Wont say what it says. Say it stephen it says youre uncool. This is a vintage sweater. I challenge you to settle this like gentleman . . . . . . shouting stephen elijah, hey man, great to finally have you on the show. Ive been on a couple times, stephen. Stephen are you sure, man . Yeah, remember i was on that one time, and then i was on again and we argued about you not remembering me the first time . Stephen no, sorry. And then we jousted . Lance sticking out of your gut. Stephen thats always been there. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes tiger woods, elijah wood and jorge ramos, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . . . Stephen hey look at that thank you, everybody cheers and applause . . . Stephen jon batiste, everybody cheers and applause hey up there, out there, way over there. Good to see you piano riff good to see you, everybody thank you so much awfully nice. Awfully nice. cheers and applause thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Everybody feeling all right tonight . cheering thanks very much. Well, thank you so much for your energy, because we were here late last night, we did the show live last night. Were a little, uh, we have a trump hangover. Last nights third and final debate, if there is a god. Now, everybodys wondering who won. Like this debate and every debate, who won, who won, who won the debate . Well, cnn, and this is true, named the winner of the debate hours before the debate began. And they say it was excedrin, for their tweet, the possibility of a debate headache is high, be prepared with thats cute. But of course, after watching the debate, we know the real winner was nyquil sweet darkness of sleep, its your only escape. Now the polls pretty much all say clinton won, but trump is no longer accepting the polls or reality because this is what he said last night, when Chris Wallace asked him if he would accept the election results. What im saying is that, i will tell you at the time. Ill keep you in suspense. Stephen yes, suspense. Thats president ial. It reminds me of f. D. R. s first inaugural the only thing we have to fear is. Stay tuned to find out dramatic music stephen yeah yeah yeah yeah got chills. Spoiler alert. It was nazis. laughter now, a lot of people say trump not promising to accept the results disqualifies him from the presidency. So, today, in response, trump assured voters that he believes in the peaceful transfer of power. Ladies and gentlemen, i want to make a major announcement today. I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States that i will totally accept the results of this great and historic president ial election. If. I. Win. audience reacts oh, come on oh, come on youve got to give it to him youve got to give it to him you know, you really got me for a second there i actually believed you had a shred of integrity. What an amazing psychout. You know, a national psychout. Its like that classic joke where you offer to shake somebodys hand, but when they go to shake it, you undermine our system of government. laughter so, how did we get to the point how did we get to the point where the fate of the american experiment rests in Donald Trumps tiny, whining, loser hands . cheers and applause truly. Truly, the bleep has grabbed us. laughter cheers and applause watch it. Stephen and undermining 250 years of Representative Democracy to protect his ego wasnt trumps only contribution to the debate. Listen to what he said about mexican immigrants. Were going to get them out, were going to secure the border and, once the border is secured, at a later date, well make a determination as to the rest. But we have some bad hombres here, and were gonna get them out. Stephen yeah, bad hombres. I think he thinks hes running for sheriff. We got hombres, muchachos, compadres, quesadillas. laughter i am actually kind of surprised that trump didnt do better in the debate, because we know he prepared. It came out that trump held practice debates with Chris Christie playing the role of Hillary Clinton. So, you know, trump was ready, if hillary started weeping quietly while she handed him his lets be fair, Hillary Clinton had her moments. Heres what she said about her tax plans we are going to go where the money is. Stephen and she knows where the money is. Its where she gives her speeches. Now, say hello to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. . . . cheers and applause . . . Stephen yeah cheers and applause stephen oh, well, its been an upsetting campaign, hasnt it, jon . Jon well, you know. We got to deal with it, but its only four years. Stephen exactly. Whatever happens, its only four years. And were just now a few weeks from election day which means its time for every american to perform their civic duty, threatening to move to canada if it happens, talk like this happens every four years. Canada is like americas safety