Greg thanks, joe. Thats the smartest thing you have said in eight years. [applause] [applause] greg all right, the u. S. Intel report released friday directly accuse russian president Vladimir Putin of ordering a campaign to influence the election. I wish they told us this thursday we could have skipped listening to this. First we cannot say they did not change in the vote tallies or anything of that sort. We have no way of gauging the impact that certainly the Intelligence Community cant gauge the impact it had on choices the electorate made. Greg what is with this guy over here . Its like he just saw one of my nudes on snapchat. [laughter]
this is serious. And its on tv. Friday President Elect trump met with experts to discuss the findings. What does russia really to . For one, they had to John Podestas email. How did they do it . First they found one of his passwords. What was one of his passwords . Password. [laughter] this may be the greatest achievement in espionage history. Right behind the time i pilfered lou dobbs locker combination. I stole this gym shorts. I am wearing that now. But it makes you wonder how secure podestas other sensitive material is. Where does he keep the pin number of his debit card . Is written on the back of the card with the words pin number for my debit card . Does he hide his Apartment Keys under his welcome mat or is it under flowerpot near the front door or maybe get this, its inside a fake rock. Dude, if its the only rock on
your porch and there are no other rocks around we know its not a rock. Anyway the russians did other things too. Did john podesta click on a fake link . The conclusion, the russians hack is somehow got to Julien Assange great remember him . Greg assange kamikaze protrump and he is blonde. Why isnt he outnumbered . [laughter] assange once hated by the right is now hugged by them. Ive got to tell you is confusing to see writing who wanted to see Assange Hanks wanting to hang with him. The shift from a cold war to a
hot romance is so confusing to me its like coming home and finding out that dad left mom for her brother. But this is what worries me. Forget hacking. Thats nothing great right now we have no deterrence against those who might want to destroy us. How do we make sure that no one tries to attack our power grid which would shut down all electricity and he could be broke, sick and starving in days. America would turn into Lord Of The Flies or worse, charlottes web. A cyber attack is the first effective neutron bomb killing all of us but leaving everything standing. To worry about fishing now about fishing out psych on september 10, 2001 fretting about legroom on airliners. You miss The Big Picture here. To stop such attacks we need a real deterrent. My solution . Treat such attacks Likeville Terry once. That way the trigger is never pulled. America needs to announce a recall new cabal offensive. Know and you got feel it. Assange, putin and by the way i dont believe in government anymore. I just dont believe them. Here, here. [applause] greg you would rather believe a former kgb dude . I dont believe in either. Leave nothing, everything is meaningless and truthfully who will ever know . Greg you have been watching too much xfiles. Ive been doing too much thinking independently. Greg stop doing that. This is my show and i want you to rewith me. That would be interesting television. Greg terry you have answered no questions. It is a victory for him. Greg what do you make about my prescription, the idea that we should nuke people that mess with our power grid . Isnt a power grid just like owning a country . The question is worded or would it not affect netflix . To me thats what breaks down to. But i want to pull out a thread of what terry mentioned because this whole conversation and not to be a bummer. Greg is what you do. Is why you pay me so much money. Nothing come but anyway the whole conversation lately is a tone of the american conversation about the american government. Its awful and it makes me really sad because people will say im an elitist because i was part of the government. I worked at the white house. Fine come you can say that if you want but theres nothing glamorous about being a Civil Servant and working for the National Security council and making 35,000 a year and working 24 hours a day. What i will say it is some of the best and brightest minds that we have got in this country are in the United States government in our intelligence
community and some of these people put their lives on the line every single day. Greg what you are saying is basically you get the sense that people that are risking their lives for intelligence are being badmouth. You find that . Their 17 agencies now and 50,000 people getting Security Clearance now. Gotten too big. Post9 11 everybody is scared. The Washington Post is a tremendous piece on how big it is and how unaccountable it is and how much redundancy there is. I would encourage you to read this. Who are they responsible to . We dont even know if theyd do. Greg i dont even read whats on the bottle. I would add a ransom note. Greg do you think this is a big deal . I wonder what the government has, you look at biden. I love biden. I bought a Reverse Mortgage from him. [laughter] greg it literally was rehearsed. Is a great guy but the republicans during nixons day broke into watergate and that was a simpler time when democrats were stealing that im not sure what you get podestas gmail account. Im not sure theres much value there. Greg you have the greatest recipe for risotto. You have got big elites threatening to go after everybody with a verified account on twitter. Did you see that today . How does feel but feel free to defend how wonderful the solace. Are you glad you were not verified . I am verified. Family, friends i offer a lot about my life on twitter just willingly. Too much just willingly but that doesnt really bother me. Greg what bothers you then . Everything bothers me a little but it doesnt bother me
more than the fact greg in the Subject Matter we are focused on, what bothers you . That does not bother me at all. The government without wikileaks and snowden and assange, they would have absolutely nobody to be held accountable to. Nobody else is doing it. Greg the american people. Wikileaks was supposed to target target. They started firing on us. Tmz Access Hollywood wikileaks. Journalism is dead in america so long with these guys. Julias point Special Forces Guy In Tuck kept me alive and we also find out that you know the military and the intelligence apparatus in many cases the middle east was cooking the books and not telling the right thing of what was going on all for political reasons. Be a hawk and go after the stuff. You just dont want to defend it i do want to defend it but the thing is the government, their job is to protect the rights but they cant do that by violating our rights. Its the same problem. And order have rights you have to protect the country first. Do you want the nsa in your bedroom sitting under your bed . You would be safer i guess. You were giving up a certain amount of basic freedom which is what makes this country so great. There have to be limits and if they want to change it back to change the constitution. Its not me talking, change the constitution. Greg a shocking hate crime streamed on facebook. Well discuss the disgusting crime nexus. So when it comes to pain relievers, why put up with just part of a day . Aleve, live whole not part. Painter you want this color over the whole house . Tawell, the only place youn, need go. Oll . Held a white man at my point and told him to curse to present like. Perhaps even just as troubling the suspect could be heard on the video saying they wanted to go viral. A horrible crime made worse by the fact that the teens posted on facebook apparently thinking that torturing disabled people is perfectly acceptable behavior. We dont know anybody that call the cops after watching it. Absolutely disgusting. [applause] its good to see you. You are about to go on russell i assume. I had to leave to talk about the story because its so important to me. Thank you for giving me the time. First of all first and foremost this is 100 a hate crime so there is no allegedly if this is a hate crime on so many levels. The fact of the specialneeds man didnt understand was going on and was being brutally
