Transcripts For FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show 20180204 03:0

FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show February 4, 2018 03:00:00

Anyway, sour grapes is to be expected. Why would you praise your opponent after he wiped the mat with you and thats the problem with these politics even when theres good news country its been used for the party and theres a lot of good news on jobs, ices, economy all good but we could do better. The Democrats Remains our. Schumer looks like hes the penguin from batman. [laughter] trying to pass a softball sized gallstone. [laughter] and pelosi looks like that gallstones is about to hit her in the mercedes. [laughter] the rest of the democrats all look like they shared the same hemorrhoids. What is the problem . First, that speech wasnt for them. It was for you. I thought it was too long but for you its not long enough. Its 90 minutes of positivity about this great country after eight years of moaning about america his speech was a water cooler in the desert. For democrats your good news is there bad news but also their bad news is your good news. In the future, heres a handy measurement for success. I call it the pelosi scowl ohmmeter. The more she frowns the more you should smile. [laughter] it this leads me to the memo. Week was fraught with anticipation as if the royal family giving birth to a panda. The nation wanted answers and their first cannot be quenched until they heard this command. Believes the memo. [laughter] greg good work they are dubbing. Finally it was released and became the super bowl for nerds. If its true, the dossier was put together by crystal still by the funding of fusion gps and the democrats. Then they played up to Media Outlets and the Justice Department asked for surveillance werent but according to the memo the application did disclose the role of the dnc or Clinton Campaign in funding the dossier. The memo also plays a former fbi Deputy Director Andrew Mccabe wouldnt have stopped werent without this dossier. Maybe its me but this has clinton stink all over it. All roads lead back to the perv and the pantsuit. [laughter] sound like a good tv series. I wonder if trump thanks it is disgraceful. I think its terrible if you want to know the truth. I think its a disgrace was going on in this country. I think its a disgrace. The memo was sent to congress and declassified in congress will do whatever theyre going to do but i think its a disgrace. Greg i think its a disgrace. [laughter] but he is right. The dems want to nail trump so badly they were willing to use an unfettered hypo partisan dossier to do it. They use this dossier to get a warrant thats like me using Monopoly Money to buy a horse. We spent the last year here in occlusion between trump and russia and all along the real collusion was committed by the perpetrators of that narrative. The media, democrats and their government allies. This will mess is brought to you by the same people that is not cool, right, adorable puppies going on his life . Good puppies. Good job. Can you do it . Gay. Come on puppies. Puppy, puppy. Greg i told you there would be puppies. [cheering and applause] let us look at tonights guest, he had no qualms defusing bombs is former us marine Bomb Technician Staff Sergeant joey joe. [cheering and applause] and another hero his jokes are drier than powdered milk. Writer and comedian david angelo. [cheering and applause] and the real hero, if you cant handle her smirk then youre probably a jerk, National Review reporter kat sims. [cheering and applause] finally, the Jolly Green Giant sent and help mail former bodyguard, nasa psychotic tyrus. [cheering and applause] all right, joey, you got the State Of The Union and take your pick and run with it. Its the State Of The Union that was forever ago. I sent her to State Of The Unionive batting 900 mine so i had one bad day. Greg one bad day, joey. Ive got a leg up on your two. Greg terrible. David, what about the memo . The memo was good but we all kind of wanted more out of the memo. I feel like it didnt give enough secrets. I feel like they should just open this mcafee of the tsa project they should just let you in the fault for an hour. Heres the thing. The memo i already knew. Lets show the. Can we show that . This is from march 2017. Greg this is you. I cant read it. Its too far away. Greg [cheering and applause] the most trusted names in this. Greg you are like a psychic with really interesting glasses. Speaking of interesting glasses, cat, what would you like to talk about. Would you like to talk about the amazing the speech that trump gave or the groundbreaking earth shattering memo . Oh my god. Talk about the memo but im really glad that im a wizardly that i want to see all the things the fbi does not want me to see, one 100 . I think we need to take a look at how this is able to happen in the first place and look at reforming this entire area of government when we take the Fourth Amendment seriously so its not so easy to surveilled american citizens. Greg i will agree with you. [cheering and applause] thats the thing that bothers me. Anyone can create a questionable dossier about my life and i might not be questionable, might not be questionable, those two years anyway, tyrus, thoughts on the memo . Thoughts on your dossier, yes. There is no unicorn, kids. [laughter] greg it was a donkey just as a unicorn. [laughter] greg so, you know what, heres my frustration this week. I thought the State Of The Union was very good. I thought its always good to hear positive things about our country because we dont hear enough about it. [applause] i was looking