[ theme music ] stephanie hello, current tv land happy friday. Representative Jan Schakowsky on the show today, and John Fugelsang. Jacki schechner yes good morning. Stephanie we are both helping the other member of our trouple Melissa Fitzgerald pack this weekend . Were going to try. Stephanie we could bring a special surprise i could steal the stripper pole and install it in here. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] i think she would notice i would be like the days we used to broadcast from the playboy studio. Stephanie yes. There was a moment when she said i think the pole could fit in here. Stephanie yes, lets put the stripper pole down the list of priorities. Exactly. Stephanie here she is jacki schechner. Good morning, everybody, happy friday a hacker has allegedly accessed the email accounts of the bush family and the secret service tells cnn this morning it is invest indicating. The smoking gun broke the story and says it has been corresponding via email. The hacker says he has access to core upon dense send between 2009 and last year. One belongs to jim nance who is a longtime family friend. The smoking gun details links to many of the private correspondences and images taken. Allegingly a picture george bush sent to his sister of paintings he is working on one is of him in the shower and the other one is of him in the tub. A knew poll shows that Hillary Clinton is very popular. Something she could take into consideration as she figures out what she is going to do next. Her favorability rating is at 61 . On the respect side the potential 2016 president ial candidate with the best numbers at the moment is senator marco rubio. 57 of people say they just dont know enough about him to have a real opinion. Rubio is going to give the republican response to the state of the Union Address on tuesday night. Were back with more show after the break. Stay with us. [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine, woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie uhhuh. Yes. Happy friday, everybody. Representative Jan Schakowsky coming up on the big show today. And John Fugelsang in tour number two. And the tickets flying out the window for the chicago sexy liberal show. Vip is gone, but you can get your tickets if you hurry. Hurry for april 13th at the Chicago Theater. Chris lavoie people think that conversations we have on the show are weird. Right. Stephanie thats because they dont know what we talk about off the hour. Right. My friend jeff in d. C. Stephanie my boy toy. Yes he would like to buy you a pinball machine to put in your basement so you and he can recreate the scene from the accused. Thats hot. [ applause ] thats weird, a, because we are both gay. Thats true. It may outshine cat videos on the youtubes. Stephanie and i have a new straight boyfriend i have been sexting with. Which is weird. [ inaudible ] i dont think they had packers back then. Stephanie no. Were talking about participates day. Taft should get a week. President s week. Stephanie exactly. Oh, lord, because with the straight guy its in that testing phase to find if im that kind or the two drinks away stephanie im not the lesbian porn gay you are hoping for. Move along. I have to give judy the smartist girl in class award. Steph gun owners say you cant compare insuring a gun to a car. In state after state my constitutional right to an abortion is being severely restricted. So why can be we impose the same restrictions on guns. There is one place to buy a gun. Once you get there, you will have to walk by gun protesters then fill out personal details in the paperwork, and then you have to wait 72 hours to think about it. Finally when you return in 72 hours you will again walk past the gauntlet of antigun protesters, and you will submit to rules one through five every time you want to purchase a gun. There you go. [ applause ] Stephanie Judy arguing for some consistency . The gun argument. Lets run that up the flag pole over at the stupid party. Not going to happen. Stephanie speaking of the stupid party. What . Stephanie what is our latest thing from fox news . Fox news claims that solar power wont work in america, because it is not sunny here like it is in germany. They are kidding, right . Stephanie no they helpful have a map. Yeah, and america we have a southwest here it raining all the time in germany. There are no deserts in germany. Yeah, germany is blue and green for the amount of sunshine fox news is stupid. Stephanie its science for dummies. Exactly. The entire southwest could fuel the entire cant next. Phoenix by itself could generate enough absolutely. I have lived there. Theres a lot of sun there. Yeah. Even at night the buildings blow practically. Stephanie no wonder this doll is such a big seller. The barn owl says the hippo says [ inaudible ] the [ inaudible ] says our top political priority over the next four should be to deny this president a second term. The chapel pan agency says i would like to stay here all day, but i got to go to vegas. The sheep says [ inaudible ] where are you specifically hearing these things . Fox news. [ giggling ] stephanie oh, happy children. The sound of happy children with their new toy. Oh, can i [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie i cannot get enough of the republicans in disarray story. I know. Yeah. Stephanie donald trump karl rove is a total loser. Why are people still giving him money. Karl roves strategies are the worst i have ever seen. Money given to him might as well be thrown down the drain. This from a guy who lost money on a casino. Use your hair head you know what i mean. Stephanie i have tried to be helpful, by saying please dont fight. You are all losers. Please. The tea party crazies and the republican establishment. All of you. The whole lot of yous. Stephanie there is another one in politico. Republicans and fox news moving to purge the controversial political