His name is george washington. George is at 100 is no way im going to get there no matter what i tell you. Oh, man, what about the wall . Is it moving along . The wall is moving along, its moving along rapidly. Its beautiful, stronger, bigger, better and cheaper, sometimes when they dont give you the money, you to make it cheaper. Its true, do we have to pay . You pay for the very distinct privilege of not having to pay, but you had to pay a lot. Now you dont have to pay anymore. I have no idea what that meant. [laughter] but i ask, do you need a magic wand . You need a magic wand to bring back manufacturing, well, we will tell sleepy joe that we found the magic wand. At least he has brilliant talented campaign people. We have a lot of brilliant brillianttalent campaign people, they cost a fortune and they never give me any ideas, im only kidding. You know hes not kidding, it makes you wonder what country youre in. Maga, maga, we are in maga country i can tell you. I can tell you maga is no longer the motto, its keep america great. See the first motto maga said its time for a change, the new one says lets preserve what weve changed. I cant wait to see the slogan for his third term. [laughter] [applause] anyway, thats impossible, people, its impossible. But as he throws his First Political tailgate the orlando paper pulled first two and antiendorsement of trump even before the dems have a nominee, meaning they hate trump so much the dems could not nominate a zombie raccoon and go with zombie raccoon, but enough of bernie sanders, i still think its infantile much like cnn after being insulted at the rally actually shut their coverage down, proving how emotional they really are, im surprise they didnt say say i hate all of you and ran upstairs and closed the door sobbing into a pillow, at least they provided coverage for creepy stuff. The academic definition of concentration camps are targeting a community and putting them in detention camps without a trial. Thats what the Trump Administration is doing. And the genocide of the jews, yes. So as one side celebrates a country, the other floats in an impervious idiotic bubble insulting Holocaust Victims and justifying with lame semantics, again, the contrast, this is trump. [laughter] [cheers and applause] crazy group and this is the critics. [laughter] you can do it. Now, im bad at predicting things but the side having most fun usually win, on the republican side its fun and on the democrats its a funk, deep small smelly bottom of the hamper funk, you know where the socks have gone stiff. Every candidate staking out the gloomiest vision of the country, thank heaven trump will be livetweeting the debate. How often is that . People wont be watching the debates, theyll be watching him watching debates. 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[laughter] listen, arguing with Holocaust Survivors over the definition of trancation camp, if ive reached that level of my political career, put a fork with me, im done, that level of stupidity doesnt have any place for american politics which leads me to believe the conspiracy theorist. Anyway. [laughter] shall i stop there . Yeah. Im going to get mad. What did you make of the week so far . I thought he was great and got criticism because he was complaining the first hour, he has every right to complain. Theyve been on him, democrats wont work with them, Mueller Report hanging over his head, media against him, media is like a nagging wife, they pick at him. Look at the way he yawn, can you believe it. Like a man who just got divorced. Exactly. [laughter] thats why my comedy special i got the house. Did you get the house . Yeah. Was it a nice house . Yeah. Just call me petey prenup. The guy is an animal. [cheers and applause] i kind of want you to get the movie that you said you were in which you said was was titanic 14 . 17, jacks revenge. Ive been writing it, yes. You make an excellent elderly kat tempf. Thank you. I want to go back to what you were talking about aoc and concentration camp thing, that was so stupid i was trying to think of what it was like so i wrote a bunch of analogies and i couldnt find which one was best so i will saying all. Thats like saying cold having a cancer and phone dying is like your mom dying, thats like saying that wearing a tie thats too tight is like being beheaded, thats like saying that eating hot soup and having it burn your mouth is like being burned alive while eating hot soup. Interesting. And thats like saying breaking a fingernail is as bad as having a nail in your finger. [laughter] [cheers and applause] i dont know i didnt know which one to pick so they all made the air. Yes, tyrus. I think thats accurate because there were no onesentence to describe the moronicness of what she said. Right. Somebody breaks into your house, trips and false and breaks their neck and you go to jail for murder because thats kind of the same thing. [applause] trump had a big week, kicked it off and we didnt see any democrats again, like it was once he got on the news, the only thing we had going on was they are really mad at joe biden for telling how it is. Yeah. Cory booker was mad at joe because joe told the truth of actually happened in historic event, not something he made up on twitter. Cory booker is funny to me, im all for civil rights and fighting for our stuff but going after joe biden, he led the legislation, everybody know that lynch mob is a crime. Its officially a crime. [laughter] yeah. Like we didnt already know that if you form a lynch mob youre going to jail. Thank you, corey. 