domestics, so if you exclude black domestics to make the new deal happen we know over time there is a lack of wealth that has been able to be built because decade after decade black women in particular were paid less and we know when she says women she means white women. She said later on something about women of color. But she did suggest that if black men made 1. 36 than black women would be paging a dollar. No she didnt suggest that im paging that up patricia arquette. Larry do you think the combination of black and women make this is that the Biggest Issue<\/a> to advancement in the workforce for you, that combination or is just a women thing. No its definitely an africanamerican thing and its being a female as well. I mean its just like a woman said in the clip. s dealing with the same issues that a lot of black men deal with advancing in the workplace and were also dealing with a lot of issues that women deal with advancing in the workplace. I mean hi a white manager tell me one time that he was afraid of me. And anybody who knows me i mean im not i dont, you know come in with a gun or you know with gang signs or anything like that im just you know a typical black girl. And she told me she was afraid of me because im a strong woman im opinionated and i say what i feel needs to be saidment but that is the environment in the media. Everybody does that. Right. But she was afraid of me. applause larry wow. I want to show another clip because this is something that i always heard from my parents. Lets show this and i want to talk about it. You have to be what . What . Twice as good. Twice add good as them to get half what they have. Larry now a lot of you ladies may not be familiar with that show, okay. Its called scandal. You may not be watching it. Now issa you work like four times as hard as anybody i know. Are you getting close to half . If i were a white guy i would be i would rule this world right now. Im in the lying. Like i would have i would have been at the oscars, i would have been hosting. Larry as an entrepreneur do you think that, are you making a web series. I am, but i feel like ive had to go the untraditional route because i tried to break in mainstream mediawise and ive been shut out. Ive been told i dont have an audience and i feel like the internet has allowed me to find that niche audience. Larry do you feel like its a disability. I feel like were not on the radar of executives who happen to be white men. If you are not in the circle you know its kind of an Old Boys Network<\/a> and if you are not in that circle they tend to hire who they know and are familiar with. And thats the thing. You have a conversation you dont talk about were if the going to bring that up in a conversation were not talking about hockey and golf. There are code words about people feel uncomfortable as an academic i get that too. They are afraid. Larry why are they afraid . What are they think going to happen . These are code words. These are code words that we know exist in all different occupations. Larry uhhuh. Its funny Charles Sandberg<\/a> had that phrase lean in be more assertive. Do you think like i am right now sorry. Larry is there a thing that black women might be penalized for that in the workplace. I feel like whenever we assert our ef ourselves there is always the bitch factor or difficult. Larry well get to that. Were too per pro miss coup is. Im definitely promiscuous. I try to be but yeah its a problem. Its like oh look at what shes wearing. Who is she trying to get. Trying to get my white man. I am absolutely trying to get your white man. laughter larry youre trying to get their white man. Absolutely. Larry is there a problem with not wanting to seem too angry . Is that like are you always trying to check yourself. Yeah because after that woman the manager told me that she was afraid of me i did have to kind of say what am i doing to make her feel afraid. Talking. Just being myself. Because sandberg came up with this lean in thing. Black women weve been leaning in forever. The problem is that no one is letting us advance. Right. For leaning in weve been leaning in, but we dont advance for that. applause we get pushed back. Larry marina have you found that you have to work twice as hard, do you have to work twice as hard as carrot top just to get wow, i hope i am working at least a little harder than carrot top. But yeah, i do feel like my funny has to be undeniable. Like jones is a great example of a very hilarious woman. It took her a long time to even be recognized. And so its like yeah, you have to be undeniable on stage. And lesley said the community, when are you on stage people are looking for you to represent black people and thats a lot of pressure. Larry . They are going to shut up about it. Larry i want to talk about more of this in terms of relationships and how it plays out. Well be right back and get more into this conversation. cheers and applause ah come on lets hide in the attic. No. In the basement. Why cant we just get in the running car . Are you crazy . Lets hide behind the chainsaws. Smart. Yeah. Ok. If youre in a horror movie, you make poor decisions. Its what you do. This