for one thing and i thought maybe it would be in structure that was going to bring the sides together or start some dialogue because after the State Of The Union was over those of us who love trump still of trump and those of us hate him and blame him for everything in the entire world thats going wrong they still hate him. To tighten the memo was the same thing. If you dont like the Russian Investigation and if you have issues with the left, you will support the memo. If you love trump, thats what we needed but my issue that is page, thats the guy . Every group has one and we have him. And that dude and then when he tweet and then no, this does mean and the only thing i dont want to hear more from pages crews. Those of the two guys i dont want to hear from and i keep waiting for something that is going to start bringing us together and i feel like the Division Lines keep trying in the sand and theres no middle ground. My book i kept thinking im working on a book thats like living in the great divide. Its belmonts, no, its about walking to my neighborhood because i walk through liberal ill get to that and if i walk by conservative i get cheered. Its crazy how divided we are. Greg thats why you walk on the conservative side. You know what could unite us all . Besides alcohol, russians. They played on americas key attribute which is not a key attribute but a consequence the politics of binary system. They play both sides. They played the democrats and took money from the democrats replaced the republicans to create disruption. It works. I thank you just nailed it. Our arrogance is that we had to be in on it and thats the ironic. We were in on it. Greg yeah, all right, were so much more to talk about privately as well. All right, whats up with trumps border wall . An what i did there . [cheering and applause] out with the grain, in with the farmraised chicken. Healthful. Flavorful. Beneful. Theres a serious virus out there that 1 in 30 boomers has, yet most dont even know it. A virus thats been almost forgotten. Its hepatitis c. Hep c can hide in the body for years without symptoms. Left untreated it can lead to liver damage, even liver cancer. The only way to know if you have hep c is to ask your Healthcare Provider for the simple blood test. If you have hep c, it can be cured. For us, its time to get tested. Its the only way to know for sure. Greg that is teaching them a terrible us. Critics have called Trump Small Proposal Everything from irresponsible to stupid but there is logic behind all the new wall will be used. Based on topography and budget each Quarter Sector will extend an existing fence, replace an old fence or add a secondary wall allowing agents to apprehend immigrants in an enforcement zone. Greg its a trick wall. If the secondary wall. But theres a fence on the border already yet liberals always forget that part they act like trumps the first person to come up with this amazing idea. Basically, trumps wall is a new and improved version of something that is already there and yet it doesnt have bipartisan support. Maybe trump does has to sell it better. Are you ready for the most radical International Border feature since Niagara Falls . You will love border wall 2000. Its the ultimate Multipurpose Wall everyone can enjoy. Need a site for the x games . It converts to a half bite. Wish you could see bob ross landscape on display . And the best part of border wall 2000 is its been certified unbreakable by the koolaid man. More like vote no, the 21st hundred visitors will ride on the first space escalator to the moon. Greg that is what we need. David, thoughts on the wall . Oh boy. How long will it take and arent we on the cusp of flying cars . Not that i want to be like but its 2018. Thats the one concern i have. Greg it wont be a flying car but a drone that can carry a human that will pick you up annual flyover. [laughter] at least the little children is easier to drown, ive heard, i have not tried that, kat. Kat, thoughts . Are you excited . An impenetrable wall to you would like that around you. I live that with around me emotionally. [laughter] i think that a better way to go about it to end the Welfare Incentive and end the drug war to keep the gangs from coming over here. That way we wouldnt need to spend tens of billions of dollars on a wall and i know thats not a popular opinion but its not a joke but thats what i really think it sometimes that is how life goes. Greg will you cry . Not right now, ill wait until after the show. She is a crying corner in the back. Greg tyrus, i look at this deal and the democrats are ignoring the fact that they one on this. Theyre getting at one point to million or even more people that will be through the path of citizenship. He was called the amnesty don and he took a lot of shots for trying to make a deal but they dont want to deal with him. It doesnt matter if everyone got a past they wouldve found something wrong with it. It wasnt a joke because i agree with everything one 100 that you said but the idea of being there to see someone oh my god. But the one was shorter so the hop over and you made it in like thats thats pretty funny. I hadnt seen that type of artwork since the classes in high school. Merge this way or the red highway will. Greg i learned so much. Joey, what you think . Listen, i think trumps all the small and he was elected from this wall so we wont build a wall that we can reconcile that with his boating popular. The American People elected him and his will was his biggest talking point. With that said theyre happy about having money in their pocket right now so ever is going to go a different direction