What happened to journalism today . Look today. My brother here on the left, greg, buzzby morphed the two of us and provided this photograph. This is what wed look like if you you can see the different folks glades is not right. Kimberly you have lipstick on. Bob you look like a serial killer. Greg that is how i look saturday night in the village. Not that good. All right. First i want to announce i got brand new shoes. Look at these. Bob really good. Greg my wife got me these. Got them on sale. Kimberly fancy. Bob and banned phrase. Big picture. If you say think about the big picture that means your opinion is more important than yours. Dana i use it this weekend. Eric how much did you play for the shoes . Greg probably 50. Dana not what you said in green room. Greg 70. Eric no. We have to go. That is it for the five. That for watching. See you welcome to red eye. It is like breakfast at tiffanies if by breakfast you mean soiling myself. Andy, what is coming up on tonights show . Our top story, a judge validates mayor bloomburgs limits on sugar redrinks one day before they are to take affect the the shocking thing that is the greatest thing since the big gulp. And an attorney asks judge david levey to prevent jewish from serving on the jury. And finally, is internet porn forcing parents to have the birds and the bees talk with their kids at an earlier age . Some say yes. Others, well, i think others say yes actually. Greg . Thanks, andy. You becha, greg. Q. I bye. Lets welcome our guests. She is so hot that hot pockets serve her as an after school snack. I am here with anchor lori rothman. And he is so sharp he is often mistaken for a are cay ofing for a carving station. And in texas she considered a belt buckle, my sidekick, bill schulz. Everybody is in red today. And if fierce commentary was tuna fish he would come in a tiny n cay. Gavin mcguinness. Writer for street carnage and street carnage. Com. Get ready for the least informative show, america. He gets more and more mean every day. Is it defeat for enemies of sweet . Well, a judge has cut Michael Bloomburg down to size. If that is possible. Invalidating the ban on large, sugar redrinks a day before it is supposed to go into affect. The tipping lig tingling junior says while a gloomy bloomer said he is totally in error, and that the city will prevail on appeal, here is the mayor speaking to reporters after the ruling. Sir, you want to do the saming as the same as everybody else and identify yourself . Didnt even know his employees. The ban goes as planned. They woulden force it during the restaurant they would enforce it during the restaurant enforcement. They pound on an extra ounce and what does husky puppy think . I agree with husky puppy completely. Gavin, you are a libertarian. You happen to hate fat people. In a way you are in kind of a bind. It is hard on us fattists. You are a fattist. No, i actually get a lot of backlash from your viewers because they tend to be fairly i want them to know that i dont mind this is not a problem. We are talking about when you cant sit on a plane and stuff. Thats when we end up paying for it. Hemorrhoids . No, these people end up having sores that have you ever been to the er . You should drink more. So are you happy that this happened or unhappy . The reason i bring up er is obesity is an issue in this country, and they are correct that we have to change americas diet. But even this simple obvious truth, they are totally incapable of handling. The fact he thinks he can handle this problem shows how naive and arrogant he is. You cant solve it. You cannot enforce you utopia even if you happen to be right. They are always parts of a utopian society, but when you do that people die. We dont even enforce the laws in the city. It is the most libertarian city on earth. None of them are enforced. 15yearolds hang out at bars after school. People smoke pot on the street pretty much openly. I dont think the soda ban is ever going to happen. I am wondering how much it would actually cost. The 15yearold in a bar could explain the awkwardness from earlier this week when i wont get into that story because it is still pending legal deals. Lori, you are a business lady and a small one at that. Is this a victory for the little guy or the little girl . It is a victory for normal people. It is a question of mislaid priorities, right . Gavin, you make a great point. There are tremendous burdens on this countrys health care system. It is up for tremendous debate in washington, but i think this is completely the priorities of this mayor, this nanny mayor are so off between the banning trans fat and the ear buds and he is even trying to get me to breastfeed rather than use formula for my babies back in the day. That was me. Ridiculous. Focus on creating be joes so people can work and afford better, healthier