was a good idea. Shhhh. Be quiet. Im being quiet. Youre breathing on me if you want to save fifteen percent or more on Car Insurance<\/a> you switch to geico. Its what you do. Head for the cemetery go to www. Trycrunchyroll. Com to start your free trial today. Its the candy bar thats too hot for tv in all its naked glory; stripped of chocolate, with nothing but salty roasted peanuts on soft sweet caramel. A payday bar will get you through your day. Expose yourself to payday. Larry welcome welcome back. I want to get more into relationships and the unique challenges that black women may face. Here is another clip want to show. I am a cousin who i said couldnt marry. Couldnt keep his in his pants expect with a quite woman then the fool goes and kills the white woman. Larry apologize forshowing these obscure clips that is from how to get away with murderment i dont know if you have seen this. Another one of these bro shows. But talk about interracial dating. I want to say, you brought this up you have some funny things to say about this. Do you feel it is a unique challenge as a black woman in dating. I say that black women and asian men are at the bottom of the dating totem pole. Its true. Like ask around. Larry the dating totem pole. Were at the bottom. Go to match. Com go to any one, the least chosen is. Larry people say that. They tell you the statistics but the more educated the black woman tend to go, and this is speaking from my own Colleague Experience<\/a> my friends my girlfriends and i will find that the guys, the pool of guys is so limited. And it was they knew that they were educated. They werent in jail, they didnt have kids we have options so it works for us. And that made it unappealing. So we tend to either you know. Larry feel isolated. Feel isolated and feel discouraged from pursuing i guess black love and. Larry you have been pretty public about your dating travails. Yes, i have been larry. Larry and you are an edmakated woman, as they say. What are some of the obstacles from your point of view on this. With dating interracially . Larry yeah. I for me, i think the numbers for match. Com are kind of skewed because i think a lot of black people dont go there so they are polling people that arent necessarily showing up. You know, because i love that people can shows scandal and how to get away with murder and black women are dating interracially and very desired. Its a business. Putting us out there as attractive. Putting us out there as attractive. And i dont think we ever were not attractive. Larry do you feel like there is a small pool of candidates, if you want to stay within your race . I do. I do. I feel like quality you know, and i have standards. People want to say that im picky but i have standards. And i think finding a and i think theres nothing wrong with that. But i think finding a quality black man is like finding a 100 on the sidewalk in midtown manhattan. If its there its not going to stay there long. I will give a quick example. Larry okay because the black men now are on twitter. Hi a girlfriend call me said this guy i went to college w he is a doctor, just got divorced. I want to hook you up. I am going to do some and try to get in touch. I said no, no, call now. And she was like well ill call him later in the week. Larry you didnt want that 100 bill to blow away. She said all right all right call him now. Called me and called him back and said hes already that is hilarious. You make jokes about dating white guys, do you get paid for that . Well, yeah im on youtube you go and see it. And i talk about dating white men and its not like im excluding dating black men but for some reason, they focus in on that i dont want to date black men. Like my younger white boy friend that im currently seeing is always saying. Larry i like how she put in, my younger emphasis on younger. I was going to say to you if you want just go young. Because you can raise them and mate them. Larry i want to hear that you are married both you and your husband have ph. Ds but are you sitting here braggy and gloaty. She is the envy of the group. No you about i will say this i just i want to make sure people dont think that black men are uni corns either. Larry exactly. There are plenty. Larry thank you. I am not going to say a plethora but there are some you know and maybe my thought process when good black men. Listen everyone comes with some everyone comes with some assembly required. Im not saying great. Just sometimes it can be a few batteries here and there. Sometimes it is a model airplane kit with no instructions. And it depends on what you feel you want to do. Like and how much effort you want to put it into it. Larry do you think it makes a difference saying i dont think there is anything wrong with somebody wanting to date or be with someone like you, unless you are white and then its racist. I will confess that i have i have seen like black men and friends of mine we have been guilty of seeing black men date outside your race and. Larry you guys give black men a hard time. Black men give black women a hard time. There are black men that wont see scandal because of that. Because Kerry