Thank you. I stole them off hannitys desk. It is saturday night and he will not notice. This is where he keeps his National Anthem two bald eagles. [laughter] very patriotic. The terms are always way people are feeling the strain. Lots of stress and anxiety out there and of course it doesnt help with this guy scaring everyone. There are spooky suggestions that the fact checks and we have that treat for you. You get a choice of trickortreat but no choice except a feast on backs on the show. The hypocrisy, the nonsense, its all too scary, even on halloween. Happy halloween everyone. Lets get after it left back. Greg does he write that stuff himself or does he throw scrabble letters on the ground and then read whatever he sees . It is amazing. A new study claims that democrats are indeed serving their anxieties with excess food and booze. Here is proof. This was Chris Matthews two months ago. This is him now. [laughter] said. This was Joe Scarborough eight months ago. Look at him. This is him now. [laughter] this was alec baldwin two weeks ago. This is him now. [laughter] [applause] greg as you have heard he just got arrested for punching someone over a parking space. I guess he does not like it when people cut in line. I wonder who stole the space . Was a Dodge Caravan . [laughter] thank you. Anyway,. [applause] so stupid. [laughter] this is not surprising. Politics can be stressful. A study by Arizona State shows 20 of their students for the last election cause them clinically significant stress. Some reporters said students were traumatized but i disagree. This election did not cause trauma. What do you know what causes trauma . This. It could happen to anyone. Election does not go your way and you been obsessively stressing about it ever since. Yeah, that disturbs me exactly. Its been two years since cesar sayoc and im still traumatized. How do i toughen up . Try that trauma guide. Its a view [inaudible] i dont know. I guess so. Great. Hello, guys. Who are you . What is going on . Where am i . Hello. How are you . It is so good to have you here. What is this place . This book is about called let me tell you even more about jasper, 1267 pages long. Now, you can hold on to my book because i read this entire book to you all in one city. Chapter one. [inaudible] know. No. No, make it stop. Get the trauma guide today. It will show you what real, is. Stop being such a [bleep]. [cheering and applause] greg so, does election stress damage everyone . Nope. Only those who make politics personal meaning the left. But you will be fine. If republicans lose the house, yet it will be sad but then youll go hunting. Everyone begins when youll be pleased but then youll go hunting. [laughter] i find my viewers go hunting after everything. My point for us, politics is not personal but part of life but not life itself and its another game in a long season which is why we dont harass people in restaurants. We just tip them. We know where we are and where are we . President trump we are where its at. We are the hot country. Can you believe it . [cheering and applause] greg we are a hot country. Meanwhile, for the left politics is anything but its who they are, all they have peer they get up, watch msnbc, heat drop, go to fed, repeat every day. Right now theres a story up on cnn insane women should stop having sex with her husband until they vote their way. Wow. Getting sex advice from cnn. That is like getting sex advice from cnn. [laughter] for the left the midterm is a lose lose proposition. If they dont get a big win be a start. Remember 2016 . A million babies with full diapers clean poop at each other. But if they win it wont be fun because he is still there. And they hate him just like they hate daddy. This is especially true of the media. The president of the United States is racist. Even Albert Einstein may have ended up in a nazi consultation cap with Donald Trumps viewpoint on immigration. If you vote for trump then you, the voter, are standing at the border like nazis saying you here, you hear. Greg and these bozos lecture us on disability. Dont get me wrong. Im all for its ability. Help, im so civil i watch my hands before i go to the restroom. I send flowers after a colonoscopy. [laughter] we spent two years calling the guy hitler, racist, sexist, a trader and they tell us to be nice . I take note lectures from you clowns. What you really are seen democrats feeling what its like for the very first time to be republicans. To be the butt of a joke and so job numbers soar, optimism improves, gdp improves and they hated. The economy is hotter than lou dobbs on spring break and they are still glum. My advice, no matter what happened on tuesday be nice. Lets all show them how to act. Like this guy. Talking to cnns jim acosta. I just want to apologize for flipping you off. I got carried away. I was asking for facts and not opinions. Thats okay. I understand. I got carried away i want to apologize. I accept your apologys and hope i get to see you again. Take care. [cheering and applause] greg nothing like santa claus giving you the finger. No matter the outcome you got to be good. We been called every name in the book forever and it will not change. But neither should you. [cheering and applause] lets get after it and welcome tonights guest, his hair is more curls than my bicep workout. Fox news contributor charlie. [cheering and applause] hes got a face for radio and up body for medical colleges, tom shalhoub. [cheering and applause] she brings the doom and gloom to the newsroom, kat timpf. [cheering and applause] and paul bunyan looks up to him. Former wwe superstar in my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] charlie, how do you see tuesday unfolding . Will the democrats be sore losers or sore winners . A little of both. Your monologue was excellent and that really is exactly what is playing politics today. You have this huge group of people who want to make politics everything about their life and that is the reason i think a lot of smart