school. So, i started to wonder, if you really did want to move to canada, what would that take . So, for you, the viewer, i found out. Jim . I met with torontobased canadian immigration lawyer, andrew cumming, to find out how to turn over a new maple leaf. Thanks so much for talking to me today. Pleasure to myo stephen so what do we got here . Ask away, on behalf of my audience. So, your name, exactly as it appears on your passport. Stephen its Stephen Colbert. Colbert. Stephen, do you have any nicknames . Stephen oh, lets see steve, stevearino, eightball, hambone, brangelina. Stephen, how old are you . Stephen how old do you think i am . Dont worry about my feelings. Going to. Youre not going to hurt. Whatever you want. What do you think . How old do you think i am . 52. Stephen okay, bleep you. All right. I mean, i apologize. I mean, correct. I mean, good for you. Good for canada, you. Sex . Stephen sure, yeah. Lets do it. Ill take that as male. Stephen what . Color of your eyes . Stephen tell me what color they are. Do you remember . Dark brown. Stephen okay, pretty good. Your eyes are beautiful, they are like jade. Thank you. Stephen theyre like polished jade, like precious stones that i found in a tomb in a Forgotten Valley somewhere in mongolia. And as i held the glistening stones in my hands and run the fresh spring water over them to reveal their agate glory. That will not assist you in the application. Lets move along. Stephen will not, okay. You do have beautiful eyes. Thank you. Any criminal issues we need to be aware of . Any concerns with war crimes or crimes against humanity . Stephen im not concerned at all. And no previous convictions . Stephen convictions . Yes. Stephen no. Excellent. So then, i need you to sign this paperwork. And, do you have a photo . We need immigration pictures. Stephen okay, i got one. I got one right here. Um, stephen your eyes are not brown in that picture. Stephen nope, theyre not. The lighting in here is bad. But this is what i look like when i am properly lit, in canada. So, stephen, lets assume we in canada. If you want to move to canada, i have to warn you that there will eventually be a citizenship test in order for you to become a canadian citizen. Stephen okay. And i think it would be worthwhile to go through some of the questions, so you get a bit of the flavor for what is involved. Are you ready for that . Stephen i am in. How are members of parliament chosen . Stephen oh, umm lumberjack competition . The octagon . The canadian octagon . Man apologizes . No laughs stephen no . Okay, sorry. Lets move on. Lets try this one. Name two canadian symbols. Stephen the maple leaf, and the barenaked lady. breaths in i am going to give you half a check for that. Stephen half a check. Okay, all right, great. Things are turning around now. Ahhh what are the three branches of government . Stephen umm, the n. H. L. , tim hortons and alan thicke. I will have to give x, x and x to that. Stephen, what are the three responsibilities of citizenship . Stephen to defend the queen, for some reason. Um, protecting children from wandering polar bears; adding unnecessary us to words like flavor and color; oh, and you must be able to sing at least one Gordon Lightfoot song at can you do that . Stephen name one name one the wreck of the edmond fitzgerald. Stephen singing . The legend lives on from the chippewa on down, of the big lake they called gitche gumee . What else . Name it. Sundown. Stephen singing . Sundown . . You better take care . . If i find you been creepin round my back stairs . I am very impressed. Stephen singing . If you could read my mind, love . . What a tale . . It was ten degrees or colder, down by bolder dam that day i heard you talking in your sleep . . Call . Okay. Stephen singing . Carefree highway, let me slip away on . . Second cup of coffee and i still cant face the day . That is impressive. Stephen singing . Through the woodlands, through the valley comes a horseman wild and free . . Tilting at the windmills passing . . Who can the brave young horseman be . I am going to give you a check for that. Stephen singing . I heard you talking last night . . Thats right, yes i heard you call . . But i could hardly hear the name you spoke . . Thats a name i dont recall . Come on, i am a canadian i bet Justin Trudeau couldnt name that many Gordon Lightfoot songs i can sing them, baby that was very, very impressive. Stephen thank you, thank you very much. So, am i a citizen now . Not quite a citizen. In fact, not even a permanent resident. But we would love to have you. Stephen well, andrew, i would love to be had. Thank you so much. Canada, here i come maybe. Well see what happens on november 8. Good luck stephen thank you, canada woods cheers and applause enjoy your phone you too. inner monologue all right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. At . . Aand you got limited data