Washington<\/a> character is involved with a white man. Larry now im never watching it. When i see a black woman with a white man or with someone outside the race i tend to be like girl, you get it. I know you tried. I will say this though, we have to also again, think historically, we know as a fact that in this country black boys in third grade thats when teachers start to fear them and they detract and all of a sudden they are a threat to their teacher a classmate and so were starting this at a really young age. Larry there is a whole lot of social logical reasonsing especially when you are talking about class. You are talking about education. Some people never get to be candidates. And that sort of thing. And thats a much longer conversation. But i will come back to the whole does that touch a nerve. Sure does. Larry why does that touch a nerve. Because who is saying it. Frostiness goes with the attitude that they say black women have. And its really in the eye of the beholder, right. Right. The reason you say a black woman has an attitude or is bossy is probably because youve done something wrong okay. laughter larry. Larry marina. Larry its like when much blacker when she is talking about that than talking about her white boyfriend. People want to look at black women and say we are bossi. But in actuality, we have vision. And we see things, like my bossiness, to you im being bossi but im just trying to give you help about something that you dont think you need help about. So you think you dont want that help im just trying to help you. Larry thats not bossiness. Thats what you think it is bossi. The reason why bossi strikes us differently because as someone who has to advocate for herself constantly right in the white supremacist country black society and two bossi is one of these words where if are you educated and are you black and articulate and it is one of those words that it is a black handed articulate is a backhanded compliment. Larry the fact of the mat certificate we all know the black families are falling part for many reasons women had to take the lead. Had to be assertive. I dont think black women should be penalized for that i get the last word on that right. Well be right back. The road. It can bring out the worst in people. But the mclass scans for danger. Corrects for lane drifting. And if necessary, it will even brake all by itself. It is a luxury suv engineered to get you there and back safely. For tomorrow is another fight. The 2015 mclass. See your authorized dealer for exceptional offers through mercedesbenz financial services. Go to www. Trycrunchyroll. Com to start your free trial today. It was the best day [ laughing ] yeah it was the best day it was the best day yeah it was the best day cause of you we make a great pair. [echoing] great pair. Huh . Progressive and the Great Outdoors<\/a> we make a great pair. Right. Totally. Uh, thats what i was thinking. Hmm. Covering the things that make the outdoors great. Now, thats progressive. Call or click today. After a trip to their local autozone for parts and some helpful advice. Bernie and jose were ready to knuckle down to tackle a much needed brake job. This shot in the arm made bernie and jose feel like they could muscle through, anything. Its called the zone and well help get you there. Get in the zone, autozone. Larry okay. Welcome back. Its time for the segment we like to call keep it all you people that dont know that express means keep if 100 real, right. Now tonight i dont know what happened but we asked we were doing the black women panel keep it 64 apologize for that. I didnt know i talked to the factory. I made have to apologize, we have to keep it 100 were good. Just wanted to say that i have your guys back i want you to know that. I called the keep it 100 immediately. Youre like hes such a erck. Christina this is your question, all right. You can have, choose one Wage Equality<\/a> for all black people or for all women. Which group do you choose and why . Black people. Larry black people. That was unequivocal keeping it 100. Youre clear about that. Yes. Larry why . Because historical inequitiesment but i think. Larry women have suffered all along. But we know that people take care of people and i think white women will always be protected. Larry but women includes you. Well maybe im guilty of you know. Larry maybe you forgot the fact that no, no, no. I am no, i am unapologetically love black people and i think that it. Larry got it. Marina, you have the opportunity to live for a whole month as a black man t a white man or a white woman. A white man. Larry oh. White man. So easy. Larry and would you want to stay that way . Yes. Larry yeah. Well yes. The is aging part is pretty bad actually. Larry this is going to be our okay. All right. Issa your white coworker is describing you would you rather have them describes awe as sassy or articulate and you have to choose one. And then thats what you are known as for from now on. Im going to go with articulate. I would rather choose. Larry you dont want to be sassy. I have to be seen as smart even if there are occasions were lowered at the end of the day its fine. An once they meet you