Dont worry, joe, harris got the nod, but not from joe. He was in a room. But not the room. He was strapped in a rubber snuggy and main lining for sure. Who is bigger. Biden is relegated to a movie poster as robin and she is batman. Does kamala help the ticket . Of course she does. She is under the able of 90. And she doesnt need her food cut up. But she like joe can talk and say nothing. This lady on msnbc nails it. A segment we like to call, i wear on a stack of bibles. I like to look at it through the rinse of my daughter who is 8 years old when she heard that the Vice President picked Kamala Harris. She says she is south asian and jamaican. Thats means anything is possible for a woman. This is my daughter who is 8 years old. Greg that really happened. Politics is amazing, the ability to turn people into great pals after being bitter enemies. It was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputation of two United States senators who built their reputation and career on the segregation of race in this country. You also worked with them to oppose busing. There was a little girl in california who was part of the second class to integrate her public schools. And she was bussed to school every day, and that little girl was me. Greg she all he says she believed the women who accused joe of other stuff. Im so thrilled to become a part of your family. Greg is she now part of his extended family . I want to know. But you get it. Politicians crave power and will say anything to anyone to get it. Trump winks at you when he plays their game. He doesnt pretend hes something hes not. Like a moderate for maoists. I thought about the caricature that donald trump will try to offer, saying she is a black radical that wants to destroy the american way of life and overrun the suburb with criminals. Thats hard when you see her with this winsome appearance, there she is in her blue suit and pearls and heels. Greg all one needs is pearls and sensible heels. Thank god i shop only at anne klein. I will by executive action reinstate daca protection to those young people. I would not make it a crime punishable by jail. It should be a Civil Enforcement issue, but not criminal. I believe the solution that we need to have medicare for all. Greg if thats centrist, mike pence is a furry. We are not going to let joe biden and Kamala Harris cut americas meat. Maybe kamala is a moderate. When your party condones criminality in places run by democrats. Charles manson would come off with cold water. Poor kids are just as price and talented as white kids. They are going to put you all back in chains. That terrible day in charlottesville to see those neonazis and chancemen, White Supremacists coming out of fields, carrying lighted torches. At that point i knew i couldnt stand by and let donald trump when he said they were very fine people. Greg if joe believes systemic racism racism exists. Why is he taking up systemic space. Shouldnt he admit that his place on the top of the ticket proves that systemic racism exists in the Democratic Party . After 49 years israel and the United Arab Emirates will formalize their diplomatic relations and begin cooperation across the board. A landmark deal, peace deal that brings jews and arabs together to change the middle east for the better. What was joe up to . He single american should be wearing a mask when they are outside for next three months at a minimum. Greg while trump ushers in a huge peace agreement. The media is branding all thunderstorms of it racist. Especially when their candidate cant stop spewing nonsense. We are going to get to work fixing the mess President Trump and Vice President pence created at home and abroad through four years of mismanagement and coddling of terrorists and thugs around the world. Greg what . Trump coddle terrorists . This from a guy who didnt want to kill soleimani . Maybe they are setting the table for something, and its not just strained peas. Scott adams, she is the southern bell who can raise holy hell. Dagen mcdowell. She has got real flare and shiny hair. Kat timpf. My massive sidekick and host of foxnation tyrus. You made and prediction a long time ago about miss harris being the vp. It doesnt seem that anybody cares who the candidate is or who the Vice President is. There was a Pew Research Poll that says 56 of the people supporting biden really just care that its not trump who wins. 13 said they like biden because of his personality and temperament. So if you add those together. You have 69 of people who support biden who dont care about anything. They just want to beat trump. They are just signaling they are the complete nonscience party because they have given up on the psychology of motivation, incentive. And they are just going with, well, instead of a constitution and a bible, lets use hate, revenge, and anger. And those will be our platforms. It doesnt matter who is running or what the policies are. Well see if that works out. Greg dagen, what did you make of the rollout . I thought it was pretty good. They put an