Thanks for coming out of the chimney to join us, nigel. Jordan roighto, larry. So could you help us explai larry so you would explain what is a breaks it . Jordan why, its just the u. K. Leaving the European Union. Brexit means british exit. Its a portmanteau like hangry or hiddleswift or bolljee, which is bollocks and dodgy, two british words that i say because im british larry yeah, we get it, youre british. Anyway, nigel, back to the brexit how did this happen . Walk us through it. Jordan thought yed never ask, larold the European Union was founded in 1993 to strengthen europes economies with a single currency, the euro kaching larry and the border agreement, right . Jordan right, wot makes europe work like one big country. as e. U. welcome to the e. U. , poor countries, portugal and poland as migrants guvnah, we needs work. as e. U. ehm, ariot, come on ovah easy migration, and bob the builder larry i think you mean bobs your uncle. Jordan bob would never shag me auntie shes a right slag she is. Larry can you speed it up, please . Get to the part about the brexit vote . Jordan ha ha. Oh, larry, youre such a crimpled gibbla. Larry now youre just making up words. Jordan oh, flibertyjibbet so from 1993 to 2014, the u. K. s foreignborn population doubles. U. K. Conservatives is loik, were not germany why should we float all these deadbeat losers, especially brown ones from i. S. I. S. . audience reacts larry so youre blaming the brexit vote on xenophobia. Jordan oh, you did it yourself xena, the warrior princess, plus phobia, the greek god of fear. , no xenophobia is actually a word. Please wont. Jordan keep your knickers on, yeah . Prime minister David Camerons loik, but we cahn t leave the e. U. the conservatives are loik, oh, do shut up were in powah you hold the vote fine i say, chaps, yea or ney . And the brish people go, bleep the e. U. brexit now lets go take the piss out of some footie larry okay. Well, thanks for clearing all that up for us yeah larry culturally suspect Chimney Sweep nigel crumpetberry, everybody cheers and applause uh, nigel, you should really get a dental plan. So the people of the United Kingdom voted for brexit, but cmon, it cant be all that bad. A weekend of turmoil after the Prime Minister said he will step down. The pound continues to plummet against the dollar. Stock markets in europe continue to fall this morning. Between today and friday, 2 trillion of Global Wealth has evaporated. Larry evaporated . No, water evaporates, milk evaporates. Money doesnt evaporate somebody loses that bleep . 2 trillion . Who votes yes to a 2 trillion loss . i cant even say it it cant even come out of my mouth 2 trillion applause well, one thing i know about the british theyre very high information voters. They take the time to study the issues. The day after the vote, the most thing googled in print is what the e. U. . The day after, second most. Larry you have to be bleep kidding me. That was the second most googled question . And this is true, the first most googled question was what does it mean to leave the e. U. . It means youre going to lose 2 trillion in the global economy. You know what i blame this on . I blame this on the word brexit. I do. Its just too cutesy. You going to vote for the brexit . Well, why not . Countsounds cute, you know . It should have been called the financial bleep pocalypse. cheers and applause oh now, look. There were a lot of probrexit forces saying that money which was going to the e. U. Would be diverted back to the u. K. Evenno one could say how and everyone kept contradicting themselves so its possible that a lot of people thought the brexit was going to bring economic benefits. But the main reason for the brexit win was something a little more reliable than economics. The u. K. s high employment rate has drawn migrants from poorer countries in the e. U. Like poland and lithuania. But many in britain resent these migrants and that resentment was a Key Driving Force in the decision for britain to leave the European Union. Larry yeah, good oldfashioned racism let me see if i can explain this really quick. Imagine youre an old white lady sitting in your car, and a brother walks by and you lock your doors and drive away. Thats what britain just did. cheers and applause i dont mean to pick on old white ladies. I might have cone done the same thing, all right . And if you dont think its about xenophobia, look whos cheering it. Basically, they took back their country. Thats a great thing. Trump even says president obama may have caused it by speaking out against the referendum. Larry classic trump say that something is great and blame obama for it at the same time the man can juggle, whispers because hes a bleep clown. cheers and applause but heres what really gets me about this, england youre upset about foreigners coming into your country . Youve got a lot of nerve. You know who would have loved a nice clean brexit . India. How many times were you the foreigners storming into a sovereign country when your whole deal was the sun never sets on the british empire. Youre mad about immigration, so you brexit, but you guys used to love to brenter other countries. Right . applause you did, guys you were brentering all over the damn place. So very sorry to everyone in the u. K. Who doesnt know whats happening to their country, and to the brexit voters, please, go breck yourselves. All right . Well be right back. When our troops dont come back, someone has to help their families move forward. My family lost so much. It was a shock. It was a void. Special Operations Warrior Foundation was there for me. Without special Operations Warrior Foundation, i dont know how we would all afford to go to college. 