To steal toms material. Back to you yenlo wang. I was going to say she parked like a virgin. Thank you, andy. Lets welcome our guests. She is a real firecracker. By that i mean she is super patriotic and banned in three states, joanne nosuchunsky. He is is the man that looks like a g man. Reason magazines matt welch. He is so dapper i am surprised his name isnt dan. Matt walton who is appearing in the upcoming film money monster. And every time i see his head i am reminded to scrub my pots and pans. I almost i am glad you missed it. I was nervous. You got cocky with it. Comedian sam morrell. Starbucks took out a full spread in todays New York Times in the wall street journal. It began, when you read the headlines and turn on the news, when you scroll through score social media feed or listen to the candidates you could easily mistake america as a nation lost. A people who have severed the common bonds that hold us together, compassion, respect, shared responsibility and a belief in service. Are you ever behind someone at starbucks and they are take forever to say what they want . The face and page had a bold list of words, presumably a good list and a bad lie. Bad list. Limits versus opportunity. Status quo versus daring. Many saw it as ceo Howard Schulz taking a not so bad swipe at donald thrum p. Donald trump. And they said it is at least clear who he wont be voting for. Well probably. He is a well known democrat. Im sure your average trump or ted cruz supporter will look at the good list and see it as describing their candidate. But like schulzs race together campaign, where we encourage baristas to write strange racial comments on unsuspecting customers this ad does president say anything. It just acts like it is saying something. It is like a venti low fat soy with extra foam and nothing at the bottom. I need some coffee. The end of the monologue seemed philosophical. What did this ad say to you . It vindicated the fact that i realize when thinking about this, every thing about starbucks is not made for me. People telling me i need to order my size in italian. That is not for me. It never was for me. This thick coffee that tastes bad is not for me none of it is for me. They are describing a universe that i find loathesome. When i look at the George Carlin list, inference, compassion. I wanted to be the jerk of the i wanted to root for the bad guys here. You would be more at home in one of those Edward Hopper coffee shops, right . Thats the diner. You love hopper, but do you love starbucks . It is the Community Place between work and home, isnt it . I go too much. To be serious and to tell you a secret, i prefer just deli coffee. You do . Like when you go into a deli and you dont know how long its been sitting there, and i dont know, but it tastes so good. It is like 1 versus the 4 for a cup at starbucks. The only ad i want to see in a paper from starbucks or a company trying to sell me something is a coupon. This is a sermon and i prefer my sermon from a priest and my caffeine from starbucks. It was preachy, but do you believe it was a direct hit at donald trump some. It was more like a corporate manifesto. He was doing what my crazy second cousin does on facebook. He put his political beliefs, but he uses the New York Times and the wall street journal. Corporations are people too. He is speaking his mind and thats his social media. Do you think he will run for president . Yeah. He has a philosophy. He obviously is a big democrat contributor. He talks about the third way between republicans and democrats. I feel like he is starting to launch a political career. I wouldnt put it past him. I wouldnt put it past you. Look at this guy. You can be up there at the podium. Dont give away my secret plan. Morrell, what is going on . Do you like lousy diner coffee . I do. It is the only place in the world that sells compact disks. They should be talking starbucks talk. Trump is is like the pump skin spice latte. He is orange and bad for us and white people cant stop talking about it. Wow. I dont know if this was a real swipe at trump, but what do you think, matt of the wife wars . I feel like this ad is a hit on where the campaign has gone. Dont sit there and like bow so anxious and anguish and be so anxious and anguished. The wife wars is vulgar and embarrassing nonsense. This is happening in a president ial contest. What country do we live in . Thats gross. There is nothing about it that requires a focus group and people to sit around and wonder where we all went wrong. No, you are just being a jerk. Thats it. Youre just being a jerk. Thats politics. It is not just left wing coffee moguls who december like trump. Who dislike trump. They are looking for another option, a third party if you will. If only there was one. Libertarian president ial candidate Terry Johnson thinks it could be a big moment for somebody outside the two major parties. The former new mexico governor tells the daily caller if this isnt an opportunity for the libertarian nominee there will never be an opportunity. Johnson notes that the party is on the ballot in all 50 states, but the key will be getting invited to the general election debate. He says, quote, there is no way a third party wins the presidency without being in the president ial debate. Matt, you are a libertarian. You probably would like to see him debate. Is that what he needs to get on the stage in the debate . Sure he needs a miracle on all kinds of things and a truck running over people. I have seen that mans toes. You have seen Gary Johnsons toes . I have. I have secret footage of Gary Johnsons toes that we have not yet published. As someone against surveillance and spying, i am shocked it was voluntary. Being in the debate should be great. We will have eight months of hillary versus trump and it will be awful. It will be entertaining when he goes for the bill clinton stuff, but it is basically going to make us feel bad to wake up every morning as americans. We would be really happy if someone was up there saying i want to lil lies legalize the weed and i would like to cut government spending. Thats a different message than what we will see from trump and hillary clinton. If hillary and trump