[ light laughter ] President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican Health plan as a, quote, big, fat, beautiful negotiation. Well, hes making progress. Its the first time hes ever described anything as fat and beautiful. [ laughter ] good for you. President trump yesterday held his first Cabinet Meeting at the white house, while eric trump lives in a white house cabinet. [ laughter ] can i come out now, father . Are the guests gone . [ cheers and applause ] according to the washington post, President Trump has spent about 15 of the time since his inauguration at a property that he owns or that is named after him. Hes splitting his time between trump tower, trump golf courses, and the fat old racist spa and resort. [ laughter ] and despite the name, excellent, excellent spa services. [ light laughter ] a woman confronted White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer in an apple store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the apple store, but safe to say, not at the genius bar. [ laughter ] the cincinnati zoo recently brought in a dog to help care for three tiger cubs neglected by their mother. Said visitors, i dont see a dog. [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] [ bark ] [ clapping ] come here, pooch. I just see three fat tiger cubs. [ light laughter ] they ate the dog. [ laughter ] a smart Sex Toy Company has been ordered to pay its clients after it was revealed that it was tracking the users activities. Users became suspicious when it showed up on facebook. [ laughter ] an oregon Man Led Police on a 10mile highspeed chase on sunday in a stolen street sweeper truck. On the bright side, by the time he was arrested, his Community Service was done. [ light laughter ] police in South Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for allegedly being drunk while in class. Students realized she was drunk after she kept referring to lunch period as miller time. [ light laughter ] google and levis have teamed up to sell a 350 smart denim jacket that has special material allowing a person to control their music on their smartphone. You can check messages, too but heads up, you dont have any. [ laughter ] sorry, chachi, nobodys writing to the guy in the weird denim jacket. [ light laughter ] and finally, researchers recently discovered the oldestknown human cranium fossil in portugal, estimated to be around 400,000 years old. They realized right away it was pretty old because of the hat. [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes in a fantastic new film, t2 trainspotting. One of my favorite actors, Ewan Mcgregor is here tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] very excited to talk to him. From hbos fantastic show, little big lies, zoe kravitz joins us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from a fantastic country star. Jon pardi is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so its a great show. Before we get to that, iowa representative steve king came under fire this week after he tweeted his support of antimuslim dutch candidate geert wilders, saying, quote, wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We cant restore our civilization with somebody elses babies. A tweet many are calling overtly racist, which brings me to a segment we call a couple things. [ cheers and applause ] seth first thing youre a 67yearold man. All the babies are someone elses babies. [ light laughter ] and by the way, we can restore our civilization with somebody elses babies beyonces. Shes having twins and if im reading the prophecy correctly, they will save us all. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] second thing steve king, what are you so worried about . Your district is 96 white. Youre basically the manager of the Worlds Largest williamssonoma. [ light laughter ] iowas Fourth District couldnt be any whiter if you carpet bombed it with crest white strips. [ light laughter ] third thing you know youve really accomplished something when the guy who wrote cujo is no longer the scariest stephen king. [ light laughter ] and in case youre still wondering if your tweet was racist, you got a shout out from david duke. As a general rule of thumb, when the former grand wizard of the kkk chimes in to say he agrees with you, its time to reexamine your stance. If you make a pork chop and guy fieri says, this is delicious, throw out the recipe [ laughter ] side thing why does everyone arguing for White Supremacy look terrible . Look at these guys. Looks like someone left the master race in a toaster oven. [ laughter ] they all look like the guy at an aa meeting who complains about how they used to have better coffee. [ light laughter ] final thing we dont need to restore our civilization, we need to restore our civility. Oh, is that what happened . Was it just a typo . Ill give you the benefit of the doubt. This has been a couple things. [ cheers and applause ] i think we can all agree that nowadays, for single people, its sometimes hard to find that special someone. But if youre a trump supporter, there may be hope. People are supposedly finding love or each other on trumpsingles. Com. This is a real thing. A new website where people who love donald trump are finding other people who agree with them. And apparently its become so popular that other similar competing services are springing up. Heres a commercial i saw just last night for a new dating app called trump mingle. Take a look. Are you ready to tear down that wall around your heart . Then trump mingle is the dating app