food. Thats why lower income people tend to be obese because fast today is cheap. Thats true. And nutritious. Fastfood is nutritious. Good food is even cheaper. Rice is cheaper than anything. You have to have a kitchen to prepare it. You can get fat on rice. People dont have kitchens . If are you a low income person you have two and three jobs and you dont have the time to take that time to prepare a healthier meal. And many dont have an adequate kitchen to prepare food like that. Especially the lazy ones. Food like rice and potatoes are carbohydrates and they make you fatter than anything at mcdone mcdonalds. I am a diet expert. Bill, when you were making the german films your nickname was big gulp. You are technically the expert here. What do you make of it . I have come full circle on this. Is this a silly thing . It is a very silly thing. But the outrage, the anger at bloomburg has suddenly eclipsed anything dumb about this story. Where is the anger . This show at least once a week. What are you talking about . You know what i love about you . I love when you have nothing to say you bring up an idea that somebody here is angry. I dont hear anybody here angry. We are just happy. Those are not Sweet Nothings you are whispering into his ear. I also have other things to say. I am not only a professor of positive tee how long is this list . It will be qis. First of it will be quick. First we out pace the National Average and cut teen pregnancy at record lows. We reduced fire fatalities and traffic fatalities. 35 lower than in 2001. We first came here and we have cornell coming to roosevelt island. That is going to bring billions into the city. Unemployment has never been lower. Unemployment has never been lower compared to the rest of the country. We were the last to get in the recession and the first to get out of it. Guys that contridicts what he is saying. He is right that bad food leads to diabetes, but you are a more ron if you think you can cure diabetes with your stupid rules. We are saying he is nitpicking and you say i am saying that the rage does not equate with the act. Nobody is talking about rage except you. The one staw statistic that is left is the amount of people leaving new york. It is huge. You have never seen more people leave new york because they cant afford to live here. It is good for you. It is bad for the average american. What is the number of people leaving new york . Look it up. Try to come to new york and hold down a job. You cant afford it. More and more people are look it up. These are the specifics. Those are the specifics you looked up. They were actual statistics. More people are leaving new york than ever before. That is that . Is it because of all of these statistics . You are paying a lot for a great lifestyle. There you go. It is great for people who can afford it is what you are saying. Yes. So you are an elitist. No you have to pay a lot to stay here or complain a lot and leave. If you want your big gulp no, most people who complain a lot are supposed to stay here because thats what you do in new york. A lot of people are leaving because they cant afford to be here. Are you not for this regulation, are you . I am not for it, but the whining far out lies the crime. Out lies the crime, okay of the from large drinks to a politician who thinks. He wants to end their zeal over guns that are not real of the last week stupidly a maryland second grader was suspended after he shaped his pop tart into a pistol. This week a state senator proposed a bill. He is kind of attractive. He introduced the School Discipline act to restrict the punishment and it can hand down on students who have a picture or object that happens to look like a gun. I thought they were going to keep that picture up forever. The measure is a provision for disciplining school staff who overreact and would make sure these incidents dont become part of a permanent record. And lawmakers across the country are pushing for taxes on firearms. Proposals include a 25 sales tax on guns and am mow in ammo in massachusetts or taxachusetts. I just came up with that. A 70 tax on this. How can you tax that adore built . Lori, as a mom, or you claim to be a mother, but there is no proof. Do you salute senator jennings . I know gavin empathizes. Very fresh. I havent been called fresh since i was in second grade. Timeout, mister. It is Old School Brooklyn adjective. A teacher would say that. Yes, in the 1950s. Kids do what they do and say what they say. They are emulating grownups and cant punish them. Especially the one making the toaster strudels into guns. Is that what they are doing . It is insanity to punish them for this. How screwed up is it we need legislation to deal with something this stupid . We do we have to tell teachers and administrators that a gun made out of a pastry is