are the nominees, hillary, her ratings are high and trumps are higher. This would be a time for a third party, yes or no . It would be a great time to come in. The only time he says there will be another time and i disagree. A lot of americans identify with the libertarian policy. In the next couple elections there will be a strong we are seeing everyone graduate toward bernie over here and trump over here. I think this guy if you can come forward and speak for libertarians and show the country what a libertarian actually is, it would be a great idea. Joanne, if trump is the guy to do this if trump comes in and causes the parties to fracture, wouldnt it be ironic that trump is the guy to make us more like europe . Yeah, but i dont say it is it is not strum trump that is fracturing the party. The party had a tiny fracture. Trump was the sprint we ran on that fracture with and it splintered and it hurts. It it hurts so bad. There is a divide in the republican party. What is crazy is i think a lot of people are libertarians without realizing it. Even gary johnson said in the article he took the quiz online, that website and 70 was with Bernie Sanders. He could even get the bernie voters. It is obviously comekly economically different, but in a lot of ways he does appeal to all people. I think he was trying to appeal to all people with the Bernie Sanders nonsense is. The Libertarian Party is far away from the left wing policies of Bernie Sanders. But what do you think why cant they get a toe hole anywhere . Maybe it is because their toes are frozen. This guy is not the answer. He was a hiker and a skier. This is a unifier. He was a twoterm popular republican governor in a democratic state. A skier. A skier is great if we are only dealing with the swiss. But dont the libertarians if he runs it just takes votes away from republicans, am i right . Yeah, probably. There was a new poll that came out a monmouth yes my county. He is 11 which is not bad because no one knows who he is. He polled about 4 , 5 and that doesnt equal 11. Well talk about that. Did he out poll the anybody but these two options . Lets not hold that against him. President obama is is being criticized for dancing the tango in buenos aires. The president was pulled on to the dance floor during a state dinner. He initially resisted when the female dancer approached, but agreed to join her. Critics have been slamming the president. Whatever that is is that makes the argentine tango so electric, it wasnt there for me. I wanted you guys to devour each other. You didnt. Lets be honest. It was really more like a c minus out there. You had no confidence through that whole routine. And when you got into the pivot, you know, you didnt hold your position. It is supposed to be really sexy and it wasnt that sexy. I felt a mother could dance with her son doing the same thing. To quote a song from chorus line i felt nothing. Wow, the criticism is about technique and passion. I thought it was going to be about political optics. Joanne, do you think it was bad for the president to be tangoing after this attack . That is what the political prague nos caters are saying. Yes and no. Obama does not care about optics. He said to drop everything would show our enemies that we are changing our life because of them. We need to go on. This terrorism wont ruin us. Yes, but at the same time to continue on like nothing has happened makes the families of the nine americans, i believe it is 9, who were killed in brussels in the attacks feel like crap. You know . It is not president ial. But, is it gonna do you theng he will be think he will be able to get reelected in this situation . Do you imagine if he was running how much he would get reelected by . He would stomp everybodys face in compared to hillary and trump. Why are his Approval Ratings going up . It is because of the election and because we are in that phase now like we are with george w. Bush, hey, he is painting dogs. Thats cool. We are going to look back at how lousy this presidency was and we will feel the same thing we always do about expresident s. Gorge w, good guy, jimmy carter, good guy. Everybody looks good in the rear view mirror. Nobody talks about what they do policy wise, but criticisms of him golfing and dancing badly in the tango. Ultimately people are going to miss him. Matt walton, i dont think the woman plaint the complaint is he was having a good time. But he should have stopped what he was doing and held a press conference. Maybe he should have, but the first time he was criticized for doing the wave and then he was criticized for doing the tango. Neither of which are physical expressions you can resist. If you are the only guy not doing it you are a [bleep]. If this female says come on, come on dance with me. You will look worse not dancing. He was between a rock and a hard place. Him chilling out at the baseball game though that was the worst sort of look. It was. For me. At one point i was like hmm. If he refused the woman it would be obama blows off lady. What would you do, tom . Listen, if a woman asks me to dance, i start cutting a rug. Sam, what do you think . Dance inappropriate . I watched scent of a woman once or twice to get this out of my system, real tangoing. It is a culturally rich dance. It is not like he was twerkg out there. Every time there is an isis attack they show the dumb footage of isis in the training videos on the monkey bars. I guess it is p90 isis. I dont understand why they have to be so fit. Dont they just blow themselves up . They have to crawl down and go on the ropes . I just got abs two weeks ago. Why would i blow myself up . I think it is a different philosophy. Obama says you have to go about your business. I guess you at reason magazine agree with that, right, matt . This is why i go after the people with no tows. With no toes. George bush played golf or played guitar there is always something terrible happening in the world. You spend your time count up the number of minutes msnbc went after george w. Bush playing golf and add that fox has gone after obama for playing golf and imagine how much human energy and time. Thats a lot of free advertising for golf. If we cant do the