Transcripts For FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show 20200202 : vi

Transcripts For FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show 20200202

Yes, so we have gone over the accomplishment of donald trump many times economy dead terrorists trade deal stock market but now we can add Life Expectancy. For the first time in four years of americans average lifespan increased. Live is so great under trump people dont want to die. Anyway you party heard this good is a million times for me and to be honest he was right. We are going to win. We are going to win. We are going to when im trade. We are going to win at the border. We are going to win so much you are going to get so sick and tired of winning. Its true. I am kind of tired of winning but you know who wasnt . The Oakland Raiders of the 1970s. Ferocious, brutal, scary. The great Monte Johnson scary monsters and super freaks but they were also winners mainly because of their boss al davis controversial intimidating buddy lives by three words, just win baby and boy did he. From 67 to 85 p1 13 Division Championships won afl championship in three super bowls that people put up with his rebellious streak because the one. Sound familiar . Trumps the al davis the president and his administration are the raiders of old and their mantra just win, baby. Like the raiders trump is not only guided by his faith but the people who hate them in the hate for trumps strong especially in the media. Basically after this bombshell from john bolton, we dont want to hear it, we do want to know what we do want you to hear it or know it. That sounds like their produce a painting in a coverup. Its actually maybe worse what Lamar Alexander is doing because he saying essentially. He beat his wife, so . People around the world are watching us going this is what you want for the rest of the world . What a sad sad moment. The American People are going to have a complete view of just how ugly this drug deal was by the time november rolls around and just how guilty the president of the United States was. Brien thanks bevis or is it but had . A never sure. The hate is so strong it includes his supporters. Donald trump couldnt find ukraine on a map if you had the letter u in and picture been actual physical crane next to her. This is administration defined by ignorance ignorance of the world. Thats partly hemp him playing to their base playing to their audience, the credulous boomer rube demo that once to thank Donald Trumps the smart one and you all the elitists are dump. Greg and i was a slot machine that would come up three bags. The reason is its not trump. Its you, you dump rube for supporting him. You have hollywood. You have most academics. I hate your country your president and everything about your culture. You are the that comes out of pigs after they eat their own filth. You are the scabs on the knees of lizards who at the of obese and diseased rats. Except for that greg gutfeld or as we called them in iran the sultan of late night. As much funnier than jimmy son of kim opened Second Thought since the United States throws in a pair of tickets to throw in the greg got held show maybe we have a deal. Greg yes. I dont know about you but im starting to like that guy. Not sure about the translation. Anyhow you always know someone is doing a great job by their ever series level. It reflects that frustration. Lets just throw the game. Heres my final football analogy of impeachment is like the super bowl for losers. Youve got two teams. One wants to impeach him one wants to acquit. Are they the same . No. One team started training for this game the day trump got elected. They trained to impeach. Those are the losers. The other side were just trying to do their own job and so far its pretty good which may be why don lemon was laughing so hard, to keep himself from crying. Welcome a superstar with the handlebar singersongwriter john risch. Hes as cheerful as im careful. Her hair is gold and shes always cold. Someone is screaming. Kat timpf. [applause] and the last person to play seesaw with him was on the moon. My sidekick and host tyrus. [applause] john what are your thoughts on the last couple of days trump versus all of these crazies . America needs a cocktail greg greg are you going to start pumping your whiskey . No but we know its around here somewhere. Its been Something Else to watch. Id rather go to an all night dentist than to see that again. Greg its true the rates of drinking have to be skyrocketing. My business is booming. Greg i believe ive been drinking more and i blame schumer and nancy pelosi. I will start by saying in addition to the Life Expectancy rising opioid deaths have decreased for the first time in years. Thats the kind of thing that matters to us but all of this aside this clear sham in this waste of all of our tax dollars it affects our families and people surviving. That is a Campaign Promise that trump made and thats the kind of results the Americans Care about. Greg thats a very good point. Well done emily. Kat can you do better than emily . Weight of. Us against each other before we do the rest of the show. Thank you i love that difficulty. Im not the most excited about the extra four years to life. I feel like you know how much do you really need . That clip of don lemon i think donald trump should be thrilled with that but i think thats the best campaign ad that ever could have existed for trump. It allows him to say, hes always saying people in the world hate you. The people who support me they hate you. Cnn fake news bias and its its evidence that completely supports that point of view. And he said he didnt know what he was laughing at and that was his defense. You are continually laughing the whole time. You dont have to be at Human Behavior expert to know if theres a joke in someone is laughing their laughing at that job. Greg we can hear everything. I think the dems could take the longevity thing and turn it into a negative. An example of longevity and equality. Tyrus. Round this out with your prospective thoughts. Piggybacking on