Famous toy store. Our team put together some individual highlights of the 5 of us. I will go first. Watch this. [laughing]. What about kevin . Oh, thank god. That was a commercial break flub. I am sorry. The scar i have is when i fell off the 3 wheeler. [laughing]. He asked me if i was wearing heels because i am so short. We were told to wear flats. I want to make sure that Everybody Knows that dana is wearing heels. Okay, i will take them off. She is actually shorter. Dana corny jokes. What do you call a running turkey . What do you call a short court trial . I know we have to go. Its a great chart. I sent it to everyone this morning. You get like 8 charts from dana. [laughing]. I opened it. Who send charts before 9 a. M. . Let me tell you about jasper. Jaspers birthday. Jasper jasper. Jasper chasing people around with a represent tile. [bleep]. Hello dana. Hi, mom. I wanted to tell you, you are not in trouble. [laughing]. I will try that. That all happened in one year. You had a wild year. A lot of highlights and lowlights. Those are not jokes. Those are riddles. Do you want me to change it . It should be a corny riddle. Are you amazed how often you say jasper. We did a jasper intervention. I cant remember how many days i took off and half of those highlights were someone else in the chair. Do you take a lot of vacations . Yes, do you. Or everyone else on the show doesnt like watching you again. I dont think they are bad. I would call them jokes. They make me laugh. A joke is different than a riddle. Corny jokes works better than corny riddles. Something about your height. You would make a great professional snowboarder or gymnast. You are 5 foot tall. What i docked with an extra 3 inches of height. What can could you do . My mom was 4 feet 11. Then you cheat and say you are 5 foot. Short people, they are larger than life. I look forward to this next roundup. Some entertaining stuff. Jesses highlights. Civilization went downhill when i joined the five. Mccarthy had a great piece. We have been quoting him all week. What is so funny . We should use more motive clips. Its like you are not funny enough to get the audience to laugh more. Jesse you are the king of what aboutisms. Here is one. You came to the right person. [laughing]. And lastly, stop talking about your hair i have a new hairstyle. [laughing]. Looking to the side its a little different. I am considered like a met metrosexual. How would i look with hair like that . There it is. Its the same. My mother told me to stop talking about my hair. I was bullied as a child. You deserved it. You are so out of touch. Juan is showing signs of trump derangement syndrome. He is extremely short. Are those my highlights . You can do better than that. I cant believe they didnt show your jackets. I love your jackets. You wear the most beautiful jackets. We will do that next time. The powder blue. The liberace of fox news. The big star is the mom tag. We should do the whole show that. And your mom gave me the trump clockdown clock t. Speeded up. I need more 8 years not 4. I love having is you here. Thank you very much. A real treat. Heres juan. Guess what and guess what . Guess what . Take a look at my grandkids. Eli is starting 3rd grade and the girls off to 1st grade. I brought pictures. Exchanging rings with father cj. Thats me 40 years ago cutting my wedding cake. Party time. Time for one more thing. These are the dog days of summer. Big boys cry too. I am all shook up. Saturday it was girls gone wild in d. C. Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire. Democrats . Democrats are not the ones to blame. Come on [laughing]. Go ahead. Come on, man the larger point. I am right. Thats always true. You have optimism swirl and the peace penduleum. What is the democratic platform . We change our meachamry. Then the answer is juan won. Congratulations. Do i get more respect winning the supermarket no, you get no respect. [laughing]. Do you know what i feel like . Your one more thing intros are like what the local newscaster does. Heres one guess what come on thats the way it rolls. I like it. And a facial expression. Yeah. [laughing]. You left out i dont know what is going on at this table. I am sitting here at this table. [laughing]. Thats a lot of fun to see. Its like selfrevelation. I love how much you love your family. Thats wonderful. You talk about them. You really give people a glimpse inside. They think you are the worst person on the planet. Then they realize you are deeply connected and the fact you raised republicans gives viewers hope. He did one thing right. Did they think that i was born without a family or never had a family . The thing about guess what, that could be any year. Its spreading. Now everybody is doing it. You hear it everywhere. You must watch a lot of tv. I do. Because guess what . We will have a chance to go down gregs memory lane. Watch this. She circled the earth in a gravy boat. Dana perino and skis in a sugar bowl. A paper clip is her trombone. I victim bret baier. I have bret baier. I am watching your special coverage. One more thing, the green food in the d. C. Bureau is not good he has a bodysuit. Me and lou dobbs will go to the park. We use our bodyweight as resistance training. Born to be wild, the life and times of lou dobbs. His book is doing great. If you have not bought my book, you are dead meat. I have a gift for every one of you and i forgot to sign them. You can buy the book and it will change your life. I need a mic. [laughing]. I will number dallas. I will be in fort worth, texas. Its time for animals are great [laughing]. This hamster is great. You know what animal is really great . A little duck. Animals are great [laughing]. Its incureiable. You can define your year as animals are great and your book and lou dobbs. What else do you need . Sounds like an ideal weekend. If i invent one thing and no