You now. If hilarity was lottery winnings i would blow him on a ferrari. Next to me, joe devito. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Wait, they actually let this guy host . Yes. He is saying nope to public dope. Recreational mark marge use may be Legal Marijuana use may be legal in colorado, but denvers mayor doesnt want to see you or smell you smoking. It Michael Hancock introduced an ordinance that would make it illegal to light up in city, pas or private property where it is seen or smelled. It could be subject to a 999 fine. Thats silly. You could also have a year in jail. Which sounds like fun. Similar laws exist for glue, but they say making it illegal for people to fire up bongs on their own porch is going too far. Mayor hancock says, quote, marijuana is one of the elements that can be invasive. I shouldnt have to smell your activities from your backyard. Tell me about it. We asked a denver resident for comment. This is what is wrong with animals who use drugs. They make drug use look bad. Is this going too far, not going far enough or going the right length . I am an advocate for good length. But i understand what they are trying to do and you are not allowed to smoke in certain places because the Secondhand Smoke offends some people. I like what they are trying to do, but it is the fine with the jail time and i dont know how they are going to enforce it. Walking through any part of new york you immediately hit what are called the skunk cloud. Everybody knows what that is. They tray to say which one is smoking the pot . But it ticks me off as a smoker because i get the looks and even when i am smoking the smokeless cigarettes, electric cigarettes. Will this affect your plans to move to denver . No. You just need to take a paper towel roll and put a sheet of fabric softener through it and you exhale and people cant smell it. You walk around town . You walk around town with a giant paper towel and it looks a little weird. The antimarijuana forces have to face the facts that they have lost and stop trying to nitpick. We will make it legal, but somebody cant visually see you smoking pat in your own backyard at a barbecue or something. It is ridiculous. My question is can they smoke with the Electronic Cigarettes . They are allowed a lot of places regular sig represents are not cigarettes are not allowed. That is what will have them banned is the poe potential of using the pot vapor. Show us what the harm is from seeing someone smoke pot. Is that how paranoid and reactionary you will be . I cant even see somebody smoke pot. Visually it will offend me. There are a lot of things you can do in public. Privately at my place. Andy, how happy are you this ordinance says nothing about smoking catnip . I am the opposite of outrage outrage outraged. They are going to have to, i think, get rid of the part that says the whole seeing or smelling it when you are on your own property. You can have a barbecue in your backyard. You can cook in your kitchen with the windows open even though people can smell it. You can bury bodies in your backyard even though people can smell it. It is illegal to bury bodies in your own backyard. My guess is they will drop that part of it and just pass the public one like alcohol that you cant smoke alcohol or drink alcohol somebody has been hitting the bottle. Show me a state where you can smoke alcohol. You cant. I have tried. Bill, are you worried if this bill passes there would be similar laws that would make it illegal for you to smell as bad as you do . You smell awful. Yes, it is true. You dont have to bring it home with the visual. In chicago we have the stack yards until the 1950s. As a result we have a lot of money from the killing of cows. You know what chicago smells like . Dead cows. Thats the pice you pay. Pice . It is a chicago euphemism. Denver smelled like weed before it was legalized. There were dispense res and it permeated anywhere you went. You could snot go not go anywhere and not smell weed. Now it is making money for the area. Shut up and be happy. Thats the price you pay. My theory is the worst proponents for drug de criminalization are the users themselves. Imagine during prohibition if people are acting drunk and smelled of booze and throwing up, thats an argument. The problem with like Hollywood Stoner movies and people getting high outside is that they they are bad advertisement. You should be mature about the choices you make. Otherwise it makes it hard for me. I do nothing publicly. I dont think you know the difference between public and private and that has been part of the problem. That is part of my problem. Thats what the judge said. Lets move on, tele prompter. Way to stay alive. From making pot legal to the chosen people. Is she just pathetic or antisametic . It nos be another episode it must be another episode of last week miley cyrus complained about studio executives and sounded more aryan than con terror yen. Contrarian. It is weird when things are targeted and yet driven by people 40 years too old. She hates everybody. It is not like a jewish man not leaving his desk telling me what the club cant hear. And one of mileys back up dancers wrote her teddy bearthemed vma performance was, quote, one of the most de dwraiding things i could ever do. Lets go to milelys tour manager for comment. It is amazing that you are shouting questions and you dont talk to the press. Miley cyrus has no common sense. She is always high. She has a coated tongue. And now she hates the jews. She is the perfect wife. She may have crossed the line and now alienated the jewish Billy Ray Cyrus fans. It is always like, and now here comes the part with the jews. It always goes to the views. There is no proof of any of that. I was shocked in the green room when you said i applaud mileys can dore. Candor. I was surprised. A girl doesnt need pants. I have to applaud that. If she gets up in the morning and doesnt have to put on pants and can sell records, thats a life i want to live. This is on purpose clearly and we are talking about her record that comes out. If we believe a girl who doesnt wear pants you are the fool. Lincoln said that. I think it was lincoln. Lincoln from the mod squad. As a jew dowdy mabd a policy do you demand a policy or a date . I would like to