what ive said before im concerned about you. Your change continues and now youre greg gibson. Greg which gibson . Debbie gibson . Mel gibson. The open shirt and the anger and the exciting changes going on with you and for me im really glad because i need to reup. I have to play a drinking game at home so to watch the impeachment raid im a little concerned. Greg you take a drink every time and what happens . I just keep drinking. I pass out and i can tell greg i actually watched it. Greg everything gets better in this country the angry at the other side gets and i think thats going to continue and continue. Its an emotional issue. Its not a political one anymore. Maybe we should just move on. Literally and figuratively. More from miami after this. [applause] guys, its that time. And nothins happenin. Well now theres score , from force factor, to rev your libido and maximize physical response. Its no wonder walmart offers score in more locations than any other performance enhancer. Unleash your potential in the bedroom, with score . Can you help keep these iguys protected online . . Easy, connect to the xfi gateway. What about internet speeds that keep up with my gaming . Lets hook you up with the Fastest Internet from xfinity. What about wireless data options for the family . Of course, you can customize and save. Can you save me from this conversation . That we cant do, but come in and see what we can do. Were here to make life simple. Easy. Awesome. Ask. Shop. Discover. At your local xfinity store today. And now the greg gutfeld show. Greg its going to be a raucous caucus. Who is surging, who was urging and who is forging . The latest polls show by dan sanders neckandneck for ers place for despite the fact that biden is talking like hes going to toss the baton to his vice president. Whomever i. Their two things. One, hes capable of being president because im an old guy , okay . No but im serious. Greg at least hes honest but im not sure of the slogan hey over may i might die soon. Its a winner. Give us some big ideas, joe. And now joe biden. The big things that didnt exist until 1981. Houseboats, canada. Those are big things. They are new. I know you are thinking trains. The difference i learned the hard way. Text it joe at 90210. Good show. [applause] greg bernie is surging despite the fact he can tell us how much his free everything plan will cost. The price is estimated to be 60 trillion over 10 years, cracked . Well we have opponents. Nobody knows. Greg now theres a slogan. Nobody knows. I think bernie is going to need to change the subject maybe talk about the big game, right joe . And now joe biden on professional football. Wayne gretzky, quarterback, half time scoring the most points. Come on and theres no defense. Everybody is wide open. Open sesame. Sesame street. Ordinarily. The two guys are just friends, come on. Text joe at 777 but you have to do it in the right order. More works. [applause] greg meanwhile Hillary Clinton isnt running but does she feel the urge to . I certainly feel the urge because i feel like the 2016 election was really an odd time and outcome. Greg odd time. Good news Hillary Biden is looking for a running mate. Wouldnt that be hilarious . Hes not on the ballot in iowa and is spending a lot of his money on ads like this. Might bloomberg is the man to lead us. He will create more jobs. Mike is not afraid of the nra not one bit. Mike will get it done. He does not tweet. I like mike. I like mike. Greg i like mike. Im troubled by that rate hell be so mad when he finds out that dogs can vote. What do joe and mike and pets have in common . Neither one of them know how to use a spoon. If you cant look like you are enjoying ice cream then no one can help you. Take it home joe. And now joe biden on government. Look ive got a lot of friends and dinosaurs are not our friends. Come on man, if you were there you would know that. How many more accidents at these amusement parks are we going to have it for you recognize raptors should not have the right to vote. He was irish. Text joe at 8675309. Who can i turn to . Greg you cants turn to us. Emily how can you not eat ice cream without having somebody direct to . That is amazing. He tried to shake a dogs they see everyday day. I know. When i saw them i pictured them doing that with my doberman in boggled my mind. It doesnt matter if you spend a trillion dollars on advertising if your ads are insane and in terms of Hillary Clinton talking about her urges. I dont want to hear any urges coming out of the clintons. And then on biden first of all he should get an Academy Award for that. What matters in iowa in the upcoming caucuses is widens margin. I think nevada and South Carolina dont matter in the way that iowa and New Hampshire will automatically have mirrored results but i think if the margins are low traditionally they have flipflopped. Greg amylase followed by alrimi. You any details on iowa . I have all the data. Thats my expertise. Biden, very bizarre strategy in saying you dont like me, still vote for me and its fine because i will likely die in office. That is a bizarre strategy but its not as the czars the wave Bernie Sanders response when anyone asks them how is going to pay for his plan. Does it every time of i dont know but then he also looks at you like he has no idea why. Imagine any other situation situation where there would happen. You hire someone say hey i want to remodel my home. How about a. Com and ground pool or home theater . Okay for how much . I dont know, nobody knows. Youre like give me an estimate. I dont know why youd be asking me that. The same thing. Its bananas. Greg it is bananas. Tyrus what are your thoughts . I think theres a problem with the democratic party. Why make commercials about things you dont want to do. I am not going to go out and be like i enjoy watching the greg got held show and eating russell sprouts. Im not going to do it. You dont like ice cream, dont do it. Just hold it up. If you are going to do cutesy things with their dogs maybe be in the now. If you put Peanut Butter in their mouth and