Oh, wow. Oh, thank you. Cool. I should bathe more often. All righi mort. Happy wednesday. Tomorrow night is the much cnndn president ial debate. N deits happening in less thans 24 hours, which means the biden camp has already sent cns meaniw of q of questions. Trumps expected to be asked some tough ones, like if hell respect the results of the election or how well solve the middle eas t. While biden is expected to be asked tough questions like, are you okay . And can you hear me . Meanwhile, last nights squad, Jamaal Bowman, lost his primary election in his concession speech, jamal said he plans to spend more time with his family. Exercis e, traveling and hating jews. Berman said hell never stop fighting for the people that got him elected. Unless they die. Crashing planes into buildings . Yeah. The new film a quiet place day one opens in theaters this weekend. Apparently, whole movie takes place at a Brian Kilmeade book signin1 is ag. Speaking of books, Hillary Clinton will release a brand new memoirad book hourn september 17th, just seven weeks before the electio n. In this book, shes promising to teach readers, quote,elon hoo age with grace. I didnt know bill was banging some chick named grace. Yeah yeah. Lauren boebert secured the gop nomineecurede in after t tuesdays primary. Analystshe gop her victory to hr populist platform and. Oh, no. Opul weis love lauren bo burke. R just giving her a little gentle poke. Or is it tug or tug. New york city commuters loser an average of 100 hours per year in traffic. Wow. Talk about a loss of life. Says someone murdered on the subway. Grim, but true. Millions of gallons of sewage runoff has led to the closure of many california beaches. No wonder gavins hair looks like such. Scientists in japan have created lab grown living skin for robots to make them more human like. But the prototype looks horrifying. You saw one coming. All right, lets do a monologue. So her a monologuee are grief c. You might want to head over to the Democratic National headquartersr and packu will a toothbrush because youre going to be there a while. E because if you look closely, the lefts biggest cheerleaders are starting to recogniz looee o that they pitch their wagon to the wrong horse and itsk a horse that can barely walk. Never mind run, though he does need his stall shoveled out twice a day. No wonder the dems are taking the new polling so hardthey. E deni theyre in the denial stage. So how bad is the rationalizingu. Check out this clip of obamas former speechwriter on morningta breath. If you look at polls who of voters who say that theyre following the race closely, getting their news from tv ty fw getting their news from newspapers. Joe biden has a huge lead with those voters. Hes struggling is among younger voters, black voters, voters, white voters, people who just arent paying as close attention to politics are tuned in. And one of the reasons theyre not tuned in is because theyre cynicatunel about politics and theyre frustrated about politics. So you gefrustratt that joe s a huge lead except with, you know, younger voters, black voters, latino voters, whityoe all voters. Re all thats left are dead voters who the dems always seem to get at the last minute. Thebut the latest pollsacks have trumps support among blacks at almost double last la time with similar numbers for hispanics. Its true trump isspanic more pr with blacks and hispanics that big. Then big butts but thats a pd statement there. Meanwhile, both groups are fleeing biden like he just ps aasked them to stop talking at the movies. Vies, ther big hit would say ill give you. Sometimes we need to keep ityout down to show. Ha ha ha. All biden could do now is be seen with his only black friend. But those whiny democrats you just heard from, theyre righ frot, are cynical. But do they know why cynicism defined as a response to unkept promises in a relationship prom biden is failing because he simply hasnt produced for anyone to the average voter. Joe is worse than ineffective. Nd not hes irrelevant. Not part of our lives. Can any honest person look at state of the country and say that someone is actually steeringth ste ship . E we have more confidenceco in captain cruncrunch, which isy you got the cynicism. If hopelessnes s, fuel. A america would need to drill. Saericy what you want about tru. But with that guy around, there was no questioning who was in chargtrump bue. Just ask the 600 or so cabinetr members he fired and he goes through advisers the way j. Lo goes through husbands. But more important, trump did what he promised but he might not like them, but he produced. And our standard of living was simply in the living better than the. We had a border. And energy was cheaper than hiring brit hume to jump oute ca of a cakkee. We didnt have wars flaring like global hemorrhoids. Ke globaits fundamental differr between trump and biden voters. Trump supporters are optimisumpt about their vote, but even the dems are calling their own voters pessimiste bu as trumper. Dont hope and pray hell make things better. They kind of