creatures it created. Now the develop with his dismal image, and fox news scrambling to dim those voices sarah palin, and dick norris two of the most obnoxious players. And karl rove sidelined to help get rid of the tea party crazies. Whatever stephanie is that becoming like jumbo shrimp electable republicans . [ Phyllis Diller laughter ] kind of. Stephanie okay. And you are a poopy head. Stephanie exactly. Right. We have Grover Norquist going poopy heads. They are the pee wee herman heads. There are two huge unresolved impediments, suicide conservatives, who would rather lose elections than win seats with moderates. Yes yes have some principle i implore that move further to the right. Stephanie yes, go. And the many groups on the hard right that requires a high degree of audacity and borderline shrewdness. Throw in a third obstacle, loudmouth personalities, and candidates who are hard to control. [ mysterious music ] stephanie there are your monsters enjoy. They brought you abby normal brains. Perhaps i could help you that hump. Stephanie i urge them to put the candle back. Listen to me very carefully. Put the candle back. Stephanie i dont know what that means but i have no idea. Stephanie its better advice than you are getting from anywhere else. Better advice that Christine Odonnell gave you. Im not a witch. Im one of you. Stephanie a parade of crazies. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Steve king. The stunning steve king. Stephanie stunning steve king according to michellee bachmann bachmann. Maybe he inadvertently climbed one of his electric fences. He is asking for cash to stave off efforts by the karl rove group. Karl rove have already launched a crusade against me. [ baby crying ] stephanie yes, he is the one that said that would work the electrified fence because it works on his farm animals. Yes equating the two stephanie that was not offensive to anybody. Oh, boy. Stephanie wait, one more. Fight fight fight [ world news tonight theme ] a group of conservatives called on american cross roads to fire its spokesman. He went on the Radio Station and said he is a hater for opposing the new rove group. Okay. Stephanie he said he is hater and also has a long soredid history. [ applause ] he looks like he smells of ginnflavored cigarettes. Stephanie a number of activists, mark levin. Stephanie and tony perkins. No god stephanie no not that family. They want to fire the spokesman. Fight fight fight. All right. Seventeen minutes after the hour. Well be back with eventually fridays with fugelsang. Announcer call steph now. She is easy. 1800steph12. She gets the comedians laughing. Thats hilarious . And the thinkers thinking. Okay, so theres wiggleroom in the Ten Commandments is what youre telling me. Shes joy behar. And current will let me say anything. Only on current tv. You know sometimes i get the feeling deep down inside its announcer Stephanie Miller. Because im a party girl because im a party girl stephanie uhhuh. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome to it. Twentytwo minutes after the hour. 1800steph12. Mike in chicago. Welcome. Caller hi, how are ya . Stephanie good go ahead. Caller i was just wondering how you can give somebody the smart person of the day award when they are talking about abortion stephanie she was talking about her right to have an abortion. Caller but its not constitutional. The Supreme Court decided that it is constitutional. Stephanie there are a lot of restrictions in a lot of states why should there be no restrictions on guns at all. Caller there are restrictions on guns stephanie really . As part of a wellregulated militia. Caller technically she is wrong. Stephanie no she is not. The nra wants virtually no restrictions on gun ownership. Literally they think its okay if you are on a terrorist watch list to have a gun. I mean seriously . Caller here is the thing. Buying a gun doesnt take a life, having an abortion takes a life. What is a gun for, mike . Killing. Its for killing. Caller target practice. Stephanie practice for doing what . Shooting at black helicopters. Caller inherently a gun doesnt kill anybody. You have to do that. It is a tool that people use for only killing things or people. Stephanie it is something that is legal to have, and an abortion is something that is legal to do in this country, period. Caller and thats fine. But she said it was in the constitution, and its not. Stephanie she said it was her legal right was her point. Its not in the bill of rights. Caller thats my point. Stephanie if you had a vagina, mike how would you feel about having to have a transvaginal probe before you bought a gun how about that . Caller i dont see the point of that. Stephanie exactly we have a winner [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie and thanks for playing proving our point exactly. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie oh, that was a thing of beauty. Bless his heart. Stephanie bless his heart. He did not see that coming. All right margaret in texas you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hello. Stephanie hello. Caller i was just wanting to comment about the gun debate. Stephanie uhhuh. Caller actually theres the congress and there was one up to the president , everybody is talking about what to do about the gun problem. Its kind of ridiculous because it the government should have never let people have these assault weapontype guns. We have lots of guns in the country stephanie we did have a ban on those kind of guns, and then it expired. And this is what the result has been, so yeah. Im just waiting for the nra after John Brennans testimony to say that everyone should have a drone. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] well, yeah. As long as you dont have the hell fire missile attached it to. Stephanie exactly. You can have a drone but not with a hell fire miser miser stephanie its friday, im drunk. Stephanie yes. Nate in asheville you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, nate. Caller hi stephanie thanks for taking my call. Stephanie yes, go ahead. Caller i wanted to ask or suggest, you know, why are we cutting peoples throats and other social supports to attempt to balance the budget . It seems like the framing of the conversation is going that way, instead of cutting the military budget. Why is nobody talking about that. Stephanie go ahead, jim. Yeah, why should they go after entitlements when we have this huge bloated military budget. Caller 750 billion a year in ridiculous. Stephanie i dont even know why were arguing about things the military doesnt even say it wants or needs. Plus stationing soldiers in europe to keep the soviet union out, i think that ship as sailed. Stephanie just one, dolph lumgrin. Yes. Stephanie stephanie in utah. Hi, steph. Caller hi, i love you guys you are great. Stephanie thank you. Caller i watched the news yesterday, and they were talking about, you know, the drone, and the one guy says. The American People need to know. We need to know what . I need to know if my neighbor who is very angry i need to know if he has a gun. I need to know if the guy on the bus sitting next to me has a gun. There is a need to know. And they are talking about terrorism and all of these kinds of things. What about upstate idaho, there is nothing but terrorists up there. Stephanie you are talking about White Supremacists . Caller yes, they are as angry as terrorists. There are things besides White Supremacists in the panhandle of idaho stephanie theres potatoes. Potatoes and terrorists. And occasionally batman. And some good skiing. Stephanie if you want to have french fries with a white supremacist, thats the place to do it. Vats of boiling oil. Algators and moats i made that part up. Chewing up small children. Stephanie wearing boller hats. Technically it would be illegal to bomb a united state stephanie do we seem like fancy liberals with very little knowledge understanding of what is in the middle there. I have lived there. Stephanie right. Idaho . I lived in idaho, but i lived in the Mountain Time zone, yall havent. Stephanie look at you. Im fancy. Stephanie right back on the city slicker show. While your carpets may appear clean. Its scary how much dirt your vacuum can leave behind. Add resolve deep clean powder before you vacuum to expel the dirt within your carpets. Resolves deep clean powder is moist. Absorbing and lifting three times more dirt than vacuuming alone. Leaving you with a carpet thats truly fresh and clean. Dont just vacuum clean. Resolve clean. Announcer Stephanie Miller. She has got me all tangled up in one big doughy love pretzel. Stephanie uhhuh. You have been hanging out with john lithgow. Stephanie yes. Jacki schechner is here from her Little Health care corner. Come on get Jacki Stephanie good morning, jacki schechner. Good morning. Stephanie so we played this sound bite in rightwing world yesterday this Michelle Malkin rant. She was saying she was she was saying were all going to hell in a hand basket. Stephanie right. There are going to be no more doctors. Actually, i think theres no more doctors. Here it was. Out here in the real world the effects of obamacare including the medical device tax that is cutting r d and causing layoffs across the country in the most innovative firms, the fact that so many people who were intending to no longer going into medicine, thank you, brain drain, a consequence of obamacare, and doctor who were individual practicers are either bailing and retiring all together or going into concierge care. Have you heard that term . Do you know the people that are shutting down their practices, dropping insurance all together where now only the wealthiest can pay for care. Congratulations obamacare. Heck of a job. Stephanie so we tried to impact that little rice ball of nonsense yesterday. And i got a letter i sent to you. Dede rights malkin is right. Hey, steph the hospitals systems have brought up the big doctor practices. Smaller doctors were not brought into their systems. Medicare pays three times the amount that they pay a single doctor. Im related to a physician. There is going to be a shortage of doctors. Im very concerned blah blah blah. What are your thoughts on that . A lot of scooping generalizations, considering it doesnt kick in it will 2014. Its like chris brown did you read the account of his Community Service hours, where somehow he went back in time stephanie yeah. Thats what it is like Michelle Malkins time machine where she is predicting what has already happened. There is a medical device manufacturer tax and if were going to find money to help subsidize affordable insurance in this country it has to come from somewhere, so why dont we tax the people who make medical devices. But i dont think there has been any stifling of research and development. Its an argument they made to try to avoid the tax. Medicare is one of the leaders when it comes to innovating new procedures and technologies, and they are not having any problems. Stephanie you and i talked about the fare mongering, like for instance they have said Insurance Companies are raising their rates. And you said blame the culprit, the Insurance Companies. I dont understand why people are so hesitant to blame the people who are actually doing the bad act. If your employer is cutting back your hours because they dont want to give you access to Affordable Health care blame the employer. Exactly. Its like papa johns pizza is going to be 0. 14 more i have to fire people because of obamacare. Blame the companies, because you are a douche. Yeah the Top Five HealthInsurance Companies made more money they did the year before and the year before that. Why are we feeling sorry for the wealthiest . And the people who are making record profits and paying incredible salaries d health Insurance Companie