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[ cheers and applause well, guys, everyones excited about this the 95th oscars are this sunday yeah [ cheers and applause i love the oscars because its the one time we get to make James Cameron sit in a theater for five hours [ laughter ] ten movies are nominated for best picture, including top gun maverick, avatar 2, elvis, and seven other films that you lied about seeing [ laughter ] this will be Jimmy Kimmels third time hosting the oscars. [ cheers and applause which means it will also be the third time my dad calls the next day like, you did a great job hosting the oscars. [ laughter ] you got funny all of a sudden, huh . [ laughter ] thats right the oscars are finally here. For everyone nominated, just remember, even if you dont win, fox news might say you did. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause well, as you probably heard, the white house and congress are talking about banning tiktok theyre worried about china spying on us, so it might be outlawed yeah so, theyre trying to take it down but i have a feeling it might stay put, kind of like [ audience ohs ] jimmy i mean, people really love tiktok. Itd be hard to watch it go down in flames, sort of like whee whee [ audience ohs ] jimmy it raises so many questions. Will tiktok be totally gone, or will parts of it remain, kind of like [ cheers and laughter jimmy or like [ audience ohs ] jimmy either way you can feel the tension getting high, almost like [ crashing ] olivia, you [ bleep ] idiot [ laughter ] jimmy long story short, if tiktok is outlawed, itll leave a giant hole in our hearts, kind of like [ laughter and applause jimmy his head just went through the wall yeah, its the best. Some more political news, it sounds like former President Trump will likely Face Criminal Charges for his hush money payments to Stormy Daniels [ audience oohs trump was like, ive never regretted 30 seconds more in my life. [ laughter ] right now, democrats are thinking, wow, its like were getting two oscars in one week. [ laughter ] switching gears, i saw that south korea is building the worlds biggest, spokeless ferris wheel can we see a photo look at this wow, it looks like gods aura ring [ laughter ] you actually have one of those aura rings, dont you . Steve yeah i did. Jimmy you dont like it . Steve i didnt care for it all. Jimmy why . Steve it always said i was asleep, and it hurt so bad to put it on. It hurt really bad jimmy what finger do you have it on [ laughter ] jimmy it just steve its supposed to go just cut away. Cut away from me cut away we can cut this out. [ laughter ] jimmy terrible steve youre supposed to put it on your finger . Jimmy you got to read [ laughter ] steve now it makes sense jimmy read the instructions you have to read the instructions steve ouch jimmy you just went with your instinct on that one. Steve yeah thinking, why not . Jimmy no, no, no [ laughter ] well, this is going viral. Supermarket chain aldi has new easter bunny marshmallow snacks but some people have noticed they dont really look like bunnies. Check this out here. [ laughter ] even worse, they slapped on a warning label that says, may contain nuts. [ laughter ] steve oh, hey jimmy its the only easter candy thats perfect for easter and a Bachelorette Party [ laughter ] steve oh you should put an aura ring on it jimmy yeah [ laughter ] dont put it on this if you want i you gotta put an aura ring on it jimmy finally a [ laughter ] a burglar in the u. K. Was identified after leaving his birth certificate at a crime scene. Forget leaving it at a crime scene, who walks around with their birth certificate . [ laughter ] right now, police are on the lookout for a man who weighs seven pounds, three ounces we have a great show [ laughter and applause lets go write some thank you notes. Come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy what a show. What a show we have for you tonight. She stars in the new movie, shazam fury of the gods, which opens in theaters and imax march 17th. Our pal, lucy liu, is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy i love lucy liu. You can see him in the fx series, snowfall, which airs wednesdays and streams the next day on hulu. Damson idris is joining us steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stud studly show. Plus, weve got some great, great, great music he is a fivetime latin grammynominated producer. And she is the bestselling female latin artist of all time [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy all time their new song, music sessions vol. 53, is out now and breaking records everywhere. Music superstars bizarrap and shakira are here tonight [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy were going to talk to them, and theyre performing for us later in the show steve hey. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause guys, today is friday, and thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. And i was running [ cheers and applause i was running a bit behind i was wondering, can i write out some thank you notes right now . Is that okay with you guys [ cheers and applause james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please [ light laughter ] thank you, daylight savings this sunday, for kicking off that special half of the year when our microwaves are actually set to the right time [ laughter and applause steve hey jimmy i knew it thank you, apple, for releasing a new yellow iphone and basically saying, look, theres only so many cameras we can slap on the back of this thing. I dont know its yellow. [ laughter and applause thank you, au jus, for sounding like a really fancy sneeze [ laughter and applause au jus [ laughter ] steve gesundheit jimmy oui oui. Could you oui oui when you had your steve no jimmy no, you couldnt [ laughter ] steve non, non jimmy thats probably why its painful steve well, it was weird because it was european, so [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, korn and toys r us, for keeping the backward r industry alive. [ laughter and applause respect. 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Thanks for coming back to the show its so great to see you guys again jimmy um, do you i was going to ask you, and this is a real question. Okay. Jimmy because i follow you on socials, and instagram and stuff. Do you youve been all over the world. Do you know where you are right now . [ laughter ] i just got in last night, so, no, i dont know i dont know what time it is jimmy werent you just in italy . This is perfect jimmy werent you just in italy, i just saw yeah, i was in we were in rome we went to london. I was in toronto jimmy wow. L. A jimmy everything and now youre going right back to l. A and then i go back to l. A. For the premiere, which will be exciting jimmy thank you for being here on our show no, im so happy it worked out. Jimmy we appreciate it how is everything [ cheers and applause we love you. I want to talk about the movie, but hows rockwell hows the baby hows the baby oh, hes seven. Seven. Jimmy no, isnt that weird can you believe it . Hes a little man. Jimmy i remember when, i mean, he was just strapped to you. Yeah, he was, like, a meat puff jimmy yeah, hes so cute you were saying that he got to meet helen mirren, dame hellen mirren, whos in no, this isnt just a a meeting. Jimmy oh this was like a meeting of the minds and the heart. Jimmy wow. Yeah, so, im in my in my trailer, and shes like, oh, your son is here i want to come and meet him. Jimmy yeah so she comes and i mean, you dont have to do that, by the way. Jimmy no, of course not. Shes the best shes the best. Jimmy yeah, shes cool so she comes in and sits down in the trailer with him for like, i dont know, 15, 20 minutes just talks to him, spends some time with him. And then shes like, oh, ive got to go get ready. So she leaves, and then he turns to me and hes like, mommy, do you know who im going to marry . And i was like, where is this coming from . Does he even know what that is . Jimmy yeah im like, no, who . Hes like, helen. [ laughter ] and then i was like and i so shocked, i was like, well, what if shes already married . He was like, oh, then ill just be her butler. [ laughter ] i was like oh, thats what a husband is. Jimmy come on, thats a 7yearold a butler or a husband jimmy yeah, exactly. It was hysterical jimmy hes so cute but thats the jimmy the effect the effect she has on people jimmy the helen mirren shes just so present jimmy yeah, even babies want to marry her. Oh, my [ laughter ] he was five. Jimmy five when he said that so its like, pure instinct jimmy i love him i want to talk about this, cause its going around the internet, and i want to get your take on it. Our pal, drew barrymore, who we love yes jimmy said last month that shed be up for making another charlies angels if you and cameron [ cheers and applause if you and cameron were up for it as well well thats no pressure i mean, its lets just say, guys, its been 23 years jimmy has it really . Yes, its been 23 its a a long time. Jimmy but still, look, 23 years i mean, you still look like a baby no, i feel great. But i just mean, its going to be a different iteration of a charlies angel, i guess jimmy yeah, i dont know but, you know, i love them so much. Itd be it would be really fun to do anything with them but, like, i just its so it seems like it was yesterday, and it seems like it was so far away at the same time. Jimmy at the same time you know . Like, the wire work and all the kung fu, and jimmy did you guys do comiccon for that one too no, you didnt thats not comiccon