Sequential. 60 is followed by 61, which is followed by 62, followed by 63, and so on. Plus, its revolutionary stateoftheart design is perfect for when you see a spider. Simply put, we considered the tiniest details in this book. Like the cover, and the pages; and thats pretty much it. The new apple coffee table book. Its the future apple. And you know its the future because no headphone jack. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight we welcome amy adams simone biles jeff watson featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, live on tape from the city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey cheers and applause . Thank you very much yes enchanted stephen audience chanting Stephen Stephen thanks so much. Everybody in here, out there, all around the world, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im so glad everybody is here right now. Hows everybody doing . cheers and applause heres an even better question who is everybody doing . Personally, im a little tired from all the chance were giving him. Its exhausting. Hope that works out. Hope and chance. Trumps transition is transitioning. Dont know a lot about whats going on, but do know that his team has not yet called the pentagon, possibly because he knows more than the generals. Or maybe hes never going to call them. Hell just launch a literal tweet war. pentagon, please bomb syria. Lyingnewyorktimes. Llying applause its funny cause its true. laughter or maybe the pentagons line is down. I dont know. Ive got my phone. Let me just give them a little call right here. ringing hello, youve reached the United States pentagon. If you are calling about a country youd like to invade, press 1. For hours of operation and status of ongoing wars, press 2. If you are president elect donald trump, press nothing. Seriously, do not press any button. Please. I love my wife and kids. Stephen all right, seems to be working. Just give them a call. applause and if youre one of those folks saying, i dont want to live in a world where donald trump is president , you might not have to because this was the hottest year on record. And trump wants to pull the country out of the Global Warming treaty which seeks to limit rising temperatures, desertification, extinctions of animals and plants, heat waves, sounds bad, but at least fans of mad max fury road wont have to wait long for a sequel. Of course, trump doesnt even believe in the existence of Global Warming, having tweeted the concept of Global Warming was created by and for the chinese in order to make u. S. Manufacturing noncompetitive, and calling Global Warming very expensive bull bleep . Of course, very expensive bull bleep is also the motto for trump university. laughter applause but now chinese officials have responded to trumps accusation with a stronglyworded statement, and im going to read this in the original mandarin. Nahuh. Correctly. Dont know what it means, but adding, the chinese will continue to fight climate change, whatever the circumstances. Hold on. Things have gotten so bad that china is telling us to care about the environment . Have you seen beijing . No, you havent because its hidden behind their air. And theres another voting shock this week. The election came as a surprise to some people as the young lady noted before the show when we were talking. Yesterday, Boston Red Sox pitcher Rick Porcello won the American League cy young award over the tigers Justin Verlander. There was some controversy over the vote count and verlanders fiance . E kate upton was not happy, tweeting, hey mlb. I thought i was the only person allowed to bleep Justin Verlander . somebody should wash her thumbs out. Look, kate, i get youre disappointed, but there is a traditional way to react when you or a loved one loses an award. Weve seen it a million times on the oscars and the emmys. The camera is on you and they announce the other persons name, and this is what you do. applauds laughter applause stephen based on a true story. laughter speaking of awards, the oxford dictionary has named its word of the year for 2016 posttruth. First of all, thats not the word of the year thats the two words of the year. Hyphens are for the weak. Second, posttruth is just a ripoff of my 2006 wordoftheyear truthiness cheers and applause yeah. You hear that . You hear that . Truthiness. Jon thats right. Stephen which, according to this article, is the quality of preferring concepts or facts one wishes to be true, rather than concepts or facts known to be true. For the record, thats not the definition of truthiness, either. Wheres this article from . Nbc . Lyinnbc. laughter if you want to know what truthiness means, you know who to ask Stephen Colbert. Truthiness noun the belief in what you feel to be true rather than what the facts will support. Now, check out the definition of posttruth relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping Public Opinion than appeals to emotion and personal belief. I personally believe im getting ripped off, but the experts have decided its the word of the year, so ive got to be gracious about it. Posttruth. applause applauds but everyones coping with the results of the election differently, from having a drink before bed, to venting on social media, to screaming their fears into an altoid tin and leaving and some people are turning to how should i put this . Gods green herb. People on team green. Wacky waysaferthantobaccky. Because this week, denver voters approved a law allowing bars and restaurants to give patrons the option to use marijuana alongside a cocktail or meal. Thats right, waiters at Denver Restaurants will now say do you want fries