Working. Finally, watching the bachelor is like watching people scramble for love like ravenous crabs on washed up seo course. Or as i call it, tuesday. Tom thank you, andy. Lets welcome our guests. She didnt go to med school but she still became a doctor, a spin doctor. Columnist and auctor of the new book government gone wild, kristin tate. You hear them in the morning, see him in the evening. From the sam roberts show, sam roberts. Were bringing out the big guns tonight, or should i say the canon. From that podcast mike and tim visit earth, comedian mike cannon. Its 5 00 somewhere, specifically his chin. Sitting right next to me is comedian joe devito. Lets start the show. Its a new year with a new president. But we are not done talking about the emails. The Obama Administration claims russia interfered with our election by attacking Hillary Clintons campaign of terror and the dnc. But wikileaks founder Julian Saunders tells a different story. Sean hannity got the interview. Can you say to the American People unequivocally that you did not get this information from the dnc that you did not this information from russia or anybody associated with russia . We have said repeatedly over the last two months that our source is not the russian government and it is not a state party. Tom if its not the russian government and not a state party who is responsible . It could be russia or china are lots of other people, it could be lots of people or somebody on their bed who weighs 400 pounds. Okay . Tom so why does obama keep aiming the russians . He believes hes trying to delegitimize the Trump Administration as he goes into the white house. Vladimir putin said, and i quote it wasnt me. Hes been saying it all along, this is the first time. I think someone hacked his mustache. It looks like someone removed every other hair, its a creepy mustache. Tom i love it. This just shows you how desperate they are, theres no evidence that anyone hacked anything, and if there suddenly member when they said hillary had this private server in her bathroom . And this was not a big deal, and now all of a sudden the russians are everywhere. They left it sarah palin for saying she could see russia from alaska, now there seeing russia everywhere they look. Theyre grasping at straws. Tom hes been saying, as he said there to sean hannity, weve said before, this is not ace date act. I dont know if it was russia or not because i have a difficult time logging into facebook, i dont think hes even alive anymore, i think hes a hologram. Tom he doesnt get enough son. I dont trust anyone with that white but silky hair, i had a ceo that had that same hair, biggest piece of ive ever met in my life. Tom did you have a ceo with soft hair, did you ever touch it . No, but he had a cleft lip which is equally as offputting. They came out with the suppose it evidence and the Obama Administration is still saying its russia, but you have to believe Julian Assange, its world news that he has evidence of the president was lying, thats the whole reason that Julian Assange is a thing, if there was no president lying, a disagreement there, there be nothing to leak. It just be wikipedia, it be the same thing, this isnt news. Of course Julian Assange would say the other thing. But i believe him. President obama is the man and Julian Assange is telling you whats really going on, and generally whats really going on is whats really going on. Tom thats it, i know what you mean. Thats the deepest stuff youve ever said. I did a Little Research before i came here today. Tom its pretty philosophical. Kristen, look, what do you think . Julian assange has no reason to lie, this is obama and the democrats doing what they do best, promoting fake news. Thats why trump has no time for the mainstream media, and i hope all his press conference is moving forward are just tweets. Tom i think theyre going to be. Theyve artie tried to push it, theyve tried to say that utility in vermont was hacked and it became a news story. It didnt happen, it turns out the reason there was a security alert because an employee tried to log into his yahoo email account, which is much shadier than what russia can do, someone still using a yahoo yahoo or a hotmail account. Tom its true, when i first read the story, it was that they got into the power grid, and they said it wasnt the grade, it was just some guys laptop. Just checking his email. But that was the russians did it, that gets in our minds, it turns out it wasnt really that, but you are member of the initial headline. You dont member the retraction. Before we go and say Julian Assange is this beacon of truth in every buddy else is lying, it would be a lot easier to trust Julian Assange as if he was lie no, the russians didnt do it, china didnt do it, it wasnt a country. Then who was it . Im not telling. Im going to offend a Julian Assange. He says it is, the idea is that they have people who leaked to them its wikileaks. Exactly, this is all just about democrats pointing fingers because the democrats, they still do not understand why they lost. Theyre blaming everyone come another blame and the russians and theyre just going to keep losing if they dont wake up and look in the mirror and ask why they lost so badly in november. Tom you can see why people dont believe him, he looks like a boardwalk drawing of a bond villain. Its always the weird ones who are geniuses, though, thats why i trust him. Trumps fat diet theory, could have been russia, could have been china, could have been a fat guy. Its not usually fat guys, the typical thing is some skinny guy behind his computer. Bad posture. Either extremely obese or extremely, scarily thin. Tom on saturday, donald trump was asked by a reporter about how important the issue of security was in his administration. We have something really important, write it out and deliver it by courier the old fashion way because no computer is safe, i dont care what they say. No computer is safe. I have a boy who was ten years old, he can do anything with a computer. If