Thats when you know you have made in the business when you get to be a vehicle of some sort. Stephanie and god knows what she can do with her mouth beyond the news but here she is oh, you did not. Good morning, everybody, president obama is traveling to phoenix today where hes going to give a speech about homeownership and the middle class. He is expected to lay out a proposal that would phase out fannie mae and freddie mac and hand mortgage lending back to the private sector. Obama the key now is to encourage homeownership that is not based on unrealistic bubbles, but it is based on a Solid Foundation where buyers and lenders play by the same rules. Tomorrow the president will hold an online townhall sponsored and hosted by zillo. You can submit your questions now using the hashtag ask obama housing. The state department has issued a travel warning for anyone yemen. The state Department Also has removed all of its own nonessential people from the country. The u. S. Intercepted a message between al qaeda chief and the head of al qaeda in the arbabian peninsula who is based in yemen. A suspected u. S. Drone has killed four alleged members of Al Qaeda Al Qaeda yemen. And 19 different facilities in the middle east and north africa remain closed until at least saturday. Were back with more show after the break. Cenk off air alright in 15 minutes were going to do the young turks i think the number 1 thing than viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know im going to be the first one to call them out. Cenk on air whats unacceptable is how washington continues to screw the middle class over. Cenk off air i dont want the middle class taking the brunt of the spending cuts and all the different programs that wind up hurting the middle class. Cenk on air you got to go to the local level, the state level and we have to fight hard to make sure they cant buy our politics anymore. Cenk off air and they can question if im right about that. But i think the audience gets that, i actually mean it. Cenk on air 3 trillion dollars in spending cuts narrator uniquely progressive and always topical, the Worlds Largest online news show is on current tv. Cenk off air and i think the audience gets, this guys to best of his abilities is trying to look out for us. Only on current tv its a Beautiful Day dont let it get away stephanie uhhuh. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome it to. Six minutes after the hour, 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. Charlie pierce of esquire. Com on the big show today. Carlos alazraqui live in hour number three. He is in a few film, the pixar movie planes, and he said he has played every form of transportation known to man. [ applause ] stephanie he is a lot better with his mouth than that guy in the Police Academy movies and much nicer. Really . Do not drop that bomb and then run stephanie its an old radio story tell us you are going to tell us this story. Stephanie i dont remember his name. He did all of these funny noises [ buzzer ] like people cant go to impd and look it up. Stephanie all i know is he came on the radio show and wouldnt do any noises. I had the same experience with chris rock. He did not want to be there in the morning. Stephanie no . No. Not at all. Stephanie really . Gee, i love getting up at this hour. Love it. Love it. Love it. Stephaniemiller. Com the website. By the by, lots of love letters, jerry in illinois [ romantic music ] stephanie in my dear abby voice didnt she used to read letters on tv at some point . Did she do some segment . It was my favorite. Maybe on good morning america. Stephanie right. Something like that. Yeah. Stephanie all right. Dear momma and the mooks good luck with your new tv venture, i have been pestering my wife with Stephan Stephanie said this and stephanie said that for years and who doesnt. Now she watches your show and she is doing it. We cant wait watch your show. I would tell you but i would have to kill you. Well be on current until next week. But follow us on facebook and go to stephaniemiller. Com. Yes, and go to stephaniemiller. Com and along the top youll see member log in, click on that, and then in the banner, youll see subscribe exclamation point. Click on that. Stephanie its free yes, and you see email list free. Go to the bottom of that column and sign up. Stephanie and then youll be on our legendary email blast. But facebook is the easiest way to follow us. Stephanie i dont do any of it. I know you dont. Stephanie i quite by quill pen and candlelight. Four score and right. No. They used them in germany not that long ago stephanie oh, my god that is really early or a germany reference. It wasnt a hitler reference, but it was germany. Quills are very inefficient, im surprised anybody used them. Stephanie all right. Everybody get back in the bus. Are you having a flash back to your bus driving years. Stephanie yeah, theres Something Like a barely certified bus driver that is entrusted with transporting children. Were you certified at all . Stephanie little bit. Did you have to drive around cones . Stephanie no, they were like good enough. Here you go. See what you have done, you made me drive the bus out yeah. Stephanie im not sure which story is more disgusting, the hamburger or the lump of fat. Lets start with the fat berg. Stephanie yeah, 330,000 for a fake berger. Oh, you are talking about the Berger Stephanie yes. The words first lab grown hamburger made from the cells of a living cow was eaten in london. They said it tasted like ground up squid. Stephanie were all animal lovers, though, so i hope they perfect it. Obviously the cruelty issue would be taken care