people are suspicious of any government to put government in every aspect of her life. It should be something that pensions for us not that governs every aspect of our lives it takes over our minds and hearts makes us miserable. Greg you cant be happy if politics is in every part of your life because its a miserable thing. It is. You know, when we tried to be fair and were always saying both sides to this but this is not true about this. Not both sides one make politics about everything. Its a leftist ideology that wants to make the government a part of every aspect of your life and it takes over whereas the rest of us want to go hunting. Greg exactly. Tom, at the democrats take the house will it call that resistors or make them want more . It will not call them. The matter what they get it will not be enough. Some people think they think there will be a blue wave but they dont get the biggest wave in the world will be crying in terrible and the get seats here and there but it will not be enough. Im amazed that they are just getting to the study for new study that women are to stop having sex with their husbands until they get their way . In my experience they been doing that for 40 years . [laughter] greg i dont know. Lets shift over to cap. You are a libertarian so how much of effect will that have . Yeah, how much will what have an effect on election . Greg libertarian. Kat we will get a couple votes. [laughter] you know, itll be. Greg it will be two specifically. Kat yeah, me and john stossel. Larry sharp fort new york. Exactly one will from the crowd just now. Larry sharp. You know, i will vote but i dont know what will happen. I know mike i will not win which is makes elections not stressful for me ultimately. Greg its true. I live in new york and i know anyone i bought for will not w win. Kat i dont leave the house often and i will leave the house to vote but i dont know why but i will. I think it will come down to enthusiasm. Democrats are enthusiastic and paul so theyre more enthusiastic a public and voters so Republican Voters need to get more enthusiastic. I know its boring. I know you have to wait in line. Theres not even a roller coaster at the end of it. And you have to leave your apartment and you dont get to buy or drink anything which is the only reason i leave my apartment and only sometimes. Greg usually you have it delivered. Kat ive used post made four times a day. Greg you are a sad person. Last word to you, tyrus. Tyrus thanks. Look, historically when president comes then the other side get the house and senate. So democrats are enthusiastically paranoid and nervous because they might have wrote a check that they cant cash. If they get just the house and keep the senate that still and l. Heres the thing. If they get both and go back to obama. When he lost the house and senate they were like we got him and hes done so we gave him another four years so either way the president will win on this because obstruction people hate and that is the problem that is why bills to be upset and they get the house they will change the name of the fruit and it will be in cherries and pies and peach and itll be like its the same thing. They will just complain more. Greg its never going to get nicer. That might production. And everyone begins on the senate as a drop can still fill the federal bench with judges and that will be great going into 2020. Greg lets talk more about this. Up next, to trump rally today and we got more clips from donald in the white house or shop. [c a onceinfive hundred year storm should happen every five hundred years, right . Fact is, there have been twentysix in the last decade. Allstate is adapting. With drones to assess home damage sooner. 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Greg im thinking he must be a pretty happy person but to the boring and important issues the environment and border and the death tax what do you do if you love your children . President trump if you love your children you can leave that farm or the ranch or your logging equipment and logging stuff in your trees and leave whatever the hell you want if you if you dont like them, then you dont care too much about this particular tax. Barbed wire used properly can be a beautiful thing. We need more energy but the wind is not blowing . One thing, that sucker, just keep piling it in their. [laughter] greg oh my god that he has to be reelected. What about the big news . President trump fake news, one particular person, said he said that they will get rollsroyces and that is not true. Do you believe it . You cant tell a joke with these people. Greg i love when he imitates them. The guy makes jokes. You think the president of [inaudible] makes jokes . No, he does this. [applause] greg all about perspective, people. Tom, that look like you in the gym do these rallies help . Do you know what it does connect its fun. Fun versus pure ecf bob summerside but rallies on the other. Everyone is having a good time. Did you see the headdresses . Greg i think they were native american. Well, whatever. They were having a ball. That is the whole thing. They talk about rallies and all the trump rally and everyone is hating and are having a great time and i thought obama at a rally and someone got thrown out of his rally and he said you know, why was that not hateful. Everyone was screaming for obama but everyone was having a good time and especially themselves we should be happy about it im a more heavy person than you think, greg. [laughter] greg i try to avoid you because i find you creepy. Tyrus, i think these rallies are part of the reciprocity equation like drums as i will come out here and entertain you for free and least useful. Tyrus well, its crazy that you avoid people for being creepy. Thats an oxymoron because everyone avoids you because youre know what . This is about having a hispanic president. He likes to go say hi to the people that voted for him. Its like a concert or a road tour. This is what keeps people excited and show