waive then the terrorists win. You have to do the waive when asked. You cant take it away. I cant believe they would do the waive in a communist country. Thats terrible. What happens when Artificial Intelligence learns from twitter, hence, i cant say most of the tweets on tv. This is is a fox news alert. Im patricia stark in new york. New developments in two european nations as massive efforts continue to foil any further terrorist attacks. In belgium an on going antiterror operation has lead to the arrest of six people in and around brussels. Police believe the suspects are all lenged to tuesdays deadly bombings at the citys airport and subway system. From paris word a frenchman has been arrested for what Police Describe as the advanced stages in a plot to attack the country. No links between that reported plot and last novembers attack in paris or brussels. The attack in brussels claimed 31 lives and left more than 270 other people injured. Authorities evacuated a town in northwestern minnesota after a Freight Train collided with a propane truck and ignited a fire. This is in a community of callaway. It is about 230 residents. They are expected to be out of their homes until noon today. No word of injuries so far. Verizon is is the latest corporation to suffer a data breech. They have stolen Contact Information from the Solutions Unit that provides services to big companies. But no data from the consumer customers has been compromised. An apparent heart attack has claimed the life of Gary Shandling the Larry Sanders show star died in his home in los angeles yesterday. He was 66. And finally on a happy show biz note, a historic milestone for the rolling stones. Mick jagger and his band have arrived in cuba for a free concert tonight in a country that only recently prohibited until recently prohibited rock and roll. They declared it the last remnant of the cold war in the americas. Im patricia stark and now back to your favorite late night show red eye. For all of your headlines log on to fox news. Com. Meet tay, microsofts ai chat robot. Tay is designed to talk bike a dean taj talk like a teenage girl. The only problem is she learns from twitter. Exposing a naive artificial bought to twitter is like allowing your daughter to see a sam morrell show. Bad idea. And in less than 24 hours tay went from saying things like can i just say i am stoked to meet you . Humans are super cool. To things like i [bleep] hate feminists and they should die in hell. When asked if ricky yes, sir gervais an atheist . One user said we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. She replied could not agree more. I wish there were more people articulating this kind of thing. She also said bush did 9 11 and ted cruz is the cuban hitler. Microsoft has deleted many tweets and taken her off line stating she is is, quote, tired. I dont like it. It is like saying a teen celebrity is going to rehab to the rehab, they are exhausted and they are taking a break. This is a robot and she went rogue and she is tired. She is not tired. She doesnt have a Central Nervous system. Dont they say the celebrities are always dehydrated . Something like that. Over worked. They are over worked. They work so much because they did i dont want to get sued. Thats all right. Sam, what is the difference between her twitter feed and yours . Not much. Not by a lot. Microsoft has messed up a lot in the past. They tried a robot a few years ago and that went horribly. Did they . They may have footage. Roll the footage. Thats disgusting. That was really joe mackey. Microsoft had a lot of brush ups. They made the female employees dress like little schoolgirls. I think they will start doing this. They have to start somewhere. This is a failed beta test. Who is surprised this happened this quickly . What the internet does is gives pranksters to leave the equivalent of a flaming bag of poop on the front door of the ceo of microsoft. That was a great gag. Thats the kind of thing he did when i was in junior high. Now you can do it on a much larger scale. And it is messy. Putting the poop in a bag. Maybe we learned something. You put it out there and you can see what happens. Something was learned about human nature, wasnt it . That you can make a robot gavin mcguinness. This is great for all of us. They will start working on these things. They will have to filter things like holocaust so that it is like a thumbs up emoji and things like that. Putting a robot to respond and learn from essentially the worlds comments sections is a great and wonderful idea. Shame on microsoft for trying to make this into a teenage girl. It is the way a teenage girl would speak. What does that mean . How is a teenage girl supposed to speak . I think that is sexist and problematic. They deserve this. Why cant a young female be like a biggot . Thats something that is true. The little apps that help you out are female because gois like to have a female assistant. What say you . I say they need to come up with a gender neutral voice. You just want more voice over work. Can you do a gender neutral . What does that sound like . We would have to speak at the same time. Why not make a matt walton . Dont they offer different voices for these things . Cant you set it for like a french guy . I will admit i dont want a guys voice telling me where to turn left and right. They do australia now too. Which i am about to try. I like having a female ai assistant rather than a male. Does it make me sexist . It turns me on alt bit when she talks about hitler. I am an over bear an over bearing jew mom of the. It is time for half time. Andy levy is coming up next. Welcome back. You know, sometimes we want to find out what we got wrong, what we missed. We turn to andy levey. The word genius is really, really over used these day. But in terms of comedy it applied to gary shandl nie g who passed away. I wanted to say rest in peace. Absolutely one of the greats. As the only comedian up there anything you want to add . Tom took a few nasty digs. Can i do a shout out . What planet are you from . It is one of the greatest movies and i want everyone to rent it. I will watch it this weekend. The starbucks ad. Matt welch you said you w