one remembers anything else, its animals are great. What about bret baier saying captain kangaroo sang it. He sang a different song. His name was bear but didnt know much about animals. The little kid that watch the five love to watch one more thing and the animals. If you just add one little animal thing or one yelling thing acting silly, kids like it. Do you remember when you watched a show as a kid and you liked it but didnt know what was going on. Greg doing it for the kids. Like this sweater. Do you leave that at the office . Its been sitting on the shelf for 365 days. It does kind of smell. Thats an old word for tailoring. My relationship to you, greg. When i go out into the rest of the fox world, i say lou, dont complain to me. I dont control him. If i go to the d. C. Bureau, i said bret, this is between and you greg, not me leave me out of it. And dana said dont you think he is making fun of me . No, its all in good fun. And good fun, watch kennedy. Oh, no. I am watching the fireworks with a basket of popcorn here. [laughing]. It looks like jesse. You want the president to have another summit with Vladimir Putin . [laughing]. I give up. I think i broke my foot. I was kicking. I have a vision of Robert Mueller like a painter in front of a canvass and say i am an artist when you never know when its done. You hit the nail on the head, mirranda. Its charlotte. I am charlotte. Western europe. My mom works for the phone company. I told her i was going to spend the night at the friends house but i went to the republican convention. [laughing]. My mom is a lifelong democrat. The only time in my life i was grounded. Jesse, if i am in a bad mood, i go to youtube and watching the crying Hillary Clinton supporters. [laughing]. This is a drink called the hillary. Nice smashed blackberrees and some wine because it has to be bitter and enough tequila to break the glass ceiling. You are always good for laughs. Bless your bones. Do you know you are funny . Thats an inside joke. An anchor went up to kennedy and said do you know you are funny . Lou dobbs. No, it wasnt lou dobbs it wasnt lou dobbs. Remember the shows that did flash back episodes. I hated that but this is better. I just like flash backs. Is that little chick okay . It is duckling. Yes, it changed species and blossomed into a beautiful swan. Is that what they become . Sure yeah. I believed it. What do people ask about the most . About juan. Why do you let juan get away with so much. When i was filling in for you the other night at the woman award ceremony. You backed out of that . She was at a funeral. Never mind. A young man said you have do look out for juan. He is my guy. I watch fox and the five for juan. They want to know you cant drink alcohol on tv. You tell me now. Did it taste good . It was fantastic. You can drink in commercial breaking news. I do [laughing]. Exactly. You and scott adams. That would have been great. The producersed its the best of times and the worst of times. Always the best of times on the five. That would be a good lead for a book. Which one . I dont know. [laughing]. Please dont write another book. [laughing]. One was enough up next. Everything is bigger in texas including the barbecue. Our tasty trip to dallas is next on the five Christmas Eve special. As a fitness junkie, i customize everything bike, wheels, saddle. Thats why i switched to liberty mutual. They customized my insurance, so i only pay for what i need. I insured my car, and my bike. My calves are custom too, but i cant insure those. Which is a crying shame. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Jesse said that music is terrible. What is that . Thats what my name. Typical christmas music. All right. He wrote that in a hallway. You are off topic. Welcome back to the five Christmas Eve special. A look back at our more mem memorable moments for the years. Ribs are my favorite food so we tried true texas style barbecue in dallas. Thats in texas, jesse, before the midterms. We are here at the barbecue in dallas, texas, which is amazing. I got greg and jesse with me. Ready to eat . We are so hungry. At 5 36 p. M. In the commercial break people ask this yes. [laughing]. Greg will ask what will i eat ribs . I eat ribs 4 times a week. What is in gregs cup . Sweet tea . I call it sweet tea. Some people call it hard wine. I may hate the democrats and hate the libs, but man, i do love these ribs [laughing]. You can tell that the Dallas Cowboys lost. Is that what is going on . You can feel it. The redskins beat the cowboys. Hmmm. Cowboys and indians were a rivalry a long time ago. Is our first road trip with jesse. Any advice for me on the road . [bleep]. [laughing]. Lawrence jones is here with us. He is from texas. You know him from fox news. Hi, lawrence. Why did you pick this place . You come here a lot . Yes, they dont rush the process. They season their meat and marrinate it and put it in the smoker and its so good. When they say everything is bigger in texas, what specifically are they referring to . This is not some sick watters world game. The state fair and the buildings. The only thing not big is the taxes. We dont have a state tax. Jesse has big hair. You see that thing up there. Thats a wolverine. Its half wolf and halferrine. Oh thats a lot of meat. Yes, this is gregs dream come true. I am taking this picture so i can look at it when i go to bed at night. Can anyone eat one by themselves . We have linemen from the dallas that devour these. What is your secret to barbecue . Its a National Pass time for the country of texas. The country of texas . Yes, lets get that right. Ted cruz said that beto orourke wants to get rid of barbecue in texas . Thats got to be a joke. Anybody that is anybody in the state of texas can commit political suicide by saying that. We fill these up with wood. My guys get here at 5 a. M. You have ever put a small