[cheers and applause] larry thank you very much. Yeah, welcome to the show. Thank you very much. So kind. Im your host larry wilmore. We have a good show. Rapper m1 is on the show tonight. Now, when i think of charlie rose i think of two things. Number one, International Sex symbol. Number two, accomplished journalist, right . Here he is this week asking joe biden about the middle east and it seems he has confusion on who is interviewing whom. We have a problem overthrowing dictators like mubarak and gadhafi and saddam. My question was what happens hes gone . Doesnt the country disintegrate . What happens then . Ok. I know the first step and the second step. Whats the third and fourth step . [laughter] larry ill tell you what the fifth step is, answer the question. You answer the questions. Actually biden is pressing for his own white house show, afternoon joe with joe biden. Ill ask the [bleep] questions. All right. Moving on this week was the summer soltice giving us the shortest nights of the week. Lets check in with whats happening with the unblackening. My favorite song. Now donald trump has taken the denegrofication of the white house even his finances are moving out of the black and into the red. With months to go before the general election hes is broke. The trump has 1 million cash on hand and Hillary Clinton has 42 million. Larry oh, my god. Hilary is outcashing trump which would be the same at the age difference between trump and his future fourth wife. Look out slavic ladies who were born in 1987. And his financial woes seem ironic considering his tweet from a month ago, i quote, more cash than any campaign in the history of politics. His social media is even more dishonest than mine. Sorry, nancy i didnt want you to have the best birthday ever. Im sorry. Still if trumps lack of cash seems hard to believe wait until you hear how he spend what he does have. 17 of the Campaign Spending was dished out to trumprelated entities like when theres an event. Larry in maine trump pays 423,000 to his own palatial estate maralago. Heres the people donating, yay, take our money, were stupid, right. [laughter] larry all right. Settle down. Then candidate trump says im going to take that money and throw a big campaign event. How about that big tacky, gaudy gold leaf home and trump said good i own that [bleep] hole. And business man trump charges candidate trump full price. So both trumps profit while america takes the loss. Thats called the maralago shuffle. Its classic grift. And maralago isnt the only place he runs the script when you search his financial record forwards the word trump you find over a dozen selftitled Companies Getting money from the campaign. This political show game is so transparent is why i dont name any of my companies for myself. I dont. Thats so obvious. No, i give them weird names like bizzflash strategies and exocorp corpultions and quiznos. Thats right. You didnt know i owned quiznos but i do. The sandwich change didnt accidentally hitch its wagon to a child molester for 15 year. Ooh. We going to get in trouble for that one. We didnt do it, right . We did not. We did not. Ok. And with all this talk about trumps shady finances the benghazi kid took to the podium and offered some zingers. Hes written a lot of books about business. They all seem to end at chapter 11. Larry yes, theres one thing that will make hilary less stiff than the campaign is quoting from the 101 hilarious accountant jokes. Well done, hilary. That wasnt hilarys only slam. She called him the king of debt. I called myself the king of debt. Nobody knows debt better than me. A made a fortune using debt. Larry this man has no shame. Hes actually proud of debt. Ive never seen anything turn more [bleep] into fools gold than trip maybe when youre that orange it just feels comfortable being in the red. Ok. So here to tell us more about his recent Campaign Finance troubles is the remember nominee himself, donald trump. [cheers and applause] larry now, mr. Trump how do you explain your Campaign Finance. They seem so dismal. Excuse me, excuse me, youre dismal ok. My finances are fantastic. Theyre at an alltime high of being at an alltime low near the highest terms in terms of lowness youll ever find. Ok. Larry that doesnt even make sense. Look, when it comes to my finances im completely in the black ok when is the only black ive ever been in, ok. Sorry, omarosa but not going to happen. Larry ok. Thats revolting all right. How come you dont care about your campaigns money troubles . Because i am the king of debt. I am number one at worldclass debt. Ask anybody in Atlantic City theyll tell you when youre trum many losing is the ultimate form of winning. Larry so you admit your candidacy is just an excuse to funnel money to the trump empire. Thats right, its geneous, isnt it . The New York Times reported i paid over 1 million to my businesses and family members in may alone. Hell, i even paid my son eric and hes a [bleep] idiot. Larry i think starting to find common ground. Thats really not something to brag about really. Look, hes the most unbelievable fantastic idiot youve ever met, believe me. So look the American People like me because im the only person in history running as a true american. Im piling on massive debt and leaving a trail of cheap memorabilia in my wake. Larry wow. That does sound america. I guess we deserve it. Trip everybody. Well be right back. Dont bring that mess around here, evan whoo dont do it. Dont you dare. I dont think so [ sighs ] its okay, big fella. Were gonna get through this together. 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The bulls never had a game seven. You lose. Of course theyre rigged. What is is this amateur hour . It was rigged by the republicans. Its a republican conspiracy. Larry mike, what could the gop possibly have to do with the cavs and warriors . Come on, oblivious b. I. G. Daymond green was suspended and what a been hitting the ball for the past six months . Donald trump you guessed it. Larry technically i didnt guess it but donald trump has nothing to do with the nba, mike . Really . Then what did steph currys wife tweet it was rigged and then delete it. Larry because she didnt want to look bad. She was in the heat of the moment. Im about to morpheus that. She is from toronto, canada, maple syrup, pancakes, dennys, who hates minorities . Donald trump. What larry that is completely insane. Is it now, well, cleveland is 53. 