I will try that she had been asking for documents and testimony from Deutsche Bank as it pertains to President Trumps and he was sworn in what you interested in quick. Would you repeat that one more time . [laughter]. What a bad week for the activist press. Laura logan everybody is pulling out their hair. [laughter] 250million thats a lot of money. The paper makes 100 million off of digital ad sales alone thats a lot of money that is more than i make it a year. [laughter] how do they make all that many . That brings eyeballs that makes money so get your piece you earned it without you how would cuomo afford the daily waxing . At least daily and now with the media ready conflict with the tornadoes at the normal suspect all white brat in a red hat sadly it turns out his white racist were nigerian bodybuilders bodybuilders. Their abs have abs. [laughter] they have more muscles than a mollusk convention. If i had access to those washboard that would be doing laundry every night of the week. [laughter] smollet paid them 3500 but he makes 60000 per show so he is just cheap. [bleep] now these cases with the kavanaugh smear called journalistic ethics. Intersectional studies. The media everywhere is liberal 85 percent are registered to democrats. Most are left of liberal democrat. Then disappears faster than taylor swifts boyfriends. Dont expect the emperor to tell you about it. The fox is known for eating peoples lunches. Sean hannity and will eat smollet lunch every single second he will eat smollet lunch every single second spirit the president of the United States lead his lunch. Im getting hungry. And then so smollet saw the media for what it was, suckers and i kind of admire it but if youre only mad he was used by us as fodder while missing the fact he made you look like a dumb ass then you truly are a lemon. [laughter] these moments have been piling up and they were driven by the agenda and the profit maker is always conflict. Even those homophobic slurs you know, how serious this crime is right now. In real life smollet is black and gay which could be a motivation for the hate crime spirit just as people who wear hats that say mag a i dont think it is put out there that this is a possible hate crime. This is america 2019. Celebs placed the blame where it belongs on mike pence. Its not impossible with the president or vice president. This is what happens if you are in a position of power and you hate people and you want to cause suffering to them, you go to the trouble and spend your career trying to cause sufferin suffering. I tried to sit through her last movie she should know that is suffering. And then i wonder how they will discuss how pence did not create a crime that did not exist. Here we held our tongues even though it stink like a bathroom after curry night at the rest home ff that trumps supporters stocking the chicago streets at 2 00 a. M. Carrying a news going after an actor on a show they dont watch and recognize him . And the same as me as a babysitter. The sandwich brexit was a subway. Maybe thats the next gig. Who writes checks to nigerians . Maybe your aunt on your birthday. And then the media that wanted it so badly to be true. Wire the so common . All of those that have cause and effect are now employed in the media the virus makes you stupid did i say stupid . Yes i did. Some people were sad i am always thrilled when a hate crime turned out to be false so that means im thrilled a lot. Where hate crimes have to be made up because the demand exceeds the supply. But if you are still sad because it is your bias sets you up as a willing stooge. Media owns a story. Attention professionals are you hungry for the profits and go to the seminar. I will show you some headlines you can tell me how you will rewrite them for maximum profit. Okay . Heres the first one. The storm to blanket. Midwest man wins Mega Millions jackpot. You are a natural. And then to celebrate the 95th birthday . That republican voter turns 95. The Church Youth Group holds a bake sale for flood victims. Extremist view have victims of carbon toxin. Yes the house fire in australia injured seven. A volcano injured only in trumps america. You all passed with flying colors i am so proud of you. Get out there and do some journalism. [applause]. If your victims are chronic doctor drew. [applause]. He really got bin laden to open up. And shes only happy when shes feeling crappy. And the last time they had to call the Fire Department when they blew out the candles. [applause] doctor drew you are a doctor or so you say has america turned into one big church of victimhood quick. Not only that we give such credibility to be a victim they want to be a certain kind of victim so badly we are seeing an epidemic with the same construct that people want to be a victim. Greg for this guy is better to be a victim than to be the star of a show. That is insane. Ive been doing a lot of thinking. And its all about exactly what happened. Even he was shocked. That might be the case. I am a straight white kid who could be on the cover of a magazine ive never been a victim of hate crime. But another to make it happen. So is this meal or making it up . I dont think its over salary but he hated trumps so much to make them hate trump more. It might sound ridiculous bu but. But i would beat them with the meat. [laughter] that cannot be bleeped. Thank you. [laughter] i am being applauded for strange sentence. [laughter]. This whole thing confuses me. I love attention. I love it so much it pushes people away. [laughter] however i dont think racist homophobic attack on myself attention as he heard about posting a cell fee on instagram or starting a fight with his boyfriend or pretending to be pregnant . These are all better ways like writing to ride a unicycle. They have invented bikes with two wheels. Greg true. Send the letters to cat that you are doing it for the attention. All four of those letters. [laughter] what are your thoughts . You sure got really creepy there. [laughter] literally every time he made a great point he slid in something creepy. Mission or cry for help . And we should all be unified together. And i was talking to doctor drew about this and figuring out why he did this with the salary and whatever i actually miss this behavior quite often in my own life in my own home. Running in the yard back and forth as i have to do work maybe watching espn on my phone and it says my leg. What happened . A shark. [laughter] and then look at me. And a dinosaur. What do we do . Oh my poor baby. I give her a hug. Just. [bleep] a hug. She he should have paid them 3500 to hug him. [applause] d7 we have to roll but i think it is 92 the day the people are coming from the campus doctor drew and libertarian. Watch your mouth. Then if you believe the stor story. None of you believed it but the staff people work at msnbc or cnn in the newsrooms bought it. They bought it its the return of the burn. Not the infection. [applause] yes, we are twins. When i went on to ancestry, i just put in the name of my parents and my grandparents. I was getting all these leaves and i was going back generation after generation. You start to see documents and you see signatures of people that youve never met. I mean, you dont know these people, but you feel like you do. You get connected to them. I wish that i could get into a time machine and go back 100 years, 200 years and just meet these people. Being on ancestry just made me feel like i belonged somewhere. Discover your story. 