Buffet. Katherine temph. She is hotter than palm springs which is why old people flock to her. It is joanne nosuchunsky. And his doctor says he probably doesnt have ebola. It is tvs andy levy. And next to me, radio talk show host and columnist and author, dennis prager. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. As we sit in snark is the world going dark . At a website called the conversation a professor wonders if we are on the brink of a new dark age. Joseph camelerri points out that russias actions are creating a new cold war. But then he talks about the problem of cross border flows or really troubling stuff. This includes 43 million displaced persons and 10 billion dollars worth of arms fueling wars and killing pathogenic flows, things like ebola and other diseases. And countries and corporations to surveil citizens. It lacks the legitimacy to deal with this. What does the professor miss . We here at red eye put together what we think is evidence we are headed for a new dark age. Jay well that was weird. Are we headed for a new dark age or slightly pale . Dark ages are the norm. Americans are spoiled because we have had it so good that they dont understand that the norm is evil and vicious. Wow. Thats the truth. I am not cynical. It is just naive to think the other way. We bought the notion that people are basically good. It is easily the stupidest idea and the most dangerous idea people can hold. And therefore all of this is a shock. It is no shock to me. And the best country in the world decided to retreat from the world. You read my notes. I said a retreat from value and decisions and threats. We retreated from the values and we retreated from the ability to use force. If good guys dont fight, bad guys will. Exactly. We are willingly becoming rome. We got tired of winning. We are fiddling. Whats wrong . Are you depressed . Well, yes, but thats a little irrelevant. Most people are just not worried about it. That will let us go into decline more. We have the attitude that we will always be the best and we dont have to worry about it. It is like the dude who is the most popular dude in high school. He does president worry about it. He asks the girl to prom and she is already going with vladimir putin. I thought maybe it was the High School Quarterback who doesnt study because he is the High School Quarterback and then he doesnt make the team in college and he gets really fat and starts dealing drugs from his dorm room and he is arrested and then i dont have a finish for that. Thank you, joanne. How would you survive in a dark age . I think i would be the only one who would survive the dark ages. We are talking about this like it is a bad thing. Okay, the last one. A lot of positive developments. The birth of university. The first book on algebra came about. The weather was great. It was warming up because it had been a little cold. And with that came the growth in agriculture. I dont know why we are focusing on the bad stuff. Lets focus on the good. The glass is half full of misery. Or wine. In your case it is bourbon. Thats not going to run out, right . Thats the great thing about the dark ages. There are so many great medications that can make us feel good. The dark ages means if it is like the last time it means a lot of moneyness stares and monestaries and they make wine. Maybe i am more cynical because of where i live we are already there. I dont know what that means. Andy, you would welcome a dark age. The problem with the piece is at the end he says all is not lost. Not all is bleak. He is a little too much of an optimist for me. I think he makes good points. The end is nye is doom say yes, sirs and they almost always end up wrong and that is not a real word. The problem with you are absolutely right. Everything is survived, ultimately. I dont believe in the end of the human rights. It is the amount of suffering people endure until that is over. People say all of the bad guys and the nazis and they all end up defeated. Yeah, but in the meantime 100 Million People are killed. Thats dark. Well, to me the dark age is the amnesia of a people who forgot how they got there and what the sacrifices that were made by veterans so you can get to this area of luxury where you then choose to decline. Meanwhile you can see these things like isis which are offering identity, an identity we dont chase. They are giving people who are losers identity. Meaning. And we are we are not we are forfeiting meaning. We are finding it funny. There is a great article on the decline of cults. I dont know if you saw that. The decline of cults sounds good, but in fact it is emblematic of a country that is not interested in looking for answers. Thats where cults come from. You have people joining cults, even dangerous ones looking for answers. While the successful people just do nothing. We have netflix. Everyone is very excited. It is a great film and everyone agrees. I am glad we added that to the somber discussion. Boy i am depressed. Somebodys phone is on. It rang in my ear. Should an uninvited guest be shot in the chest . Members of congress are calling for greater force against fence hop ares after a man with a knife bum rushed the white house last week and made it all the way to the east room. I dont know where the east room is. On tuesday they grilled the director of the secret service about the security lapse. I want it to be crystal clear. You make a run and a dash to the white house we will take you down. I want overwhelming force. Would you disagree with me . I want our officers and agents to execute appropriate force for anyone attempting to challenge or breech the white house. Are we going to explore this further . There you go. Meanwhile fox has confirmed that Omar Gonzalez could have gotten further if he wasnt tackled by a secret Service Agent who was walking through the house. Even the secret service dogs were disappointment. Abc news reports the team of belgian malanoyes . Who cares were trained to attack intruders out of fear they were attacking officers chasing gonzalez. And the secret service cats did nothing. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Terrible. They dont do anything. Finally another troubling incident was reported. A contractor with a gun and three prior convictions for assault and battery was allowed on an elevator with president obama during a trip this month to atlanta. Dennis, should agents shoot first and ask questions later . Why arent they . Are they scared of something . They are probably scared of a lawsuit. Imagine i hate to say this, but imagine if the person were of color and the agent was white. You might have the usual statements that there was a racial element. Or if the person were muslim it may be profiling. Thats one of them. They do feel that their hands are tied. The bigger issue that they did nothing. They didnt shoot a secondary to nothing, and then the director of the secret service goes before congress and says i accept full responsibility, but i will stay in my job. Everybody else will stay in their job. What does that mean . Really what do the words in this administration of i accept full responsibility mean . It means can we move on . It was a big screw up. There will be another one next week. And it will blow this one out of the water. This will look so stupid when you see what happens next week. Katherine, the family wasnt there at the white house at the time. Should the secret Service Still have shot even if the family wasnt there . Or did they do the right thing by letting the guy go in because nobody was in there. They tackled him so that is a strong statement. Dont go in the white house, you may get tackled. Im always so shocked to hear about these secret service scandals. I feel like they normally do a pretty good job besides the prostitutes and the getting drunk. They only have like a 2 billion budget and 6500 people . Give them a break. I think we are being too harsh on them. They dont have the resources. The dog, a disuh disappointment . What is the point on having a guard dog if you are afraid they will attack the wrong person. What do you expect . Thats not the segment. You are saying the dogs are not bright. Im sure the dogs are great. It is a little weird to me that they wouldnt be trained to not go after the agents, but i dont know what im talking about so maybe you cant do that. I dont know. It just seems weird. The elevator thing is unreal. A guy with three assault and battery convictions is on an elevator with the president and he has a gun, and the secret service didnt even know he had a gun until the whole thing was over. Someone has to be fired for that. There is another question. Why is anybody with three assault and battery convictions no the in jail . Beyond that this was at the centers for disease control. c they hired a private security contractor who hired a guy. You cant do that. I guess it is not a big deal. It is not like anything that can cause the end of humanity is stored at the cdc. Exactly. Maybe off your security profile a little better. If obama had trouble sleeping before because of all of the turmoil in the world, he must now be wondering who is out to get me . Apparently nobody is. Thats the whole point. I is there Something Else going on . I would not be able to sleep. It is incredible that the person that stopped him was off duty. Thats right. The operative element. He is one of those nerds that goes into work. No, he was just showing the family on to their plane. They had just left minutes before. I am not buying that. It was an inside job. He takes care of the girls. It is not meant as a sarcastic question. Is it permissible to note that the agent that he tossed over was a female . No, you cant say that. You cant say that. I know what you mean, but you cannot say that. Jessibell is mad. The Washington Post pulled that. Their original version said a female agent and rewrote it and took out the word female. See, my solution dont look at me, dennis. I didnt do it. You totally approve it. It was problematic. And why is no one focusing on the gender of the dog. You are just saying. Thats good. I am just saying. Are you not making judgment. You are just saying. Why havent they talked about the gender of the dog. Thats good muscle mass. You never know. I will go back to my solution from last night. We need to impeach the president to keep him safe. People are out to get him. If we impeach him, he will be safe. This is crazy. I dont think the white house or anybody really thinks it is that big of a deal. If something were to happen, our country would be in chaos. If something were to happen because there is so Much Division and so much conflict going on, that if something happened, we would be this country would be on fire. The conspiracy theories that would come out after Something Like that would be unbelievable. Thats the saddest thing you can say though. Im sorry. That they would be we all think they would be rioting and thats a very sad statement. Maybe we are wrong. Lets do Something Else. Can books compete with bots . Well, the library is now a place of learning. Thats true. The west port library has acquired two humanois humanoid robots. Here is a lady talking. In the past we have welcomed welcomed libraries welcomed personal computers for people to touch for the first time in the 80s. It is natural to keep going and to say what do people need to know about. We decided robotics was the next disruptive technology. Apparently it has been an itch. As the wall stree journal reporter explains, the robot can do many things. The robots can do many things including recognize faces, respond to verbal commands and right themselves after a fall. The library plans to debut the robot on october 11th and programs and workshops will follow. The children are so mean to that robot. Im sorry. Meanwhile, the company is developing robots to teach dogs basic arithmetic. I didnt see much instruction there. Dennis, will this bring the kids back to the library, or will the kids just go there to torture the robots because they are obviously going to be very vulnerable . I dont get this thing. I read it. You guys sent it to me. I read it twice. I september sent it to my wife and i sent it to my producer. You just read it and i still dont get it. What will a robot do at the library . Thats the point. Oh. You got it. The library is where all of the firsts occur. The first place we had computers and the first place men were