[ cheers and applause ] larry thank you very much. Thank you very much. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. They are correct. They are correct. I am larry larry, larry larry. [ laughter ] our good friend Bassem Youssef is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he good, yall. He good. [ laughter ] all right. So this morning, im having a little morning joe. Im watching a little morning joe, and i had a little moment of whoa [ laughter ] guys they put together a montage of hillarys statements about her emails from a year ago with the fbi directors statements from yesterday. Ooh, enscwroip enjoy. I thought it would be easier to carry just one device. She also used numerous mobile devices to send and to read email. So that the emails were immediately captured and preserved. There was no archiving at all of her emails. There were no security breaches. It is possible that hostile actors gained access. There is no classified materials. 110 emails contained classified information. [ laughter ] good morning. [ laughter ] larry yes good morning [ laughter ] oh, my god. If they were that rough on hillary on msnbc, i cant imagine what they were doing over at fox. [ laughter ] right . You know, i think we have a shot of the fox news control room. [ laughter ] man this does not look good for hillary. She needs Something Big to distract from all this. And you know what i always say, when you want to distract, always go black. Oh, my god oh, my god, she was on the soulplane . Go hillary its your birfday [ laughter ] please join me in welcoming the president of the United States, barack obama. [ cheers and applause ] larry oh, my god. Look how happy she is. [ laughter ] ive never seen her this relieved. Yes, the boss is here to bail you out hillary. [ laughter ] look at that smile. Shes like a youtube baby watching a dog pop bubbles. [ laughter ] in this an baby. I just want to be clear about that. Just you so know. Just so you know. By the way, that is the greatest thing on the internet. So, yes, despite all the controversy swirling around the exsecretary of state, the president took to the mic and became her biggest cheerleader. The bottom line is she was a great secretary of state. Larry i dont know if thats the bottom line. [ laughter ] i mean we really need to look at the entirety of her career. Al pacino may have been brilliant in the godfather and dog day afternoon, but, sadly, thats not the bottom line. [ laughter ] i mean, have you seen jack and jill . [ laughter ] [ bleep ]s awful but the president forged ahead and spoke movingly about hillarys capability for kindness. I saw how she treated everybody with respect, even the folks who arent, quoteunquote important. [ laughter ] larry folks who arent quoteunquote, important . Whats up with that . [ imitating obama ] hillary, you were so nice to that peasant. Im impressed. Im impressed. [ laughter ] and the bottom line is she had to do everything i had to do, but she was like ginger rogers. She had to do it backwards in heels. [ laughter ] larry backwards and in heels . Actually, that would explain benghazi and the emails. If you think about it. Am i wrong . [ laughter ] it would. What . Come on [ cheers ] but no, no, no, but the president made it really clear that he is with her. I have run my last campaign. And i couldnt be prouder of the things weve done together. But im ready to pass the baton. [ cheers and applause ] and i know that Hillary Clinton is going to take it. Larry you better [ bleep ] believe shes going to take it. [ laughter ] are you kidding me . Are you kidding me . You dont have to pass the baton, mr. President. [ laughter ] in fact you might want to check your pockets right now and make sure you still have the baton. [ laughter ] what happened to my baton . [ laughter ] you know, i make fun but i have to say its kind of nice to see them together. They fought so hard in 2008. Man, i wonder what president obama really thinks of all this. Why am i thinking about it . Why dont i just call him . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] right . I mean he is my boy [ laughter ] ill just use my special black phone. [ laughter ] [ ringing ] its a red phone, but the person on the other end is going to be black. Trust me. Air force one, this is barack. Larry hey, mr. President. Its larry wilmore, your boy oh, hey, larry. Im just sitting here not smoking a cigarette. [ laughter ] larry right. Right, right, right. Whatever you say, sir. Okay. So yesterday was your first day of campaigning with hillary. How did it go . It was great got up on stage, waved to the crowd, dropped some sick sound bites, and totally distracted the American Public from the email to the female, which is Hillary Clinton. [ laughter ] larry nice. I like how you did that. Youve got some rhyme skills. No, larry, what ive got is 197 days left in office. At this point if there were less than zero [ bleep ] to give, id have that. [ laughter ] larry wow. Really . Yep. The hillary folks needed me to serve as distracterinchief, and because of the blood pact i made with hillary in 2008 to get her to drop out, i had to do my part. Now i can get my third child back. Larry oh, my third . Third child . You have a third child . Exactly. God bless those clintons. Say what you want about them, but they know how to honor a blood pact. Larry wow. I had no idea. Okay. So your job was to turn americas attention away from the email story as quickly as possible and thats why youre stumping for her . Yep. Americans love jiggly shiny stuff. Remember that time i hosted a beer summit . Larry yeah, i remember. I was trying to distract everyone while we replaced Vice President biden with an imposter. Larry wait, what . Oh, my god. Hes an imposter . This is way above your security clearance. Moving on. Larry oh. All right, all right. Im going to be president hell, yeah larry wait. Is hillary on air force one with you . Yep. Ive asked her to leave and she wont. [ laughter ] its getting really awkward in here. [ laughter ] larry oh my god. She wont leave . What is she doing . I think shes measuring stuff. [ laughter ] larry oh i can set up my email server over here thats what got you in trouble the last time. Shut up, its my plane. E doesnt listen. Larry oh. All right, mr. President. Good luck with all that, and i hope you guys work things out. Who are you talking to . Larry, i have to go. Arry okay. No problem mr. President. Hey, man, youll always be my [ dial tone ] hello . Hello . I never get to finish that. President obama and secretary clinton, everybody. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dentastix cleans. So you can get closer. Nice folding, you deserve a raise. Thank you singing lil sweet spinning out the spin cycle you do deserve a raise in the form of a singing sweeeet diet dr pepper ohhhhhh sip it hmm, that is sweet these are my delicates. Tumble dry, singing extraaaa heeeat. Ill take these. He just folds. Isnt she great . How do you guys know ea. . singing lil sweet going back in the spin cycle diet dr pepper. Its the sweet one. Whats that . Well this is my equation for success. I developed the 4 ps. Politeness patience practice and. Promotion heeyaw heeyaw [ cheers and applause ] larry welcome back. Im here with my panel. First up, nightly show contributor mike yard nightly show contributor rory albanese, and his new fusion web series, the democracy handbook with Bassem Youssef, will be available to stream in its entirety beginning thursday, july 14th at fusion. Net, comedian Bassem Youssef. [ cheers and applause ] and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter nightlyshow using the tonightly. Okay. So we shed this earlier in the show. A mashup that morning joe did of hillary talking year being her emails and fbi reporting yesterday. Check it out again. I thought it would be easier to carry just one device. She also used numerous mobile devices to send and to read email. So that the emails were immediately captured and preserved. There was no archiving at all of her emails. There were no security breaches. It is possible that hostile actors gained access. There is no classified materials. 110 emails contained classified information. Good morning. [ laughter ] larry its just funny every time. Boss em im going to ask you directly, did she lie . Welke only think of one thing as shes saying that i did not have sex with this woman. [ laughter ] larry thats what it feels like. She is ready to be president. Shes doing what president s do best. Larry all right. They lie. [ laughter ] larry yeah. And it works. Larry yeah. And its worked for her. Denial. Its like, yeah, deny. Larry deny deny, deny. Yeah, shes ready. Just put her in office already. Larry its its like that eddie murphy joke from raw, wasnt me. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] larry and maybe it wasnt you. Larry who you are going to believe . Right. Its like they all lie, but isnt that like a bad place that weve gone to that we accept that. How about david camron . How cool was that . I blew it. Im an [ bleep ] ive got to go. Thats the other side of the spectrum. Yeah, i screwed up. Sue me. You cant do anything. I mean trump will but trump is like yeah im a racist. Yeah. Uhhuh. And people love it. Its amazing how she looked at that camera no. I grew up with dudes who would look at and you lie just lie. They all locked you. [ laughter ] locked up. Larry i almost sense admiration from this panel. Listen im not im pragmatic. Larry i understand. I get it. Do you know how much money she can make playing poker . [ bleep ] she already made money on wall street. Larry i dont know why she doesnt use that grandma card again. I dont know how things work. Im a grandma. [ laughter ] i believe her. If she wasnt lying since 1975 the grandma larry i know, right . Sometimes i feel thats disrespectful to grandmas. Okay . Because my mothers a grandma and she got better email security than [ bleep ] Hillary Clinton. [ laughter ] larry really . Really . You want to email my mother . You got to email my sister. My mother dont get [ bleep ] directly dawg. Larry come november, will the average person even care about this type of thing . Its just like a playoff. Its too long. And i think you should profit from this kind of sell tickets because everybody is watching you guys. I dont know why back there where i come from we just have a guy with a couple of tanks and he just [ laughter ] and thats like a life presidency is like first term. Thats like thats it . And you guys are spending that much money and youre ending up with trump . [ laughter ] no we just go havent ended up with trump yet. But the thing the thing you just describe [ laughter ] the thing you just described is our congress. We have them forever. They just dont have tanks. They have motorcades. Larry what does the rest of the world think of us when they see our political process especially this year . Very entertaining and very disturbing. [ laughter ] and seriously like if you go to times square, like those lines, if you just sell tickets. But seriously, guys, i think the only people who are profiting from this are the news networks. Yeah, of course. This is the only place where they have the rating. By the way, you have to say news networks. You need a year and half to know a candidate . Come on. We already know theyre [ bleep ]. Its a big job. [ laughter ] you need a year and half to know this . Theyre already corrupted xenophobic whatever. Well, we need to find out if the [ bleep ] is on our side. We are really in a situation now, like this hillary thing to me is bad because i was leaning towards hillary because trump being horrible and now im like, oh i think thats where everyones at. Thats why the stat we had yesterday was 13 of america is hoping for a meteor to destroy earth. [ laughter ] yes. Ive got to get on the bandwagon. [ cheers and applause ] i was happy when dees nuts was trending. [ laughter ] remember that . I he had a good point. [ laughter ] but seriously, you guys after just like a couple of bad candidates and youre wishing for a meteor . I mean, welcome to the middle east. [ laughter ] were like its so true. We are screwed for decades and you got two candidates . Larry you guys would love donald trump. No, already like some americans are like, we got to go to canada. Everybody always says that. Were not going anywhere. Now you know how we team. Maybe you shouldnt reject refugees. Maybe you should sympathize. Come on. Come on. Larry im not going anywhere. Im staying right here. [ cheers ] everybody always threatens to go to canada and then they go to canada and theyre like, [ bleep ]. Larry i never threatened to go to canada. We going to ride this [ bleep ] out. [ laughter ] we going to ride it. Ill see whats left. Larry well see whats left. We aint going nowhere. Larry do you think well see President Trump because of all of this or no. Larry what do you think . Seriously. Okay. I mean, a part of me says no but look at brecksility in britain. They made it. They made it. So dont underestimate the power of hate and ignorance and fear. And just orange. [ laughter ] yeah yeah. The orange menis, the or menace, orange hate orange fear. [ laughter ] oh, my god. Thats a weapon, agent orange. Agent orange. [ cheers ] it is. Agent orange . [ boisterous laugh ] i feel like i got a revelation. Unlike trump, agent orange was in vietnam. [ cheers and applause ] i know. Larry well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] grab free tickets to the nightly sh sorry. Sorry. Regerts . Sorry, i was eating a milky way. Were going to prove just how wet and sticky your current gel antiperspirant is. Now, were going to show you how degree dry spray is different. Degree dry spray. Degree. It wont let you down. Welcome back. Now tonight we have to talk about the latest Police Shooting video thats making national news. Police in louisiana this morning are investigating the deadly Police Shooting of a black man. The video apparently shows police confronting 37yearold alton sterling on tuesday morning. Hes tackled by one of the officers. Seconds later, an officer appears to