expecte ump vod trump watch america to be great. Biden offers free student loanes. He taxes your tips. Its a simple concept reciped ta city getting Something Back for what you put in. Inits when a waitress saysm im hilarious on the five. As a rewarhilarioud i might go e with her. Yeaght goh. But American Voters are simply. Oh, but American Voters are simply not feeling reciprocity. Coubntry now is like a jo we are constantly promised haises and a better officetly f time after time none of that happens. Will. Of course, youre going to get cynicappou get l, especially when everyse time youre denied a raise, you keep getting told by the boss. We see our company likehe a family thats the biden whitet house. Oh, it is a family , but only his family gets paid. Which is whyh biden is the leat reciprocal president in history. Its not that the the le feels like were stuck with a partner in d. C. That doesnt care. Partne doeits like we have onet that doesnt know were even here. Thats the entireven know ife bg bloc. But you cant find a cynic among trumpers because trumpmp tries to reciprocate. Its in his blood as a salesma n and all thats in joes blood is formaldehydse. The Biden White House feels like a one way street that leads to a giant bridge that was destroyed by a container ship instead of paying you back. We have inflation, high energy cost, deteriorating cities, and an invasion from the south that is producing a steadyties s stream of foreign invaders and their american victims. An id say boat like your life depends on it. Maybe because it doeslets wewhat welker and gal he lives in a gated community. Meaninn d commung its a play pr and comedian judy miller. She had enough knowledge not to go to college. Host of emily saves america. F emilemily, shes so skinny, se uses chapstick as deodorant. New york times best selling author and Fox News Contributor get to fo her deodorant and he can catch a cab with his bare handsh. New york times best selling author comedian, former intervieweorndr nwr jeffrey joe, i think you as a comedian y must understand reciprocity. You tell really bad jokes and people boo. Yes. Cause and effect. Its a cause and effect. Do you think this is that this is driving the cynicism for joe biden . Is that they thecitizensrey feee they have to vote for him even though he. Well, we talk about is is trump going to get a big i part of the black vote . Mmhmm. Hes not hes not enlisted. Donald j. E trump stands for jamarcus. All of a sudden, hes not goinlg get that audience. But i think whats good is that hes seeing enough improvemenen ht that the democrats are going to realize, oh, we have to do something for the people that werealize take a for granted, which is a very bad thing. You never want to have a voting bloc thing you taken for grante. So, yeah, i think i think what were seeing is people are realizing they have other choiceats. T and to compare the two of them, compy, he guy whos angr yelling, and whos the guy whos smiling and looking like hes having a great timeand who yeah. Its not usually the incumbent whos angry and yelling because wenoy thincumben know t, for them to keep him upright is enougorh of challenge. E to and right now, were going to see tomorrow when we have this debate, i mean, they canmove this ring bring iny advisers and Fact Checkers as they want, but itse a bl its going to be a bloodbath. And im looking forwardoo to seeing. G forw ar mm. So tired of bloodbaths getting a bad its really,g itally soothing after a long day of worsk. Emily, i feel like on the democrat side right, they have this cynicism that they feel towards joe biden, but emotionallythey theyre scarred by trump. You know, are its like they dont know which is worse. Whatt . You say to tha so i can stop me and yeah, you know, its i swear we say these people have likend at stockholm syndrome. And at this point, its like they refuse, obviously. Le turn on any other news outlet. Im the only one watching fox on the plane right hert e, and ind walk by them, and its justever everything that happenedic four years ago. Which is funny because none of it ever actually happened. They still funny walk talk about today. So like, ill be walking down1 f the street and one of my neighbors, she doesnt kno wspeak, im a dirty republican. And, you know, shes just sitting there every day and shes like every and, i sweh races for a while. And like, you know, the crazy hair having our coffeerr coffeev im just like, you guys have to admit, no matter how mentally ill you ar i e, your lives were way, way better underneath them, especially, like youre saying that youre having a 9 coffee and a homeless person is like so si on the street in front of you. And youre just so silly, you knowll . But its like they haven that syndrome and i dont see it changing, but it sein will sn i listen to everyones conversations around me. All their lives. Yeah. No can afford anything. T im in the heart of los angeles, so i mean, theyre kindof of saying it without saying it. And i will say people are secretly voting this time. Th this ti. K so too