no, we did comiccon for shazam which was insane jimmy yeah ive never been in a theater like that before jimmy i was gonna say, like, cause i know, yeah, for shazam you have to go to comiccon. But its like well, you get to go to comiccon no, its because its a dc movie, you know . Jimmy yeah and they really expect it and they have a special trailer and a preview just for the fans jimmy what is it like . These are not fans. I mean, im sure you kind of know about this, but these are, like, superfans. Jimmy yes. So, it sort of even predates anything you could do as a a person, as an actor, as anyone because they know everything jimmy before you were even were in the movie, they know your character no, they know the history of all the characters, the comic books, the movies, all of it you know, and for me, like, i grew up just reading the comic books. So, its very different. Like, all the things that are out now, its just insanely, you know i mean, you just cant match the cgi and all the special effects. Jimmy well, this film, youre flying on a dragon the whole time its amazing but i mean, what yeah, the dragon is the star, okay because this like, look how small i am here. Jimmy no, i know [ laughter ] the dragon is like the entire jimmy but what are you actually riding on this is a new technology yeah, this is one of the first. I was like a guinea pig. It was a a mechanism that was for cars jimmy yeah and i would sit on this they put a seat there for me jimmy yeah and it was a rig, and i was kind of attached to it with a wire, and a seat, the whole thing. Jimmy so, like a mechanical bull yeah, so [ light laughter ] it was basically riding a bronco and they had different speeds, and it was connected to a computer jimmy just like riding [ light laughter ] woo a cowboy hat yeah, instead of the hat, i had a crown. Be like, whoohoo but it was amazing jimmy and then they added in but it was connected to the camera, it was connected to their computer, so they had really specific ideas of what they wanted, and they could repeat the exact movement every time jimmy its fascinating they did such a great job. I cant jimmy i would say go see this in and this dragon is made out of wood. Jimmy yeah, by the way it doesnt even have scales its wood, so its different jimmy but i would say go see it in imax because its just beautiful oh, its completely insane. Jimmy stunning and how do we set up the movie, and who you play in shazam so, the movie is, you know, these kids that basically get these super powers when they say, shazam. And we come in, instead of as superheroes, we come in as goddesses. Jimmy yeah so, its greek mythology. Jimmy yeah which is really cool. So we come in, and we our world is dying, and were the daughters of atlas so, we have to come back and claim whats rightfully ours so, rachel, helen, and i rachel, who i love so much we have decided that we are the protagonists in our story. Jimmy yeah yeah, cause weve come to save our world jimmy yeah, and so youre not yeah, youre the protagonist yeah, because everyones like, youre the supervillains were like, are we . Jimmy no. In our heads [ light laughter ] thats not the way a villain no. 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You can see me every night on your telly and dont forget to watch me on youtube [ laughter ] jimmy listen up, brother [ laughter ] oh, yeah im in the shazam movie, yes i am this movie rocks so, buckle up muchacho, because its going to be shazam bam thank you, maam [ cheers and applause i cant wait to see it. Im gonna its gonna have action, and suspense, and fights, and explosions shazams gonna be bigger and better than ever [ laughter ] jimmy sorry. [ laughter ] hey, watch this, jimmy im gonna do my adam sandler impression for you [ speaking gibberish ] [ speaking gibberish ] shut up [ laughter and applause jimmy oh, also jimmy, i forgot to mention that shazam has a lot of action and its funny, but its also really scary [ laughter ] did somebody say scary . [ laughter ] wahhahahaha jimmy hey. I got an idea. Why dont you start beatboxing, and ill do a a shazam rap over it . [ beat boxing [ laughter ] i like shazam and i cannot lie lucy liu and zach levi and when those dragons fly i with a super angry fac helen mirren drops in from space youll have fun shazam is back shazam is back ha ha ha ha [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy thats all the time we have for lip flip. I love you our thanks to our pal, lucy liu youre the best. Well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause the llor baristata coffee and esprpresso systetem. A maste music n taste triright now, g get shortss anfrom jusust 15. Tetem. Only a at old navyvy and ololdnavy. Cocom [oven diding] we make sisitdown chihic. Standdup chickenen. Backckyard chickcken. Oooops chi