remain disease free. Is she is probably not wrong when it comes to what club kids want to hear. Remember, the music execs were the same people who couldnt figure out what people were doing to download songs. They are not the most hip to what is going on is her music couldnt be less threatening. She thinks she is a rebel who is sticking it to the old people. They yell at their kids to turn that noise down. It is bland power pop. Thats why it would be great for somebody to be completely wholesome looking, but do the most disgusting, death like black metal possible. Amy schumer should start a band. At some point should milely just stop talking and you pass out from everything you have taken today . I guess that was a question. Yes. I actually think miley cyrus is antisametic. I think she made a dumb comment. I was more interested in how it was covered. Page six they do half of her quote and then they go, the nashville born singer. You know, i apologize to all of tennessee for that. They had to throw that in there. You never see where she is from but the nashville born singer. We know what they think about jews, ethnicities, anything else. The Huffington Post read a headline that midit seem like she said 70yearold industry bigwigs. I guess jewish men and industry bigwig synonymous. In there there were regular dancers that were embarrassed. She cant say it is because she was a little person. There are a lot of people on time square who dress as teddy bears and are embarrassed daily. You have to make a choice. Do you take a job because you know why they are giving it to you because you will play a little teddy bear and then feel bad, or not take the job and let somebody else take that job. Is this hitting close to home . Yes, it is. Nor should your kind complain, greg . You start complaining about the business Little People and i have three letters, cgi. All of a sudden George Clooney is taking your role and throwing them right into the lullaby league. Think about it. You mentioned the people who dress up in time square. There was the antisametic elmo. Do you remember him . You dont need a license to put on a costumessed character. He was also giving a little protocol. He was trying to educate. What do you make of this . Everybody in hollywood demeans themselves whether they are a large person or small person. There arent many roles. I am an actress myself. You need to fit your type. You are not go be to be cast for something you are not right for. The Christmas Show at rockefeller center, there are Little People in that too and there are talented performers. You know what you are getting yourself into. You said yes to the job. If you want to pay your bills you can take it or leave it. There is a difference between there were roles where it is like, okay thats a little person, but it is not demeaning and look at the little person. Arent they funny . Thats what she was trying to say. I dont know. Lets table this discussion. Sounds good. What does that mean . He says the name is full of shame. During the half time of nbcs sunday night Football Game between dallas and washington, bob costas weighed in on the debate over the name of the team the team from our Nations Capital after acknowledging that the Redskins Team owner and the vast majority of the people who liked the name , no disrespect for native americans and costas said thats not the point. Ask yourself what the equivalent would be if directed to an africanamerican, hispanics, asians or members of any other ethnic group. When considered that way, redskins cant possibly honor a heritage or a noble character trait and nor could it be considered a neutral term. It is an insult, a slur no matter how benign the present day intent. Do you agree . When he asked us to think about other ethnicities, i did think about the audience. The crowds and the fans and the cheerleaders are doing a shuffle. It is ridiculous. Is it a little inappropriate . I think so. Should the owners think about changing the name . Probably. Will it hurt people if they change it . No. So it is really their call. Sorry, mom. Regardless of how you feel about the name, should costas have brought it up during the game . I think a lot of these people who cover storts sports just figured out there is a team called the redskins. Havent you been covering them for a decade a . And they mention what if there is like a team it lets you come up with some really Hilarious Team names that you probably cant mention. There was a team called the new york jew boys and i have friends who would buy the merchandise like that. Costas does president doesnt take a stand until it is established in the media. He hasnt said anything about redskins for decades. He sees that everybody else is talking about it. Now i will take a brave stand. Is this a stupid topic. I am glad we are covering it on red eye. Look, i made it clear a bunch of times and i agree with costas, but here is the part i dont understand. How is this a political issue . Thats what it is. You have conservatives who have made redskins a red line. And i dont really understand that. There are a lot of conservatives who are like, why shouldnt the name be changed . Some are saying i am tired of things changing around me. Make it stop. It is the same thing with the confederate flag. This is what you are choosing to make a stand on . You cant Say Something is a tradition like that is the reason. You cant say because it is a tradition. There are traditions that are good and should be valued and saved and there are traditions that are bad and should go away. I think this is one that should go away. I understand not everyone believes that. But i dont understand why people are conservatives are making a huge stand on this. I think it is because it pops up every 10 years and then goes away and people are like, oh come on. And then president obama weighed in. It was political for both sides. I dont care. Thats the whole thing. Bill, probably the best part of the commentary was when he said, quote, regardless of how much we may disagree about the redskins name it gives me great hope for the future of america that bill schulz sucks. I want to see this. I do think bob costas was brave to do this. Perhaps a lot of his media cr o nies agree with him and the vast majority do