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Todd if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. I know we just met like, two months ago. Yes [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering over phone] larry welcome back in the wake of the orlando shooting, there is a push in congress to ban those on the department of homeland securitys no fly list from buying guns. But the aclu and the news outlets have reminded us that the no fly list is a civil rights disaster that disproportionately affects arabamericans without due process or recourse. Does the no fly list cause more problems than it solves . We need to debate this. And since were on cable, the only way is to have people take polaropposite positions and argue over each other. So without further adieu, heres another intawment of pardon the integration larry please welcome the nightly show distributors mike yard and rory albanese. cheers and applause okay. Tonights topic, is the no fly list racist . Mike will be against the no fly lists unchecked racism, and rory will be in favor of profiling muslims. Ready . Mike lets do this rory im not even remotely in favor of that. Larry and. Begin mike of course, the no fly list is racist you know how i know . Because i have a list of my own, of white people i dont trust, and believe me, that list is racist as hell. Rory who cares if its racist, mike . So what if hurt feelings are the price we pay for landing on a tarmac instead of at the bottom of the ocean mike but this is a Government Program that keeps americans from going anywhere we already have one, and its a disaster its called Public Housing freedom of movement is a human right rory mike, we need to keep americans safe, so drop the liberal kumbaya. Mike kumbaya . Oh, im black so i talk african mumbo jumbo . Is that what youre saying . Rory im saying the no fly list is a Necessary Evil like prenups and. Prenups i pay a lot of alimony mike do you know how hard it is for a black man to live in america without being on a list . This is straight up racial profiling i bet the nypd gave the no fly list five stars on yelp rory so what . Quit pretending certain muslimamericans arent a threat look at the San Bernardino shooter, or the orlando shooter neither of them were on the no fly list. You want to be stuck in a middle seat between those two . Mike bleep no, i dont want a middle seat between anybody rory not even in the exit row . youre a liar dingding larry okay, gentlemen. That noise means its time to switch sides and argue the opposite perspective. Because remember, this is a mindless argument. Mike nope. Every time you guys screw me over and make me look like a race traitor. Not gonna do it. Rory mike, this is a legally binding document, written by top lawyers, jews, guaranteeing we will not throw you under the bus. Peruse that bad boy. Mike i dont have time to read all this larry i read it, mike. Its all legit. Mike fine. All right, lets do this larry great. Now, rory will be against the no fly list, and mike will be in favor of stripping muslim citizens of their rights and dignity. Rory great mike jesus no larry and begin mike fine, because i have to, i guess a list designed to stop terror is gonna have muslim names. Its not like theres a lot of jihadists named seamus ocallahan. Rory are you kidding me . The irish . The i. R. A. Is like the o. G. Of terrorist organizations. Mike what . rory irish car bombs . all those liam neeson movies . hello the point is, a person of any race, gender or religion can be a terrorist, mike why are we so focused on muslims . Mike then lets be equal opportunity suspicious cause its also racist to treat all brown people like they can do no wrong there is some brothers out there in my neighborhood who should be on some lists rory oh, yeah . Well, no comment on that mike look, we still have a black president right now, which shows everybody in america has a chance regardless of race, okay . Even if youre muslim rory damn, mike, you think obamas a secret muslim mike what . no larry whoa, mike. One black man to another, what the bleep is wrong with you . Mike i never said rory look, people of color have it tough enough as it is in this country. Call me crazy, but i think everyone should be treated fairly, especially our brothers and sisters of the noble faith of islam am i right . dingding cheers and applause larry and the winner is rory because no one slanders the president on my show and gets away with it mike woowwww. What the bleep what about this legal document . Larry, you said you read it larry i did. Its just the terms and conditions for itunes. Rory larry, you actually read that . Larry read what . Mike bleep all yall. Larry this has been another pointless episode of pardon the integration. Mike yard and roy, everybody well be right the middle seat sucks. The middle seat sucks more with jolly rancher. Somebody better get their hand out of my pocket keep on sucking aha oof weee slurp. Mmmmmm. Cinnamon. Milk. Cinnamilk. Cinnamon toast crunch. Crunch crave those crazy squares. Cinnamilk i would like three two is standard. Im not standard. Three weeks. Ok. cheers and applause larry welcome back. Im here with my panel. First up, the nightly show contributor rory albanese. The nightly show contributor mike yard. And shes editorinchief of cosmopolitan, joanna coles. And everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter nightlyshow using tonightly. As we talked about earlier in the show, the brexit is on everyones mind. Late last week, england voted to separate themselves from the European Union. As a result, stock prices around the world fell, the pound crashed, and british Prime MinisterDavid Cameron announced