with that, and do you want to get fried with that . applause now, you still cant smoke indoors, and youll have to stay in designated toking areas. I assume, your dorm room with a towel under the door, or any van with a wizard painted on the side. And this might just be the beginning of colorados pot business boom because the law also allows for nonservice establishments, such as yoga studios, to set up potsmoking areas. I knew it, yoga oh, no, its healthy for you. I knew it applause i have been to hot yoga. That smell couldnt have been just from the people laughter so marijuanafriendly bars are a go, and denvers Tourism Council is already rolling out their new ads. cheers song . Making your way in the world today takes everythi got . . Take a break from all your worries, relax and smoke some pot . . Dont just hot box in your car . . You can smoke it in a bar . . Where Everybody Knows your name . . Well i just forgot your name . Smoke . . Plenty of mary jane . . Seriously, though, one more time whats your name . . Bob, larry . cheers and applause stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. cheers and applause amy adams is here, so stick around my mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Love you. When i think of christmas, i think of family, everyone together, ya know. Finally, for the first time were getting a holiday iced drink. The new cold brew, it could take them back to maybe a fond holiday memory that they had with their families. Now were putting in our sweet cream. Im excited for my customers; i think theyre going to love it. I think im going to love it. Says it wont let up for a while. The cadillac xt5. Tailored to you. Wait it out. Equipped with apple carplay compatibility. . Now during seasons best, get this low mileage lease on this cadillac xt5 from around 429 per month, or purchase with 0 apr financing. This weekend at kohls its time to get ready for the holidays so deck the halls dress to impress for the School Concert then hurry home to cozy up for a family movie night. An extra 20 off so you can give a little more this holiday. . cheers and applause stephen jon batiste, stay jon, i asked you this last night. I didnt check in again at the end of the show. Yeah. Stephen are you coming to thanksgiving dinner this year . Oh, yeah,ivy be there. Stephen excellent. Do you have any allergies or anything like that . Jon no, no food allergies. Stephen well find out. laughter my first guest is a fivetime oscar nominee who has starred in enchanted, the fighter, and american hustle. Her latest film is Nocturnal Animals. Please welcome the lovely and talented amy adams stephen hello. Hi stephen nice to have you on. We havent had a chance to chat before. Im Stephen Colbert. Im amy adams. Too. My daughter wrote you a note. Shes backstage. Stephen hi. Im vianna. Nice to meet you. And she drew you a little picture of a flower. Stephen hi, avianna is that right . Yeah. Stephen back the only thing i know how to draw is snoopy. There you go. Stephen i made a friend. Awesome. Stephen do i get to keep this . Yeah. Stephen give this to her daughter. Well sort it out. Stephen i was talking to jon about whether hes coming to thanksgiving dinner with me this year. Are you set for thanksgiving . I have plans, going to some relatives house. Stephen you have a big family, right . Choices. Stephen how many in your family . Seven kids. I understand youre stephen one of eleven. Not a contest, but im winning. Where do you fall . Very important in big families. Mid. Trouble. Yeah, trouble. Stephen desperate for attention. We were all desperate for attention. Stephen i was desperate for seconds. Oh mix god, right . I never ate fast enough to get seconds. Stephen its prison eating, this action right here. And still to this day if someone goes after my food, i get mad. Like my husband, we cut the food in half. Im, like, if you want some, theres your third. If he reaches over, hes really violated some pact. Stephen did your mom have a rule for how they cut and shared the kooky . We had a very specifics rule. Whoever cut the cookie, the other person got to pick the half. Ah. Right there. We were getting protractors and calipers to make sure the platonic ideal of the cut. No, we were more like lord of the flies, one of the biblical books. Stephen is your husband from a big family . No, one of two. Stephen my wife, too. Our big family swamps the holidays. Yeah. Stephen how do you introduce your weeks. There was something about him. I was, like, well, before we can figure out if this is going to any further, i brought him to my sisters wedding and he survived. Stephen what number date was this . Uh, i mean, you know, two weeks of hanging out. Stephen okay. My daughters backstage. laughter stephen i understand. I understand. But still, but still, just two weeks in. I liked him a lot. I did, i took him to my sisters wedding. Stephen put handcuffs on him. I know. He survived in a wonderful way. They all liked him. He sat through a twohour sing along. And anybody that can can put up with my family stephen do they have a sing along . Yeah. Stephen you have a lovely voice. My family loves to sing and everyone thinks theyve got a great voice. laughter yeah, i know how that goes, too. Stephen you know what really helps . All the wine. Oh, yeah. To meet your family, his family . His family this year. We try to switch years. Stephen as a kid, big family car trips are really hard to do. How did your family handle seven kids. One car . One car. Like a ford econo liner and we would all lay on the seats. My dad would leave at 3 00 in the morning to go to my grandmothers house for one on the seat, one on the