for you. I tried other dating apps. They were sad, pathetic. But the people on trump mingle are tremendous. Just fantastic and tremendous. One of the great things about trump mingle is it only allows you to list your dislikes. Meryl streep is so overrated. Terrible in the iron lady. And have you seen the today show ratings . Its unwatchable. And who even reads the New York Times anymore . Uh, no one. Thats why its failing yeah, its failing. I just started kissing her. I couldnt even wait. When youre a trump mingle user, they let you do it. [ laughter ] other apps, they dont vet. But trump mingle has extreme vetting. Study the world, people. Its got a lot of bad dudes in it. Bad hombres, losers, haters. But not here. Look, there are other apps. Look, okay, heres the thing im smart. I went to an ivy league school. You know . And this is the best dating app. Everyone says so. You see these other okay, listen. We all know what its like. You know, dating is gonna be so good. I mean, it hasnt been good. I mean, look at our roads and bridges. Its a disaster. Dating is a disaster. You cant even get a reservation at a good restaurant anymore. And putin . Not a bad guy. Believe me. You know, ive never met him, but i really like him, but i dont know him, and ive never called him. But great guy. [ laughter ] you read my mind. We never win anymore. Finally, were winning and meeting our soul mates. And its all thanks to trump mingle. We were the only two black people. [ laughter ] i couldnt be happier about purchasing im sorry, meeting my wife on trump mingle. [ audience ohs ] [ speaking russian ] trump mingle also offers a 30 discount on russian Mail Order Brides for first time users. So what are you waiting for . Hurry and sign up now. A 90day waiting period has been instituted on all muslim loveseekers. But only until we figure out what the hell is going on. Please note we shall never sell your information to third parties. We just hand it over to internet trolls. Make america date again and if you like trump mingle, youll love bernie connect. 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Stop go, go, go [ bleep ]. Seth please welcome to the show, Ewan Mcgregor [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im good, you . Seth im so happy youre here. Thank you very much, thats nice. Seth im so happy and relieved because we had this storm today. Yeah. Seth and there was an issue with all our guests. Are they gonna show up . Are people going to be able to make it in . You made it in. Yeah. Seth and i really appreciate that. Its more of a sort of rainy day in glasgow, isnt it really . Seth yeah, its not we kind of its safe to say we overreacted. A little bit, yeah. The storm. Seth and now youre actually shooting fargo in calgary, right now. Yeah. Seth and calgary is a Severe Weather place. Yeah that i mean this is a walk in the park. Seth yeah. Compared to what its like in calgary everyday. I mean, i guess people are used to it there, and theyve got winter tires on their car and whatever. But yes seth were were pathetic. I think its well, i guess if you just dont have this weather all the time, fair enough. Seth well, but heres the thing, you actually were doing press earlier today. Yeah. Seth and the way a press junket works is you get set up in a hotel room. Yep. Seth and reporters just sort of basically yeah, usually theres probably about, i dont know, 50, 100 reporters coming in and out. Seth and heres a photo. This is a photo you took today of your press junket. Heres the hallway outside your press room. [ laughter ] thats you cant even see you down there. Thats me there. Seth thats you next to the transpotting poster. And heres the rest of the hallway. [ laughter ] seth so you is that true . Nobody showed. Well, nobody really showed, no. We did all the interviews by phone. Seth okay, gotcha. Yeah, we got there. Seth yeah. But none of the journalists did, no. Seth well, at least you had your coffee. Yeah. Seth your croissant, you had it all. I was in my pajamas. Seth perfect, so it worked out all right. It was perfect. Seth congratulations on this movie. Thank you. Seth i loved it. Well, good. Seth i loved the first one. Yeah. Seth and you must was there a bit of anxiety about returning to this film 20 years later . I think there was leading up over the years, there was always the idea that it would be a terrible shame to, sort of, hurt the original transpottings reputation by making a poorer sequel. And so, you know, we never received the script until about two years ago even though irvine welsh wrote the novel, called porno some ten years after his first novel. And, but it just took them that long to sort of find the right tone. And for john hodge, our script writer, to write this beautiful script. Seth i felt a great amount of nostalgia, because i was, we were talking backstage. I was the age of those characters when this movie came out. Yeah. Seth when i first saw it. I mean the feelings of nostalgia, i had, i can only imagine were so small compared to what it was like going back to those same sets for you. Yeah, there was a moment every day, some there was like a 20 years have passed moment every day on set. And yeah, we shot in some of the same locations. Probably the most profound one was when we went up to the highlands. In the first film i do theres a bit where renton talks about being scottish and that its [ bleep ] to be scottish. And were ruled by the english and theres little i was sitting on a bridge when i did that speech, and we went back to that very, very same