because you. Ve directv . . Okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data . Mapping the oceans. Where we explore. Protecting biodiversity. Everywhere we work. Defeating malaria. Improving energy efficiency. Developing more clean burning natural gas. My job . My job at exxonmobil . Turning algae into biofuels. Reducing Energy Poverty in the developing world. Making cars go further with less. Fueling the global economy. And you thought we just made the gas. . . You never believed in fairytales. Knights in shining armor or happily ever after. But you believed when the right one came along, youd be ready. Time to shine. Orbit. Hey come quick. My new beer, stella artois, is finished. The people will love it. Originally brewed for the holidays. . . . cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody cheers and applause guest tonight is a golf legend and pop culture icon. He has 14 majors, 11 p. G. A. Player of the year awards and 20 years of the tiger woods foundation. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome tiger woods cheers and applause . . . . . . Stephen everybodys excited to see tiger woods. Not a lot of times do friends call me up and say, can i come to the show . Sometimes its like a big band, and tiger woods. That must feel pretty good. You are an event everywhere you go. I dont know about that. Stephen no, you kind of are, if someone cares about golf. Thats a good point. Stephen that is a good point. Otherwise, people go, seems like a nice enough guy, why is yeah, fair enough. Good talk so far. Stephen now, 14 majors, 79 p. G. A. Tour wins, only missed 15 cuts in over 300 p. G. A. Tour events. Thats a 95 ratio of making the cut there. Jordan spieth is only 22. He missed more cuts than you have. Did you call him up and talk to him . No, thats 15 too many. Stephen thats 15 too many . All right. So when are you getting back to golf . Because you have been teasing us here with the idea stephen youre supposed to play the safeway open. Right. Stephen last minute you said youre not going to play, your game was not there. Wheres your game . Well, my game is coming. Its getting there. Im not quite there where i can shoot. I feel like i can shoot 63s and 64s in tournaments. Im shooting low rounds at home but i dont quite feel im ready to shoot those types of scores under tournament conditions. Stephen okay, you were going to play Turkish Airlines open, next one is, whats this next one, theres another one coming up here, the hero world challenge, which youre hosting. Yes, i am. Stephen im buying my airline tickets. Are you going to actually play . Ill be there playing. Stephen youre going to play . All right. Okay. cheers and applause now that weve got everybody excited for you coming back, why come back . laughter youve done it all youve got nothing left to prove. I love playing. Stephen really . I love trying to beat these boys, its fun. Stephen and they are kind of boys compared to you because it will be 20 years since you absolutely destroyed everybody at the masters. I was giving jordan pretty good grief at the ryder cup because when i won the masters, he was still in diapers. Stephen not a metaphor. No. I have been doing this for a while, but i love being out there and competing, i love and love to compete at the highest level. Stephen and what do you think. Are you ever tempted to retire, so you can do what retirees do and play golf . laughter because thats winwin, thats winwin, tiger woods. Well, heres the deal. Golfers, when we want to relax, we go fishing. What do fishermen do to relax . Stephen stop fishing. Stop fishing. Okay. Stephen so how long has it been s p. G. A. Tournament . Its been august, its been over a year. Stephen okay, so anything about your time off, has it been humbling to you about your time not playing . Yeah, since ive had two back surgeries since then and, you know, i like to practice and compete all day. Thats one of my things. I like to grind it out, but the thing is i wasnt able to do that on the golf course. So i applied my same intensity in my craft, my focus to call of duty. Dont laugh. applause i will spend eight hours a day, get a 30 minute lunch break, be in my reclining grandpa chair playing. And then, i thought i was good, because i got through the campaigns, no big deal, and then i went online. And when 7yearolds are beating you from around the world, humbling. Stephen time to stop. By the way, i like the beard. Took about three and months to grow. Stephen really . You look like tiger woods evil twin right now. You can psych out your opponent with that. Well, you can see im half asian, so it doesnt quite fill in through here. But i can get this thing going. Stephen okay. Something like that. Get a little twirl to it, yeah. Stephen i got to ask you one question about your exwife. You told time magazine, less than a year ago, that she is one of your best friends. Keeping