the heart of l. A. Is actuallyof an, basically, otherwise knownic as downtowallyn l. A. Yes, exactly. So, kat, how do you feel about the reciprocity comparison . I think like trump being a salesmany in there he he hesd to it. Like if he says hes going to do something, he ha ihings t even if he fails, he tries. Biden does not even try. I think hes trying. I say he does. I think no, i think its like harder for him to do like the basics of daily life. Yeah. Yeah. Its of sad. Really . Mmhmm. I think cynicism, theres a lott to go around. There actually are record numbers of voters to likey excitedher about either candidate. Mmhmm. I do thinkndidate. Right. Just based on nothing other than my own personal base othermy experiences, is thatt the only people i hear excited to vote for somebody. Xcited the people who are excited to vote for trump. Yeah, there are people t for. Theres one right there. Yeah, yeah. Oh, there, there. There are the people thatng are just really. Okay, im going to go out there. I cant wait to votether for tre but as you mentioned earlier, there therare is equally passionate emotion on the left. L trump. Truagainst yes. I can honestly say sincerely, i have not heard a singlmp. N sav person say theyre excited to vote for joe biden. Nojoet 1 perst one person. And i i it, but i have heard people say they remember, you know, crying that they have the passionate hatred can be a motivatining,g get to. Bin yeah. What youre saying is the election is between biden an and trump between biden and trump, not trump. King tand yeah, absolutely it i. Yeah. Last word to you, tyrus. S. So to be clear, which president was promising a big girl in each cup because that will change things. That wash p beca bill clinton. A that was bill clintos n. I wasnt old enough the first time, but now i know i voted for the second time. Howard thetime now, 29, fact ch. Wait, thats the next segment, right . Big girls, not man. The reciprocity as a word. I dont get i dont like it. He i feel like youre picking on me when you say it. It makes you wann t to fight this. You know, i retired. Yeah, i know. Thank you for retiring yetetin to be embarrassed to go after you for a word i dont understand. D to gt beat up by you. I dont know if theres. s a theres any coming back to thato and i would feel a lotwa of prosody towards you. I would imagine. Very great for us to wrestle, though. I would craw great to wrl all nw because no matter what happens, you win. If no mattha i grab greg and chm out real quick to be like tyrus. Just manhandle the smaller guy. But ive let you hold onto my leg for while and get weird. I feel uncomfortable, you know what im saying and thenth at some point i went through this would kill me. Yeah. As thosekill m for who saw thata yo and so that no matter what happens, youre going to winu. So im just going to stay in the chair, get joe, take it from here. All right. All right. Up next, the times wont be lax when checking the facts, introducing new advil, targetedr relief. 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So thatll be really exciting. Yeah. I donllt i think theyll be theyll be resting cat whilel joe talking because theyll go like oh were good with him go w wit trump start talking. Ald. Eyll all lean forwar well, the interesting thing alreeven if they werent biased ,its already going to be harder for trump f because weer remember that little thing where. Own ju bidens own Justice Department was like, wster wi cant charge him with stuff because hes a bumbling old mato who doesnt know whats going on. Yes, thats insane. Inthatsright . Ha thats but thats why i always say his greatest strength is his weakness, because trump lies. Trump is lying. Yeah. If biden lies, p is lyi its like, well, he doesnt know where hed like to. He you know, its a lot harderaw to get mad at someone thats like, you know. Yeah. So everything any lie. People already mentally have the asterisk of like. But does he really knole alrea his uncle wasnt eaten by cannibals. Yeah. F it actually makes it harder for it does, it does. Trum taras i have a feeling that the friday are already written. Oh, yeah . Well, forget that. The 29. I just. How are they going to is it going to be 29 little panels with people sitting in ieople st and half the screen on the tv . Well, i dont think youve got to watch all 29 when it goes down. We want to make sure theres not a lot of feeling ws checkere in mixed with these Fact Checkers got to stayck on topf want of it so i want all 29 on the screen while hes talking cnn panel all of the thing. Then while one president s talk, we all get thumbs up or if someones lying they put they all up. And if they werent sure, we get a bunch of these guye s, do you know, and then when biden talks, they go like this. Yeahknow wn toxi its like a gim call. Yeah, i want him because what happens when they when we get 54 of the Fact Checkers like i want to know who this is a no secret juro thy i wantg to know whos calling who a liar and stuff. Thats a good idea. Actually, they should tella lial should be total tran