now is the time and do it by the time democrats have potential to be almost incapable to work with so it will be something other than what hes promised now is the time to do it with a deal. As far as the whole issue in general, i grew up in a town 75 hispanic i see both sides of the issue from a personal standpoint. If youre going to do anything have the pics the Immigration System but we have to have some Security Measure like had said. At the incentive that is not there. We have to stop people wanting to come here and the idea that its a free ride when you get here. Greg i think hollywood is that. Oh sure. Greg i do think no matter what trouble build this wall and even if you dont use it its going to be somewhere in new jersey. Its like you know what it is . This is his obamacare. Think about that. Once obamacare came into being the other side wanted to dismantle it so once he puts this wall of you will have an entire party that will in their slogan will be tear down this wall and then it will be a very good slogan but the problem is it could be that the wall works and then they will not want to tear down the wall or to be twotier hard to tear down. I think kat hit on a big thing. Sometimes walls can be built and theyre not physical. Making it hard harder to get eligible for welfare and food stamps and it takes away from american citizens in need. I had a discussion with some people this weekend one of the ladies of the hardest thing is she a two Young Children and when she went to go get services that she needed they were very rude to the englishspeaking ones and they were like its not for you and you have to wait but when the people and immigrants came and they had all their stuff for them and they had a translator for them and all these other things for them. She was almost being steered out like we dont do that here. Its this double standard and if you come here illegal you shouldnt get any those to be reserved for our citizens. Greg no countries. We have to move on. [cheering and applause] everybody, everyone deserves a chance at coming up, California Michael Teacher thanks a military is the lowest of the low. Ive a feeling we will disagree with him. Lets begin. Yes or no . 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He says the onduty call that came in on january 13 did not sound like a drill. Im alicia, now back to the greg gutfeld show. Greg should he recant his stupid rant . I speak of California High School teacher and city councilman greg. [crowd boos] i was just going to call him [bleep]. Why not . Its easy. As you know, this jerk was caught on tape bashing the military and vanished into a tirade because two kids in the history class were wearing marine corps such as. Roll it, gladys. [inaudible] greg the sky. [crowd boos] and i already called him a [bleep]. I cant do it again. Anyway, someone called for his inspiring but the best response may have been from retired fourstar general and chief of staff, john kelly. What is your reaction to that knowing that hes teaching 17 euros this . I think the guy ought to go to hell. [cheering and applause] greg hes been placed on administrative leave and they say he will be have disciplinary measures taken. I have an idea for his punishment. They can watch this on loop for eternity. [laughter] greg i dont thank you deserve that. Joey, i go to you first for no particular reason. [laughter] im not sure about this guy. Of all the things he said the worst thing was when he said they dont make [inaudible] decisions. We dont always make the best decisions at 2 00 oclock in florida in florida and now i have a nine yearold son so you know what im saying. Really, this made me so mad. The premise that hes working on here is that the military is undereducated and hes talking to High School Students and you only go there if you dont do well here. That premise is completely false. Not only is he stupid but hes spreading lies. Id love to meet the marines that took his girlfriend because this is coming from somewhere personal. [cheering and applause] heres the deal. Almost 90 of the military have a High School Education as opposed to less than 60 of civilians. Almost over 80 of officers have a four year degree or higher and then 30 of the philippines. Thats fact and data. Then, i dont know. Oh you know, say it. This guy has been a mayor, city councilman and a teacher. Im qualified to do all of those things. He could not be a United States marine is the only thing he wanted in life and thats where i started my career. To go after the education or our motivation, people believe in something bigger themselves. They want to contribute to something that might take their life or their legs, oh my god, theyre the lowest of the low but listen, dude, i challenge him to a physical contest with the one limb i still have intact. [cheering and applause] greg tyrus mark i think he felt he could say this because he doesnt know anybody so cocooned in his own world. For small, i have to disagree. He didnt have a. You said. Thats a whole different anger. Another thing is on his moral high ground, does it get cold up there . I think this is the problem and im going on a limb here but im assuming hes a democrat in the liberal. [laughter] im just guessing. For the people but he loves to [bleep] the people so he is literally the reason why they cant win in office. Is this type of mindset. He thanks youre doing him a favor and he makes as a teacher makes anywhere from 30and judging by the way history and responded to speech, probably on the lower end. He probably has to get a parttime job in the summ

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