your exwife your best friend, given how that ended, my friend right. Stephen thats more impressive than being 11 time p. G. A. Player of the year. applause laughter . . . Stephen honest to god, how did you guys work it out . You know, it becomes two simple things, okay, is that we have sam and we have charlie. And we love them so much, were going to do whatever it takes to make that work. applause thats how it happened, and shes been one of my best friends. Ive talked to her about so many Different Things and she does a does same thing with me, we go back and forth. And we communicate so much better now, its incredible. I wish we had done that earlier on, but its been incredible to have a best friend like that. Stephen well, thats good to know. I want to talk about your tiger woods. . . . cheers and applause hon, i dont know if i deserve this i dont really work with my hands. You change a ton of diapers your usual . Not for me for him. Hon, you have something in your hair. Would you like an oatmeal scrub . I already ate, actually. Hon, we listen to carol. Make my eyes pop . Is this supposed to happen . We should do this more often. Hold hands . No, sit in crazy chairs. Get together and shop small on Small Business saturday. Small business saturday is our day to get out and shop small. A day to support our community and show some love for the people we love. And the places we love. The stuff we cant get anywhere else and food that tastes like home. Ow is Small Business saturday. Lets shop small for our neighborhood, our town, our home. Get up, all get together and shop small. . . Is that coffee . Yea, its nespresso. I want in. . . Youre ready. Get ready to experience a cup above. Is that coffee . Nespresso. What else . . just like mom, hey guys, im home of course no one said it had to be cooked. Campbells one dish recipes, designed around one pan and your schedule. . . . cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody were here with tiger woods. Now, tiger, youre one of the great golfers of all time but also a great popularizer of golfers. Of golf. And another man who is known for that is, of course, is arnold palmer. Heres a photo of you and arnold together. applause a lot of members of arnies army here. Arnold palmer just passed away. Was he an important figure for you . Did you learn much from him . Oh, my god, he was one of my heroes. And we became great friends. Got a chance to win his Golf Tournament a few times. And to have him come, as i come a great bear hug, is something that is, will always be special. To see that photo of arnie and i on the green of us chitchatting. We were always needling each other, i mean, pretty hard, which is a lot of fun. Stephen i understand when you were an amateur, he actually took you to lunch once. Okay, so, when i was at stanford he invited me to come over to the silverado, which is where the safeway was, to have dinner with him. So i go to dinner, and we have a great steak er leave. Well, my coach finds out, says did you pick up the tab . Its arnold palmer. Im a college student. Its arnold palmer. So he says, well, i dont know about this. So he calls ncaas, they deem me ineligible. Because, i dont know, whatever it was. Stephen ineligible as an amateur because he bought you a steak . So, i had to write a check to i was at el paso for the all american. And until the check cleared, he had to cash the check, send a fax copy to the ncaas and i was eligible to compete in the all american. Stephen wow. Its not that strict anymore, right . Since then it changed a little bit. Stephen 20th anniversary of the tiger woods foundation. Yes. Stephen how has it grown now . The emphasis was to get more participation in golf. We did that with junior golf clinics around the country. When 9 11 happened and i drove home on the 13th from st. Louis, if i died if that tragic day, what would the Foundation Look like . Well, we wouldnt have anything because we didnt have any bricks and mortars, nothing tangible, it was just a need to change this. He said what do you have in mind . I said we need to create something tangible, something kids can call their own. A week later, i said why dont we come up with a Learning Center. I said okay. I gave my dad the directive. He comes back ten days later and says why dont we create a Learning Center where i played High School Golf at and we create a Learning Center of 50,000 square feet, and my dad got a chance to actually see it, be a part of it and feel it while there were kids in it well, kids with respect in it and then in it. I was wheelchairing them around. He passes about a year later. Then i, about two months ago, i bring my son charlie to it. So to have that type of family atmosphere, to have my dad there and now my son there has been incredible. And influence for you and, you know, when fathers pass, we lose their voice. Have you been able to recreate that