explanation point with that mask mandate. That was an idea cooked up for gramps afraid of stepping off the porch for the last couple months. What about full body condoms. Can we hand those out. What about dancing . We need to outlaw dancing in this country because they are wicking the sweat off them and it will make me, i mean elderly people sick. One thing about Kamala Harris, coming from the woman about the same age. Being that cheery and palsy is exhausting. Especially coming from somebody who was a pervert just a few days ago. She is not going to have the energy. She is not going to have the energy for a couple years to keep this up. I think any woman in her shoes is thinking hes not going to be around for four years. Maybe two, but not four. Greg katcat kat, i know you are not particularly pleased with this decision. Am i right . Kat you are correct. Everyone keeps pointing to the fact that she was so mean to him in a debate and selling the i was that girl tshirts. They are thinking this is weird now that they are a team. To me its not weird. You have the guy who wrote the 1995 crime bill and you have a woman who was a prosecutor. Biden spent a big part of his career making sure people were locked in prison for drug crimes. So it makes perfect sense to me. Do i like it . No. Greg i know this such an obvious observation. How a politician can demonize somebody and embrace them later. Its all fake. Its like its Pro Wrestling in pants suits. Its like they are operating its a performance. I knew i should have said it. I knew of i should not have said it. You are okay. You are okay. He does this all the time. Greg i apologize. I already apologize. Apology accepted. I have been angry. I talked to kat about this process. We always talk about the overt racism. The 2 of the country who wear Confederate Flag shirts. We always give a pass to the polite racism. Look what we do for you people, you cant do anything without us. We help you do everything. This whole process has been disrespectful to women, it has been disrespectful to people of color. If you would have told me the only reason you brought me on the grek gutfeld show because you needed a black guy, i would have quit. If it got out in the paper, you would have been fired for being a bigot. Bind said we are going to have a woman. Then you are going to have a woman of color. Everyone knew. Everyone knew Kamala Harris was the frontrunner. But you had to let everybody know look what we are doing. We are getting a woman, and a woman of color in the vp job. The media embraces it. Look what we have done when we helped you people. When we get called on something racist here, i helped get you in the vp, impart of the team. The Mainstream Media seems to think its a compliment, but its not. Greg i am glad you know i didnt hire you because you are black. Its because i know you can beat up all my stalkers. Sunday in cape cod is all sold out. But the Nixon Library hosting a broadcast interview between myself and hugh hewitt wednesday. All tickets include exclusive access to the broadcast. Still ahead, chaos. Coast to coast. Guys, times are tough. But force factors test x180 can help us man up, america, by boosting total testosterone. Build muscle, fuel desire, and improve performance. Get test x180 from force factor, the 1 fastestgrowing mens health brand at walmart. 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The cops put up this video of looters who live streamed themselves trying to crack open an atm. They knew they wouldnt get caught our if they did, they wouldnt be punished. In portland. Fort myer and in new york they are putting them up the homeless up in hotels. Shootings and violent leathr death are exploding. Criminals are not being prosecuted and felons are being released to reoffend. Dagen, you know what i find interesting about dems . When you talk to them about this on tv, they will say its not that bad. This is the only time democrats dont exaggerate things. Like Climate Change ended the world. The police are monsters. But then you show them this stuff, and they will go, its pore rattic. Its spore d sp. I have to look outside the door before i go in the street. And here comes a 64 guy buck naked. At least hes not armed. But then as i am getting ready to go out here comes another guy carrying a 2 x 4. In new york city the Second Amendment doesnt exist because its basically the soviet union. I dont have any way to protect myself. I conjure up ways to protect myself. Do i carry a baseball bat . A golf club . Thats ages me. I am smalling back on doing some karate moves. I just have to make sure im bleeding, no matter what happens so the cops actually show up. Greg they may be carpenters. You may be jumping the gun here. Its kind of dangerous, tyrus. Maybe i am guilty of exaggerating this. But i feel like every day there is something new. No, you made some good points about global warming. But they dont have to be accountable for that. 1 years from now the world will turn into pudding. Your city is burning down, its not that bad, pay no