3 black. The same percentage of points lebron had in the 2015 playoffs. How do you explain that . Exactly. Larry how much time do you have to do all this math first of all and whats with the racial composition have to do with lebron james. I dont understand. Larry, whats happening in cleveland in july . Larry the Republican Convention is in cleveland. Give that man who just pulled his head out of his [bleep] a cigar. They rigged the finals so they could win. Larry how does that affect Draymond Green playing. If they would win the people woul riot and the g. O. P. Could not afford a warriors win. The republicans dont hang in the city with angry negros. Larry youre saying they were inclusion through game five and game six. Exactly and ayesha doesnt even know what was up she accidentally came upon the truth with her heat of the moment truth. Larry oh, my god, this all makes sense. I think i agree. The finals were rigged. It was the republicans. You convinced me. Indeed they were, my brother, but this is nothing but a smok smokescreen for what i want to talk about and is just a government clone. Larry so you had me and now you lost me. Well be right back, everybody. Give extra. Get extra. Every with a 161 pointowned inspection, 24 7 roadside assistance plan, 2years or 20,000 miles of complimentary maintenance, an unlimited Mileage Warranty up to 6years and the confidence of being awarded the best luxury certified preowned program. Get 1. 9 apr financing on rx, is es l certified models. Exclusively at your lexus dealer. Is heyes. King . Hes so cute. Lets do this. Ugh first theyre sour. Then theyre sweet. Thats nice. Sour patch kids. Sour. Sweet. Gone. Dinner may i be excused . Get the new xfinity tv app and for the First Time Ever stream live tv, watch on demand, and download your dvr shows anywhere. Larry welcome back. Our contributors. And rapper m1. And joining us on twitter using the hash tag nightly. Weve been having a gun control debate like after every mass shooting and gun violence is now part of everyday life unfortunately. The past fathers day weekend 59 people were shot in chicago, 10 at a block party in West Philadelphia and 12 people shot in detroit. My question is does gun control feel like a solution for whats happening in these communities . To me i would say not. The difference is going to come in a difference in vibration on a real revolutionary. Gun control feels like blaming the victims somewhere or theyre not helpful or have to arm ou ourselves to the teeth but in our community you never hear about the positives the victories or the creativity or hear about our connections that matter but we do always here about chicago being the highest murder rate in the world so the narrative has to change to create a different vibration and im not sure that happens through gun control legislation. Brothers dont by them from guns are us so its not going to help. We dont fill out forms. Thugs buy them out of somebodys trunk. So thats not going to help. By regulating assault rifles unless youre talking about banning all guns its not going to help. They usually use hand guns in the hood. Usually. Glocks. Larry what do you think we can start seeing a secure because we keep talking about when the Mass Shootings happen but when this happens were at a loss to know what to do first . What is the first move . Well, i mean, one of the first moves something that could be helpful is i dont know, better education. How about that. It would be nice. It would be cool if this we ended systemic racism. That might help. Its so much deeper than just talking about guns and label issue. They talk about it like black people in the hood dont know how to act let me tell you something most people out in the streets are doing it because they see that as thats their way to survive. Theyre starving and you want to eat and when you get a gun they feel powerful and if theyre hungry theyre going to eat so its people not knowing how to behave you have a situation where people are under educated theyre in disenfranchized neighborhoods and still have to eat. Poor people have to eat. Its also not black poor people, its poor people in general. Not just black. Its poor people in general. I think we have to change the narrative. Like he was saying at the end of the day we can focus on our new weapons. We have to weaponize ourselves with creativity. Theres some heroes in our hood who have armed themselves with other than guns. Larry how much do you think the glorifictaion of guns in the culture makes a difference. I think it makes a huge difference. Its ridiculously huge. The couple things ive learned from hiphop videos is a, have a gun in my hand, and b to have in the other hand a big booty hoe. And fill out the other hand. And preferably a big booty hoe with guns in her hand. Thats its being glorified. Its been glorified for a long time. Larry the wild west was all about that culture. It theres violence in the world so its hypocritical of talking about disarming here and bombing and droning everywhere else in the world and at the end of the day people are fascinated by guns. Its unbelievable to me at the beginning of the nation you start a new country and you write in an amendment that says, hey, you can have guns. What . Why . Dont have you other issues to deal with. Larry think at that point the issue they were dealing with needed guns. They won the war. Larry with guns. Not with farmers and guns or accountants and guns with the military. Thats where guns should be in the military to protect our country. Our military was farmers with guns. But we won that war and dont need them anymore. I dont feel we need to have the right to bear arms now. Its not like we dont need to go you would be happy with the Second Amendment going oh, yeah. The constitution was meant to be a living and breathing document. Its supposed to grow. Larry did you have guns growing up . There were guns all in my community and a didnt come to understand them until someone said a statement in oakland, california about guns and then have you hiphop, love, peace and fun and it wasnt built on the foundation of guns but it was a weapon of our community. We have to pick a bigger weapon. Larry like our minds. Our minds. All right. Well be right back. [ tires screech ] flo [ ghost voice ] oooo [ laughs ] jaaaaamie, the name your price tool can show you Coverage Options to fit your budget. Tell me something i dont know oh ohhh she slimed me. Which i probably shouldve seen coming. [ laughs ] squuuuack, lets feed him lets feto the sharks sharks yay and take all of his gold and take all of his gold ya and hide it from the crew ya. . 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