voice interimly for yourself, to still have that guidance even though hes gone . I do. Because its the same thing. He always says get out of it what you put into it. If you work hard, youre going to get results. If you dont, you wont get them, but more importantly, you dont deserve it because you didnt go out there and earn it. So, thats why i practice so hard. Thats why i work so hard. Because i still hear my dads voice each and every day, each and every day, i think about my old man. Stephen well, youve had the great privilege of golfing with quite a few president s. Can i do a little rapid fire round right here . Ill name a few president s you played with and you give me your impression, okay, as a golfer. George h. W. Bush. Fast. Stephen fast . Fast golfer . Good golfer. Yes, hes very good. We play in about under two hours. Stephen okay, clinton . Stephen lot of cuts at the ball, or cutting corners . laughter cuts. Stephen cuts. All right. Ill get you a lawyer present before you answer that again. W. W. Bush . No. Stephen obama . Straight. Stephen straight . Hes very competitive, right . Extremely competitive, hits it straight. Stephen hits it straight. Hard, long . Hard, hit it crooked, not longish. Stephen what about trump . You said president s. cheers and applause stephen the tiger woods foundation, celebrating its 20th anniversary well be right back, everybody, with elijah wood cheers and applause . . . And well give you eight hundred dollars. Thats right eight hundred dollars to spend anywhere you want. And this weekend only, were bringing back our best offer ever. The amazing iphone 7 for zero dollars. Hurry in and get the iphone 7, with unlimited everything, on us. Only at tmobile. Look how big my hands are. Yeah. Ooh. Rawr. How much am i making for this again . Total cake walk. Ooh oooooooh her last opponent is still in a coma. What . I should go walk my cats. No. No no no. Amy, get in there and fight for your life. Isnt there an easier way to make a hundred k . Sure. Old navys giving away a hundred k everyday through black friday. Plus its 50 off your entire purchase. 50 off . you keep in touch with me, girl. Im going to old navy. 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Olive garden fills your holidays with new flavorfilled pairings freshly filled pastas bursting with indulgent flavors perfectly paired with irresistible chicken, shrimp or steak plus all the salad and breadsticks you want your favorite things come together at the holidays, cheers and applause . . . Stephen hey, folks welcome back welcome to tonights broadcast, not live. laughter my next guest is a great actor, whos been in some of my favorite movies. Please welcome elijah wood cheers and applause . . . What a band stephen amazing band, arent they . I was just youre from new orleans, right . Jon yeah, thats right. I was just there two weeks ago. Stephen i could go, you guys could just chat for a while. Fine with me. Like a vacation. laughter now, youre in Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency, which is a great book by douglas adams, the guy who did galaxy, and its on bbc america. I want to talk about this in a second but first yes. Stephen you just came back from fantastic fest. Yes. At happens in austin, texas. Stephen genre meaning . Genre meaning anything from horror films, to scifi, to action films. This year i think the spotlight was on indian cinemas. They had a lot of bollywood films there so anything encapsulated by genre. Stephen can you walk around that or do you get mobbed by everybbe laughter because youre not only a fan of it but youre also a darling. Youre in these movies. This is true. It happens to be one of these festivals that doesnt separate the fan from the filmmakers and sort of the actors that are in them and there is a lot of respect for that. So everybody just intermingles also and theyre all there for the same reason, which is to watch the movies and celebrate cinema. Stephen i understand that people give out free tattoos there . Yes, so, four years ago they started giving free tattoos out and i missed that year, but every year, consequently, ive gone and gotten a tattoo. Stephen you get the tattoo. And i have a tattoo band around my arm. Would you like to see . Stephen sure. cheers and applause thank you, sir. Stephen wow. Oh, thank you. So it started, thats four years ago. Thats a firecracker, a ray gun, rubber chicken, and then this is the new guy. Its a kaiju. Can we see that clearly . Stephen can you make the kaiju dance . A little flex of the muscle. Stephen look at the guns on elijah wood, man cheers and applause there you go, sir. Thank you. So, yeah, i have stephen well, thats very brave of you to go for the free tattoo, because when i hear the words free tattoo, i think, its a silly thing. Stephen you also deejay, right . Yeah. Stephen do you do it, like, professionally . Yeah, i mean, semi