evil. It never looks like a gun because it is a pop tart. It looks like a pop tart and they dont resemble weapons. At least they didnt in my day. I like the provision about this though. It will actually punish the teachers. The kids will not bankrupt the country one municipality at a time. Gavin, lets talk about the taxing of bullets and guns. Do you still want to talk about the pastry . The unturned stone here is that this is a war thought just against bullies, but against masculinity. You didnt see this before, but now kids are punished if they go like this and kids test scores or boys test scores are below and they include a behavior now. They quantify how good the kid is. It is kids raised without dads and it is starting an estrogen culture. Boys are being penalized for it. Thats an interesting link you made. I still want to ask you about the tax issue here. Isnt this like how it always works . No matter what happens it will always be a victory for beurocracy. Even though they solved nothing with gun control laws, they were able to put money into their pockets, into the coffers by taking an issue and demonizing an issue. They talk about gangsters and murderers, but then when they go to pursue it, they cant find those guys. They punish the people who follow the rules. You see the same with immigration. They say, we have to stop this. We need more rules with immigration. And then they punish us who come here and bring jobs. The ones who float over the river, they cant get them. Thats forgotten. Bill, you make guns into pastries at your gun pastry shop. Thats the answer. That is what he has to talk to all of the gun people about. Turn the guns into something that resembles a strudel. That will f with the teachers heads and the kids will be a little less fat because they will be playing with the strudels rather than stuffing it down their giant pie holes. And it is a pie hole. By definition the government punishes those who follow the rules because they need to get money and it has to be the guys on record as existing, so by their very definition they are here to tap the rule abiders. That is true, my friend. You are learning quickly. This is a good class. I guess there are tax for things like cigarettes and alcohol, not good. Guns, to your point, are you punishing people who use guns for good things, for defensive measures and against crime. Is that your point . The gangsters are not rolling their eye and say oh great, another bullet tax. I am going to stop killing at this po nie t. Point. It is too expense tiff. That started off as a chris rock bet. Now it is actual politics. It is like 200 a bullet. But it goes to your point, no criminal will pay 200 a bullet. Why would they care . They are criminals . How are you going to regulate how many bullets they buy . I have no idea. Lets move on. From side arms to sidekicks, do they not respect her squeaky pet . I love this story. A Michigan School reached a 40,000 settlement with a student who sued to keep an on campus guinea pig. She suffers from chronic depression and says the furry friend helps her cope with physical and emotional issues. Grand Valley State University violated the federal housing rules. It is like where archie went. Although she was allowed to cohabitate with the creature, she couldnt bring it to class or the dining room. I have a team to deal with my issues. What do you make of this story . I am torn because you hear like returning vets with what was it ptsd . Yes. Stress disorders. 24r are people who are physically handy p cayed that have an handicapped with an animal helping them. I see people Walking Around with an animal for stress. It is called a helper pet. Do you think they stretched it . Guinea pigs are good eating. We can agree on that. They dont taste like pork though. No, weirdly. You have to cook them right though. It is 40,000 for a guinea pig. I think we should be applauding this kid. This is the ultimate heist. This is George Clooney at the end of oceans 11. Get this kid a job. Thats amazing. The guinea pig is called the other adorable meat. Lori, you have dogs and are still an emotional wreck. Does that discount everything . My dogs cant accompany me to work which is the only place i am an emotional wreck. If my dogs, i talk about often, more than my children, were with me today, you would see a stellar performance. She is one of the unusual people who likes her kids and her pets. And the bad thing is she doesnt like her pets that much. What is your take on this, young man . I think what is going on here with the 40,000 is that in the lawyers defense, the juries are so sympathetic to the government. They hate any bureaucratic institution they will side on the number that pops up. The reason they are settling for three million is because they are scared that the jury i am talking in general now, but