they will see are you sassy anyway. Shes so sassy articulate. Larry okay jacque, this is yours. Earth is about to explode okay. This is based on science. Okay. You have secured a spot on the only rocket ship that will escape to another habitable planet. You are eve it will be your job to begin a new civilization. But you can only take one man with you. And you must choose between these three candidates okay. You have to choose one jacque. Okay. An ugly overweight black guy who has your same interests okay. Or a dumb but hot white guy who wants to lift weights. Or a hardworking mexican guy who knows how to build stuff but cant speak a word of english. Without dow choose . What was the first one again . Larry . I would choose the first one. Larry you would choose because we can work out i can get him to lose weight, we can learn things together. Larry once your raises are gone like that. I would choose the first one because i would rather spend what time we had an beyond that with someone who had common interests, with someone i can converse with and. Larry we keeping that 100 . Yes, yes, yes larry all right. Anybody else im choosing the mexican, i dont know about you. Im choosing the mexican. Larry well be right back. Hey i like your ride. I just wanted to let you know. You can save a ton by switching to progressive, just like squirrel here. We offer great discounts like responsible rider paid in full, and homeowners. Making us number one in motorcycle insurance. Isnt this romantic. It was. Going the distance to save you more. Now, thats progressive. Go to www. Trycrunchyroll. Com to start your free trial today. The precision blades are the same. But shaving never will be. Fusion proglide rebuilt with flexball technology. Makes maximum contact over tricky contours and gets virtually every hair. Proglide blades improved by flexball technology. 1 refill gets you up to 1 month of shaves. Gillette the best a man can get. Larry thats all the time we have for tonight. I want to thank our panelist issa rae Christina Greer<\/a> jacque reid and marina franklin. Now it is time for me to keep it 100. If you could combine oh my god three black women to make the perfect woman for you, who would you pick . You mean like three famous black women . Oh man. You guys should have given me in earlier, i have to think about that. Im going to choose four the women on our panel el ha, ha, ha. There you go. We have a special guest lined up for monday, new york city mayor bill de blasio is going to be here. I have a lot of questions for him but i want questions for you too. So whatever you want to ask the mayor, i want you to tweet the question you want me to ask him, okay work the hashtag keep it 100. Till then good nightly, everyone. Im going down to south park, gonna have myself a time Friendly Faces<\/a> everywhere humble folks without temptation going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ample parking day or night people spouting howdy, neighbor heading on up to south park gonna see if i cant unwind mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine geez, these lines are ridiculous im gonna miss my flight. Excuse me, theres two other security checkpoints. Why cant you open those, too . I dont know nothing. But you work for the damn it man snooty Airlines Announces<\/a> the arrival of flight 239 from connecticut. Thats your cousins flight, kyle. Hold the sign up nice and high so he can find us. Whats he look like . Hes your age and about your height. Im stoked my cousin is coming to live with us. Itll be just like having a brother. I thought i were oh, there he is. Over here, kyle hello, aunt sheila. How was your flight . Oh, it was terrible. They recycle the air on board and it really did a number on my asthma. I asked them to turn up the oxygen, and they wouldnt. You remember uncle jerry. Hello, uncle jerry. And these are your cousins ike and kyle. Hey, dude. Nice to meet you. Lets get down to the baggage claim, kyle. Okay. Okay. Oh, thats right weve got two kyles now. Well just call you kyle and you can be kyle 2. Cool. Next. Oh, i feel like ive run a marathon. Okay, the 2 30 flight to cheyenne has boarded. Looks like you didnt make it. What . Well, of course, i didnt make it the line to check in was two hours long and the security line was two hours more yeah, no problem, though. Well get you on the 7 00 a. M. Flight tomorrow morning. I cant go tomorrow the jizzfest is tonight would you like a window or an aisle seat . This is unbelievable you know, i seem to remember when the airlines said we need a 15 billion bailout from the taxpayers. Okay, and have any of your personal items been out of your possession since you left . Well, we gave them the 15 billion, and they fired their employees anyway. So now we have three people to clear 400 passengers hey, hes right okay, and bags have been with you at all times . So where did that money go . Ill tell you where it went. It went right into the pockets of the president s and c. E. O. S of the airlines, so they could keep their multimillion dollar salaries and heres your boarding pass for tomorrow morning. 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