not. He doesnt like negative feedback. Especially people in his position. He is doing this for the media. He doesnt care what they think about him. Look at the trend. They are so disconnected from the actual fans and the players. They are more interested in the medium of the media and being liked at the cocktail party. He doesnt care about twitter. At least i dont think so. I wouldnt follow him either. We have to take a break. What is the best way for an average joe to approach a hot woman at a bar . Dont even look at me you disgusting person. What is the difference between the movie captain philips and the real life counter part . I dont know i havent seen the movie. I was working on my plot. All right, they say he is closer to zero than hero. Some of the real life sailing crew say captain philips is one big lie. Philips is portrayed as a hero whose actions saved the crew from somali pirates, but they say philips recklessness put all of their lives in danger. They say the captain ignored repeated warnings to stay 600 miles off the coast of somalia and didnt even look at the antipiracy plan with one saying, quote, he didnt want to do anything with it because it wasnt his plan. And while the movie shows philips courageously allowing himself to be taken hostage it was a botched exchange that lead to the situation. You know who doesnt botch exchanges . Obviously a male dog. Joe, why do we need to make him a hero . Why not be as factual as possible. It would be a great story. You would have pirates and the military comes in and saves the day. There are heros. The most incredible part of the story is how he kept talking to the volleyball the whole time he was on the ship. Different movie. I have noe yet. I am completely uninformed. If they were allowed to defend themselves properly they could have opened fire and blown the pirates out of the water. Due to regulations they are not allowed to the plan has pretty much run into a safe room and hide. I didnt know that until i read the article. You have to climb into a room and lock the door. If they had a gun up there we wouldnt have these problems. Do people even care if it is a big lie . Everybody knew titanic wasnt real and they saw that movie. Do you know what i hate more than liars . Seamen. Expand on that of the i dont know whraw getting at. It is going on with the whole hollywood thing and titanic and making heros out of people who arent. We did just celebrate columbus day. We love it as a culture. It is what we do. I say go and watch the movie and get some popcorn and go with a date. I am free. Have a good time with it. Thats all i have to say. I will go to captain philips with you and i am rooting for the pirate. I hate you, tom hanks. Andy, arent people going to see this because they want a good story even if it is one big lie much like your life is a big lie . Sure. First of all, to answer your question, the reason captain philips has to be the hero is his name is captain philips. Otherwise it would be captain philips with an asterisk. This movie takes a lot of liberties with the truth and keeps them out of the movie and it could disrupt the hero narrative. If you watch a movie even when based on a true story and you think everything is true, thats on you. Thats your fault. The film makers responsibility is to entertain the audience. Jfk is one of my top 10 favorite movies. Everything is garbage, but it is brilliantly done. They made an a movie about an airport . Yes, terminal two is where terminal four will be. You have to go to the left to get to terminal one. He directed the movie and he was quoted as saying movies are not journalism and movies are not history. Then why use real people ease names. Thats a phony movie. Our people think this oprah butler movie is like the story of an actual persons life. It is not. But thats not the film makers fault. People going to movies and people go, all of that stuff happened. He did write a book. But he was did he lie in the book . He said put it in the fiction aisle. He was in the hobby section. By the way, selfhelp. There was a scene in the movie where he volunteers to be a hostage and captain philips himself says it is not true. During his book tour in 2010 he said i didnt give myself up. I was a hostage by then. The media made everything out to be me, but that is the media. He didnt mind the media saying that when he was pitching his book. It was only after he sold the book and made his money and then he said the media shouldnt have done that. Bill, at the end of the day and i hate using that phrase, isnt this about how awful and bad tom hanks is and nothing to do with this movie . Finally we are getting a taste of who the real tom is. Tom, i fooled everyone hanks. He is americas greatest monster. And second of all, getting back 20 philips who is with him in awfulness, i was told instead of him sacrificing himself he took the one girl on board and said take her, take a her. It was in the hopes they chased her and instead she drowned. That never happened. I think it did. It never happened. Were you there . No. Then you dont know it happened. I am disowning everything out of the merchants mouth. Argo is another example. Argo, i enjoyed the movie and the ending completely. The ending never happened. They took off. They wept to the airport and took off. You are ruining the movie for me jie. It has been out for 72 years. I think it won best actor jie. And the Actor Ben Affleck played he used the girl to get in front of her as a human shield. You know in real life they never found nemo. What . There is a pattern of deception. For were they a woman on boosom buddies. Saw him naked in one episode and wasnt a good thing having sex in a shower. Not me, he was. Sorry about that. Greg was having sex with him in the shower. I guess we should take a break. Coming up, shout, shout, let it all out. These are the things i can do without. Come on. Im talking to you. Come on. Not a story, just something caw view toe whispered to something caw cavuto whispered to me. She cant give tests because we saw her breasts. A Dallas School district, is there any other kind, fired a 21yearold spanish teacher because she posed nude for playboy in 2011. According to inside edition she was relieved of her duties last week after parents complained the