professionally. Its a hobby. I mean, i play in music venues. In november im actually going to europe with my friend zach. And were going to play multiple cities across europe. Stephen so you guys are wooden wisdom. Yeah. Stephen what are your deejay do you have deejay moves or anything like that . Are you one of these guys . Or you hit the ipod and sit back . Its all records, its all vinyl, so anything can happen and anything can go wrong. Stephen dance . Yeah. Put on a song and crossfade it over and then typically well dance. And because its two of us, it gives us a little bit more license. I think if i were just standing behind the thing by myself, it would feel weird to dance. But because its two of us, we have that interplay together. So its a lot of fun. Stephen no doubt. Seeing an audience sort of responding to what youre playing. I suppose thats sort of what you get a response. Stephen im a joke deejay. All right, so the show is called Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency. Correct. Stephen and again, it was written by douglas adams, who did hitchhikers guide. And you play a rock guy, right . Whos your character . His name is todd bratsman. He used to have a band, yeah, a punk band called mexican funeral. Yeah, he plays guitar. Stephen and dirk wants your help, to solve he so, dirk gently, if any of you are familiar, dirk is a detective. But hes not a detective that uses anything traditional, in regards to how detectives solve cases. So he doesnt look for clues, no fingerprint evidence, no witnesses. Its all intuition and a feeling that he will be led in the right and, he comes into todds life by breaking into his apartment and sort of declaring that todd is his assistant, having never met this person in his life. So you can imagine how my character deals with that, and ultimately gets thrust into this seriously mad case. Stephen well, we dont have to imagine it, because you were kind enough to bring a clip. Jim . Hi what are you still doing here . What are you doing here . I live here. Right, but where are you going . Didnt you say you lost your job. Actually. Im on a detective. Im on a case. You worked at the hotel where the murders took place. Its been all over the news for people who still watch news, old people, and me, occasionally. Was i on tv . Would be bad for you if you were . None of your business. Maybe it is, though. Maybe it isnt. Where are you going . None of your business. You dont even know my ybe im a cab driver. You just said you were on a case. Maybe i have two jobs. Stephen its a part of a mystery. Hes not entirely sure what hes doing. Not at all. Stephen the motto of the book is everything is connected. Yeah. Stephen do you think everything is connected . Do you think thats true . I do. But i think there are so many different ways you can go about believing that. I think there is a lot of people who believe in the notion of fate. And i think, i believe in fate with willpower, with the ability to change your own life. Because theres then. Because will, like will to power, will in the world is different than fate. It eradicates fate. Stephen yeah. But i do believe things happen for a reason. I believe we meet people were meant to meet. I believe that to a certain degree, i feel a sense of a path, but i also believe in free will. Stephen i totally believe that things happen for a reason. I, as a matter of fact, two years ago, at the Closing Party producers whos a big fan of the lord of the rings, matt lappin, i said to him at the party, im glad youre here with me, matt, here at the end of all things. Yeah. Stephen and i turned around and you were right there laughter things happen for a reason they do indeed stephen Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency premieres this saturday at 9 00 p. M. On bbc america. Elijah wood, everybody well be right back with jorge ramos . . . . . . Hi, how can i help . . . . . This is the time . . The time for harmony . . Let love be the song . . . Ring the bells and raise your voice . . Let there be peace on earth . . Let there be peace on earth . S. C. Johnson, a family company. Hey come quick. My new beer, stella artois, is finished. The people will love it. Originally brewed for the holidays. Enjoyed ever since. cheers and applause . . . Applebees buy one get one free menu is perfect for two people. Or one really hungry person. Buy one meal from our buy one get one free menu and get a second absolutely free. . . . Is that coffee . Yea, its nespresso. I want in. . . Youre ready. Is that coffee . Nespresso. What else . This week at kohls everyone gets 15 kohls cash for every 50 spent. Earn it on everything even our biggest brands all week online and in store. The more you shop the more kohls cash youll get to use later for more gifts . . . cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back to the showgram. Folks, my next guest