Ultimate trump card, and his name is bubba. I told my husband he has to come out of retirement and be in charge. He has more ideas a minute than anybody i know. Put people back to work and make it happen. My husband who im going to put in charge of revitalizing the economy, because he knows how to do it. Kennedy hes going to do the most important job. So she is admitting he is going to be the president. Which means a, skeptics were right. Or b she is such a sellloathing quitter she is practicing a form auto sexist as fix yaition, choking her own chances of winning because even she thinks she cant do the job. Lets just say bill is in charge of the economy because the 90s were sow frigin great. But she is running a diet Sanders Campaign and she is going to champion his hallmark causes like healthcare, the 1994 crime bill that made 3 strikes about so much more than baseball. I hate to interest fear with her freeforall. But bill clintons 90s agenda is about as welcome in an liz breath warren. Temperature political season, she be hoping voters are too dumb to note difference. Ryan is prebus says a third party run would be suicide. I went to North Carolina to ask about the states transgender bathroom law. Moby shows his new memoir. Get going. Oh, hillary, she says if she is elected shell upgrade bill from first dude to econ is our man. Good decision, pandering or something much, much worse. Lets ask my motherapproved party panel. Joanne nosuchinsky. Guy benson here, welcome, everybody. Im its so nice to have you. Guy, im going to start with you. How can she run with bill but against some of his most important policies from the 90s. Thats going to be tricky. Not unless you understand she doesnt expect voters to think particularly hard about any of this. Bill clinton is one of the most popular politicians in the country. People see him as a successful economic president. So shell say ill put number charge of the economy. Then shell be left to run foreign policy, and what could go wrong there. But im glad you made this point. What made bill clinton in many respects on the economic front was his willingness to cooperate with conservatives and republicans to triangulate and Work Together on free trade and reforms on welfare that are utterly anathema to the current environment. They are toxic. She said he knows how to do it. We said on a few counts maybe he does, but she cannot embrace any of those ways. Kennedy what does she say about free trade . She was against tpp. Hes going to be president , wont he . Thats what she is promising. How sexist is that. She is delegating responsibility. He can focus on the economy and she can focus on her strong suit which is destroying countries in the the middle east. Kennedy then nobody wins. Hes not 1994 bill clinton. Hes 2016 bill clinton. Sexual assault bill clinton . Kennedy are you surprised by her auto sexist asphyxiation . I love that by the way. Thats great. I dont think any of us should be. Most us get warm fuzzies, not me, when we hear the name bill clinton. But hes getting old. The economy like we have been saying is different than it was in the 90s. What about the rise of tech and robots taking jobs. If im a worker at a fast food joint and i know a kiosk will take my job, what will bill clinton do for me. Kennedy he may use the robots to turn this party around. Hillary clinton made a poor showing against Bernie Sanders in West Virginia. She is hoping to redeem herself tomorrow in the kentucky primary. Thats how she talks when she goes to a southern state. Can she west the blue grass state away from the jaws of bernie . I dont think she can. They are considering voting against her. I think she is playing catchup. She had 11 events in kentucky. She really need to fight for this if she wants it. Kennedy kentucky has vast coal country. When she alienated coal voters and working class people in the midwest and the out by saying she is going to put entire swaths of people out of work. My question is, because you look how she is doing against bernie, is she losing to him or losing to herself. She always loses to herself. Bernie sanders has been running this campaign about a vast movement and lots of excitement and cheering crowd. She has just been trudging along on this joyless slog of inevitability. The entire stretch. And she has the thing basically locked up. Bernie said he was not running to win the nomination, he has thrown in the towel and she is still losing states. She lost in West Virginia and that was her 20th loss. Kennedy that was her biggest win in 2008. West virginia gave her the largest margin of victory against now president obama. How can she deploy bill in this tight race . I dont know that she can. I agree with what guy is saying. Its not like i disagree with her on every policy issue and i think she is a war monger and criminal. But i cant believe she would say things like we are going to put a whole bunch of coal miners out of business it remind me of when she said we were dead broke coming out of the white house. Hasnt she learned this . She is very bad at this. I getss a limited selfawareness and maybes something that cant be taught. Because bill chin on in his prime always knew how to max nice a moment with tv cameras and voters. She doesnt have that human quality and basic awareness that portrays some level of competency. Coming up, the party panel returns. He has a nasty dilemma. A little later. Hes a mens room in the state of North Carolina. Here is a peek. Which bathroom should i use . I cant tell. In new york state, we believe tomorrow starts today. 