scream out, sterling is holding a weapon. Sterling was pronounced dead at the scene. Larry he was pronounced dead at the scene because he was shot by the cops while he was pinned to the ground. I mean, when i saw this video like many of us in this office we were all just speechless. Is this the type of thing we should really have on a comedy show . Weve covered this type of thing in the past, and to be frank with you, were just tired of this [ bleep ] happening and feel like we have to address it in some way. And let me just say, thank god for [ bleep ] cell phones, [ cheers and applause ] really. Because we would never even hear about incidents like this otherwise. In fact, part of what makes people in the black community so enraged about this is for years we never had evidence for these things. But, you know, in baton rouge, the cops have body cameras. Okay, lets see what that shows. Roll it. The officers in question were wearing body cameras, but they apparently fell off at the altercation. Larry fell off . Things dont just fall off unless youre talking about sisqo and the face of the [ bleep ] earth. [ laughter ] all right . I mean, seriously, sisqo, wheres thong song 2 . [ laughter ] i dont know. This looks bad, louisiana. They know it looks bad too. They even brought out the governor to talk about it. The video is disturbing to say the least. In louisiana, were known for our ability to come together in difficult circumstances. We will certainly get through this tragedy. Larry seems like theyre taking it seriously. Hes got more middleaged black women on stage than a Community Theater production of the color purple. [ laughter ] right . Right . Kudos, kudos, kudos to you. All right. But what does the louisiana governor specifically have to say about the investigation . There should be no doubt in anybodys mind but this incident is going to be investigated impartially, professionally, and thoroughly by the United States department of justice civil rights division. Larry wait. Hold on a second. The department of justice . The same department of justice that just handled hillarys emails . [ laughter ] i dont think black people are waiting for these cops to be excused because the fbi says they were just careless. And what gets me about this what really gets me is that whenever this happens, theres always an immediate takedown of the dead mans character. We do understand he did, in fact, have a criminal record according to his family and some of the records that we dug up. Yes, he did have at least one prior conviction. Sterling has an arrest history ranging from battery to drug possession. Larry so he had a criminal record. Martha stewart has a criminal record. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont remember her being executed in a Convenience Store parking lot. Maybe i missed it, but it feels like that would have made Huffington Post at least. [ laughter ] no matter what his crimes were alton sterling did not deserve to be executed for them. Look, guys, the punishment for resisting arrest shouldnt be death. The punishment for selling bootleg cds shouldnt be death. The punishment for having a gun in an open carry state shouldnt be death. The punishment for being a black man shouldnt be death. [ cheers and applause ] black lives matter protests have already sprung up across louisiana in the past 24 hours, and let me just say a quick word about this for a second. Its not that black lives are more important than white lives or asian lives, but all people dont have the same uniquely fraught history with Law Enforcement that black people do. This is why, as infuriating as it was, black people cheered for the o. J. Simpson verdict, long before white people could give an emmy to Sarah Paulsons hair. [ laughter ] so when black lives matter is protesting, can we just not hear this right now . This theme of black lives matter. You know what else matters . Blue lives matter and all lives matter. Black lives matter because all lives matter. All lives matter. Black lives matter or all lives . They say black lives matter. I and you and donald trump say all lives matter. Larry okay. If you really believe in all lives matter, then you should be out there protesting, right . I mean, alton sterling was a [ cheers and applause ] break it down, alton sterling was a life, the loss of which should be upset you. You know what . In the spirit of inclusivity lets check in with an all lives matter rally here in new york. [ laughter ] thats our bad. Maybe all lives matters is protesting in chicago, illinois. Huh. My bad again. All lives matter must be protesting in louisiana. I mean, thats where this murder happened. Wheres the outrage, guys . I thought all lives mattered