make them talk its not cool. Dog owners are like for real . He may not know how the eat ice cream by himself. He may have a full staff. Vote for me and i will get someone to feed you ice cream. Go to john. I know who should be bidens running mate. Its obvious you who it should be. It should be somebody that he has put in charge of big things before whoever in big situations and somebody that definitely would hold the line should anything happen to joe biden. Hunter biden for vice president. Keep it in the family. Greg keep it simple. A brilliant idea. We dont need any expertise. Joe has proven that. Give the kid a chance. Greg by the way the president has to pick someone not as good as you are so they wont show them up. Hunter is the perfect one. Hunter did great in ukraine. Made all all that money and never got in trouble. Dont ever discount that vote. The vote. All 17 of them. Did you realize john delaney dropped out yesterday . This is a problem with the democrats. Was the most sensible person there and nobody even cared. I still say yang has some great ideas. Some fortunate i think you should have two good choices. Whether you are republican and democratic or independent you should have two good choices. They are doing it again. I just want to see bernie and trump in a debate. Greg exactly. We are 1200 minutes away from kickoff. Back with more after this. These folks, they dont have time to go to the post office they have businesses to grow customers to care for lives to get home to they use stamps. Com print discounted postage for any letter any package any time right from your computer all the Amazing Services of the post office only cheaper get our special tv offer a 4week trial plus postage and a digital scale go to stamps. Com tv and never go to the post office again dealing with our finances really haunted me. Ttle cranky. Thankfully, i got quickbooks, and a live bookkeepers helping customize it for our business. live bookkeeper youre all set up janine great vo get set up right with a live bookkeeper with intuit quickbooks. Now back to the greg gutfeld show. Have a great night. Greg are you a big . If you talk sports that were . On the eve of super bowl liv, 10 years older than me up Business Management expert in britain says sports talk at the word place should be cut back because it makes women feel excluded. Worse she said it could be a gateway for inappropriate actions like sex talks and rugby first to be clear shes talking about the uk where they play something called soccer. For those of you unfamiliar this is soccer. I did not know that soccer was coed. Secondly it isnt suggesting that women cant chime in about sports is sexist or even more sexist even talking about sports in saying women cant talk about sports. Join the big game and talk about it all you want. We are americans and thats what we do. [applause] except her carl. He steals the office chairs. A lot of things he does on fox friends doesnt make it onto the show because its so embarrassing for him. Do you believe that sports talk excludes women . Greg i am a woman. Thank you. Greg thats a weird way to get applause. Given that if someone were to look at me and say ill bet she doesnt talk about sports, she doesnt want to chew doesnt even know how just by looking at me that would be absolutely sexist. It would also be absolutely correct. I dont know anything about football and when people are talking about it i cant help but chime in with what i do know which are four things. Someone will be like touchdown and im like oh thats the thing you do and you get 6. 2 new kick for another at the quarterback of the like the person that throws it. Then the conversation will shift to me and whether or not i may have a concussion. Greg we are always wondering that. Tyrus what would you say that women can participate in this kind of talk and its insulting to women . Its ignorance that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard. Its all about who you are and who your friends are. They have no sports to talk about. The world cup. Greg they have rugby. Australia has better rugby. Literally when it comes to sports theres not much to talk about. They are big thing was cricket. Greg i love cricket. You do . Greg not really. In america you talk with your friends about stuff and if you talk about sports know what is going in circles. Emily did you see the game last night . I know who didnt. You know what im saying . Thats not how it works. I know for sure a lot of women in americas love sports. Do you know how many babies have been made at halftime . Greg i dont know, how many . I think theres a Science Behind that. Everybody has been drinking and partying and having a good time thats when babies get made. Greg ive never seen a Super Bowl Party where they leave during halftime. We dont let a second get away from us. Greg emily you were in Oakland Raiders cheerleader back in the day. [applause] dont do it. That will be later. I dont get offended easily but the saddest part about this is that the fact that it furthers the worst vitriol comes from other women. No guy would ever say that but it takes a woman to say you should be offended if this happens. Camp participate in these conversations. I agree with you tyrus. Once the uk lost David Beckham it was all downhill. Greg because he was goodlooking. Its also sexist in the sense that its something that guys like sports. I hate it. Especially in elevators. You love to raiders. Greg as i get older i find it silly. Most people do. Greg we can talk about movies. Piracy and i spent two hours talking about downton abbey. I loved downton abbey. I watched the series and the movies and im proud of it. By the way dean about sports is from a . The bachelor. The bachelorette. I could come to work and be like i cant talk about the bachelor. Thats sexist. Standing around the water cooler talking about roses and i dont know what to do. Greg we have to take a break. We have more to come. Fun stuff, cheerleading. [applause] greg would you find it evil to eat a weevil. 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