attacked was to meet disgusting. Watching it i got choked up watching it and ive seen a lot of things in this world. It was difficult to watch for. Noticing that was tough for me is america as a whole, nobody on facebook i was watching did anything about it. Think those people are just as response of all. Another thing if somebody puts up a questionable picture on facebook take it down within minutes of there has to be something for facebook to look at to stop these things from happening. The bigger picture, the fake news stories, the hoaxes and the liberal media pushing all the fake attacks. Congratulation guys come here are the fruits of your labor. Using this for leverage when they were attacking them because they dropped an expletive about Donald Trumps suddenly their behavior was justified because suddenly the other side is doing it to them. Its disgusting. They are taking any credit for it and even the News Coverage was disgusting. Hate crime stuff you start getting into the emotional interpretation of it. Who is deciding if its hate . You have for idiots and it was racial and it was hate but it was a crime so hammer them for that. What i think of this Hate Crime Stuff that could be a double aged blade a doubleedged blade. Greg there were people that were afraid of how to categorize it rather than talk about on cable news. All the debate was about that and then you have these people say what maybe its not that big of a deal because they knew each other. They hung out. Rome emanuel makes a big proclamation, sanctuary city. 4000 people shot and they bring people in from aleppo and people in syria are like, we are good. You all try to get that worked
out and they will come. Greg what about the millions of people who have broken families who dont do this stuff . Its that too but i was just thinking while i was hosting to everyone talk it a little bit mirrors the argument, not the argument that the dialogue and debate about when you label something Terrorism Verses not. People are very, human nature it makes people very eager to deal the Classifier Categorize these horrible things that happen in the world which is fine. Thats as it should be but because i think what happens is once you put a label on something it makes us erroneously believe that we get it. Its like ocoee can probably figure out how to respond to this if we understand first what it is so in a little sense i push back a tiny dent in the sense that and i dont even know what a hate crime means. I couldnt tell you that. Arent all crimes hate crimes . You punish acts come you dont punish thoughts. What crime does is whence the two. For example you do it in your head already. For example if you are reading the near post and you read about a 25yearold guy who mugs and 85 euros woman you got that guy should be fried by the theme of the 30yearold man you see it as a mugging so in your own way youve categorize crimes differently but thats what we do pay judges should just throw the book at everybody. Seeing that the criminal Justice System mirrors that in the sense that the Court Battles epic amounts of time trying to figure out a motive that will distinguish like if there is premeditation that takes it from first agree to capital. Its a platform that they want sometimes to get a message across. Greg up next comic you will need tour did. He cant stop tweeting and we cant stop talking about the tweeting. So good. [applause] a heart attack doesnt care what you eat or how healthy you look. No matter who you are, a heart attack can happen without warning. A Bayer Aspirin regimen can help prevent another heart attack. Be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. Bayer aspirin. Like finding new ways to be taken care of. Home, car, Life Insurance obviously, ohhh. But with added touches you cant get everywhere else, like claim free rewards. Or safe driving bonus checks. Oh yes. Even a claim satisfaction guaranteeeeeeeeeee in means Protection Plus unique extras only from an expert allstate agent. Its good to be in, good hands. I need to promote my new busi can make that happen. Et. Business cards . Business cards, brochures, banners. Pens . Pens, magnets, luggage tags, bumper stickers. How about foam fingers . Like these . Now, get 15 off making your company stand out. Staples. Make more happen. Bounty is more absorbent,mom per roll so the roll can last 50 longer than the leading ordinary brand. So you get more life per roll. Bounty, the quicker picker upper
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accounts. Greg katy perry has more. Today sean spicer is the new white house soontobe press secretary confirmed to the wall street journal. Didnt get to see those tweets before he sends them and he doesnt think thats going to change when he is president. Thats interesting. Greg thats good. The thing is china said to him we dont like your tweeting. Thats going to make them tweet more. I think its reverse psychology. Its a brave new world. Fdr had the fireside chats. Hes a 7yearold man. Greg thats the weirdest thing. They can hack into and get back to the original story. Nfl, goodell hacked to the twitter account and said he was dead. We knew he wasnt dead because they would have a threegame suspension for whoever killed him. It is a new world and 2020, who knows it may be kanye versus carrot top perhaps. Greg carrot top has some good ideas. You should get snapchat and then he does now to keep it to 140 characters. Greg im thinking about carrot top. Trump is the first Orange Haired president. Top like he has opened the door for carrot top. This is all very greg you dont even enter statements anymore. This is going to be very tough for trump, all this backlash because i know he loves tweeting but he also values the pinions of china and amy schumers uncle when deciding how to run his administration. It doesnt matter. Think trump should come down on the tweeting but i should come
down the tweeting. I love to be able to tweet china and get them all mad. That gives me a little was just a think about it. I dont know who that is but i most certainly understand why. She is like 25 pitch he can help it. I would rather have my youth. Greg have you seen the movie with Captain Phillips . Its his daughter. Its true. Greg Captain Phillips was the guy he landed the plane on the wat