attention to the fire behind you. Here is the craziness. I feel like all im talking about is racism this week. But the First Black Woman Police chief who works hard to get to make history, what you all wanted. What we need was change and she had to quit because you forced her out. And because you said i accept your resignation with heartfelt. What is that . Its no different. You did the same thing that the extreme 2 of the people who say i dont like black people or whatever. Those racist people do, but they cant do because they are not connected. You actually did it. Your systemic racism moves people of color out of their jobs. Greg scott, is the worst yet to come . I dont see a way to tamp this down. Is there another video . What happens if one of these Police Officers gets a not guilty . Its going to start over again. They might have overcharged them. I expect the george floyd thing to come back with something less than the full murder situation. There is some trouble ahead. To me the unintended consequences are the interesting part. Because usually you have to use your imagination to see what would it be like if democrats largely got what they wanted . What would that look like. You turn on the tv. And you go, ahh, thats what it looks like. If people say fire in the dumpster is no big deal. But the crime stats. When one of the looters said looting is reparations. People looked at that and said good for me. I think we are done. I think they are coming out from behind on this. Thats not what anybody wanted. Greg kat . How is live in manhattan for you. Is it still an interesting walk to work . I cant walk to work. Everyone is starting to move out of our Apartment Building and we are starting to get neighbors like a tent city. When you look at what happened in chicago with the Childrens Hospital. The people doing the rioting have made it clear because [bleep] the system. They made that clear. What is not clear is what Sick Children in a hospital have to do with the system that they are upset about. Im a libertarian. Im not a fan of the system. My whole thing is im not fa a fan of the system as a libertarian. Name one thing thats because of a child in the hospital or their family. We are just allowing it to happen for political points. People tell me all the time. When i hear someone say manhattan is not that bad. I am look out my window. Even though i wear glasses, i have 200 vision. 20 2020 vision. I think you are wrong. P rins. Youre prepared for this. And so are we. Soon youll get back to skipping the counter without missing a beat. Back to choosing any car in the aisle. Back to being the boss of you. Go national. Go like a pro. My grandma. My cousin. My greatgreat grandmother. She was all of 411 but very tenacious. A very independent woman. Driven, passionate. Embodied grit, perseverance. She marched. She wrote. She demanded. She was proud to pass on a legacy of civic mindedness to her descendants. Im very proud to carry on her story. All her story find their stories. Make them count. At ancestry. Find their stories. Mof frequent nighttime guys,bathroom trips . 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The house is adjourned until december 19. They could vote on a bill to prevent any organizational changes in the post office. Im ashley strohmier. Now back to the greg gutfeld show. Dwreg is business humming because business is coming . If you are psychic, why didnt you give us a heads up. In toyland fisherprice announced a new play seth so kids can act like their parents during the lockdown. Thats hardly complete so i made my own toy. Its called studio apartment misery. It comes with a bottle of cheap vodka, a pillow to scream into. And divorce papers. Duke University Tested different masks. Bandana and neck gators stink while sun cal cotton and n95 masks performed well. Look at this one. That one did very well. And this one. This is from my personal collection. This one kept me from getting the coronavirus. But it got me arrested in phoenix. I guess its not appropriate attire for midnight mass. I want to comment about there are people suffering from the living situation of covid, not covid itself. But the living situation. Most of them are living in apartments. New yorkers and other city dwellers would brag, we are not like in alabama where we need a backyard, because my backyard is central park. Now its not the case anymore. Its the Apartment Living thats driving everybody insane. Because you are not alone. You are with a baby or two children. I have an empty room, thank god. But yes, i am back in therapy. From my new york apartment. Its the kids toys things make no sense. They will be the on ones having fun in any of this. There is truly nothing to do. We should keep them away from from pretending to be as misable as their parents. When we got a new refrigerator and my parents let me have the box. I took it out in the yard. It was the best day ever. You are a kid, everything is interesting. The world is just like that. Greg the box that you got as a kid was larger than t