he was resigning. A lot of people voted for this to close the borders. How much do you think xenophobia played a part in this . I think its ironic london gets the first muslim mayor and then, close it shut it down yeah, i mean, it played a huge part in the same way donald trump is using it to stir up people here and also people who feel that they have been left behind in globalization. But the other part of it which i think is less obvious here is its also about a really intense rivalry between two men, David Cameron the now outgoing Prime Minister and boris johnson. They were at high school together, at oxford together as students, and they have always both been determined to be Prime Minister and it has always been larry so youre telling me a pissing match between two men is causing a 2 trillion global loss . Yes. And you should not be surprised by that. I mean, it often comes back to crazy men at the center of everything. laughter cheers and applause larry yes, thats good thats a fair point. We do need more women in politics. But the worst possible thing about this, larry, is one really feels boris johnson, who is heading up the leave campaign and who is a very, very charismatic speaker, he was the mayor of london. No mayor of london would seriously believe in splitting from europe because they understand how important larry what do you think his motivation is. The city is to the economy of london. I think his motivation was to position himself against David Cameron to be the next Prime Minister and he never thought a moment the campaign would win. Larry its camerons idea to bring the referendum thats like if obama said, lets have the people vote. You guys want slavery again . No, obama dont let the people vote on that because some things applause the older people are saying we didnt think our vote was going to count. Then why make it . Why photo the polls if you didnt think it would count . Larry because most of scotland voted to remain. Yes. Larry was it the same breakdown on ages there or mainly in england . Thats a good question. Different issues going on in scotland. Didnt scotland side with john snow . I thought thats what happened. That was game of thrones. I dont understand global politics. laughter larry but there is a wistfulness about yesterday and wanting to make things the way that they were. There is no time machines. I dont know whats wrong with people. Do they think we can turn back the clock . The clock moves forward, it doesnt go back. People werent really paying attention. The awful thing is whats becoming clear is because the breaks are it campaign was known as the leave campaign, people are coming out and saying, i thought leave meant immigrants leave, i didnt think it meant britain was leaving europe. I thought it meant xenophobia is really powerful. I was in england a week and ran into that. Had one of the most racist incidents in my life. Went into a pool hall, a guy was arguing with the bouncer who was black guy and the dude was a white guy and he said you cant tell me where i can go in my cant and he said to the black dude, ill be back and did this. And i said, aye, hes not coming back, lets play pool. He came back and shot the bouncer. Larry no he did and the craziest thing about it you won the pool game . No. laughter when the cops interviewed us afterwards and we were telling them what we saw and they were, like, thats strange because quite a few people said the shooter was a young black male with baggy jeans and a hooded sweat. Larry was that you . No, because i left my baggy jeans at home. But what i did realize is thats the same dude that shoots everybody in america. Apparently, he got a passport a franchise he made his brexit applause he didnt die, though, he survived. Larry how much effect will this have on the states . Do you think there will be a donald trump effect here . That that points or signifies that . I do think we want to make sure millenns shock that only 36 of them actually bothered to go to the poll. But in terms of, you know, we saw 2 trillion off the worldwide markets, right . Its highly possible there will be a recession in britain. The nightmare is if europe itself starts town ravel, the security implications are really serious and that will affect america as will a recession. I lost app lot of money britain owes me money. Larry the whole spirit of the e. U. , you didnt go back as world war i, league of nations but certainly world war, two the dominance of germany and now all the pressure goes back to merkel in germany. Its, like, do you want to put germany in charge again . Im not saying germanys done anything wrong but they do have a reputation, i think thats fair. Larry im just pointing out the irony its also unclear whether or not Angela Merkel will stay, right, because this is an election upcoming in germany and its not obvious she will remain and this gives license for rightwing groups in europe to have confidence and demand more seats at the table or they pull out. I think this hurts trump in the end. He said scotland left which they didnt which was awesome. The one guy brought golf balls with swastikas. Thats protest with malice and aforethought, because he had to call titlists to get those made do you have any nazi balls . I love when theyre on the course, who is playing swastika 2 . laughter i think its true he heard people shouting leave, but they were shouting at him, not the vote. applause larry all right, well see whats going to happen. Well be right back. If you live in new york city or are planning to visit, grab tickets to the nightly show. My parents live in india. When they come, they come for three weeks. 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