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Of course, asked joe biden to apologize. Apologize for what . He knows better. Im theres no racist bone in my body. Its now how you do it. Period. But then congressman john lewis vouched for biden. We worked with people that were members of the klan, people who opposed us. Do the other candidates think hes a racist, probably not, are they trying to knock biden out the top . Of course. They dont care, will someone bring up on debate stage next week, we will see. Should i stop asking and answering my own questions . [cheers and applause] [applause] we are talking about this at the end, lets continue, do you feel any sympathy for joe . No. Theres no reason to feel sympathy, he was telling something that actually happened. There was a time in this country that we had to work with certain individuals who prefer me serving drinks and not being on camera, thats a part of our history, ughy, or whatever, his whole point was he worked for common good and passed legislation to stop those types of beliefs because he had to work with them, find a way, so people who are legit joe crowe tshirt rocking racist who are proud to stick it out, he can work with them. Exact opposite of what he believes, joe has been a good dude when it comes to respecting different races. Except for indians at 7eleven. Yeah. It is a different story. It is a different story. The point is he can work with those people on those types of situations and we live in a world today that nobody can Work Together and its not even that. Theres not. Theres no issue between the two sides that something is polarizing as civil rights and they found a way but we cant find a way and thats pathetic. Yeah, what do you make of this [cheers and applause] they are going to eat him alive, arent they . The Mainstream Media is starting to turn on him and keep attack. Now, what was that 3 weeks ago. [laughter] i love it. Flipflopping, fumbling. Hes almost like willy maize when he played for the mets. Yes, yes. When he played the chiefs. I did a sports analogy. [cheers and applause] do you see him making it to the nomination . I dont know, i dont know, im not a fortune teller, i just think its so interesting that they are attacking each other so much especially when people like bill de blasio attack him u who is that for, its not going to help him win the nomination, its probably just going to help trump eventually win, because they are going to have to attack each other, its like if youre a boxer, im going to do a sports analogy too. Yeah. You have to box 20something people before get to go final match and the other dudes have been chilling, itll be a lot harder and thats exactly what they are doing. Thats an interesting boxing metaphor. [cheers and applause] last word to you. I mean, biden would have the opportunity to be the trump of the democrats, right, apologize for what, im not sorry, im already there and the problem is hes been around for too long. Yeah. The goodole boy, come on, man. Huge. He did this to mitt romney when he said mitt romney will put you all the chains. I feel bad for the guy but at the same time its like you got in bed with the smear machine and now the smear machine is screwing you. Yeah. [cheers and applause] all right, up next, pretty good team, right . Hey, who are you . Oh, hey jeff, im a car thief. What . im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. What . What . . What . laughing what . . What . what . [crash] what . haha, it happens. 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He says the ice was to build a Global Coalition against what he describes as the Worlds Largest state sponsor of terror. President trump giving congress two weeks to work on a solution to the problems of the southern border. I. C. E. Agents were prepared to begin a massive roundup of Illegal Immigrants today. But a spokesman for the agency says the president decided to delay the operation after information about the raids was leaked. I am jon scott i will see you at the top of the hour for the fox report. Back to the greg gutfeld show. Yes,. [cheers and applause] maybe a french horn, yes. [cheers and applause] how do you like that growing out of your skull. Perhaps this horn. [laughter] you really think the music makes it pleasurable, thats why i have it playing in my spa. All right, i dont know what i meant there. The study could be full of crap because some magazine is debunking saying it has more to do with poster but i dont care that its false because i like the story. I like it too. Im in heavy metal music, the devils music, ive worn horns for years. Its kind of nerdy that i will get it from my iphone 8 horns. Yeah. I much rather get it from the lust greeting [laughter] thats way cooler. And pornography is offering you the ability to satisfy your needs without the messiness of human contact, we are turning into cyber lords. Thats okay. I saw the horn story and should have been concerned seeing as i stair stare at my phone literally all day long, if they are real, i definitely have the horns and i dont care because what else am i supposed to look at that, like the world around me . Barf. You cant see your own horns. I dont understand the downside of being on the phone all of the time because phones are much more interesting than most people except, except for maybe one. Who . No, one downside. Okay. [laughter] it would make me very easy to kidnap, i wouldnt realize its happening, i would look 3 days later and say, wait, whose dungeon is this . Keep texts. Keep texting her, who is this, i want to know who you are. [laughter] that woul