of. They are tasty. Stephanie it also an enormous environmental footprint. Thank you. I know. [ farting sounds ] stephanie and threaten all sustainable environmental damage. You big meat head. Just give it a chance. Cows are tasty. Stephanie well, they are working on it. You think cows are tasty as well. Stephanie shhh. I can help you that hump. What hump. Stephanie oh, this is disgusting [ breaking news theme] is that what happens when you eat pub food your whole life . Stephanie yeah, literally the size of a bus. A bussized lump of fat was discovered in the london sewer. Dont talk about Chris Christie that way. Stephanie hey, how did Chris Christie get in our sewer. What kind of fat . I dont get it. If you pour grease down the drain stephanie it turns into a bus. The grease from chips stephanie oh, there you go, fish and chips. It is the size of a bus literally. Its a 10ton fatberg. The mass was made of fat and wet wipes. Thats random. Stephanie they warned residents that certain things are simply not to be flushed. Like fat and sanitary napkins. Oh, is that what they call a tampon in london . I just think im going to barf youre not supposed to pour bacon grease down the drain and thats why you get a fatberg. Fatnato. [ applause ] stephanie what was our listeners idea yesterday, dolphinnato. Yes, theyll hump you to death. Stephanie humping mindlessly. Like any morning on sunset strip. What . Stephanie weiners sexting partner has done porn. Who could have seen that coming. So to speak. Stephanie right, exactly. Anthony weiners sexting partner, has filmed a hard core masturbation porn. What is that thats what onning t octomom did too. Stephanie why is it called that she is solo. Stephanie oh, i get it. Think of it so a soliloquy of porn. Yes, to be or not to oooooooooh got. [ heavy breathing ] [ magic wand ] stephanie you never finish a sentence. Right. You just end with ahhhhh. Thou is the ahhhhh. You end up sounding like the cowardly lion. Thats not a soliloquy. Thats dickens. You keep doing that. Stephanie no . No. Its the start of tail of two cities. Isnt it . Yeah. Stephanie its for vivid. In case you were wondering she was in here in l. A. I pass vivid every day. Stephanie all right. You missed your sydney leathers. Its right across the studio from universal studios. Step into the tram oh, hey now. [ breaking news theme] stephanie i got to google soliloquy so i can do the bit better when we came back. I must have been dozing during that class at usc theater. You are a theater major, and you dont know what a soliloquy is. Stephanie oh, for god sakes that was a thousand dead dreams ago. Tom bro brokaw knows what a soliloquy is it could be a porn monologue. Stephanie ill google that. And straight people of course of perfect moral values everywhere. Gay people are icky. I couldnt believe this story. A catholic teacher was fired after marrying his partner. They knew he had a partner for years and years and years, he got married and got fired. All right, seventeen minutes after the hour, right back on the Stephanie Miller soliloquy. Announcer i got her number off of the mens room stall, 1800steph12. And a distinctly satirical point of view. But you mentioned great leadership so i want to talk about donald rumsfeld. laughter cutting throught the clutter of todays top stories. This is the savior of the Republican Party . I mean really . With a unique perspective. Teddy rosevelt was a weak asmatic kid who never played sports until he was a grown up. laughter . And lots of fancy buzz words. Family values, speding, liberty, economic freedom, hardworking moms, crushing debt, cute little puppies. If Wayne Lapierre can make up stuff that sounds logical while making no sense. Hey, so can i. Once again friends, this is live tv and sometimes these things happen. Watch the show. Only on current tv. vo she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. Ok, so theres wiggle room in the Ten Commandments, thats what youre saying. vo shes joy behar. Current will let me say anything. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Awe, freak out, la freak, la sheik freak out ahhhhh freak out la freak la sheik freak out stephanie uhhuh. Twentyone minutes after the hour. I always thought there was something too good to be true about that bottomless salad bar. [ farting sounds ] so thats the source of the stephanie the outbreaks of diarrhea. At olive garden and stephanie its definitely not bottomless people are bottomless. They are actually blown their bottoms off. [ applause ] stephanie all right. So that happened. Be ware. I dont know if that planeful of brazilian teenagers it was chile, i believe. Oh, okay. Stephanie there has been 40 more poo in the show today. What is going on. I was talking about this story just because of all of the weiners in the world all of the straight people with their perfect family values. So magical in every way. I think this is a shame this day and age. Gay teacher at Catholic High School fired after marrying partner. He was fired after he married his partner and photos were published in the newspaper last month. Ken of rancho [ inaudible ] was fired from his teaching position at st. Lucys High School Days after he married his partner of ten years. Officials have been aware of his sec wall orientation for about ten of the 17 years he was employed at the school. His attorney said ken was one of the schools star educators. The decision to fire him off he married a man is heart breaking to him. He introduced his partner to administrators at school events. So they knew. While the school does not discriminate against teachers, public displays of behavior ah, behavior