place, you know, and did this beautiful scene with ewen bremner and Jonny Lee Miller but that hasnt changed not at all, because its the highlands. Seth right. Theres nothing to change. Seth yeah. They didnt get a starbucks while you were gone . [ laughter ] no, but we were just looking up at it and there we were 20 years older, you know. Seth well the 20 years is interesting. Because it does feel like the right amount of time, because this is a sequel that is about not just what happened to the characters but what happened to the characters over this course of time. Yeah, theres a very strong feeling in the film, and its sort of quite particular, i think, to male aging. Seth yeah. And how badly we go about it. Seth yeah. A natural fact, women are so much better about the psychology of getting older. Theyre just more sensible about it. And i think as men we sort of try and hold onto this idea that were still young and sexy and cool, like way, way past the point when we are. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] young, sexy and cool, you know. So its very much about that and how they struggle with it. And theyre not for my character, he comes back to scotland for the first time in 20 years. After, you know, weve seen him walk away with all the money after trainspotting over the bridge. And he goes off to live in amsterdam and hes never been back. So he comes back, because hes got to look backwards in order to move forwards in a way. And i think thats what im starting to feel that, in my life. Like, looking back, going okay, this is what ive done, and, now what . Now whats next . You know, so seth i was that part about how it really does point out how men love to reminisce. Yeah. Seth and theres a wonderful actress who i wasnt familiar with, whos great in the film. Yeah. Seth her character points out that women look to the future. Right. Seth they and i was so happy i wasnt watching it with my wife, because the amount of elbow i would have gotten, for, now, see thats a crystallization of what ive been telling you. No, thats right, thats right. Seth and and were looking back to the 90s of course, as well. Which for me, and in being in like when trainspotting came out in britain, it was in this incredible moment for music with oasis and blur and pulp. And music was changing, you know, how club music and raves, and all that sort of stuff. New stuff was starting to happen. And our movie, very much, was sort of the movie version of all that. Britcool at the time. Seth yeah. And so for me, watching it, i get very nostalgic for that time of my life as indeed my character is looking back on his. Theres a bit more heroin involved in his past than mine. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] but only a little bit. Seth and thats all right, maybe thats your future. You dont know. I mean, maybe thats where you guys diverge. You never know, yeah. Seth youve got to find a hobby as you get older. And its heroin, you dont know. Yeah, yoga or smack. Maybe yoga and smack. Seth yeah, you can do a little. That could be good. Seth yeah, that might be the only way id do yoga. So flexible. Seth and they actually there are both flashbacks to the previous film. Yeah. Seth and there are also times where they have cast actors who look the way you all did 20 years ago. It was a nightmare. Seth yeah. That was the worst 20 years have passed, moment. Because i arrived on set maybe a week after they started shooting, and everybody kept telling me, that theres these five guys who are you guys back then. And dannys cast people who look like you, but everyone kept saying the guy that looks like you, really looks like you. Like, hes really like you. And so i didnt i hadnt noticed them. Id just met them and i was walking back to my trailer one afternoon and i pass this group of guys and i just stopped in my tracks. And turned back running, because there we were. Seth yeah. Like they were wearing they were wearing our original costumes, like the real costumes. And there was renton, the 22yearold renton. Seth yeah. I found it difficult to even talk to the guy. Seth yeah. I was like it was too shocking, you know. Seth well also theres that thing of you arent you think you look the same way you did 20 years ago until you run into yourself 20 years ago. And youre like, oh, no, i am older. I am older. [ laughter ] seth yeah. And of course in the movie, i mean theres very, very little of the original movie. Theres tiny moments here and there through t2 trainspotting of trainspotting about only like it adds up to about a minute. But there are moments where you see me from the original film, bang, and then you see me now. Seth yeah. And thats quite it is quite shocking. And danny, lit it and he said, you know, were going to really play into your age. Were going to light every wrinkle in your face. Like, theres going to be nowhere to hide. And then, indeed he was right. Thats what he did. [ laughter ] seth you, edinburgh, the town you shot it in. Obviously, they have a great love affair with this film. Yes. Seth this is something was this in edinburgh, that you took this, photo . Yeah. Seth yeah. So this is who is your favorite trainspotting character . Either renton, you, or begbie, Robert Carlyle . And thats just people putting out there cigarettes to vote . Its a very scottish way to decide something, yeah. Seth yeah. Thats how the Scottish Referendum was voted upon. Seth yeah, its very i will say, this is an impossible election to hack. You have to smoke the cigarette. Thats right. Thats right. No, i