tonight is an Emmy Awardwinning anchor on univision, and host of a new documentary, hate rising. Please welcome jorge ramos cheers and applause . . . Thanks for being here great to have an audience. Stephen you dont have any audience for your newscast . No, this is fantastic. Stephen you really have got to get an audience for your newscast. They really like the news, they cheer. We could do late show latino. En espanol . Stephen yes. Dont say bad hombre, please. Stephen dont say bad hombre . cheers and applause now, let me ask you about that. Let me ask you about that. Is it, like, people were surprised he said bad hombre. Is that a bad thing to say . Stephen it just means bad man, right . The Latino Community is full of buenos hombres, not bad hombres. applause stephen we have, here, running for president , we have a loco hombre. You said it. Stephen oh, yeah, sure. You cant say stuff like that because youre a journalist. But i can confront trump. Stephen you did confront trump, last year, august 15 last conference. What happened . What did you do . Well, what happened is i sent him a handwritten note with my cell phone number asking for an interview, then i learned my first lesson, which is, you should never, ever give your cell phone number to donald trump. Stephen did he announce it . He published it on the internet. So i said, okay, mr. Trump, give me a moment. So two months later, i went to dubuque, iowa, he had a press conference and we had all these questions to ask him. So i raised my hand, i asked a question, he didnt like it. He moved his mouth in a strange way laughter stephen yes. Wait, wait. He called his body guard and ejected me from the press conference. The only other person who prevented me from asking a question with a body guard, was fidel castro a few years before. Its a true story. Stephen do you see any similarities between the two of them . Yes, of course. Well, they dont like the press. They use a body guard to throw you out of places. Stephen was there any relief, like, i got to leave the press conference . No, because after that he realized he made a mistake and allowed me to go back. And then we started asking we had a back and forth on all the things he wants to do. He wants to deport 11 million people. Thats absolutely insane, thats a horror. Can you imagine . Thats deporting 11 million in two years. Thats deporti5, every single day, filling up 30 747s in 24 hours. He can start a new airline with that. Stephen he tried that once. It didnt work out for him. It would be Trump Airlines well send you back. laughter stephen do you think trump is an anomaly with what many are calling racist language or do you think hes expressing something thats already but he has allowed white supremacist groups and neonazis to express opinions and prejudices that before, they were only saying to themselves in their parties or in their bedrooms. Now its all over the place. Stephen well, your new documentary is called hate rising, and we have a clip here of you talking to, i believe, a member of the klan. Imperial wizard, yeah. Stephen jim . White is so much higher than any other race. How can you say that . Based on what . I just said it. Thats how i can say it. Based on what . Based on god. Were gods people. Isnt that racism . Thats not racism. Thats fact. Stephen where does one go to find the klan . Just an hour away from dallasfort worth. This rowdy stephen thats his name . Well, not his real name, but laughter he just didnt want to touch me. He told me, as you saw that, just because hes white and im latino, that he was superior to me. Then stephen i hate to tell him, but youre whiter than he is. laughter i dont think hes stephen he doesnt accept that . No. Stephen you make Anderson Cooper look suntanned laughter talking about white supremacists, i also went to ohio and theer neonazis, and they were burning a swastika. I couldnt talk for three hours. The producer and director, they didnt let me talk, for three hours. Stephen why wouldnt the producer let you talk . Because it was not safe. First of all, you dont make small talk with white supremacists. You dont ask them, whats your favorite color. Stephen i think we know the answer to that one. laughter exactly. Every time i call an 800 number, i get transferred to the wrong extension, or disconnected. Stephen yes. Youve got to push one for english, you know that. Right. So it was dangerous for me to be there and for them to notice that i have an accent. So, i didnt want to be transferred to another world. Stephen stay safe. Stay safe and thank you for being here. Thank you so much. Stephen jorge ramos. Hate rising airs this sunday, october 23 on fusion and univision. Well be right back thanks, man . cheers and applause stephen well, folks, thats it for the late show. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org . 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