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I think hes considering his own political career. Hes very youngish or unifying the party. He should flip a coin or do what i do and thats get really drunk, then everything becomes a little clearer. This whole wishy washy thing is getting old. Kennedy pick a side, paul. You love paul ryan. There are so many thing about him that you justley attribute after attribute. You think hes great. Tell me more. Who cares what paul ryan thick . How about the guy in charge of the house in charge of spending doing a great job. He came out with his famous spending plan that balanced the budget in 92 years. He lost a debate to joe biden. Hes part of the establishment the people on both side have voted against. Count ted cruzs votes in there, too. It only hurt trump if he endorses him. Kennedy i think you are right. I know paul ryan is a man of principle. But unfortunately he espouses thing he doesnt live by. Thats what bums me out. He talk about cutting entitlement spending, but the budgets he crafts are below thed. They are less bloated and the alternative. And he has taken a serious thats like saying mel carter is skinnier than the guy who had to be buried in a piano case. Paul ryan is the first main Party Politician in a long time to seriously take on what was thought to be the third rail of politic, and he worked hard over many years to normalize it as a political idea and kennedy its not enough for me. Im a finicky eater. I unpart it is he was trying to ingratiate himself with the leadership. Im an admirer of him because hes at least willing to tell the truth on the Biggest Issue bankrupting us fastest and putting forward Proactive Solutions on those. What this has to do with trump, i met him a few times. I dont know paul ryan very well. My gut instinct is he doesnt want to endorse donald trump. Kennedy you are from the east coast. And paul ryan is a midwesterner. And midwesterners have a didnt style of comportment. Trump got his butt kicked in wisconsin by ted cruz. As the republican speaker of the house with lots of caveats and reluctantsies he will put forward a proforma endorsement and encourage any of his members that need to to run on the republican side. Kennedy if thats the day and the they come to, paul ryan want his tax plan and donald trump is schizophrenic so essentially we are hosed. I think if he doesnt endorse donald trump, that helps him. That feeds into the theme that hes not of the establishment. Im not a donald trump supporter. He thinks ron paul is secretary of state john kerry. I will campaign for. Kennedy president obama is obsessed with donald trump. He keeps talking about him, even at College Commencement speeches. Greggreg gutfeld up next. Stay here. Show me top new artist. Ah, ha ha. Show me top male artist. My whole belieber fan group. Its not a competition, but if it was i won. Xfinity x1 lets you access the greatest library of Billboard Music awards moments, simply by using your voice. The Billboard Music awards, live sunday may 22nd, 8 5 pacific, only on abc. Kennedy this weekend reince priebus, the rnc chair said a Third Party Campaign against donald trump would be a Suicide Mission. It many a Suicide Mission for our country. You are throwing down 8 years of the white house and potentially 100 years on the Supreme Court and wreck can this country for generations. Is the gop a third party because of him . Lets ask greg gutfeld. Lets party with a third party. Onethird Party Candidate is a spoiler, thats a Suicide Mission. What i have been advocating for is to get everyone in. Get mitt romney and Bernie Sanders. This is my talking points. There should be trump, hillary, maybe ben sasse, and bernie. You have to have four. You have to start with four. Then you have got andrew wk from the green party. I think ralph naird is still alive. What about the comedian that always used to run. No, hes dead. Every year. Kennedy since 1968. It would be fairer if you have ones who are able to cancel each other out. If its just s oork its just s. Kennedy let they say what they think and feel without the democratic overlords. Recently in an interview daryl hall was asked about Cultural Appropriation and a concern as a white man he borrowed heavily from black culture. He says its not about being blacker white. The music you listened to is your music it has nothing to do with Cultural Appropriation. He said no i cant go for that. He said you are out of touch. He was feeling his oats. Kennedy is he going to hire some private eyes to follow that reporter around . I wish i had something to respond, but i ran out of songs. Kennedy im such a man eater. Hes amazing. He operate on the arrogance of his talent. He said these people do not know what i do and how good i am at this so shut up. I dont think the writer, salon or slate was prepared for that. And his logic is correct. If you apply Cultural Appropriation to everything, that makes everything karaoke. What about chop sticks, cowboy last, cowboy boots . Using a fork is Cultural Appropriation. Culture is a stew where all the things are in there and we absorb it. Kennedy isnt that what artists are supposed to do . Arent they supposed to take it various and disparate influences that touched throughout their formation and based them into a mature sauce we can ladle and enjoy the rest our lives . My polka jam band does exactly that. Its so great when you see age catch up with talent. But his wisdom. Now its daryl hall, an amazing singer and hes really smart and he doesnt give a damn. When somebod damn, thats when they are their smartest. Thats the hall and oats album along the red edge. Look it up. Thank you so much for being here. Its always a pleasure. You fill up my cup. Finding nemo is reborn. 