stephanie letting legally married is a public display of behavior disgusting stephanie that are directly contrary to Church Teachings he has not ruled out filing a lawsuit. And on line petition to reinstate him has been started and already has thousands of signatures. It is sad but this is the sort of thing that still needs to be litigated. With Ground Breaking stuff like marriage equality, comes the ancillary stuff stephanie but public displays of behavior, because a wedding announcement ended up in a newspaper thats not exactly shoving it in somebodys face it seems to me it brings up a whole host of legal issues. It certainly does. And all of these do need to be looked at. Stephanie wow, that Reince Priebus, gym Reince Priebus stephanie he is scary [ dogs barking. ] hello he whined. Stephanie Charlie Pierce wrote some great stuff on this. He is threatening cnn and cnbc now. Im threatening you. Look out, i might just go crazy. Just call me billy jack. Billy jack prebus. Stephanie he said the say goodbye to hosting gop primary debates. What . He is going to leave them out of that entertainment parade of whatever stephanie oh, that would be horrible. Reince priebus send a strongly worded letter. You are a stupid poopy head. Stephanie i bet they are still trembling. How dare you. Stephanie warning them if they went forward with planned Hillary Clinton hah hah, showed you. We dont let rudolf join in any reindeer games stephanie i bet those are some ratings blockbusters. Cnn announced it is showing a documentary about Hillary Clinton who is probably the most famous woman in the world. They announced they were producing a mini Series Starring diane lane stephanie im sure just the letterhead saying Reince Priebus. Tremble. I wonder what the thought on the many specials on the life of mitt romney. Stephanie yeah. Just saying. I love it when he gets all butch. You people are stupid duty heads. Stephanie uhhuh. Im not even certain there will be a Republican Party at that point. I dont we have been talking about this about what is happening with the Republican Party yeah. Stephanie and i i someone said the editorial yesterday are they self deinstructing . Im like, oh, you mean it is still happening . You mean it could get worse. Oh, god, it is going to get worse. Tremble before me. Stephanie this is a sad, sad little story. Tea party distances itself from Republican Party stars. This wasnt the revolution the tea party had in mind. [ baby crying ] stephanie it swept across of nocompromise lawmakers, and transforming up and coming stars including marco rubio stephanie conservative activists many have embraced more moderate positions on bedrock issues such as immigration and Birth Control. They keep sticking their finger in the eye of the people that got them elected. Ow ow ow stephanie yeah, thats right, ralph, dont take that from someone named Reince Priebus. As Charlie Pierce said obvious anagram, Reince Priebus. Be a man, ralph, go [ applause ] stephanie they are threatening to stay home. I would stay home, yes absolutely. [ patriotic music ] stephanie principle, right . Thats right. Stephanie dont mess around with these squishes. Mitch mcconnell is a squish. He has been too cooperative with the president. Primary the hell out of him stephanie seriously, he is getti getting tea bagged and he has been too cooperative with the president it is the ingawesome. How can i be tea bagged. Turtles dont have noses. Stephanie thats the problem today, too cooperative. Twentynine minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Compelling true stories. kaj jack, how old are you . Nine. adam this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines. Way inside. christoff were patrolling the area looking for guns, drugs, bodies. adam were going to places where few others are going. [lady] you have to get out now. Lots of terrible things happen to people growing marijuana. This crop to me is my livelihood. Im being violated by the health care system. christoff we go and spend a getting to know the people and the characters that are actually living these stories. vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. Occupy we will have class warfare. vo true stories, current perspective. Documentaries. On current tv. This show is about analyzing, criticizing, and holding policy to the fire. Are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night . Is this personal, or is it political . A lot of my work happens by doing the things that im given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. In reality its not like they actually care. This is purely about political grandstanding. Ive worn lots of hats, but ive always kept this going. Ive been doing politics now for a dozen years. vo hes been called the epic politics man. Hes Michael Shure and his arena is the war room. These republicans in congress that think the world ends at the Atlantic Ocean border and Pacific Ocean border. The bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. I do a lot of looking at those people as well. Not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. But we do care about them right . Cenk off air alright in 15 minutes were going to do the young turks i think the number 1 thing than viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know im going to be the first one to call them out. Cenk on air whats unacceptable is how washington continues to screw the middle class over. Cenk off air i dont want the middle class taking the brunt of the spending cuts and all the different programs that wind up hurting the middle class. Cenk on air you got to go to the local level, the state level and we have