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He told his audience in germany america was an embarrassment the biggest asset is he is always stupid. The nomination could end up those are three more homes than cat who lives in a garage. But it would be fun to watch him versus trump. What do you think bernie . Civic and that tendency to focus on those side issues. And buying the stairway to heaven. As they approached. When she gets there that she can get what she came for. I want to ask a couple of things about your early life. And she buys the stairway to heaven. If you are responsible and in the leadership. [applause] there is a sign on the wall she wants to be sure because sometimes words have two meaning. So many people say they cannot be activists because the millennials are idealistic and they think it is cool. I never should have had the three bean salad it always comes back always a three bean i hope thats just gas. They will think pelosi did it. [laughter] [applause] does he still have the mojo . Getting over the socialist thing the democratic socialism which is a bunch of nonsense but when he announced his candidacy he brought an 8 million share the wealth a little bit especially with us and that 300,000 on private airfare last month its hard to be a socialist when you live like a capitalist. What do you think cat are you scared we can have a socialist president. I will not rest until everybody in this country has zero dollars i love bernies supporters i am sick socialist act like they are so altruistic we could give you this but not those mean republicans you could be sick they want you to be hungry then they want you to die and then you watch your grandma die. No. In order to give you something you have to actually own it first they are not giving away their own stuff if your boyfriend takes you out to dinner and buys your present youd probably be very happy unless you found out he used your credit card to pay for it. Here we go. Its only acceptable if you are nine and the person is your mother and you made it for her but no. Im sick of libertarian talk about generosity it is about control and Big Government and taking from people not giving. [applause] [cheers and applause]. I agree. Greg the illusion is that government is free in the socialist are giving it to you but really its taking from the free market. Yeah thats pretty deep at the illusion is the media. America isnt trying to be victims the media is painting victims and expecting america to buy into it Bernie Sanders is a legit contender despite cnn and other leftwing media efforts they are pitch in it one pitching this great new group of seven candidates then bernie announces and 6 million in 24 hours how much of the other guys made . Not that she got 2 million after one week she is strong about six or seven or 16 pocahontas owes money. [laughter] and that goes against their message of the new left because now they feel they can tell you watch how this goes down this will be a boring time for President Trump i will not be able to handle it they will go after Bernie Sanders for everything because thats not who they want that is a fun story how they keep throwing things at bernie all kinds of little stories they will leak all of these anonymous tips about his behavior whats out there somewhere that we dont know about . And greg gutfeld on the weekends you dont know but i guarantee there will be some stuff. Here we go. Doctor drew quick. In two years . The just being a male will take them out as a contender. What is the problem with the 2020 candidates. We have the answer next. [cheers and applause] this is the allnew chevy silverado. Its beautiful. Beefy and mean looking. Its the strongest, most advanced silverado ever. The cab is bigger than the last generation. Its the first truck ive seen make you look small. 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Radio contact was lost 30 miles southeast of Houstons George Bush airport. R b singer r. Kelly in bond court where a judge set bail at 1 million. Kelly turned himselfn in to police after he was charged with four counts of sexual abuse. Prosecutors say i repeatedly out out underaged girls for sex, even while he was on trial. Greg its the unwanted name of a trump nickname. The Associated Press is reporting President Trump is work on labels for the 2020 candidate. Im so excited. New nicknames. Its like waiting for a rich relative to die. I dontin feel that good about. But there is that payoff. Lets remember some of his most of memorableem monikers. I have given my answer, lyin ted. Nor energy tonight. She is crooked hillary. I have got more indian flood in me than pocahontas. Lyin ted. Whats your name . My name is lyin ted cruz. I never attacked him on his looks and believe me there is plenty subject matter right there. That i can tell you. Greg he didnt give him a nickname butut said he could. He picked them off one marco at a time. Nicknames helped him. They are short, they get in your head andnd they work. Suzy, how are the democrats reacting to this news . [bleep] greg all right, tyrus, you changed your name many times. Tyrus thats personal. Greg trump can choose a nickname that isnt obvious until itna is. Tyrus ut thats what somebody brought to the desk and said breaking news . You didnt need a news source or know hes going to call people names. This is what im talking about when they always talk about him. Just wait for it. If you Say Something he dont like hell crown you. Hes a habitual name caller. Greg if he was around in the past he would have called abe lincoln grave abe. And George Washington gums. Or woody. Greg or woody. Greg do you have a nickname, dr. Drew . Klobuchar. Greg news came out she didnt have a fork on the plane and used her comb to eat her salad. Comey klobuchar. Kat i love egg salad. I really like egg salad. Greg it doesnt love me. Why did you bring that up . Kat thats the kind of salad she was eating. Greg who eats salad on a plane because its sulfur. Where are we in this segment . Kat i dont know. I am just upset because trump doesnt have a name for me. I was thinking sponge bob arms. Greg he doesnt do physicalit. He didnt say you were lazy. He says low energy. He doesnt look at the physical stuff. Kat i am trying to figure out which nickelodeon character my body most of resembles. Its translates. What about you, rob . I was talking to a friend of mine who works for fox. I dont want to name drop. We said Kamala Harris was apparently smoking weed to tupac and snoop dogg before they were making albums so we could call her run dnc. Greg it cant be clever. Its tyrus the blunt lady. Hey, whats up. Shortness, have you got something to say . Greg cannabis kamala. You can have that, donald. We are on a firstname basis until he kills me. Do i have any other nicknames. 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