up they might not show up for the midterms and they might not show up for the senate but to show up for him when the time counts. They feel like they know him and hes part of their living room. [applause] greg yeah, hes your crazy lovable uncle the kind that comes to your house and gives you a wad of money and leaves. Kat ive got to get me some better uncles but i cant remember the time anyone handed me a wad of cash. It might be in some ways a good thing. [laughter] but he is definitely like that and these rallies are definitely more fun than anything ive ever seen. I watch these people at the rallies and have resting . [inaudible] they are so happy to look like theyre having more fun than any party ive ever been to and i am very fun at parties. Im a fun girl. Greg you sit alone in a corner and look at pictures of you and your cap speed. Kat just because you caught me looking at a picture of my cat on a break, its only sometimes. Greg and it predicts you do it all the time. Charlie, what you make of these rallies . Do they help . Without a doubt. From the very beginning so many of the geniuses in the media and they say its an insult but they say hes a terrible barker. Greg like an insult. And yeah, he is kind of like it but he knows how to whip up a crowd and entertain and is masterful in the first person in my lifetime on the National Stage where we had a politician who is capable of doing that. The other thing i love is he the guy was willing he built up Political Capital and spend it. Most politicians are terrified of spending their Political Capital because all they care about is keeping their jobs and winning the next election so this guy will go wherever he needs go and spend all he will bankrupt his Political Capital spending in order to get senators elected or to save the house b5 i like the fact that what is up there he talked like nobody ive ever heard talk as a politician. He talked like the way some politicians talk privately. You have politician saying he so mean and the rhetoric is of course but thats the rhetoric you use about your rivals when youre in the green room or at home but he just happened to do it to your face which i think maybe you dont like it but its honest for gods sake. [cheering and applause] tyrus it is oneonone. This is wrestling wwe oneonone. He comes out, cut the promo, buries his opponent, light of the crowd, see you next week. Deuces, im out. It comes back every week. [applause] tune in. Guess what i will say next week . And everybody does. Greg up next, michael is running. Either for president or from the police plus, special guest, tom salute will not be swearing plus, special guest, tom salute we just got married. Plus, special guest, tom salute will not be swearing were all under one roof now. Congratulations. Thank you. How many kids . My two. His three. Along with two dogs and jake, our new parrot. That is quite the family. Quite a lot of colleges to pay for though. A lot of colleges. You get any Financial Advice . Yeah, but im pretty sure its the same plan they sold me before. Well your situations totally changed now. Right, right. How bout a plan that works for 5 kids, 2 dogs and jake over here . That would be great. That would be great. That okay with you, jake . Get a portfolio that works for you now and as your needs change from Td Ameritrade investment management. Rescued but later died from his injuries. Now, back to gutfeld. Greg hes bald, hes broke and he is back. Yes, michael, a. K. A. The litigating lollipop, a. K. A. The courtroom cue ball, a. K. A. The ambulance chasing a whole seems to be running for president. And his campaign ad was a joy to behold if i joy you made a litany of misery. Enough with the lies. Enough with the coverups. Enough with the bigotry. Enough. Enough. Enough. We deserve better than this. Stop with the empty promises. No more thoughts and prayers. If you put big money first and a second your time is done. Done. Done. We are the majority will not be ignored. Greg well, they seem like fun. [laughter] they remind me of everything a person whos ever been in front of me arguing with a cashier. [laughter] it said it was on sale in the newspaper. It says here you take checks. I wonder if we do it together will be when . If we do it together, we will win. Stand up, join the fight club, use your vote as your voice on november 6. Greg heres the good news. They will never win. I think people will be more impressed by this person. You want to register to vote . You want to interview me now . Will be to tell them about the chinese rifles . Should they know . Now you want me to explain about free prison labor. If youd vote for me, i will go get that money and get a share of the profit. You are done right. I hope you vote for me, sweetie. I hope you vote for me. Greg that is Chris Erickson who is running for governor of vermont. [laughter] go ahead and laugh but this is their center. Tyrus, avenatti seems like he stepped into the ferociously miserable and angry publishing. These are the people who send food back at a free buffet. Tyrus these are his old clients talk inhibit those are people complaining about him. He took the money, did not help them out, enough with the lies. You didnt get that . Greg that is so funny. Tyrus hes like everyone is so broke and give me the videos of everyone complaining about me and it wasnt even the same area. It was everyone outside his office. You like to me. You took my money but no, we will not stand for this. Enough with the bigotry. [cheering and applause] greg charlie, its like everybody in the ad reminded m me they are the member of the family you dont want at the holiday dinner because they will lecture you on how evil pilgrims are. I think tyrus is on to something. When he talks about its not the me presidency but talk about a guy, avenatti, this guy is a narcissist of the highest order. Maine is holding about him and has managed to earn millions and millions of dollars in free airtime while his clients, stormy daniels, is still dan