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Here on topical storm we like to wrestle with the great unanswerable questions for humanity such as are some babies born evil . Well check out this adorable shaved ape who gets perverse pleasure in other peoples pain. He knows how much he likes parking his stroller at the skate park and watch other people suffer. Yeah, here is the same baby watching some president ial stumbles. Oh, carly. Thats a really mean baby. Watching this kid get hit by a giants snow ball will soften him up. Kennedy he likes that, too. I mean, i cant even like hit a nicer baby. Dogs have been described as many things, mans best friend, fur babies, and the fertile crescent. Dogs are super happy. Jackson, are you ready for your bath . You want to go for a walk . Do you want a bath . Lets go for a walk. Kennedy thats a stark contrast to cats. They dont even respond to their own name. Come on, cat, merks ow. Hey, stubborn cat. Are you recording that . Mittens, mittens, look at me, mittens. Kennedy try putting that thing on a leash. And bathing them . Forget about it. An animal who hates baths is a dirty, disgusting devil beast. Topic number three, except for that dog who ran under the bed. That was cute. Cats would kill you if you tried to bathe them. The game print rangers and the blue jays deinvolved into a bare knuckle flight fight. Hoaf say bautista is trying to break up a double play. Oh, no, the Korean Baseball Team is break out in a fight. Oh, this is highly unprofessional. Is it the Turkish Parliament . This is quite an embarrassment. The apes are revolting . Its godzilla versus space godzilla. This game has gone off the rails. There it is. Wait a second. Is that an amoeba fighting . Thats the end of the world as we not, and i dont feel fine its all gone the out of hand. Topic number four. This one sent to us by j. M. Browning using the trash tag topical storm. A lady in texas selling her pet. Its a house creature. A 1,000pound bison comes into her house and sometimes escapes on to the local golf course. Its owner says this. When she is hot and sweat irshell come in and lay on the couch. Im kidding. She does come in the house. She is hot and sweaty, too. Thats my kind of gal. Having a hairy animal the size of three or four refrigerators bumming around your house. But at least bison respond to their own name. Last i checked, they dont eat your corpse if you die alone in your apartment. So the order of pet preference is dog, money bison, cat is way, way down there number 5. The worlds most uptight mom. She is minding her own business getting dinner ready when in those a dread and bloodthirsty clown fish. And no, she is not amused. Watch. She was so mad. I wonder what the mean baby thought of her terror. Maybe thats mean babys mom. They belong together. If you have any weird stories you want to see on the topical storm. Go ahead and tweet me kennedynation. Always use topicalstorm. Coming up, the party panel returns. Katie couric has a new gun control documentary. Go for the jugular and gun data. Later, who should determine which bathroom you use . Before i had the shooting, burning, pinsandneedles of diabetic nerve pain, these feet played shortstop in high school, learned the horn from my dad and played gigs from new york to miami. But i couldnt bear my diabetic nerve pain any longer. So i talked to my doctor and he prescribed lyrica. Nerve damage from diabetes causes diabetic nerve pain. Lyrica is fda approved to treat this pain, from moderate to even severe diabetic nerve pain. Lyrica may cause serious allergic reactions or suicidal thoughts or actions. Tell your doctor right away if you have these, new or worsening depression, or unusual changes in mood or behavior. Or swelling, trouble breathing, rash, hives, blisters, muscle pain with fever, tired feeling or blurry vision. Common side effects are dizziness, sleepiness, weight gain and swelling of hands, legs, and feet. Dont drink alcohol while taking lyrica. Dont drive or use machinery until you know how lyrica affects you. Those who have had a drug or alcohol problem may be more likely to misuse lyrica. Now i have less diabetic nerve pain. And these feet would like to keep the beat going. Ask your doctor about lyrica. Kennedy they are a tiny green irish band. Katie couric is pushing a gun control agenda. Its called under the gun. This is argument that is perpetrated by the gun lobby. But most Public Health experts and gun Safety Experts say its just a specious argument. Kennedy its specious. Is that a big word for foul reasoning . Lets ask our party panel, joanne nosuchinsky, guy benson, dave, the good guy with the gun is a get . If armed gangs were break into my house i would call the cops and say come, but leave your guns. She should stick to miking documentaries about fat people. Kennedy and i went on atkins and lost 15. Here is a woman with zero experience in this arena who obviously has an ageneral do. And rampant d an agenda. I thought seeing katie couric on the today show, thats a first, this might work. I see a potential he