you want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier. Tom 2017 is going to be a great year for bike messengers like the sky. This guy. No. Thats just unpractical. Tom when you pulled that bike out you said no, you didnt think it was going to happen. It did happen. I saw it with my own eyes. I figured out what donald trump is telling us. His kid, its not the russians attacked us. Its his kid, its that 400 pounds 10yearold son of his. Its a kid thats been hacking this whole time, hes been dropping these hence the entire way. Tom i think hes trying to say that, this is what all guys say, these kids with their computers. I think this is an example of when trump said something and you think not untrue, but still kind of crazy. I suppose if email is compromised, its in the spirit of the Founding Fathers to also said things by courier. Delivered on horseback, announced here ye, hear ye beforehand. It doesnt seem practical. Tom people stole those envelopes, too. The sheriff of nottingham sent one of his cronies, it seems to work really well with an assassination attempt. They all went through clearly. Whats the solution, if all computers can be hacked and its couriers dont work either. Weve got to hire more asians, we got to get better Computer People to get ahead of the computer hacking game. Thats what were doing essentially, with every problem, we meet it with another layer of security, wright, kristin . The liberal media, theyre going to mock trump no matter what he says. Lets mock trump because hes coming up with an acting emac antihacking solution, the liberals are mocking trump right now, they lost the election because of their own incompetence, with cyber security. They lost their power, they lost the election, all they can do is mock, go ahead and mock while trump gets to work. Tom go ahead and mock. Joe, everything is public now, anyway. I assume someone else is going to read my emails at some point. This is what we are talking about earlier with the wikileak wikileaks, what they said was true, theyre just complaining of what the person who delivered that true information. Its kind of like if you bought emac caught someone breaking into your home and they said how dare you accuse me of being a thief . As far as, is a courier the way we want to send out our sensitive information, if its handdelivered stuff, probably and not of lot of trouble with the 400pound guys because theyre not pounding the pavement. The criticism is unfair, though. Tom number one, people have lost the art of letter writing, when was the last time you handdelivered like a thank you note . Im out of practice. Nobody writes them anymore. This trump guy, hes got to stop tweeting. The next minute, im going to start writing letters, whats h he, nuts . He cant do anything right. In fairness, it is harder to pack a computer that it is to blow dart a pigeon out of the air. I think we should return to the homing pigeon, right . Weve got to give them some thing to do, theyre all here ready to spread disease on all of us. Its always the birds, isnt it . The flu, didnt it come from pigeons . The hoof and mouth disease was those cows. Get rid of the cows and the birds, keep your pens and your paper because we just solved cybersecurity. Tom one thing i wont miss from last year, all those celebrity videos denouncing trump, the election is over and that means thankfully, no more hollywood psas. Dear members of congress. Imad, flabbergasted, furious, concerned for my children. Im worried for everyone. No, no, no, no. To the extent that trump pursues racist, sexist, antiimmigrant, antimuslim, antienvironmental policies, we demand that you vigorously oppose him. Please tell me its over. We expect you to have our backs, to protect our several liberties and to use your congressional powers to obstruc obstruct, defeat anything, anything that violates our core values as diverse americans. Tom at least theyre only speaking for themselves. Signed, the majority. Of the American People. Tom okay, thats it. Weve had it. Dear celebrities, stop. Stop making these videos. No one asked you to make them. No one. And very few people seem to like them, yet you keep making them. And most importantly, they dont seem to help. Whether we agree with you or not, your videos dont change our minds. In fact, they make us want to do the opposite of what you say, so for your own sake and ours, sto stop. Stop. Stop. Signed, everybody in the entire world. Tom joe, are you done with the celebrity videos as i am . That one really changed my mind. Im going to have to redo my vote. Come on, there was an election. Its settled. As a matter of fact, the majority of the United States citizens did not vote for Hillary Clinton, three quarters of them either voted for donald trump or nobody, so if youre trying to say you had a majority of the people of United States, about half the people of the United States are registered voters and didnt bother to vote. You and your including the people who didnt bother to vote at all. First of all, why is it that the Electoral College system is coming and sisters talk to people, it was clearly and place that this was how it was going to happen. Its nice to see that dissent is the highest form of patriotism is in, it seems to have taken a break for the last eight years. When obama was president , anything where you contradicted him you were stonewalling, you are creating gridlocks. Tom they were racist. Nothing would make me happier than if congress and the president cant do anything because theyre less likely to mess around with peoples lives, it strikes me as interesting how this seems to go through this weird cycle, and suddenly we need to mobilize. Tom they were saying to write congress, they werent trying to turn over the election here with this latest video, they want you to Contact Congress and resist, i dont know what they want. One of them was the robot from westworld. Im on episode two. Soon it could be any of those. This is more hypocrisy like the last thing, because everybody just wants to be mad about something. Once liberties come out and they say this is how i feel and you should all feel the same way i do, we go shut your mouth and just get back to entertaining. When the kardashians come on and are just as vapid as anybody can be, everybody goes theyre thet even doing anything. Say something to mean something. So look, if you dont like this video, and i dont like this video, but it makes me go, i have a new appreciation for the kardashians, for people like that that really are just airheaded people that you can just watch and you dont have to worry about being reprimanded. They stay in their lane. Tom thats right. Mike, i think joe made a good point. The majority of people not voting for hillary, i say include the nonvoters in the popular vote. I want to lump and sam there and say he did a fantastic job as well. Joe did great. 