floor, one on the seat, one on the floor, two in the back over the suitcases, they built something, and then there was i know. Can you imagine how much trouble we would get in nowadays . And then a gymnastics mat spread across the top where i would sleep. Stephen my mom would do the same thing. She would put a crib mattress back in the Station Wagon add stack us like cord wood, three this way, three that way, t line us up like in a tent and smoke the entire way there. Awe would never have to be embalmed because my mother smoked us. A lot of people who dont come from big families dont understand the road trip. Stephen we got there. Exactly. Stephen you have a new move where called Nocturnal Animals. I do. Stephen directed by tom ford the designer who is also a brilliant director. Stephen you play a somewhat sad, unlikable character, susan. Ill go with sad. I learned to like her, but i get what youre saying. Stephen you have to like your character. Shes kind of a privileged person looking at her life and not really liking the choices shes made that led her to this particular unhappiness. Stephen and your exhusband in the movie has written a book and sent it to you. Yes. Stephen and you spent a lot of the movie reading the book. Stephen and brilliantly. I really believe you know how to read. Theres a lot more happening. laughter i just ran over you there. Theres a lot more than just me reading. Stephen yeah. Uddenly i thought of all these people going, like, she just reads for the whole movie . laughter stephen no, but you do a lot with your facing while you read the book. Youre earning it. Im earning it. Stephen we have a clip. Is this a friend of yours jim . You know me. I never sleep. My exhusband used to call me a nocturnal animal. What exhusband . I didnt know you had an exhusband. Since when . A couple of years, in graduate school. Its weird, i have been thinking about him a lot lately and recently he sent me this book that hes written and its violent and its sad and he titled it Nocturnal Animals and he dedicated it to did you love him . Yeah, i loved him. applause stephen were going to take a little break and be right back with more amy adams. cheers and applause . Are we on . Ahem. From sundays 10 off electronics. Kitchenaid mixer from mondays 20 off kitchen is here too and it looks like the rumors are true. Pizza brought another pizza for wednesdays buy one get one free pizza deal so hot and what are these surprise deals . Well, stick around because they are sweet. . Oh caroline. So corporate put you up in a roadside motel. Nge watch your dvrd shows from anywhere. 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Emerge everyday with emergenc packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. Why not feel this good everyday . cheers and applause . Stephen were back with amy adams. Shes the star of the new film Nocturnal Animals. Now, in this movie as we saw in the clip before the break, you and your husband have split up, and he was, in the story, you guys were childhood sweethearts. He was yr yeah, he was my crush growing up. Stephen did you have a crush growing up . I did. I had a huge crush on leonardo dicaprio, not in titanic, but in growing pains. He was super young and really pretty. Stephen does he know or is this how youre telling him now . Yeah, this is probably how im telling him. I worked with him. Stephen you never mentioned it on the set . No, nothing kills a crush stephen you mean killed it in a great way . In a great way. That was over. But you get to know him and its not like the fantasy of the person anymore. Stephen its the real person. Its leo. Stephen you guys have something in common. You have been nominated five times for an Academy Award and havent gotten it yet. Yes. Stephen its time, its time. Enough of the leo i got to watch leo get his and that was cool. Stephen its fair. Lifetime achievement down the road. Stephen yeah. Talking about before, while its not the only thing you do in the movie, you read a book in the movie. You do a lot with your face. Because were experiencing the story that your exhusband has written. Yes. Stephen and you do so much with your face that sometimes we have people on that are so great at acting without saying a word, revealing their internal monologue. We like to play a game called youre allowed to act from the chin up and eyebrows down. Ill give you one of these cards if you dont mind. I will read your internal monologue. Jim, if you can get a shot at amys face. I will read your internal monologue, and you will act out the thoughts that i am putting in your head, okay . These are your thoughts, but i am the internal monologue. Ready . Yeah. Stephen now its time for late shows eyebrow theater. Can we have just a little bit of soft, internal monologue piano music . Stephen i wonder if this person can tell ive forgotten their name and im just smiling and nodding politely . Totally buy it. applause you read one for me. Ready . Wait a second what if everyone on westworld is a robot . What if everyone on game of applause stephen okay, here we go. Ready . You have a real emotional state here. Okay. Stephen some anger here. Ready . John . . The next person who tells me flammable and inflammable mean the same thing is going to find out if they are. applause youve got a nice stillness at the end. Im going to steal that move. Stephen ive never been nominated for an oscar, though. Theres time. Theres time. Am i just happy to be here, or is that a gun in my pocket . laughter stephen okay. If the characters in Nocturnal Animals are in a novel within a movie, what if us watching that movie or ourselves just characters in a novel watch ag