boy in there about the size of greg . Can you close that . [laughing]. Well, its hard. Its hard to do a segment that involves eating. Especially if you are starving. I didnt speak the entire segment. The produce said stop eating, jesse and say something. You topped doing your job. You bragged how funny that wolverine joke was. Because it was so dumb. I have kids who tell dumb jokes. Thats a dumb joke and not a dumb riddle. We were not working. You said its too spicy. It got caught in my throat. I have a very small throat. [laughing]. I have issues . I do, greg . Okay. [laughing]. I love the brisket. I let you guys have the sides. You had macaroni and cheese and corn. Lawrences mother made an excellent corner dessert. It was like a sweet pumpkin pie. Yes. But she owns a bakery. Yes. He mentioned it when we did the show at smu. We were on the internet because everybody was trying to order her desserts. Thats going to happen. Like Kim Kardashians bottom. Should i move on . Yes. Juans all access look at this years major league allstar game when we return. These are the latest headlines. President trump has been positive tweeting from the white house on Christmas Eve blaming democrats for the partial Government Shutdown claiming a story he lashed out about acting attorney general whitaker is fake news and stating the only problem our economy is the fed. That came on the worst Christmas Eve trading session ever. The dow industrial average sinking 653 points. The s p 500 and the nasdaq were down. The partial Government Shutdown appears no closer to a shutdown. President trump tweeted he was all alone waiting for the democrats. The democrats claim he is plunging the country into chaos. Jim mattis wishes a Merry Christmas to all of you holding the line in 2018 to the american troops. The president moved up his exit to january 1st. A desperate search and rescue in indonesia after a tsunami killed more than 370 people and injurying more than 1400. Now back to the five. A beautiful sight we are happy tonight walking in a Winter Wonderland gone away is the blue bird here to stay welcome back. We hope you and your family are having a merry Christmas Eve. I am a huge baseball fan. It was a thrill to be at the mlb allstar game in d. C. In july. Behindthescenes for all of the major league action. I am juan and i get to go to the allstar game for the first time in my baseball fan life its also a dream come true for a little boy named juan. I am going to the allstar game can you believe it . I am a season ticket holder. I wanted to show you guys where i sit when i come to have fun. Time off means baseball for me. This is where i sit. I want to show you where carl sat. Right here. Charles, was in a wheelchair. It was a special accommodation made for him by the team. After the games were over, he was in that wheelchair. He would come up to the runway and talk to him. What would he talk to you about . Why i took that guy out . This is the first time i have before know to an allstar game. Big thrill for me. Thrill for you as a player . For sure. My first one as well. Fans say its not that big. You say its great . Because its an exhibition of the greatest players. Ever since i was a little kid baseball has been everything to me. Now i get to share it with my grandson. Eli. You grew up in detroit you . Were a tigers fan first . I love the tigers. I can tell you all of the people on the 68 team that won the world series. [laughing]. Here i am. In Nationals Park in my seat at the ballplayer next to my favorite baseball fan wife. She gets to come to all of the games. You love baseball . I love baseball. But you love me more . [silence]. You see what i mean. [laughing]. When i catch a flyball, what do you make me do with it . Give it to a youngster. She keeps score the oldfashioned way on her scoreboard. That was fun. You were in such a good mood after the game. The producers should send you to a baseball game every week. Because i wear on you . No, no. Your spirit were so lifted. Juan, the reason i liked that, we have proof that ben carson is still around. And he can hit. Yes. What we have fun with, deb is a big Boston Red Sox fan. I got to talk to all of the players and one was mookie betts. Her favorite. What a thrill . I heard they got engaged. [laughing]. Bringing people together. I like that. Or tearing them apart. And bud black the manager of the rockies, he came over to say hello. He is a fan of the five . I dont like the idea you have to give your ball to the kid. They should learn they have to earn it. Life is not easy. If you take a mitt to a game you get to keep the ball. He had a special seat designated for him. The learner family who owns the nationals, it was a special section and he got to sit in his wheelchair. The best part was driving to the park with charles because he has a special bond type van. He got to park like in the owners parking spot. Unbelievable. Unbelievable [laughing]. Charles anyway. Deeply missed. And much loved. Upnext the escapades of dana perino and Jesse Watters and who screamed the loudest at a hottest house and the waiter for dinner on the five Christmas Eve special. Youre gonna love if ythe best of geico. Ercials, its geicos alltime greatest hits back on tv for a limited time. And if you love the best of geico, youre gonna really love voting online for your favorite. You can even enter for a chance to appear in an upcoming geico commercial. This fires toasty, linda but the best of geico collection sounds even hotter. To vote for your favorite geico ad and enter to win, visit geico. Com bestof. Thats geico. Com bestof. Little things can be a big deal. Thats why theres otezla. Otezla is not a cream. 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We are wearing gopros to capture all of danas shrieks. There will be shrieks. I have not been to a Haunted House until i was 13 . I am t