the jury will pump it up to 11 million. And that by the way is not to say that they are wrong, but thats how much the government is hated. It is not just governments. You were a pet for hal lyndon. It ended badly. I convinced him to shave his mustache and it was over. Bad career choice for him. The reason they could bring the guinea pig to class is she wasnt just suffering from depression. If it is a mental thing it is your word against theirs. She also had a pacemaker. I didnt know. That wasnt in the story. It was when i wrote it. It was in the story and taken out . Q. I yes. You jerks. But now i can use it as a talking point. If you have that and it calms her down they can reason in the guinea pig. That makes sense. But then again how can you prove i would think a guinea pig would make my heart race more. If she has an accelerated heart you would pet the animal and now it makes sense. Guinea pigs smell and when i smell something bad my heart races. We cant carry those who are so fragile they have to take a rodent. You know what we say in canada . If you bring a frivolous suit to court and it wastes everyones time you have to pay for it. It is a very happenedy law. You know what else is handy . Coming up, what is it like to stab a nameless drifter to death . Lori roth man discusses last saturday night. First can a new drug help us all live to 150 . Think about how much sitting on the couch i can do then. Should their belief keep them off the brief . A terrorist wants to exclude jews from the jury because they would be biased. Frederick cohn is defending the man accused of lying of trying to join jihadists in pakistan. He is telling the new york post, quote, you you like that . Given there will be inflammatory testimony, i think it would be hard for the jews to cast uh skyed cast aside any antipathy. They dont think the judge will be ready to violate the constitution and exclude based on religion. All of this raises the question, can cats see op tau cal illusions in obviously. You are hired. You were in the green room and telling me this was your favorite topic because you love excluding people based on religion or race in the private things you do. Are you making fun of me because i am a jewish person too . What do you make of this logic . You get a jury of your peers, but it is unconstitutional. You cant exclude people of races and backgrounds. Thats stupid and ridiculous. Gavin, does the lawyer have a case given the history between jews and arabs . Sort of. You are not supposed to say. It but one of the biggest problems with jews what the hell was that . I am bleeding right now. Did you mean to do it that much . It is bleeding. Who is up for some unloving bread and change the subject. That was pretty good. Can you just answer anyway he is going to keep going with this. I think he is really hurt. I was going to say the problem with jews is there is not enough of them. I apologize for having having to apologize. Did you think there should be jews on the jury . I dont like the unstated argument. Say it was an all presbyterian jury. Oh yes, good point alqaeda guy. We want more catholics. They are okay with terrorists. Bill, you are often excluded. I used to call mama antisemiall the time, but apparently we are catholic. The biggest problem with jews all along hold on. Not only is his lore cohen, but the judge is levey. He is surrounded by whether he likes it or not. He better take his jewish medicine which tastes really good. Do you have a comment on the show . Email us. And do you have a video of your animal doing something . Or a voice of one . Fox news. Com red eye and click on submit a video. Still to come, the half time report by tvs andy levy, jerk. Tonights half time report is sponsored by sharks, the carnivorous fish with long bodies, two dorsal fins and rough skin. Thanks, sharks. Were back. Lets find out if we got anything wrong so far. For that we go to andy levy. Hi, andy. Hi, greg, how are you . Great, thanks for asking. Me too. I dont believe you. Super happy about losing that hour this weekend. I bet you were. Fantastic. Absolutely. Do it in the middle of the work day. Why does it have to be saturday night . Thats true. You lose an hour drinking or sleeping. Friday at 3 00 p. M. Thats a brilliant idea. You should run for something. Thank you. I should run from something. Run for cover. Judge invalidates the large, sugar redrink ban. You mentioned the judge and said if that is his real name. Not only is it his real name, milton ftingling senior was a judge. There is my favorite judge. The tingling family. He gives me a tingle. And arbitrary and capricious, arent they two house boys . Yes, they were. Still cant caulk about that. The still cant talk about that. The files are sealed for another five years. There is no statute out of limitations for that. Thats right.