30 seconds. Can we say to celebrities that they should check their privilege a little bit, because theyre talking about speaking up against a government wellbeing in this position of power and Financial Freedom that none of us, especially me, have. Its an odd thing, all of them want to speak up and fight the man, but did you do that earlier in your career when the casting director wanted to go in another direction . Speak up to an executive once, every celebrity thinks they can control some situation because they cant take the control it. Same with how marky mark couldnt stop 9 11. Tom kristin, do you think the keep making these videos customer i hope they do, they dont work. The celebrities came out in droves for Hillary Clinton and adjust help trump. These smug, entitled, out of touch celebrities, they are so irrelevant and they are mad that theyre being ignored now and theyre acting like little whiny children. You want to talk about racism . The democrats are racist, they take the black and latino vote for granted and they dont do anything to help minorities, the democrats are all about rhetoric, they have no policies. These celebrities are just walking. Throwdown, the ball is in your court, democrats. Tom a cartoon your average american can relate to. Only kidding, some west coast elitism is up next. Thats just nine days before President Trump is to be sworn into office. Hell meet with intelligence officials friday for a briefing on russias interference on the 2016 election, but he remains skeptical. He writes perhaps more time needed to build a case, very strange. U. S. Officials deny theres been any delay in the scheduled briefing. The American Medical Association wants her publicans to show in reasonable detail how they plan to replace obamacare before Congress Votes to repeal it. People across the south will be be beleaguered the last few days picking up the debris from killer storms. At least six deaths are reported so far. The hardest hit regions are georgia, alabama, and florida. As many as 1,000 homes are damaged. Toppled trees as you see here trickled massive Power Outages and there theres a widespread flooding. The search continues for the gunman who killed 39 people at as an istanbul nightclub on new years. Turkestan authorities have released a 342nd video of the suspect. Police have also rounded up a number of other suspects who they know helped the gunman. Now, back to red eye. Tom new yorker cartoons are wellknown for making the average american double over with laughter, so maybe thats why one of their latest is getting so much attention, people seem divided over whether its hilarious or horrendous. The cartoon depicts a man standing up on an airplane seeing these smug pilots have lost touch with the regular passengers like us, who thinks i should fly the plane . The web site bussell called it a evict analogy for 2016s political climate. But other out on twitter. People are accusing political elites of being out of touch, lets prove them completely right within asinine straw man. But i say the cartoon is perfect just as it is. Because it is a perfect illustration of the way the left feels about this country. They think its an airplane. And they think the government is the pilot. They dont want to know how to fly the plane, they just want to have someone tell them when to board and get them a snack and a drink and then reclined in their seat and relax will someone else takes them to their destination. But our country is not an airplane, and Holding Elected Office is not like being a pilot or even a laparoscopic surgeon, its more like riding a bike. Something almost everyone can do. Right, bike guy . [laughs] should have gotten one of those tiny bikes. Tom he thought he was on a little bike. I dont know if that made my point, i think i refuted my own monologue with that video, right, sam . He was really good before he hit that, it was awesome. Youre right, i think about your monologue is that anybody is supposed to be able to get that office of being the president if the people support them, and if they can get the vote. Thats why the rock can run around and say and think about running for president. We all love the rock so we think thats a great idea, i definitely vote for you. As a system of checks and balances and theres all these things that play that make it so to fail as individual at the president , its not that easy, because theres a lot of people that make sure that youre okay. When youre a pilot theres no checks and balances in the cockpit, maybe a copilot if youre lucky. Someone gets all the credit for winning on the ocean, but if if you crash the plane its the old guy thinking he could land in the river. We made sure that it was okay. Spoken like a true ignorant pilot apologist. There is no checks and balances, youve got the copilot, the computer system, the thing basically drives itself. Most of it is on a pilot look, direct. Do you think its a good analogy . I thought it was fine, but i thing its hilarious how, and i guess this is why we have a job, people on both sides react so strongly to an obvious troll job. People are trying to get their attention, trying to paste them off, and theyre g