Like that . laughter apparently. Well, you just figured it out, didnt you. But is a guy who makes sure that all his debau cherous spoiled children are kept in check. Stephen he leave leans on the press. And says let me fix you. No, i put it out there. I pretty much. Stephen if you dont put it out there, nobody will put it in there. Okay. Stephen an old joke, an old joke. Its true. Stephen you should carve that on a headstone. But were you when you were younger you were a very rowdy guy. No, thats what you think by looking at me because im twice your size. Stephen no, i look at that, i look at that, okay. Oh, wow. Stephen there you are, tough guy. You were angrily put it out. Stephen no, because are you asking. You want to arm wrestle or something, you want to prove this. Lets do it. All right. cheers and applause i cant do that. Stephen you cant do that. Okay, i will keep mine on, i dont want an unfair advantage on you. Watch my sleeve [bleep], [bleep] laughter there are very few parts of okay. But theyve got hair on them. Im not going to touch you. Im not going to touch you. Stephen okay, lets do it. Okay. Ready . Stephen all right, yall call, ready, one, two [bleep] what are you doing. cheers and applause . Stephen that was like arm wrestling a back hoe. Are we done . We have one minute left. What should we do. Stephen do you want to talk any more . We dont have to talk any more if you dont want. Hail caeser is amazing. Just tell people to see it. Thats why we are here. Stephen you saw it last night. I did. I thought it was very good. Stephen i know what i want to ask you about. Talk b you know, fixing things. Instagram. You have to mention instagram because i love instagram. This came from instagram, and i am ale curious because i love intra gam, its my new thing, i like intra gram instagram. No, no, we have 30 secondsk my daughter is going to be in a lifetime movie on february 6th called the lost giferls. I got it all in lost girls. Stephen i do have a question for you. Yes. You for some reason you have read every one of Donald Trumps books three times. Not three times but i read a lot of his books. I was a big fan. Stephen why . Why did you read them are you buddies with him. I was. But i. Stephen you had a fallk out, what happened . No, no, i appreciated his he single handedly turned around the economy of manhattan. I found that very fascinating. I think hes. Stephen does he say that in the book because youre the first person, even he hasnt said that yet. He will. Stephen he will now. He will now. Stephen he will quote. No less of an expert than josh brolin said. Josh brolin said. Even one of my republican friends where i grew up, its very republican area of california thought his daughter watched a show that i was on. And these are highend, i guess, i dont really know, but they had red soles, he thought that i wore them as a republican symbol, that i was seriously. He thought that like it would be blue. Stephen i can understand that. Im wearing these in support of black lives matter. cheers and applause hail caeser comes out february 5th. Josh brolin, everybody. Josh brolin. Well be right back. Crawfish shorts i like your style hooked it just a little bit window breaks, car alarm sounds dont open that cellar door epic comeback starts right here lucky shot. Mmm mmm mmm mm mmm mm mmmmm only kraft natural cheese has a touch of philadelphia cream cheese, so whatever you make, when you have a lot of followers, you should take them somewhere. They want to see the world through your eyes or your stomach. So show them the waterfalls, the duck boats, pthe sheep and sweaters made from sheep all i need is one card and a witty instagram caption. Pfor rewards. For the services and protections of membership. For the journey. phone ringing you cant deal with something, by ignoring it. But thats how some president ial candidates seem to be dealing with social security. Americans work hard, and pay into it. So our next president needs a real plan to keep it strong. elephant noise donkey noise hey candidates, stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest is the political director for cbs news and host welcome john dickerson. applause nice to see you again. Nice to be here. Stephen the first thing i want to say before we get into like the heat of the meat with this race, is that one of the nicest things about you hosting face the nation is that you have Family History there. Im a big fan of your mom. And she was among many other things, your mom was an associate producer on face the nation for the first broadcast in 195. 7 no, 54. Stephen 1954, the now youre the host. And she was the first female right. First for cbs. Stephen for cbs cheers and applause . Stephen thats her. And i got to say, kind of a dish. How do i respond to that . Stephen how does it feel to be hosting the show that your mom was working on in 1954. It feels enormous. Its big muf after taking over after bob schieffer. Stephen of course, Everybody Loves bob sheefer, yeah, so withness so that is big enough. But then, you know, youve got kind of her looking down on you. And its amazing can i even get stephen just very quickly, do you think trump hurt himself or helped himself by saying im not showing up at your debate. Well know when they start voaght. He is running his on strength. This is about him showing strength and dom nation. Its right in line with what he has been running on. Stephen so good, bad . You know, i have called you publicly the most elvish correspondent ive ever seen it said ask not advice of the elves for they shall say both yes and no. And with longer hair, you could do easily. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Stephen lets go get to iowa. This is the fifth president ial campaign that i have done jokes about, but this is the first year i get to be honest about not knowing what any of this means. What is a caucus . Cuz its been explained to me four times before. What is a caucus . I mean why not just vote. It is an algonquin word that means the meeting of chieftains. Stephen seriously. Yes. Stephen cuz you could just make it up and i wouldnt know. People are listening though. Stephen exactly. So that is what a caucus is. But the two parties do it differently. Stephen okay. Lets start with the complicated one, the democrats. There are about 1700. Stephen this will happen on monday. Places. You get into a room. Groups. If one group doesnt represent viable. They go. And they go they are up for grabs. Stephen so this is not rooms. In rooms. Stephen they play red rover red rover, hand your delegates on over . How does it work . Actually, thats true. If you dont make viability, okay, so your candidate x and your people dont youre not viable. They are now up for grabs. And the other candidates try and grab them. Because if they can grab them it means they get more delegates. Stephen were caucuses invented before there were pieces of paper and boxes to put them in. It is this way because it is supposed to convey the democrats dont want to pick a winner. They are winnowing, they are like a sales clerk at a store. They go in, they are taking the thousands of ties and saying here are three we would like you to choose from. It is not a winner. They want to have a conversation and they want to be engaged in not just a thumbs up or thumbs down. That is the complicated dem kraltic prosessments the republicans, they just put a name on a paper and vote. Stephen that makes a lot of sense to me. Okay, so is it more important for one party than the other to win this . Is it more predictive, how about that . Well, no. I mean you have somebody like mcgovern who et goes the nomination without winning iowa or new hampshire. So. Stephen why do you care about these first two so much. Its a first inkling of where the party. Is whether the candidates have out what is great they are having conversations oneonone with this. If i cant convince you oneonone, then i just lack the political skill that will be necessary. Stephen but trumps not doing oneonone. Hes doing one on 20,000. Well, hes the exception exdrk dsh exception as he has been in this race. Everybody hells had to do coffee clachs, build support by the dozens, by the ones and twos. Trumps has shown up at big stadiums. The iowa state fair. Thand is a great test. Ted cruz is the oldfashioned way with technical expertise, specificity, scientific analysis of who the voters are and trump is just going to swamp it with his enthusiasm. That is one of the things well learn on monday night. Stephen has there ever been anybody like donald trump, somebody in the past. Because are you a fan of the history of running for president. Anybody out there like him . No, you would have to build a you would have to take pieces of i dont mean perhaps. Stephen perhaps frankenstein . applause im afraid were out of time. I got an answer out of you, donald trump is frankenstein. The host of face the nation, every sunday morning. Go ahead. Tell me about a ben ef lent thing that was built in pieces and i will use that analogy next time. Stephen the United States of america. cheers and applause face the nation every sunday morning on cbs. Well be right back. Lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for 399 a month all the hard work. Time in the service. Community college. It matters. Its why we, at university of phoenix, count your relevant work and College Experience as credits toward your degree. Learn more at phoenix. Edu. This is shaving. A blade. Many blades. Sharp blades. Blades here, blades there. Some more over there. Whoa thats not another blade. This is shielding. With lubrication here and here. The new gillette with proshield lubrication before and after the blades shields from irritation for a close, comfortable shave. The new proshield from gillette. The best a man can get. ,, stephen welcome back. My nest next guest is a famous us about the water crisis in flint michigan. Please welcome erin brockovich. applause so everyone knows you as an environmental activist who became famous for your work in hinckley, california. I admire you, you are a real life superhero. Are you like water batman. Is there applause . Stephen how do you, how are you getting involved in the crisis in flint, michigan. How did you first find out about it . From the community. About a year ago they contacted me. And people were concerned about the changes of the color of the water, they were concerned about the smell of the water. They became concerned about their families. So oftentimes when we get calls well send investigators out, which we did. For the city on how to treat the situation. Stephen and when was that. This time last year. Stephen a year ago. Yes. Stephen okay, so lets give people an idea of what is going on. Now this is water coming out of a hydrant. Hire hydrant. Stephen we may expect this not to be necessarily the cleanest water in the city but its supposed to be potable water. It is. And its definitely concerning to see that color. Stephen this is coming out of a sink right there. And it is at a hospital. This is the water coming out of the glass today. And this is just somebody at a water. How did this happen . This happened, the city was having some obvious financial issues. And they hired an emergency city manager. And they made a decision to switch the water systems. And everybodys Water Quality is different. So you cant just willynilly start changing river systems. So they switched from the detroit water which is from huron, to using the flint river water which is very cor rosive. Hit the system, it caused all the lead, the iron, the an copper to leech out from the led pipes and all that lead was delivered to the residents and their taps. Stephen people need water every day. What are people going to do . Well, everybody has been graciously delivering bottled water. One thing that they need to do right away is find the right Ion Exchange Resin filtration so everybody can have a water filter at their tap and on their shower head to provide some measure of safety until this problem is ultimately corbected. Stephen is there a way to filter out lead . There is. You have to have the type that the exact