masterbating at the computers. Oh i missed that. Nobody goes to libraries anymore. Maybe except robots. Then that is sad. If thats what it takes to get a kid to the library. Are you saying it is the first place to have robots and then the first place to have men masturbating to robots . It is. Could robots become as boring as the libraries themselves . More than they are already bore . G i would want to stay away from the library if they had these robots. They can sing and dance and speak 19 languages. I am a scorpio. I would just be jealous of their talents. Think about how they would take our jobs. Yes, but shouldnt they dont they deserve it . They are robots. They dont have a lot going for them. They should take our jobs. No, they shouldnt. They are robots. They are the product of nerds. Nerds are always taking our jobs. I think it is a good thing, andy. The robots can pick themselves off the ground. That makes them far different than you. Did you see how long it took . It is like an old jewish robot. Dont name vincent and nancy . It is like naming your dog bob. Give them a number. And traditional genders. No, i want them a number. Maybe it is not sure of its gender. That would be from 2014. The robot should decide its own gender. And their own bath bathrooms. There havent been incidents of robots trying to kill children yet. It may start with vincent and nancy. They were not made in this country. They were neighed in france. So while i already dont trust technology, i really dont trust these ones. I am not american. Why do we need french robots . They are just going to walk backwards . Humans are not allowed to talk in libraries. So wait a minute, after all of the discussion i still dont know why it is done. All right, here is the reason. On red eye we try to do five red eye stories a week. I like robots. I like mythical creatures. If i can put them together it is heaven. I would like a robot unicorn, but it is not going to happen. There will be a time when robots will kill a person and then we will be discussing the what do we do then . It will be like the 15th century when we can put them on trial. You kill the robot maker. There you go. You execute the robot maker. When a pig was arrested in the 15th century for killing a child would you have the pig owner killed . No, but actually there is biblical law on this and i am a fan, but if the same pig killed a number of people, the owner is liable. Kill the pigs. Coming up, wet wipes, a great way to quickly clean up messes or tools satan made for innocent children. How much time can one president spend on the golf course . Not enough in my book. Seriously, i have a book. It is called not cool check it out. He is putting while they are plotting. Yes, president obama golfs while our enemies grow. According to the daily caller, the president spent 800 hours whacking balls since 2009. During that time he spent roughly 700 hours in president ial daily briefings. Thats a difference of800 minus 700. It is 100. In fact the Government AccountabilityInstitute Report found obama has only attended 70 of the briefings this term. The white house does not dispute these numbers, but why would they . Instead they claim he prefers the briefings on something called an ipad. I have yet to see one of those. This could happen. As always we are joined by our Audience Panel of experts. A show of hands, how many of you were able to break free from the handcuffs . I should put those on better next time. I go to the cheap place. Dennis, maybe it is not that he misses so many briefings. Maybe he is not missing enough briefings. To give you a truly serious answer i dont think he gives a hoot about foreign affairs. He announced that his task was to fundamentally transform the United States of america. Thats all he is interested in. Foreign briefings dont matter because he is an id logical president. His task is through the United States. Therefore what intelligence has to say is largely irrelevant to his agenda. He has two agendas, transform america and leave the world. Why would an intelligence brief matter . You know i always say this was not his major. He treats this like a college. It is not like i am majoring majoring in Foreign Policy. Or minoring. I am into the temperature and not terror. He is auditing the class. I never like people who audited classes. I dont want to be there. Why are you there . Katherine, if you miss 40 of your days at work, would you be fired . Yes. But maybe obama doesnt want to go, or maybe he doesnt know. Maybe he finds out later when he is googling himself on his ipad. Is it his fault or the fault of these intelligence officials that are not making hill want to go . Maybe they should not just bring knowledge, but bring bagels. Bagels could be the solution to all of our Foreign Policy problems. Thats true. Breakfast meetings are terrible until you have freshly squeezed orange juice. And maybe some of the pocket breakfasts. There are flavored cream cheese and i consider it a win. I think you have so many answers. It is a shame about the mental illness. Joanne, you only attend 40 of your classes when you went to college. Are we being too hard on the president . There is one difference. College you can do it year after year. As long as you can keep throwing money at them they will keep accepting you. You can only be president once or twice if you are lucky. Three times if you are president obama. Thats true. Wouldnt you want to be as informed as possible and do the best job possible since you get one shot to be president . Like dennis says he only wants to do it internationally. It is a nuisance. It is in his way. Isil is a nuisance. He is transforming the country. Basically do we have an off duty president when it comes to National Security . I dont want to crap on yalls fun parade, but if the white house is true that he reads the daily intelligence briefing instead of having it read to him, isnt this a big nothing . Say he is supposed to interact with the people. I get that. Has he been reading it . Im sure look, look, dont get me wrong. He should be impeached for this. I am not arguing. But the Intelligence Briefings are boring as hell. What the intelligence chief needs to do is instead of sitting there goin