[ cheers and applause ] stars in the new marvel movie jimmy Doctor Strange which if you dont know is the story of a former neurosurgeon that gets drawn into a strange world he knows nothing about. Its based on the life of dr. Ben carson. To we still remember him . How many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] how many of you did not watch the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay, good. We got some dummies in the audience. I like that. Last night from las vegas, trump versus clinton three, and just like that were one step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. More than 71 Million People watched screamed at their tv. There were a few more catch phrases and guillermo got a new hat out of it. Thats right. Jimmy i like that. Are you selling those . No. [ laughter ] jimmy bad hombres was one of the more memorable sayings from trump. The problem is we pronounced it like this. We have bad aumbre here. Jimmy which means what, guillermo . Hungry. Jimmy donald trump is in trouble, we have bad hungries here. Dinners in spanish . Aumbr . Hombre. Jimmy there were a number of zingers last night. I thought this was a good one too. It is up to us to make that true now and in the future and particularly for our children and our grandchildren. Mr. Trump . Nobody has more respect for women than i do, nobody. [ laughter ] than even they respect themselves. Thats important to remember. Trump needed a Strong Performance in the debate. His poll numbers have been dropping, and after last night, he is only hope is michael j. Fox shows up with a time machine. He seems to know the end is near. He refused to say whether or not he would accept the outcome of the election. He said hed look at it at the election and keep us in suspense. Thats a controversial thing to say, so today people went nuts. He clarified today, and hopefully this will put that issue to bed. Ladies and gentlemen, i want to make a major announcement today. I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States that i will totally accept the if i win. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i feel the same way. Now hes just screwing with us, right . Has to be a joke at this point. Speaking of jokes, tonight this is interesting. Clinton and trump are at a dinner together. He was the governor of new york 20s. The dinner is a Charity Event thrown annually by the diocese there, the catholic church. Its a tradition in the candidates to show up and tell jokes like a roast. In 2012 mitt romney and obama. They both joked around. 2008, obama and john mccain joked. Tonight hillary and donald are one seat apart with a cardinal sitting between them like an unhappy couple hoping to get their marriage annulled. Id love to know how that is going. A lot of people believe the reason he got into politics is because president obama roasted him at the white house correspondents dinner. If the cardinal starts making fun of him, he might try to run for pope. [ laughter ] i want to say congratulations to the cleveland indians. Who are headed to the world series. [ cheers and applause ] for the First Time Since 1997. They will play the winner of the dodgers cubs series. This is a big one. The cubs havent won the world series since like 1425 or something. [ laughter ] like 600 years. To capture the excitement in a tequila bottle, we sent our Sports Correspondent guillermo to Dodger Stadium to chat with the players in this exclusive onfield report. Guillermo who what are you going for halloween . I might be myself. Guillermo myself . Why . Its a good costume. No one will expect it. Guillermo thats going to be very scary. When you play baseball and you dont want to get too excited, no, because then ill get really excited. Guillermo whats your favorite base . Home base. Yeah. I like home base. Guillermo one of my favorite bases with girls. I got a girlfriend. Guillermo oh, you got a girlfriend, oh. Whats her favorite base . [ laughter ] guillermo can you sign my ball . Which one . A basketball . Why dont you have a baseball . Guillermo i couldnt find one. The ball looks like this, well be in good shape. A basketball . [ speaking spanish ] guillermo i like how you hold the ball, my ball, i like how you hold my ball. A basketball, not your ball. Im holding a basketball right now. Guillermo last thing, can i touch my moustache. Bring good luck tonight. Yeah, lets go. Guillermo now you can touch my mustache. Oh i think yours is a lot nicer than mine. You do a better jonathan me. Guillermo okay, when you pitch youve got to follow through, okay . Okay . You left, so you step like this and you go, and then. All right . Just like that . Guillermo just like that. Show me . You did it. Thats it. Guillermo show me how you do it. I just step. Yeah. Guillermo you have work more on that. I have to work on it . Guillermo yeah. Okay. Guillermo can i give you a hug for good luck . Thank you. I got to get ready. Guillermo okay. I got to give 115. Guillermo okay. Two more seconds. I have to get ready. You want to come with me . Guillermo yeah, ill come with you. Now weve become friends. Thats it from the locker room. This is guillermo. Jimmy gracias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] game six of the nlcs is saturday on fs 1. And the world series starts tuesday on fox. It is thursday night which as you know means its time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] good evening. Let me be the last person to welcome you to tonights debate and al what we want to do is to replenish. Such a nasty [ bleep ]. Every morning i [ bleep ] once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. I like [ bleep ]. The dodgers playing is obvious. Pitch kris bryant and anthony riz i dont carefully and [ bleep ] everyone else. In a word your one word of advice for donald . [ bleep ]. Is it sad that i always obey i have very clean [ bleep ]. Called brrnts Bernie Sanders a. [ bleep ]. Did you . Well, you know you know. . We broke the record . Is it the biggest ever, grandpa . Well, its certainly the biggest [ bleep ] ive ever seen, and ive seen lots. Donald trump is a man who sees a [ bleep ] and wants to [ bleep ] it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when when we come back from the break, when we return our old friend and trump Superfan Jake bird was in las vegas for the debate. We send jake to all the big political events. This is what we got from him at the Republican National convention. Give the guy some air. Give the guy some air. Hes hilarious. I love this guy. Chicken parm. Chicken parm. To vegas so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . laughs. here it is. . . Hey dad . 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My doctor recommended prilosec otc 7 years ago, l each morning. 24 hours and zero heartburn, its been the number 1 doctor recommended brand for 10 straight years, and its still recommended today. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, music from zombies is on the way. The third and final president ial debate was in las vegas yesterday. Cameras were there, the lamestream media was there, also Donald Trumps number one supporter jake bird. Jake made a pilgrimage to vegas to file this very special report. Good morning from las vegas. Its debate day. Im staying at the trump hotel and look at this. Unlimited shrimp. . . You take the high road and ill take the low road . . And ill be in the white house before you . Wrong. Wrong. Cant read that. Im from chino, california. Can i tell you something . When they go low, i get high. Free billy bush free billy bush everybody is getting on Donald Trumps case about locker room talk. Let me tell you something, i know about locker room talk. I remember it from high school. Everyone would say things like, isnt it cool how coach gives us wine coolers . Why is coach taking a shower with us again . When i get over and have big boy hair im going to shave it into a t like coach does. I would like to bet that sock full of nickels on donald trump to win the big debate. The debate can wait. Im going to go for a ride on a sex bike. Ive seen larger. Who are you convincing to now come to you and see you as a president ial candidate . Vote for hillary. Shes so pretty and i love her so much. Shes a 2 at best. Oh shes not my first choice, this i can tell you. I would certainly say the News Coverage has been stilted. I really dont know about rigging ill tell you, the entire thing is rigged. Okay . Guys like us cant vote, what, because of public urination charges . You try sitting through the it couldnt happen. Not getting fooled again. I keep forgetting. Ill be voting for donald trump based on the issue explained in this speech. Exactly. This guys got it all going on up here. Everyone is getting on donald trump about attacking ladies and grabbing their baby caves. Listen to what he wrote. Crippled america. Listen. Thats okay respect thats okay page 27. Youre going to like this. Ill talk to you after. You didnt read this. First class. The blonde walked on. I grabbed her and gave her a good shellacking with my tongue. Then came the redhead. She reached around me and started massaging my very sensitive nipples. Is that clinton . Who are you talking about, clinton . The stewardess walked and up said, warm nuts . Yes, they are, i said. Yes, they are. Im sorry. Donald trump is just the most dangerous person ever to run for the presidency of the United States. And thats my opinion. And im entitled to it. You absolutely are. Why doesnt donald trump like siegfried and roy . Because their pussies grab them. A big issue right now is economic, safety, and health care. Exactly. The fell femmecrats want to talk about transgenders using bathrooms. Hillary clinton deleted 33,000 shemails. The debate is starting. I know the hottest place to watch it. Come on. Hot slots. Bartender . I would like one shot of grownup liquor every time they say the v word. Grownup liquor, okay. This guys buying. If you become president this country is going to be in some mess. Such a nasty woman. Didnt even apologize to my wife. Well, lets go get paid. Donald trump won. Where are my nickels at . Where are all my nickels at . What the [ bleep ] did you just say . Just locker room talk. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Trump ship trump ship [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Tonight on the show we have music from flatbush zombies, isla fisher is here and well be right back with Benedict Cumberbatch. The one for an adventurer. The one shes been eyeing all year. . . Different things to different people . 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Next week well be visited by felicity jones, mario batali, gordon ramsay, andrew garfield, miles teller, our pal science Bob Pflugfelder will amaze well have music from jimmy eat world, conor oberst, alessia cara and on monday night, president barack obama will be here on the show. [ cheers and applause ] that seat. Our first guest tonight is an oscarnominated actor and soon to be sorcerer supreme, he plays the master of mystical arts in marvels Doctor Strange. It opens in theaters and imax november 4th. Please welcome Benedict Cumberbatch [ cheers and applause ] . Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy hows it going . Thank you for coming. I know the Doctor Strange premiere is just across the street. They have just finished building. Its exciting. Jimmy they closed down the whole block. I know. A lot of traffic to get through. Its very exciting. Jimmy were used to it here. Are you excited . Its the first time i get to see the film. Jimmy youve not seen it . No. Theres double trepidation. Theres always a butterfly in the stomach when youre seeing but when youre seeing it for the first time. Jimmy i love that ive seen it and you havent. Isnt that something . [ laughter ] im not in the movie as far as i know. Is it okay . Jimmy its great. Its really good, yeah. Thats all right. Jimmy and i love Doctor Strange. Thats one of my favorite characters from the comics, i thought you might, for some reason. Jimmy theres something about when youre a little kid, you imagine having these powers. Its different from the other that i like. I think you did a great job. Youll be pleased, i think, when you see it. Thank you. Ill come back and tell you. Jimmy are you comfortable with watching yourself on screen . Never. Jimmy yeah. Never. Thats why i wanted to do it in a worldwide premiere. Ease me into it. No, its weird, isnt it. I get what most people think when they hear themselves back on an answering machine. Like oh, really . Jimmy thats a good point. Thats like watching your work as an actor times a thousand. Its just very peculiar. Jimmy thats a great way to when people hear their voice played back they go, i dont sound like that. Its uncomfortable. Ive never heard anyone say i sound great jimmy donald trump, i bet he thinks he sounds great. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy guaranteed. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering how you were going to jam the trump in. There he is. Jimmy well, you know. Id like to say its the english examination board, i dont accept those results. I did not win, so i were they satisfactory . They were not the results i actually got. [ laughter ] something was definitely fixed. Jimmy when youre in the theater and watching the movie for the first time, i would imagine the people around you are going to be very aware of your presence. Yeah. Thats a point. I hadnt thought of that, yeah. There is that. Jimmy they cant text. Thats the guy on the screen jimmy and if they do ill growl at them if they text. Jimmy you absolutely should. Ill get english and middle class and tut loudly in the quiet bits. Jimmy do you feel compelled to react and clap . Oversupport my own place . Yeah. No. Now youre going to make me feel like im really selfconscious. Im going to sit there with a blank face. Jimmy if youre not selfconscious there a blank face. Jimmy where did you shoot the movie . A number of locations . We did. Jimmy hong kong is one of the locations . Hong kong, london. People see it in the movie. We filmed in london, and in long cross. Which was the studio. We killed in nepal and kathmandu, which was amazing. Jimmy had you been there before . I had been, yeah. Very briefly. When i was a student after i got the a level results that dont count, i went on a trip to teach english as a Foreign Language to tibetan mudist monks in india. But we took a week out the other volunteers and i. To go into we had a fantastic time. We were only in kathmandu a day and a night to plan the trips. One of the plans didnt involve having a map well, we had a map but not a guide for a walk into the himalayas. Jimmy wow. There were four of us. Mountain sickness struck, and then three of us and then two of us . Jimmy they died . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy oh my god. Thats the kind of ribbing i like to give. Talk casually about two friends who passed away on a trip. Casual tunny funny story about the death of dear friends. Jimmy phillip and bob, well miss them. Great air time on a talk show. No, seriously, they were fine, i think. And it was scary, but they lived to tell the tale. They went back down the mountain. The hill, but it felt like a mountain towels. It was high enough to get mountain sickness. Put it that way. We carried on ill advisedly without a guide. Maps were very poor in those days, pregps. There was very little way of ge i started to get the same mountain sickness, and you have to go fast down and we literally reached one of the metaphor forks in the road. We didnt know which would go where. It was a heavy mist. We went down the path and went down which is good in a way, but it just hit a dead end of bamboo and then rocks and cliff and we were lost for a day and a half and a night. It was quite scary. Jimmy who found you . This plateau outside of walking through god, we went through a river, we went through a bit of jungle at the lower part of the mountain, then broke onto this sort of pasture land that was something out of the sound of music. Julie andrews didnt find us. [ laughter ] some kindly shepherd did, and we did the universal sign for hunger. Wed literally been kind of jimmy what is the universal sign for that . I think its Something Like this. Its like baby sign language. Aah jimmy and they fed you . We had a delightful meal of greens and boiled eggs. Nothing to do with cooking, but i did get amoebic dysentery. Jimmy when were in college, we go to Daytona Beach and lift up our shirts. Its an entirely different experience. Were going to take a break. When we come back, well see a clip from the new movie Doctor Strange. Benedict cumberbatch is here. Coming up on loo we catch flo, the progressive girl, at the supermar