type of Ion Exchange Resin swi sold which they can find. But the state should be providing that for every single household, every Single Family member, period. applause . Stephen i have been reading lately that there are water not only in many cities in michigan, but in many cities in the United States, especially east of the mississippi river. Is this just the tip of the leadberg out there for what we are drinking . Am i drinking lead . Is there lead in that water we have provided for you tonight . If this came out of a tap in new york city . Well, well, i couldnt tell you the answer to that for certain. Right now about this water. I can tell you that flint, iceberg. I can tell you for certain that this is a national crisis. That were not getting ready to here. Even since flint has hit the national stage, weve now found out that seabring, ohio, has the same problem and they realize customers lead. The same thing has just now been happening down in louisiana. And were hearing rumors, i havent verified it before i came out, that theyre having so the answer is yes. Weve been treating water differently with something called chloramines which is very acidic. Our infrastructure is very old. And its causing all the iron and lead and copper and everything in these pipes to leech out. Because if it is a cheaper way than doing what they should be doing. And its affect many municipalities across the United States. Stephen if there are people out there who want to help, what can they do. One thing you can still do is the american red cross. Stephen are they providing water. They are providing assistance and water to the community. And i think that one thing thats really important that everyone can do, there is a local hero out there. Her name is dr. Mondaya. She has done an incredible job with these children. And so many thousands of children are going to be poisoned by this lead, thats going to impact them for the rest of their lives. Well probably never be able to permanently remove the lead. You could be looking at neurological conditions, learning disabilities. And she is setting up a on how we can help those children and their medical care Going Forward and for the rest of their life. Her name is dr. Mondaya. Shes going to start a foundation. So look for that, please. Stephen erin, thank you so much for being here. Thank you very much. Stephen erin brockovich, everybody. Well roob be right back. cheers and applause here we go. Ah man, who invited these guys . Hey clay, its cool if we order some delivery . It s time for you guys to make the right call. Were having digiorno pizza, tfreshbaked in it these days, there are two ways to pay a debt. The easy way. All you have to do is enter their email address and the amount. And then there is the other way. Firstbanks person to person we brought you here today to get your honest opinion about this new car. To keep things unbiased, we removed all the logos. Feels like a bmw. Reminds me a little bit of like an audi. 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Mmm mmm mmm mm mmm mm mmmmm switch to Centurylink Prism tv, and get the same great channels cable gives you, without having to deal with cable. Yes and . And. Theres whole home dvr. Plus tons of on demand options so you can watch whatever, whenever. Yes and . Why do you guys keep saying that . Its the first rule of improv. By saying yes and, we accept the reality created by our comedy partners, paul. Yes, right, i know. Do you . Feel like a hollywood insider. Stephen my next guest is making her Television Day beu tonight, here performing light of day, please welcome aubrie sellers. Sitting at the corner of an old crossroads green light, go i cant hit the gas cant turn the wheel cant go back and make a deal sun aint up moons gone away sure gets dark before the light of day its a long way there and its a long way home and there aint no map for the road im on wind wont blow stars wont shine been that way for the longest time looking for something to show me the way the light of day running out of time running out of gas lucky as a mirror with a broken glass now i know what they mean when they say sure gets dark before the light of day cant stay here cant turn around aint no trouble like i guess this is the price i pay sure gets dark before the light of day sure gets dark before the light of day stephen whooo thank you so much. Stephen aubrie sellers debut album new city blues come out tomorrow. Go get it, everybody. Well be right back. ,,,. Stephen thats it for the late show. Dont forget to watch face the nation this sunday morning. John dickerson has mr. Trump, mr. Rubio and his round table. Now stick around for my friend james corden. Good night, everybody. James tonight, one of us is getting a real tattoo, right here. I pray its not me. This is the late late show. Reggie are you ready and feel the love tonight its the late late show ladies and gentlemen, all the way from give it up for your host, the one, the only james corden applause captioning sponsored by cbs james good evening. Welcome to the late late show. Thank you for staying up for us. Thanks for being here, guys. As many of you know we have joked a lot on this show about president ial candidates like ben carson and donald trump, but in terms of real comedy, theres one president ial candidate who and that is mr. Ted cruz. No, it is. If you are a true comedy connoisseur, this guy brings the laugh every time. We already know he does killer simpsons impressions. But dad, im a vegetarian. But lisa, animals are so delicious. Excellent. James sorry, did we just watch an episode of the simpsons . Is that the wrong clip . Oh. Oh, that was actually ted cruz . Wow, hes good, isnt he . Cruz is on fire now, you know that guy at your office whose whole sense of humor is just endlessly quoting movies and tv shows that hes seen, verbatim . You know, the guy that walks up to you and says, borat voice my wiiife or youre in the kitchen and hes like, austin powers voice do i make you horny baby . For like the 5000th time. You know that guy, right . Now imagine that guy is